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VIIALIZER fir 4 l SflS'S's'sf's's's's'skws nHBSTSrSrB! Exhibiting. "Mudgo Ib dong well. Ho came In and asked mo for change for u twun ty dollar bill half an hour ngo." "H'h! A lUtlo longor ago than that ho canto Into my place and got. Hiiiall bills changed Into a twonty dollar bill." rcrrOIlES LOST POWERS. A weak B . e it clock run down. MUino.N H P'-S.fm u will wind Ulm up ami ruako VlTA',ni 'you ore nerrouOf you are r"?, if you lack cotilhlcnco In ymir K it i 'lo not feel your full manly " ' . . ca llila remedy at once. Tliero f I. iWv l.l'lt tablet In one bottle: r t Is full of vital power. Dou't tre . -ier dollar on quack doctors or J " ., elles, or till your ntcin i wltü 'f , iniL-H life o on MUNYONS lia ' . u. 'h; mt x-nu will lie In V, v ,.t t tallrlng ent oftliU rci.mly ?T -. vtd and Jefferson, I'liIIn, l'n. T f tv ' I.' ; Nt i: OK A mkhtimb Is of- conservative liuslncs men or wit n little money where It i,y n Western llulius man ru'd liy tlio business men of his Write at once for full purlieu- III. COSTS ONE CENT. BOOK ON CHRONIC DISEASES. of - i a-' ' Inü ' trr.i ' t' -' i r is: , -.t on postal curd secures copy i si mi ni liook. on Chronic Ms- f.iins useful Information regard ! stlim. ounces und prevention of .'nirnoHls. water woeior, khiiip i .. tiinililer diseases, crave . rheumatism, reconstructive steinalte polKons and rellahle 1 treat cases by letter. Write ilny; this niitlc may not appear M'l-ss Dr, ( . Sinner, Hpcciuiist, l l'lare. Cincinnati, unio. Fowl Taste Go D while you're eating It XMA TIME bad awful bad in YOUR MOUTH the day after if you f-il to take a CASCARET at bed t :.ie to help nature remove the i er drinking and eating load. Don't neglect to have Cascarets with y u to start the New Year right They simply help nature help u est CA ARFTS loc a bor ror week's l-n'-en' all druggists. Biggest seller Minn Retort Courteous. Mrs. Snddenßole Whun I'm dend you will think of all tho cruol things you've said to mo. Mr. Saddonsolo And It will bo Just like you to go und dlo In order to give mo a chnnce to think of them. Uos ton Transcript. An Easy Method. Miss Puzzle I want to break my en gagement with Mr. Sapplu, but I don't know how to do It without driving tho poor fellow to suicide. Llttlo Hrothor Why don't you let htm see you In curl papers Just once? Exchange. NEW VIGOR FOR BAD BACKS. Turtles. A good slzod turtle gives eighty pounds of tortoUe Bholl. Women who suffer with bnekache, bearing-down pains, dizziness, constant dull, tired feelings, will find hope In the advice of Mrs. M. Working, 315 Fulton Ave., Rochester, Ind., who said: "I suffered everything with pain In the back, too fre quent passages of the kidney secretions, swelling of tho ankles and Joints and a general feeling of weakness. 1 used about everything said to be good for kidney trouble, but Doan'a KIdnoy Pills brought mo the first real help and threo boxes cured me." Remember the name Doan's. Sold by all dealers. 50 centB a box. Foster Mllburn Co.. Buffalo. N. Y. Double Pointed. "Women have gained fame despite tho men!" shouted tho sharp featured suffragette. "Yes, for untold ages," replied tho mere meek man. Judge. rid on boxes s month. 1MIIC i: 10 CI5XT8. do when people grow old grace ancs them a long Unio to I. N I INDIANAPOLIS, No. 47, 1909. On the Sands of Time. Lives of aerlallsts remind us That a man can take a fall And, departing, leave behind him Just an Imprint, and that's all. Kansas City Times. Remedies are Needed Were vre perfect, which wo are not, medicines would not oücn be needed. But since our systems have be come weakened, impaired and broken down through indiscretions which have gone on from the early ages, through countless generations, remedies are needed to oid Nature in correcting our inherited and otherwise acquired weaknesses. To reach the scat of stomach weakness and consequent digestive troubles, there is nothing so gsod as Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discov ers , a glyceric compound, extracted from native medic inai r xjts sold for over forty years with great satisfaction to all users. For "Weak rtomach, Biliousness. Liver Complaint, Pain in the Stomach after eating, Heartburn, Bad Breath, Belching of food, Chronic Diarrhea and other Intestinal MtmndKmnnU , l.t VKm wi.' ' im a tim.nrnvi.n anil inner (Tirlf-Ilt fcmcdv. w.iuuf,i,iubUlJ .Ilk. Vl.bUIVI - The Qcnulnc has on Its outside wrapper tho (. Signature You can't afford to accept a secret nostrum as a substitute for this non-alcoholic, medicine