OCR Interpretation

The Day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, August 14, 1916, LAST EDITION, Image 9

Image and text provided by University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign Library, Urbana, IL

Persistent link: http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lccn/sn83045487/1916-08-14/ed-1/seq-9/

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Spinster "Why can't women have
trousers pockets into which to put
their hands?
Bachelor "They have the mar
ried ones.-J-Fihn Fun.
UNSETTLED
"It you many my daughter where
will you live?"
"Well, sir, I don't feel that I am
well enough acquainted with you yet
1 to offer my advice." Judge.
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