EMBROIDERED HAT TO BE SPRING HIT
Here is a hat designers say will capture the fashion market next
spring. It is a .lingerie smolin "bluebird" model of pale lavender embroid
ered batiste. It has wide streamers of pale pink and lavender moiree rib-'
bon caught at the side of the crown with a large pink rose.
AIN'T NATURE WONDERFUL!
A resolution is a very delicate piece
of machinery that a bum mechanic
starts running on New Year's day.
The mechanism of a resolution is
simple and it has few cogs, but the
operator usually has too many
The resolution will .run perfectly if
let alone. ' After it runs smoothly for
about three weeks the engineer-gets
to thinking it would work -easier and
make it easier for himself if he took
.out a couple of cogs. .
BANGt We toldj'OU-Bo Too. many
hands to an arm. Throw it out on
the scrap heap, Eddie. It's done for.
The motorman can get a new res
olution, but it ain't as good a ma-'
chine as the first one. It's a second
hand affair, collects' carbon and is a
punk imitation of the original model."
If a resolution could be kept like
an egg we wouldn't have to have a
New Year's again until the children,
started to vote.
"-O o '
Battles in human blood between
white corpuscles and disease germs'
have been photographed with theJ
motion picture camera.
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