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llVrEiE:iVXENT IIV ALL THINGS.
VOL. XL
YUMA, ARIZONA. SATURDAY, DECEMBER -16 1882.
NO. 50.
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Irritability of temper. Low spirits, with
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Heart, Dots before the eyes, Yellow Skin,
Headache generally over the right eye,
Beatlessness, with fitful dreams, highly
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A Soliloquy on Carving.
Speaking about carving, there
is a prospect now that In our best
circles, within a short lime, the
old custom of making the host
demolish the kiln-dried poultry
at dinner will become extinct,
and that a servant at a sideboard,
on a small salary, will take a
hand-saw and a can of nitro-gly
cerine and shatter the remains,
thus giving the host a chance to
chat with his guests instead of
spattering them with dressing
and casting gloom and gravy ov
er the company.
This is a move for which I have
long contended. It places the
manual labor of a dinner where
it belongs, and relieves a man
who should give his whole atten
tion to the entertainment of his
friends at table. You would not
expect your host to take off his
coat and kill the fowl in your
presence in order to show you
that it was on the square, and it
is not customary to require the
proprietor of the house to peel
the potatoes at table to prove to
his guests that there is no put-up
job about it.
Therefore, I claim that the la
mented hen may be thoroughly
shattered at a side table by an
athlete at four dollars per week,
and still good faith toward the
guests be maintained. If any
one be' doubtful or suspicious,
etiquette will permit him to
stand by the side of the hireling
carver and witness the inquest.
Still it would be better fun for
him to sit at the table, and if the
parts given him are not satisfac
tory, he can put them in his
overshoes protein., and causually
throw the in out the back door
while the other guests sire listen
ing to the "Maiden's Prayer" in
the narlnr.
Under the pew deal the host
will enjoy the dinner much more
than he used to with his thumb
cut off and a quart of dressing in
his lap. No man feels perfectly
at home if he has to wrap up his
cut finger in a rag and then scoop
a handlul of dressing out of his
vest pocket aud return it to the
platter. Few men are cool
enough to do this, laughing
heartily all the time and telling
some mirth-provoking anecdote
meanwhile.
It is also annoying to have
twenty guests ask for the "dark
meat, please," when there are
only three animals cooked and
neither one them had a particle
of dark meat about her person,
Lately I have adopted the plan
of segregating the fowl by main
strength, using the fingers when
necessary, and then wiping them 1
in an off-hand manner on the table-cloth.
Then I ask the serv
ant to bring in that dark hen we
ordered, so that we might have
an abundance of dark meat. If
the servant says there is none, I
smile and tell the guests that the
brunette chicken, by some over
sight, has been eaten in the kit
chen, and I shall have to give
them such relics as may be at
hand. This simplifies tht mat
ter, and places me in a far more
agreeable place relative to the
company. My great success,
however, in carving is mainly
confined to the watermelon. The
watermelon does not confuse me.
I always know where to find the
joints, and those who do not like
inside of the melon can have the
outside. Now, my great trouble
with fowls is, that one day I have
Nebraska chicken and the next
trip I have to assassinate a Mor
mon Shanghai pullet, with high,
expressive hipbones and amal
gam paletot. This makes me
nervous, because they are so dis
similar, and their joints are in
different places. The Mormon
hen is round-shouldered and her
collar-bone is more on the bias
than the Nebraska fowl. This
gives a totally defferent expres
sion to her features in death, and(
as I have said, destroys the sym
metry of the carve.
I began my education in this
line by carving butter in hot
weather, and gradually led up to
quail on toast. In carving the
quail, first mortgage your home
and get the quail. The quail
should be cooked before carving,
hut not until the chronometer
balance and other organs have
been removed. JPlace your quail
on the toast in a sitting position,
then passing the dissecting knife
down between the shoulder
blades, bisect the polonaise.
Another method is, to take the
quail by the hind leg and eat it,
asking the guests to do the same.
This breaks up the feeling of
stiffness that is apt to prevail at a
formal dinnei party, and while
each one has his or her nose im
mersed in" quail, good feeling
cannot fail to show itself. Bill
Nye, in Detroit Free Press.
Buchupama.
New, quick, complete cure 4 days,
urinary affections, smarting, fre
quent or dfficult urination, kidney
diseases. $1, at druggists. Ariz,
depot, J. J. MACK, San Francis
co, Cal.
Clara Belle on Langtry.
We knew the irrepressible
Clara Belle could not long remain
silent when the Langtry's legs
became a topic of general discus
sion. Clara says they are a thin
pair, but shapely enough, and
beyond all questiou genuine.
