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new york they tell a storey about
a feller that lives in.montclair, n. j.
who is the laziest man in- that town
if he aint In the united States; ac
cording to his naybors that know him
well, the other day this guy was
seen hotfooting it up the main st
of the plase & evryboddy thought
there must be a fire where he was
. running to or anuther, man chasing
him but it was no such thing
these was no fire & no man chas
a man that knowed him was turn
ing the corner & this feller bumps
for the love of- mike the man said,
henery what's the matter that you.
are moving so kwickly
nuthing the matter, henery replyd,
'i just herd of some work & i am
going to get it
work, the man tells henery, why
you have never done anny work
sinct i know you
thats alrite, henery says, i am
going to get that work or bust
what work Is this, the other man
some washing for my wife, henery
says, braking Into a fast run.
,What do the head hunters of
Africa do with 'em after they get 'em
make noodle soup of 'em?
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the gasoline supply will be exhaust
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