mmmmmmmsmMu JOHNNYS LETTER new york the boss came back from lunch today & i cood see he had a good goak inside him alrite, alrite & he sprang it on the' 1st feller that came in so i got a earful of it the boss was sitting in a restrant watelng for his lunch when he no- l tised a old man that looked like a farmer sitting nere by him & on the . other side -of the tabel a fresh young l-fellow was !v purty soon they brought the feed in to the old man & before he touched anny of it he folded his "hands & said grace while he was doing that the young smart aleck snikered & tried to get other peepel to look at the old man- but they dident laff, none but him soon the old man raised up his head & began to feed his face you must be a old-fashioned guy, the smart young feller said to the farmer, i gess down where you live evryboddy says grace ' the old man gave him the onct over & then he said, no, young man they dont . N how, haw, laffed the young feller, i gess the rest of em aint so old fash- ;- ioned as you, eh, old sport well, said the farmer verry slowly, while all the rest of the peepel near lissened, i have some remarkably fine pigs on my farm, but i suppose they are new fashioned, for i feed them well and they never have to wo.rk and they are well cared for but my pigs L never say grace & i reckon thats the way wim pigs m uie cuuuuy auu cities too and the fresh nut dident wait, to finish his lunch, just beat it rite out 'CHESTNUT CHARLIE.' WoTfc THIS-? tu Postman AG auj H CTvY WEtX,lHOP its a cuecq J ' UfcV.WUV AU.TUE y u Ssb-tfA A SW WRITES AW ASKS. WHY"! ARE REH6tOUSCOHMWhrnES uwtBees. HA-A-A u SSkS Ig 7777? because Twevw ' iu-ftsj I) W P. f'Ut I A.'rsV A JTS o o THE DIFFERENCE Ta, what's the difference between a patriot and a jingo?" ' "A patriot, my son, is one whose hosom swells with pride of his coun try, while in a jingo the swelling ap pears in his head, ,