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JOBNNYS lETTER '
n. y. if you have got any idea that
wall st bankers and speckulators
throw away there dough you are
mistooken, and when you reed atfout
them guys passing around dollar ci
gars remember this storey
there is 1 of the richest of -them
that has a lot of friends calling on
him all the time & they come to his
office for direcktors meetings
so he has to have lots of cigars, but
he, is so spendthrift that he wood as
soon toss away a jitney as his rite
eye, but they are good cigars for he
smokes them his self
but he fixes it so many others
and this is the way
when the derecktors get in his offis
he passes em around & says this are
some my wife gave me
then all the rest say they swore
then he goes on smoking & when
they find out by the smell that they
are good cigars they cant say give
me 1 becaus they had told him they
thats the way he does with his
& they are doller cigars too, but
the other guys dont know it until it
is too late to grab off a few
The pompous bishop was passing
along a street in London when he
heard three coster-mongers engaged
in a wordy warfare.
"My good man," he said to one, in
tones of gentle rebuke, "where did
you learn to swear like that9"
"Lord luv yer, guv'nor," replied the
hawker, "yer carn't learn it It's a
bloomm' gift" Pearson's Weekly.
NOT THE REPLY HE EXPECTED
He (just after being accepted) I-er-want
to confess that I've been en
gaged once before!
She Oh, you slow-poke, why this
is my fifth!" Judge.
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