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The day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, November 04, 1916, LAST EDITION, Image 17

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KNUTTY KNOWLEDGE
Very few Hawaiians go south In
the winter.
One of the poorest paying posi
tions in the world is the triangle tun
ins: profession.
Trailing an eel by Its footprints has
been found to be Impractical by a
Boston fisherman.
After a. careful study it was found
by a Spokane scientist that a baby
fish learns to swim before it knows
what it is doing.
In order to popularize handker
chiefs, Frederick the Great issued an
order commanding all men to trim
their coat sleeves with buttons.
If an angle worm could swim it
was found by a Portland professor,
that it could undoubtedly swim just
as well on its back as on its stomach.
During the winter months every
body should practice at swatting
fliefe. Swat at the different objects
that afly is likely to land on this
coming summer.
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A GENTLE HINT
A man in, a barber's chair had a
big claw on his watch chain.
"Bear's claw?" said the barber.
"Yes."
"I suppose you killed it yourself,
sir?"
"Yes."
"How many balls did it take to kill
him?"
"None."
"My goodness, did you kill him
with a knife?"
"No."
"Then then, er "
"I talked him to death."
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v HER SORT
The lecturer had been describing
some of the sights he had seen
abroad.
"There are some spectacles' he
said, "that one never forgets."
"I wish you would tell me where
I can get a pair," exclaimed an old
Jady in the audience. "I am always
fprgetting mine."
CHESTNUT CHARLIE
SU'T
0ht TO ASK
ALL UltfHT-THENJ ruL
read sou owe
16oT IN THE i
NAIL T"DAY."
0w cam sou prove that a '
Horse has six
cp.XAcewA.l
IT AIN'T So.'!
WH CANT
Prove nr.'.
HASN'T HE FoRE l6Sl
IN FRONT AMD
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GOOD JUDGE
Ethel I was taken in to dinner by
that western gentleman you intro
duced to me. He was quite gallant
and remarked upon my birdlike ap
petite. Her Friend Well, he should be a
good judge on that point, dear; he
runs an ostrich farm in California.

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