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new york Bhe made him so mad
that he grabbed her hat and they
pinched him for that & the judge
soaked him a dollar wlllium but he
said there was grate provokashun,
whatever that is
- they was in a movie show on 3d
ave when he got sore becaus she had
on her hat, him sitting rite back of
so he tells her, miss i planked down
my dubbel jitney just as you did & i
want to look as well as you
which was all greek to her, not
thinking about her hat still being on
herNhead & he coodent see through
it at the pitchures on the skreen
- you want to look as well as me, she
thats what i said, he tells her, get
ting a littel mad, what do you recken
I paid my dime fer
all i have to say, the Jaidy said in
a verry loud voice, is that if you want
to look as well as me you will have to
change the shape of your face a lot
& maybe rent some new feetnres & i
bet you cant do it fer no 10 cents
then is when he grabbed her ha?
LEADING THE BEAR
Rankin I had a great hunting trip
Phyle What did you bag?
Rankin One day I brought home
ten pheasants, four rabbits and a big
Phyle How did you carry the
Rankin I didn't carry him; I led
Phlye With a rope?
Rankin No, in a foot race.
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"Want to get off again, do you?"
roared the boss. "This will be the
third time you've been off this week
What's the trouble now?" '
"I want to get my eyes examined,"
sullenly replied the clerk.
"Well, get 'em carefully examined
while you're about it. You'll be look
ing for work after Saturday iiight.'S