ppifPfPfPfPPIfWmFfl Pi,i ! Hr 1L u (i ji ii ii ji n i y i IMIMMI' AIN'T NATURE WONDERFUL! How to Keep Well Avoid arguments and penny ante. Before arising in the morning, wake up. Never fight a fella twice your size unless it's over the phone. Avoid croquet and all excitement. Get a good head start going in the opposite direction before you kick a mule. Don't use more than the custom ary quartet of .aces in a poker game. Don't stop to bite back at a watcn dog. ' . ' Above all, never worry.. What have you got a wife for? If you follow all these above sug gestions you'll never suffer from in somnia at the movies. o o EXCLUSIVE A small boy who was sitting next to a very haughty lady in a crowded car 'kept on sniffUng in a very an noying manner. At last the lady could bear it no longer and turned to the lad. "Boy, have you got a handker chief?" she demanded. The small boy looked at her for a second and then came the answer: "Yes, I 'ave, but I don't lend it to strangers." Puck. qo ALL RIGHT WITHIN The grocer's boy was lumbering up the .kitchen stairway with hls arm full of packages. "Boy," said the .mistress of the house somewhat sharply, "are your feet clean?" "Yes'm," he answered, still climb ing the stairs. "It's only me shoel that's dirty." Puck. o o UNREASONABLE Willie was at play In the dooryard with his little brother. '"Ma," he hollered, "I wish ydd'd come out here and make Bob behave himself. Everytime I hit him on the bead with the hammer he bawls. " Awgwan. - CHESTNUT CHARLIE- ' m feUBBE?.'.-. Gosh, sues a fwsh INWMDUAl ' ; Sk z? M SAY,VMUY A LONESOME HABfclEb COUPLE UVfc A BOX OF ToMATo PLANTS? u I I BECAUSE THeY NEED 1 A unit iVN. a Oon -&0 cT ' r-s t k. tt&" v 0 o - A USEFUL AILMENT. Tellem Si Grass bought a sure cure for rheumatism last week. Askem Did it cure him? Tellem His wife won't let him take it till after the picnic. She wants to know whether it Is going to rain that day. Puck. iih4iifaflll