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The day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, July 07, 1916, LAST EDITION, Image 17

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n. y. there was a littel boy up in
the bronnix. who's name is willie bur
gar & has a nise mother & father but
1 evening he got mad at his dad be
cause his dad spanked him for being
nautty
i am going away, he told his dad,
, because you dont treet me rite & you
can go out & find yourself another
t littel boy
the father & mother talked over
while willie was packing up his grip
, & they desided it wood be best to let
' him have a taste of running away
from home so when willie came
' down stares his dad says to him, wil-
lie, i am sorry that you feal you
ought to go away, but i will give you
my pocketbogk which has sum
money in it so you wont be broke
willie took the pocketbook & start
ed for the door
, his mother & dad watched him
through the winder & he hustled off
for about a block & then stopped
& came back & thjn walked into the
house & went up stares to get his
tooth brush & then he came back
down stares but this time he walked
k "purty slow & when he got outside on
f. the porch he stopped a long time. -party
soon, willie opened the door
and slid partly into the house
he said, dad if i am going to run
,away aloan hadnt i better take ma
with me
p. s. he dident run away becaus
he .started to cry & his ma ran to him
'& then his pa did &-they all called
'it off
o o
Sf The finest after-dinner speaker in
the world is the man who says:
"Waiter, give that check to me."
AIN'T NATURE WONDERFUL
Unnatural History by Gene Ahern
The Drone
All right, George, let's have the full
spotlight on the drone, a first cousin
to the owl, or "wise guy," who was in
this outbreak of literature some time
ago.
Ah! that's better, we can see it
pretty well now through the clouds
of stale cigaret smoke.
Go ahead, Horatio, impart to us
the nake1 truth about the drone
Fritz, please render that fitting selec
tion, "Please Go 'Way an' Let Me
Snore" for this number.
Well, here goes. The drone's
mother comes into his room about
ten in the a. m. and says, "Luke, oh.
Luke, come on now, get up. I have
your breakfast ready for you, and
111 give you some car fare and lunch,
money for you to go up town and see
if you can't get a job." The drone
gets up in a hurry when he hears the
word money. After breakfast he
takes the money and goes uptown
Is ie really going after a job, Othello?
Such a silly question! Of course he
is not He can't get over to his fa
vorite hang out, the pool room, quick
enough. He stays there until the
proprietor starts 'yawning, then he
thinks about going home. He gets
there about 3, and 10 times out of 9
gets to bed with his clothes on. If
you want to know what he does the
next day and the next, read the chat
ter all over again.

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