new york there is nothing so
sweet as revenge is old stuff but
when you can get revenge & your fel
ler back at the same time, that's a
horse of anuther color.
- mrs. medders that lives on 113 st
had a hired gurl that pulied off that
stunt & got away with it
she got the house 'all scared the
other nite by going to the upstares
winder & yelling police! & purty soon
the cop comes hussling over & dont
find nothing to pinch so he goes
then mrs. medders hunted up the
hired girl & says to her what for did
you call the police when there wasent
well, said the girl that cop throwed
me over last week for the cook next
door & tonite i lamped him in the
kitchen with her setting down to a
meal & i hollered for the police so
he-wood came & leeve his dinner
but, replyd mrs. medders, that
wont stop him from going back
it wont, wont it, ast the girl, you
just wate & see him go back and find
the meal all cold, for i know him &
nothing makes him sorer than -to
have to eat cold meals
sure enuff, mrs. medders told my
ma just yesterdy that her hired girl
was going with that cop agin & the
cook next door is makin eyes at the
janitor across the way
OUR DIPPY DICTIONARY
LUCKY GUY A fellow who got
something you wanted.
CON GAME See 6-day bike race.
There is many a sight between the
bathhouse and the dip.
UBl&S A GOOD '
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WHAT HE WANTED
"Come in and look over our stock,"
said the effusive automobile sales
man to a prospective customer. "We
have lots of good buj s."
"Good-byes? exclaimed the p. c.
"Great Scott, man! I've srot a good
bye now; what I want is a heHo!"
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