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The day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, April 23, 1917, NOON EDITION, Image 17

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JOHNNYS LETTER
new york there is a dame that
has a hired gurl problem on her
'hands which she was telling at p.
club the other1 day & a smart yung
club reporter told it to the paper.
this dame says, i have a gurl that
comes neeest to being a handy andy
that rever saw, but as i dont know
what a handy andy is i will tell you
what she said & then you can judge
for yuredelf
this gurl is named hilda & she
hasent bean over heer long, the dame'
tells
so kst week i sent her to the
butcher shop to see if the butcher
had pigs feet
purty soon she comes back with
nothing in her arm
well, i says to her, dldent he have
aftny pigs feet, & she Bays i dont
know he was waring his shoes & i
dident like to ast him to take them
off for me to see what kind of feet
he had
& the next d&y when i heer hilda
bawling out the gurl next doof i says
to her, hilda you ought not to talk
that way, for it aintrnice, k. what
wood your mother say if she herd
you talk like that
mother wood be tickled to deth to
heer me talk that way or anny other,
hilda replyd, for she is stone deef
now.
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SHE WORKED IT
Hub I'm puzzled about the houfee
money, Mary. If I give you a lot
you. spend a lot, but if I don't give
you so muoh you Mem to-get along
with'it just as welL
Wife It's very simple, dear. When
you clrt me a lot I uG it to pay the
Dills I ruflmp wfien you don't give me
so much.
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Willie Oh, mother! Mrs. Thomas
has ajnew baby! You aren't galng to
let them get ahead of us, are you?
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