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AIN'T NATURE WONDERFUL!
Gpttse, Th.$rt Laid Ye Gdldeh Eggs
once upon a tyme ye trusts nad
a toe hold on ye goose public that
laid gelt eggs. Ye goose laid ye av
erage gelt egg for ye trusts every
aay, Dut ye trusts weren t satisnea
with ye usual gelt egg every day.
So they think to themselves if ye
goose lays a gelt egg it must be made
of gelt, so why not cut it open by
raising ye prices and get all ye gelt
at once? So they did and started to
get sd much gelt until ye goose final
ly woke up and got wise to what was
Coming off and started to screech
Ye cries of ye goose were heard by
ye humane spciety at Washington
and they immediately started to in
vestigate ye whyfore of ye goose
Moral A stitch in time saves an
WOULDMAKEUP FOR IT
Mary Jane, just on the e"dge of 5,
.knelt beside her bed for her evening
"Dear Lord," she whispered wear-
ily, then paused.
Her mother waited for the prayer
to continue. Instead, Mary Jane
slowly dragged herself up under the
covers -and her mother heard her
"Oh, Tm top tired to pray tonight,
Lord. Ill give you two prayers in
METHOD IN HER MADNESS
Father Betty, I - am shocked!
Your mother tells me you are engag
ed to three young men.
Betty; Oh, well, papa, they are all
football players, and when the" sea
son is oyer I can marry the survivor.
, .ABDICATION "
He Queen ofjny heart
She Queen nothing!
can't pick their husbands.
and believe me, I'm some picker.
Judge, . . . .
CHESTNUT CHARLIE ,
OVJE PBOM SOMEBotM W ftUUWKe)
wVJHAT Yi THE OlFF-
DAD'S GREAT LUCK
"Mother,, how much did you get
from Dad for our Christmas shop
"A hundred and fifty dollars, dear,"
"Well, you made a mistake: he's
ot .another dollar." Buck,-
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