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The day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, March 10, 1917, NOON EDITION, Image 17

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AIN'T NATURE WONDERFUL
Hair Cuts.
We don't know who Invented the
halF cut. Maybe it wasn't invented,
maybe it just happened.
It's a funny thing, though, this
stunt of getting the lilacs trimmed.
- Some fellas hate to do it worse than
hanging up their clothes at home or
cleaning a safety razor after shav
ing. While others spend half their
lives letting the barber survey their
hair.
Women think it great to have hair
piled on their heads like a wagon
load of hay and spend lots of hubby's
good money for tonics to coax the
hair out some more yet, that he
mjght tnake better use of shaking
for cigars or kelly pool, while the
darned stuff grows on men's heads
like a thirst after closing hours.
It makea a fella look seedy and
hungry when the fuzz crops out and
sprawls down in front of the ears
like seaweed and curls up in back
like a duck's tail. He has to get it
mowed by the hair chauffeur so as
to look respectable. .
Here's how we dope it all out. At
the time the world was manufactur
ed, things got kind of rushed and
when it came to us it was overtime
work and in the hurry to fulfill the
contract the she growing hair was
put on the he dome and the he-hair
vice versa.
Ehjvot, skippers?
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CAUSATION
Law Professor State briefly-two
grounds for divorce. 4
Student Jitney income and lim
ousine wife. Judge.
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DIPLOMACY
Mrs. Autown wanted new shoes,
so she went intova shop, where an
obliging asisstant brought out a se
lection for her to try on.
."That's srange, madam," said he,
after many vain attempts to fit her.
"One of your feet is larger than the
other."
Bristling wiUi rage, the lady left
that shop and sought another. Her
again the assistant failed to find a
pair that would do.
"How curious, madam," he said,
"one of your feet is smaller than the
other."
And with a beaming smile Mrs. Au
town bought two pairs.
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