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title: 'The Day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, October 19, 1916, LAST EDITION, Image 17',
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On account of thef vast amount. m
tea biscuits being consumed tea mer
chants have decided to raise -the
price of tea.
There is hardly enough coffee in
coffee cake for coffee abstainers to
The price of hay has gone up'ow
ing to the large quantities of it used
in making the costumes"for the Hula
Hula dance craze.
When Rip Van Winkle slumbered
for 20 years, how was it the soles of
his shoes were worn out when he
Modern "Fairy" Story
"Will you many me, my pretty
"What's your salary, sir?" she said.
"$15 per, my pretty maid."
"Nix, nothing doing, sir!" she said.
Once upon a time a young man be
took himself into ye restaurant
shoppe and ordered a dish of ye oy
ster stew and it had some oysters
Since there were only two worms
on Noah's Ark, what did he feed the
Some Inside Stuff
xWhen writing a novel, always be
sure to have a clumsy heroine. Have
her trip lightly into the room and
fall into her lover's arms.
"So you want to be a baseballum
pire, eh?" said the magnate. "Are
you prepared to give up all your
"I never had any," replied the ap
plicant "Kpr years I've worked in
the weather bureau." Judge.
"Do you own a car?"
"Have you had any tire-trouble?"
"Yes. Two of them I can't get off
and the other two I can get off but I
can't set back on. Judge,,
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FITS THE CRIME
Country Justice Ten and costs
for reckless driving.
Young Motorist Listen, Judge!
We were on our way to your office to
have you marry us.
Justice Twenty and costs, then.
You're a darned sight more reckless
than I thoughtjjou. jsecsc-Judgfi ,