new york it wont be long untill
the skool dept. hears from mr. med
ders, that is -the dad of littel gorgie
medders that goes to a skool up in
the bronix for he is going to let out
,a awful holler on account of what
the teecher did to littel gorgie's rith
matick paper last week
Mr. medders says the skool dept.
runs the sistem by rule & they dont
appreshiate originality atall t
gorgie cam home wftti his rith
matick paper & a n. g. mark on it,
which is verry bad
dad he said, the way i figgered it
out i has the rite anser but that nut
of a teecher gives me the dubbel o
" without a 1 in front of it
so mr. medders took the paper &
the kweshun was if 16 men can dig a
ditch 100 ft long & 3 ft deep in 8
hrs.; how long will it take 4 men-to
do the same, job
gorgie aint verry good at Aggers
but he mapped jt out this way, if the
16 men had alreddy done dug the
ditch it wodent take the 4 men no
time at all to dig it because it wood
bo-dug allreddy when they started, &
he got a dubbel zero on his paper in
but his dad says its a good anser
and a smart one & he's going to see
the skool dept about it
A Couisville mechanic has perfect
ed a machine for boring holes in but
ter. It is thought by, master mechan
ics this machine solves the butter
"boring problem. .
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Camels hxsd especially for speed
can travel 90 miles a day.
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NO EVADING THAT BILL
"I ordered some flowers sent to
Miss Redbud and IH be hanged if
the florist didn't send them C. O. D."
"Phew. Did she pay for them?"
"She did, and now, deuce take it
I've got to pay her." -
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