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title: 'The Day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, March 21, 1917, NOON EDITION, Image 17',
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AIN'T NATURE WONDERFUL
Y' know fellers, girls are .funny
.creatures. Dy'e want toknow how
to get your girl's goat? Especially
when she raves about some "Boob
movie actor, his handsome face,
wonderful hair, Grecian nose, -soulful
orbs, firm chin and all that junk?
Herefs how we did it N
The other night we -took our girl
to a movie. Oh, we're a regular guy.
And one of these simp handsome
wolfs was the hero of the movie.
How" she raved about him! And
when we'd say he was a hick she'd go
into' all the more spasms just to nab
our nanny and say, "Why, I believe
you're jealous." Y'know, mates,
how they do it.
Well, after the show, to prove we
wasn't a piker, we took in a soda grill.
Across the aisle sat a fella and' his
violet. We got a hunch.
We said, "There's what I call an
attractive girl, knows how to dress,
right up to the second in style and
good looking." ,
WOW! Did it get her? She near
ly strangled trying to unloosen her
self from the. soda straw. OW! The
way my girl lit into that . dame's
style, beauty and attractiyeness was
Her hat was "atrocious," she
"made up," she had no "sense of
style," she was "very, very, ordinary
looking," and she couldn't see where
I could "see the slightest traces of
attractiveness in her."
.Heh! Heh! It's dangerous, fellas,
but it's a good comeback for the
silly, empty-head, clam-eyed, hand
some movie -actor stuff she hands
W H Y, MYRT LEV '
Alice I saw y6u our driving with
Jack in his new car yesterday. The
flinny thing waa that Jack seemed
to have only one 'arm.
Myrtle Oh, it was around some
where, I guess.
ELSE -v .SO B?r-
UlW NO&O&VTEUME y
WHY Ptf IS A FLY ON NO'
NOSE UWE A HfcT?
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BOBBY'S NO SISSY
"When I was at Aunt Mary's they
wanted to put a girl's nightdress on
"Well, did you wear it, sonny?"
"No, I said I'd go to bed raw first"