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THE' DAY , BOOK I
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"Entered u aeeond.clus matter April
21. 1914. at the poitoffic at Chlcazo. J
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ANOTHER DISCOVERY BY TED
DY. Roosevelt has issued a maga
zine explanation of "why the election
went against Hughes. The crux of
, his explanation is that the people be
lieved in this:
"Hughes war, -widows, "-wastage.
"Wilson peace, prosperity, prog-,
It's asbig a discovery -by Teddy
as he made that time when he
hooked that long-ea,red, three-legged
catfish in the river of Doubt. -
THE HIGH' COST" OF. GIVING.
Right now everything, is' High Cost
of Living. Just as a framing, how
ever, about another weeftt it Is going
to switch for a time to High Cost of
Folk with the proper Christmas
I spiritwon!t be affected. Those who
"give to get, or "give for the impres
sion it leaves.WJIiL be hit And they
... usually are hit hard.
With gome people it might come
down to almost a question of "Shall
we eat this week,tor shall we give
So-and-so a Christmas' present?" In
a case like that the real Christmas,
spirit gets lost in the shuffle.
Too many? people get Christmas.
and Valentine, day mixed, , The lat
ter used to be a time when we traded
valentines, and let it go at that But
'not so with Christmas, There is a
real live spirit attached to Chris takas-r
And in giving to friends,folkinJgnt
better send a postal thaf they wukl,'
afford, than go broke on something,
sent for the showing it intakes. . ,
It is not what you give, but the:. .
spirit in which you give it tfcatf
TO AVOID UURY, HANG ONTO
YOUR HAT! Fourteen thousand six
hundred per cent is a pretty fiigh rate,
of rent! But it's just what you pay
. when you,hand the cloakrook pirateT
a jitney for watching your hat f or-an
hpur. N . -
Do you get us?
Well, it's like this: When you pay
ten cents for the loan of a dollar for
a year, you pay ten per cent But if
you pay ten cents for the loan of ar
dollar for a day you pay 36S times as,
high a rate, or 3,650 per,cent
It's just the same way with your $3
lid. When you pay 5 cents' rent on It
for anr hour you are paying at the
rate of $438 a year, equating only 12
business hours a day. And that is at
the rate-of 14,600 per cent
Sing this to the Cloakroom girl to-
day and. get her "Comeback." But
don't blame us it she's a bit snippy.
BUSINESS IS BUSINESS
Eugene was a very mischievous
little boy and' his mother's patience
was, worn to the limit She J&ad '
spoken very nicely to him several
times without effect Finally she
"You are a perfect little heathen!"
"Do you mean it?" demanded Hu-
"Indeed, I do," said the mother.
-"Then, mother," said the boy,
"why can't I keep that ten cents a'
week you gimme for the. "Sunday
school collection?' I guess I'm as
hard up as an j of the rest of 'em.". .
Ladiesj Home Journal
Anyhow, old .Carranza can capture,
towns after Villa 'has cleaned then
out . -