zzmzsgm m ing to do," said the hiker. "I'm go ing to settle down on the farm, get married and do something handsome for my niece, Betha. She stood by me when I was on the hum. No one else did. I'm going, to start-by giving her $10,000." The hobo told the kind of a wife he wants. "I sorta fancy a brunette S A CANDIDATE TO NHEAD NATIONAL D. A. R. with brown eyes, I'm 35, so she mugt be younger about 22. " "? "She muBt be sociable and easy to get along with. I'd like her to have a comm6n school education and to know at least as much as I know. "She'll be queen of that 200 acres of mine arid can rule me if she does not rule too much." o- cSMnw WRSLGEQ SQUIRES Mrs. Squires of St Paul Is a lead ing candidate for president general of the Daughters of the American Revolution. Election will be held at Washington in April. Mrs. Squires js state regent of the D. A. R. in Min nesota. o o A farmer named Farmer married a i farm girl named-Farmer in Kansas. J They're going to live on a farm. All the world's a stage, and right now Europe is the scene shifter. AIN'T NATURE WONDERFUL Confession of a Movie 'Actress My right name is "Minnie Schwartz, fdidn't cofhe from an old distinguish ed aristocratic southern family, nor was-J born In an oasis in Egypt-at midnight. Our press agent made that up. . ' My father wasn't a celebrated sculptor. He used to run a milk route and is now a janitor for an apartment house in Hoboken. I didn't run away frem a convent to go Into the movies. I was never in a convent fir boarding schooL When I was six years old I wasn't on the stage and Sarah Bernhardt didn't ask my parents for permission to guide mein the fine arts of the drama, because she said I was a .prodigy. That's some more of the press agent's bunk. He also started the rumor that I was a Russian countess In disguise. I haven't any queer hobby. My picture last month In the lilac Book showing me getting Into my luxur ious limousine is phony. That was a taxi driver friend of mine. I'm getting $1,000 a week, that Is, a moving picture week, which means a year. My salary is $40 a week when I work, out of which I furnish my own costumes. ' , Oh! I have so much more-to tell you, dear disillusioned people, but this article, is limited to 250 words and I haven't started yet o o The high cost of living-hasnt any thing on women's skirts for being high. ,.nrr-r -f