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The day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, December 12, 1916, LAST EDITION, Image 17

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new-york mr. harry witney dont
- have the same idears about matri
' monie that he used to & his wife is
dead sore about if too & says like as
not she will go home to her mother &
tea tne worw wnat a nara nartea
. brute mr. witney is
he dont say nothing atall
but they was a verry effectshunate
cuppel ever sinct they got hitched up
in dubbel harnisa-last June, until just
the other day when mrs. wittiey got
the noshun into her head that she
oughter fix up there flat a littel dif
ferent so she painted it some & tack
ed some more pitchers on the wall, &
says to her self whj-jharry comes
home tonite hexwill easjfwhat a deer
wifie i am, but he dont say no Buch
thing
. he looks around a bit &' then he
lets out a yell you cood have herd
2 or 3 blocks away, gee whiz wom-
an,' he says i wish to goodness youd
let well enuff aloan, & she starts' to
cry, &says you never used to act that
way wtfen you Baid i was your littel
queen ,
yes, i know i used to say you was
myjittel queen, the hard halted brute
says back at her,' but when i'come
home & see you ave used "my gopd
'tobacco jar for a paint pot & my
meersham pipe for a tack hammer
then i begin to reealize the advan
tages of a republic, queens is to
wreckless with things
& ever sinct mr. witney delivered
this declaration oflndependance he
has been buying flowers and candy
to square matters with the exqueen
o
Chewing gum is becoming popular
""among the Chinese in Hong Kong. J
CHESTNUT CHARLIE
TU' POll VECit-AU.!
OW, TH' QOEeN 6P HEAfen 1
mm.
WUIL6 TUB
ORCHESTRA a
"HANS VWt'U-
7 HCK- ,
WESTMINSTER
BECAUSE r
C0H7WMS THE
MAES OF
THE
Grate'
NO' SPEEDER
Motorist I must have time to con
sult a lawver so nlease nostnone
the case for a week, or two! Then
I'll take an appeal, and then
Country Justice (to constable)
Say, Jake, 'this guv -was never euflti
or speeding. You're discharged!-
Puck. -

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