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title: 'The Day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, January 18, 1917, LAST EDITION, Image 17',
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AINT NATURE WONDERFUL!
J Us People
Y know we're a funny bunch.
You've got to admit it. We think
goats, pigs, airdales and geese are
funny just because they're foolish
looking things. We all think mules
are awful boneheads, don't we? "
Well, they ain't T Us people are the
foolish boneheads! (Gosh J that's
All us people are the clowns of
this earth and "we don't know it be
cause we think we are the big mo
guls of this real estate. Half the
wprld thinks the other half is flooie
and the other half dopes the same
Jii , auuui cue 11101. uau.
$y h So there you are. We hire po-
feSre- ncemen to Keep tne otner ieuow
iflP t from hopping on our necks and the
1C s other fellow vice versa. The poor
hate the rich and the rich have
thumbs down on the poor". A bunch
of shams call themselves society peo
ple and snub the common people.
The common people thhik the society
people are lightheaded snobs. The
other fella's religion is all wrong. We
kill oft the other fella in wars before
he gets us because we think he Is
all wrong and he's after us for the
What's the use? There's no use
trying to explain it It's like a piece
of string. There are two ends to it
The ends are both the same. Us
people are the foolish ones. Ain't it?
So don't laugh at a mule the next
time you see one. He's probably
tickled to death he's-dumb and not
a "wIsa" human. '
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I I? r.CkT THF RFRT DF IT
Agnes I hear that you and your
fiance had a fight. How did it come
Edith f flashine her solitaire) You
will notice that I am still in the ring.
STUFF TO LOSE SLEEP OVER
Several ballplayers refuse t6 sign
contracts on account of salary
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J0W. 4 WAVE To
MK S0M6 HARD t'tDOlEf
AND AMOKS VWU.U
M0U-MUaT THREE LETTEfcS
TWiN A,6rei-lHTo AW0MAMT
An American motoring through a
small Scotch town was pulled' up for
"Didn't you see that notice, 'Dead
Slow'?" inquired the constable.
"Course I did," returnedithe Yan
kee, "but I thought it referred ts
your durned little town,"