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MNT NATURE WONDERFUL!
There are very few calls for left
handed mouthorgans in musical in
strument shoppes. i
Before he invented the submarine,
Simon Lake had to do a lot of deep
At a canine style show in New
York it was decided that neckties
wouldn't be worn on dog collars this
Gentlemen will find that socks will
come off much easier by first remov
ing the shoes.
A Terre Haute scientist, after 40
years research work, finds no reason
for pies Ijeing made in circular form.
A Denver bookkeeper has just per
fected a mat& that strikes back
wards. o o
SEEMED ONE SHORT TO SUSIE
"Children," said the Sunday school
superintendent, "this picture illus
trates today's lesson: Lot was
warned to take his wife and daugh
ters and flee out of Sodom. Here are
Lot and his daughters, with his wife
just behind them; and there is
Sodom in the background. Now, has
any girl or boy a question before we
take up the study of the Jesson?
"Pleathe, thir," lisped the latest
graduate from the infant class,
"where ith. the flea?" Ladies' Home
PIONEER HARDSHIPS .
' "When we first came here," said
a Dakota man to his visitor from the
east, "our nearest neighbor lived 12
"The land suzV" she cried. "Who'd
jer borrer from?"
DEPENDS ON OTHER FELLOW
Hokus It's, a good schemed when
you lose your temper, to count 100
before you speak.
Pokus Pooht If the other fellow
is bigger ban you are it's a better
scheme to count about 10,000, ,
SIT IT RIGHT DOVWW fV
UW USEE'S flNE FROM S."J. OENVER.I
couo-why IS THE I
SHAKE A. L66r
BECAUSE ITS TUB END OF
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"Now, I want all the children to
look at James' hands and observe
how clean they are, and see if you
cannot all come to school with clean
er hands. James, perhaps, will tell
us how he keeps them so nice."
"Yes'm; ma makes me wash the
breakfast dishes every morning."