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title: 'The Day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, March 21, 1917, LAST EDITION, Image 17',
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' AINT' NATURE WONDERFUL
I A Tip.
Y' know fellers, girls are funny
creatures. Dy'e want to know how
to get your girl's goat? Especially
when she raves about some boob
movie actor, his handsome face,,
wonderful hair, Grecian nose, soul
ful orbs, firm chin and all that junk?
Here's how we did it.
The other night we took our girl
to a movie. Oh, we're a regular guy.
And one of these simp handsome
wolfs was the hero of the movie.
How she raved about him J And
when we'd say he was a hick she'd go
into all the more spasms just to nab
our, nanny and say, "Why, I believe
you're jealous." Y'know, mates,
how they do it
Well, after the shpw, to prove we
wasn't a piker, we took in a soda grill."
Across the aisle sat a fella and his
violet We got a hunch.
We said, "There's what I call an
attractive girl, knows- how to dress,
right up to the second in style and
good looking." '
WOW! Did it get her? She near
ly strangled trying to unloosen her
'self from the soda straw. OW! The
way my girl lit into that dame's
style, beauty and attractiveness was
Her hat was "atrocious," she
"made up," she had no "sense of
style," she was "yery, very, ordinary
looking," and she couldn't see. where
I could "see the slightest traces' jof
attractiveness in her."
Heh! Heh! It's dangerous, fellas,
but it's good comeback for th,e
silly, empty-he'ad, clam-eyed, hand
some movie actor stuff she hands
Alice I saw you our driving with
Jack in his new car yesterday. The
funny thing was that Jaok seemed
to have only one arm. N
Myrtle Oh, it was around some
where, I iwm.
ii , T
"When I was at Aunt Mary's they
wanted to put a girl's nightdress oa
"Weil, did you wear it, sonny?"
"No, I said I'd go to bed raw first."
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