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HAIL, HAIL, THE GANG'S ALL HERE!
One of life's Jittle miracles: Get
ting down to work on time.
to be careful all day long.
What's become of the old-time
Oh, believe me of all his endearing
'Tis his right one appeals to me
Tommy uses his right when he hugs
me up tight,
'Cause his left was shot off in the
HERE'S A NOTE
Our idea of a thrilling end to a
rainy summer vacation.
The longer the Bet of your wife's
clothes the shorter your bank roll.
Beauty like. chiffon, is good to
look at, but it is the good dispo
sition and Common sense that
wear like "all wool and a yard
They don't agree: Four bottles of
booze and an empty stomach.
Indoor shorts: The cake made
famous by strawberries.
Chicago's jumping off . place: The
high bridge at Lincoln- park.
Gause for silence: Ten, twent' and
Now auto drivers will have
Cheer up, folks! Watermelons will
soon be with us and Johnny will get
his yearly ear wash.
A Ford would make a good golf
player if it weren't for the greens.
Put! Put! Put! Put!
Why wouldn't this be a good time
for T. R. to take another trip to
South America and shoot some more
He had great success shooting
Bull Moose deader'n a doornail
But running'away like that would
be a mean trick on the Progressives.
It makes you sore:Wearin' a shoe
with a nail in it H. M. C.
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