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The day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, April 05, 1916, LAST EDITION, Image 17

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new york. when gorgie medders
grows up he is going to be a verry
rich man or i miss my gess
rockefeller & j. p. morgon aint got
nothing on him in the way of getting
the big end of evry thing that's going
even if he is just a boy that aint in
only the 6th grade at skool
last nite he went to the grosery
store with his ma which is neer there
.house in the bronix to buy a lot of
stuff to put in there feed bags
mrs medders bought a lot of things
which made the storekeeper mitey
glad & it also made him loosen up a
bit in the way of slipping something
to mrs. medders httel boy
so when his ma got done buying
all she wanted from the man he turn
ed to gorgie and says verry plesant
like do you like peenuts, gorgie
& gorgie ansers yes to him
well, then, you may help your self
to a handfull
but gorgie don't make a move
go on & take a handful, the man
said again
but gorgie don't never make no
move yet
well, i see you are a bit bashful, the
man chirped, so i will give them to
you, and he fills his handfull and
shoves em into gorgie's pocket
after mrs. medders and gorgie got
outside, she said, gorgie why dident
you take a handful of them peenuts
when the kind man 1st told you to
i wanted him to do it, ma, gorgie
replyd
why, deer, she said
o, becaus his hand is bigger than
jaine,
SOFT SNAPS
NCBOOV EVER s.
(peseRves a -table)
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E.IN6 A HEAD WAITER AT
AN AUTOMATIC LUNCH COUNTER
APPEARANCES
"How about some hair tonic?" sug
gested the barber.
"What for?" inquired Mr. Growler.
"So as to preserve your hair, of
course."
"Let it fall out I'm too old to be
handsome, and my only hope of look
ing intellectual is to become bald-headed."
A lot of men never have to work
hard because they've discovered hoyf
ea$y other men are to work.
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