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new york she made him so mad
that he grabbed her hat and they
pinched him for that & the judge
soaked him a dollar willium but he
said there was grate provokashun,
whatever that is
, they was in a movie show on 3d
ave when he got sore becaus she had
on her hat, him sitting rite back of
so he tells her, miss i planked down
my dubbel jitney just as you did & i
want to look as well as you
which was all greek to her, not
thinking about her hat still being on
her head & he coodent see through
it at the pitchures on the skreen
you want to look as well as me, she
thats what i said, he tells her, get
ting a littel mad, what do you recken
I paid my dime fer
all i have to say, the laidy said 'in
a verry loud voice, is that if you want
to look as well as me you will have to
change the shape of your face a lot
& maybe rent some new feetures & i
bet you cant do it fer no 10 cents
then is when he grabbed her hat
LEADING THE "BEAR"
Rankin I had a great hunting trip
Phyle What did you bag?
Rankin One day I brought home
ten pheasants, four rabbits and a big
Phyle How did you carry the
Rankin I didn't carry him; I led
Phlye With a rope? ,
Rankin No, in a foot race.
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"Want to get eff again, do you?
roared the boss. "This will be the
third time you've been off this week
What's the trouble now?"
"I want to get my eyes examined,"
sullenly replied the 'clerk.
"Well, get 'em carefully examined
while you're about it. You'll be look
ins: for work after Saturday night,'?'
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