The feet were large and the
shanks long and slender, while
the calves, protruding suddenly
and a trifle lumpily, were the
only points that met with much
condemnation. Clara is not ori
ginal in her description of the
Lily's stem. We have read
before that Mrs. L.'s legs where
thin, and her calves lumpy. But
the correspondent adds: "Some
body (was it the proprietor?)
circulated in a certain-fashionable
circle a story that Langtry was
going to take a Turkish bath on
ruejday afternoon. The place
mentioned in the rumor was the
establishment in which, as I ouce
narrated in these letters, the
more or less fair bathers appear
together utterly nude. Well,
the notion of seeing the court
beauty in that condition was so
dazzling that, ridiculous as the
promise was, those who heard it
paid $2 each and took a bath an
awfully long bath. No Langtry
came, of course, and the parboil
ed ninnies finally eave un
waiting." S. F. Stock Ex
change.
Skinny Meii.
Wells' Health Renewer. Abso
lute cure for nervous debility and
weakness of the generative func
tions. $1, at druggists. Arizona
depot San Francisco. Cal.
Taking Advice.
There was a young man it the
Central Market Wednesday who
looked the perfect specimen of
the greenhorn. His hands were
large and red, his clothes didn't
fit, and cowhide boot had just
been rubbed down with fried
meat gravy. He was looking at
everything with open mouth,
when a couple of young men
who had been driven in by the
rain commenced to guy him.
One of them asked him if he was
on a bridal tour, and the othnr
insisted on calling him Shak
speare. Liberal offers were made
for his coat and boots, and an
attempt was made to secure him
for a lecturing tour through
country.
The young man took -everything
in a calm, matter-of-fact
way until a gentleman came
along and said to him:
"See here, my friend, why do
you stand these insults?"
"Are they insulting me?"
"Of course they are."
"And should I resent it?"
"Certainly you should."
"Then I will. I didn't know
exactly what to do, but thought
I'd hold on for advice. If you
say go in and slam 'em I'lLdo
so."
"I would."
"Then I will!"
In the coolest kind of a way
he removed his coat and rolled it
up and laid it down, put his had
on the bundle, and without a
word of warning he waded in
and knocked one off the end of
the bench, and the other clear
over it, and gave each a lift withN
his cowhide. He won a com
plete victory inside of two minu
tes without receiving a scratch,
and as he put on the coat he said
to his adviser:
"Much obliged for your kind
ness, stranger. If that's the way
you do here in Detroit, I'll have
six months' sickness on rav
knuckles for the next chap who
asks if they had to hire a hall to
finish my boots in!"
Itough on Kates.
The thing desired found at
last. Ask druggists for "Rough
on Rats." It clears out rats, mice.
roaches, flies, bed 'bugs. 15 cent
boxes.
One of Jack Campbell's Yarns.
The Truckee Republican tells
this: No man ever lived in
Sierra county who enjoyed a good
story or a joke better than. Jack
Campbell. Two years ago, while
he was keeping the Hot Springs
Hotel, he got off the following
yarn. J. Y. Johnston, of Foreat
City, went to the springs to rus
ticate:
"Any hunting around here?"
asked Johnston the mori iog
after his arrival, of Jack Camp
bell.
"Lots of it," replied mine host.
"plenty of ducks, geese, quail and
rabbit." '
"Lend me your gun," said
Johnston; "guess I'll go out and
kill a mess of duck."
Campbell went into the house
and brought out an old bored
out musket, not an inch less than
six feet long. Johnston looked
incredulously at the thing a mo
ment aud inquired:
"Will it shoot?"
"Shoot! hell, yes; las' summer
I was down in the medder, au' I
saw a flock o' duct about seventy
yards away. I raised up that
'ere gun an' took deadly aim an'
blazed away. The pesky thing
snapped. I looked down the bar
rel an' saw the charge comin', so
quicker than lightnin' I took aim
again an' killed six ducks. Fact
takejfcuthin'?"
Johnston thought he would,
but it would not be a hunt with
that gun.
One of the tricks for the evasion
of the tariff is for foreign manu
facturers to bring their thread to
this country "in the rough," as
it were, and have it wound on
American spools. The manufac
ture of spools Is becoming an
important industry and Is said to
require about 400 cords of wood
annually for Uomestic thread
makers, beside a large quantity
for export.
A singular incident happened
at the California on Saturday af
ternoon. A gentleman had tak
eng a young lady to the matinee.
Their seats. were not quite to
gether, and the gentleman's wife
came in and sat down quietly be
tween them. Hurried music for
curtain.
A bar of gold was recently cast
in Nevada City, Cal., which
weighed 450 pounds, and it is
said to be the largest ever cast in
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210 Kearny stro t. Sun Francisco, Cal.
Consultations strictly contnlential; y let
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