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AIN'T NATURE WONDERFUL!
Glasses and golf balls take the
cake for being the hardest articles to
keep in sight Getting misplaced,
glasses have the bottle opener (ex
cuse us, we mean house slippers)
beat to a frazzle.
Glasses are made so we can see
.better. Some people see too much
without wearing glasses. Some
glasses are made to magnify things
and some to make things look
smaller. Butchers, can do both of
those stunts without wearing glass
es. When cutting meat they focus
their eyes to diminish and when the
meat Is on the scale their eyes mag
nify and see double.
We envy the fella who' wears 5 and
10-cent store glasses. He has per
fect eyesight or he couldn't wear
them. If your eyesight weakens and
you don't like the eyedea of wearing
"glasses', join the police force.
A lot of people wear big horn
rimmed glasses and they look like
they areMooking through a couple
of knot holes. Wp have a pair of
cheaters and wear them continually,
on the mantle.
BOYS AND GIRLS
A boy's curiosity is directed to the
ice box; a girl would like to see what
is in the top bureau drawer.
A girl can give the impression
when away from home that her par
ents are wealthy; a boy Cannot.
Every boy is old enough to be wel
come to sit in the neighbor girl's par
lor many years before his sister
thinks he is old enough to sit in the
parlor at home.
Give a boy a dollar and he will eat
it; give his sister one and she will
A brother and sister mav have hair
of the same shade, but the boy's is i
11 1 . 3 3 11. 'II . I
ixiijeu reu ana me gins auuurn.
When brothers fight, it is over the
larger share of pie; when sisters I
quarrel one has wnrn snmathinp h-
longing to the other. Youth's Com
panion. o o
"They tell me your daughter sings
with great expression."
"Greatest you ever saw! Why, her
own mother can't recognize her face
when she's singing!" Puck.
UjSLL.'aj&'IL SEE WHAT i
To-IWS: MAIL BEINGS.