flIW im kv f 1r VO v'g !SBSBSBSSS Tryy!,rg7,''y i--, tiw On grandpop's farm. there's a -gurlthat was hording on a farm near granpop's & she was a verry purty gurl too, but I herd a good, goak on her just the same her name was myra hayes 1 day she run outer face powder & she goes in the buggy about 3 miles to a store & she aste the, man that runs the plase, have you any powder, & he says you don't want to blow someboddy up, do you &"she says, o, my goodness, no, I don't want that kind then the man fixes her up the only other kind what he has &'she slips him a kwarter for it in about 2 days she comes taring into the sjtore & bawls out the store keeper in grate stile look at my face she yells, & he looks at her face, & says it looks to me like the same face you brought In with you the last time you was here, alnt it - well, she hollered at Vim, for she was mad, i -put that pqwder on my face 4 times & now i can't have no complexion or pink cheeks until all the skin wares off, that's whats the matter you oughten not to have done that, the man said, for the only thing that kind of powder is good for is to kill bugs on rose bushes and such like. & the funny part about it was that the storekeeper neverxknowed before " that there was anuther kind of pow der but what you t shoot in guns and 'kill bugs with now he knows, but that don't dp the gurl's face no good AIN'T NATURE WONDERFUL! 1 . gel' i Auto Touring People go touring in pedestrian chasers just so they can come roll ing back in the old home town and startle the natives with other ban ners of other cities hanging all over the gas eater like a clothes line at 9 o'clock Monday morning. This is music to the auto-tourers' ears: "Why, Henry, vjes' look where they've been, Goofville, Omelette-on-the tie, Oniond.ale, Bugburg an all over.' r Ana, of course-, a Pike's Peak ban ner; nV auto-touring party is com plete without a Pike's Peak banner dangling in the zephyrs even if they only did go as far as Hammond, Ind. Auto touring is just one toll after another. And it's some graft, too. All a guy has to do is to take a switch and when he hears a chugger come rattling along the highway shove the switch and yell "Toll!" Then he goes up and collects, at least a twin jitney. It's easy nioney, Eddie, even easier than the way it's extracted in auto repair shops. oo THE TIMES CHANGE "Look at 'em!" exclaimed the burglar. "Look at what?'" asked the pock etbook snatcher. "Them black an' white stripes that is all the style. I kin remember when they put 'em on us we thought we was disgraced!" ,j t r r MMuMMilliliiliiiliiii