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; AIN'T NATURE WONDERFUL!
The Dramatic Critic
"The' Prince of Pajama Land."
Ah! That listens good. Let's go orb
it. You said it.
Here we are. Got your program?
It's a great show! How d'ye know?.
It must be. The dramatic critics all
panned itj so that settles it. It's a
Who's the gent across the' aisle
with the 6:30 Monday morning
quince look? Hush, Edmond,, that's
What's his game? Huh? Why
' he came to overlook all th,e good
points of the show and play up the
faults. See! He's concreting his
lemon expression so that there won't
be any chance of getting a laugh out
Why, the rest, of the audience
seems to be going daffy with giggles
over the show. Yes, I know, Roland,
but not with the critic. Hels a tomb
stone at a birthday party.
Wouldn't do, you know, for him to
be caught laughing at anything fun
ny. Oh, no! Critics all know just
how a show should be written. They
know it all.
Well, why doesn't he write one
then, if he knows all about them?
Well, now, that's deep stuff, Jacques.
One of the unsolved mysteries. Ev
erybody asks that question.
Y know the grandstands and
bleachers are chuck full of umpires
NOT A BAD IDEA
A young man went to a dentist the
other day to have several teeth ex
tracted. "I suppose I pught to take
something to deaden the pain, but I
am afraid of this gas you use," said
the prospective patient.
The dentist reassured him and
wound up with: "You'll only be "un
conscious two or three minutes at
the most." The patient took out his
."Never mind that now," said the
dentist; "you can pay me when I've
"I wasn't going to pay you!" ex
claimed the patient. "I was going to
count my money!" All Around
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