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JOHNNYS LETTER
new york the boss came back
from lunch today & i cood see he had
a good goak inside him alrite, alrite
& he sprang it on the' 1st feller that
came in so i got a earful of it
the boss was sitting in a restrant
watelng for his lunch when he no-
l tised a old man that looked like a
farmer sitting nere by him & on the
. other side -of the tabel a fresh young
l-fellow was
!v purty soon they brought the feed
in to the old man & before he touched
anny of it he folded his "hands & said
grace
while he was doing that the young
smart aleck snikered & tried to get
other peepel to look at the old man-
but they dident laff, none but him
soon the old man raised up his
head & began to feed his face
you must be a old-fashioned guy,
the smart young feller said to the
farmer, i gess down where you live
evryboddy says grace '
the old man gave him the onct over
& then he said, no, young man they
dont . N
how, haw, laffed the young feller, i
gess the rest of em aint so old fash-
;- ioned as you, eh, old sport
well, said the farmer verry slowly,
while all the rest of the peepel near
lissened, i have some remarkably fine
pigs on my farm, but i suppose they
are new fashioned, for i feed them
well and they never have to wo.rk and
they are well cared for but my pigs
L never say grace & i reckon thats the
way wim pigs m uie cuuuuy auu
cities too
and the fresh nut dident wait, to
finish his lunch, just beat it rite out
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THE DIFFERENCE
Ta, what's the difference between
a patriot and a jingo?" '
"A patriot, my son, is one whose
hosom swells with pride of his coun
try, while in a jingo the swelling ap
pears in his head, ,