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HAVE you paid your election BETS YET? CHESTNUT -CHARLIE New -York. Broadway crowds will watch a man walking down the Great White Way with an elephant's .tail attached behind him. He voted for Hughes. ' KNOTTY KNOWLEDGE A Minneapolis genius finds that by -reading a novel backward theplot isn't changed and it's finished before it is Btarted. t Tuning a shoe horn is a cheap-and mild way of passing the time arid also leads to being termed eccentric or wobbly In the walnut. At the annual meeting of the Porch Climbers of America it was resolved that a blacklist prevails on all Esqui maux because of their failure to pro vide porches on their domiciles. Very few steeplejacks start in painting a flag pole at the bottom. Don't let your nose get into other people's business. That's why a fork is used for eating pie. o 'o SOME ARM, KELLY! The wind blew in and cut oneOf Ae Sisseton ballplayers by te name of Kelly severely from his foot to his elbow on his left arm. Oaken Times (N. D.), 1 o o WARNING -Will the fellow who went south with - our overcoat please return same? We guarantee he'll get his reward In the next world? o o . DID YOU KNOW . The fellow who wrote "Merrily we roll along, roll along, roll along," etc., . -etc., didn't have jelly rolls in mind? j A WMAU MS ' WWEUB WOULD 'HtfJ SEND A WtMAM To 6 Be AN AWbTVTE f J I frSTcHA 0U' DoWT A 1 caws 3 am SOUNDEj) LIKE IT 'How 13' your' son dolnsr In col ¬ lege?" . "He seems tobe taking a course la " housework." "What makes you think that?" . "He writes that they have him at the scrub eleven."