op known composition, not even though the urgent dealer may thereby make a little bigger profit. Dr. Pieice's Pleasant Pellets regulate and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels. Sugar-coated, tiny granules, cay to take as candy. RaisingTemperature depends upon the heater how constructed whether it gets all the fuel-energy or only some of it. If the heater is a PERFECTION Oil Heater (Equipped with Smokeless Device) ihc raising of the temperature is certain. Turn the wick as high or low as It will co there's no danger, no smoke, no smell Just an emphatic raising of temperature. The Automatic Smokeless Device is a permanent check upon carelessness, making the heater safe in the hands of a child. Burns nine hours with one filling, heats all parts of a room quickly. Oil Indicator tells amount of oil in the all-brass font. Damper top. Cool handln. Aluminum wlnrlmtr frnnm. Cleaned in a minute. Finished in Nickel or Japan. Various styles and finishes. Every Dealer Everywhere. II Not at Yours, Write (or Descriptive Circular to the Nearest Agency ol the STANDARD Oil. COMPANY (Incorporated) CUT THIS OUT Ilrrlpr (hut lliriik n Cold In a l)nr nfi.1 Curr Any Ciiriilil. CoukIi. "Mix half ounco of Concentrated pine compound with two ounces of gly cerine and half a pint of good whis key; shako well each time and usojn doses of a teaspoonful to a tablespoon ful overy four hours." Those Ingredients can bo obtained from any good druggist, or ho will get thorn from his wholesale house. The Concentrated pine Is a special pine product and comes only in half ounco bottles, each enclosed In an air tight case, but be sure it is labeled "Concontratod." A prominent local druggist says that he has Hlled this prescription hundreds of times and that It Is won derfully effective. Tree Tells of a Thriller. Beerbohm Tree Is always interesting and entertaining, epigrammatic In con versation and delightfully outspoken. When Miss Constanco Colllor was playing Roma In "The Eternal City," Hall Calne-waa anxious to get a power ful effect in a certain scene she was taking with the late Robert Taber, and the former was himself In a vein of reminiscence. "I once saw," said Mr. Cain, "a very striking bit of business. The man picked up the woman and threw her over his shoulder." Miss Collier looked at him In con sternation, for she would be rather a heavy person to throw about How ever, they did their best, but their fu tile efforts were Interrupted by Mr. Tree. "That reminds me." said the actor- manager, "l saw a play in Italy once In which the hero caught hold of tho heroine by the legs and banged her head on the floor." "Splendid! A magnificent Idea!" In terpolated the enthusiastic author. "What was the play?" "'Punch and Judy,'" replied Mr. Tree Strand. rriutv iiAVis iAixKii.i.Kir shotild to taken nlibout dolaf when tore cbett and Meiling inroav warn Ton inai an anno'iiiR com threatens. At all druggists In 23c. 3&c and SJc botllca. Marry for love and you won't be so often reminded by your wife of what you married her for. Many fellow Is a beat who doesn't follow the beaten track. Mn. Wlnslnw's Soothlne STrnp Mr ehtlarem tsetblni, oftrni the cumi. r ducei cammitlva, ttliys pln, cute, wind colic. 13 ceuu bottle. The seeker after truth has the Job of a lifetime. The danger from slight cuts or wounds is always blood poisoninp. The immedi ate application of Hamlin Wizard Oil makes blood poisoning impossible. Two Discouraging Letters. Hoax How are you getting along In your wooing of Miss Goldrox? Joax Well, she wrote me two lot- tors today. "You don't say so." "Yes: then were 'n' and 'o.' "Phila delphia Record. lied CroDH Ilnll Illuo Should be In every home. Ask your gro cer Tor It Large Uoz. package. 5 cents. A Boy's Heroic Remedy. An East End small boy had some thing to say to his father at tho din ner table the other night. "Papa." he said, "Johnnie Burton Is going to have a party ncx' week an' ho said he'd Invite me. An' I got to tnko a present." "A present? What's that ror?" "It's for Johnny's birthday. All the kids take presents." TMncs hadn t gone Just right dur ing the day with the boy's father. He was not In an agreeable numor. That's all nonsense," ho declared. Every day or two it's a present here - ... A or a present mere, u you can i gu to a party without taking a present you might as well stay hlme." The boy's lip tremnicu, nut ne matte no reply. The next day tho rather regretted his hasty words and that night turned to the boy. "George," he said, "there are n cou ple of new books in my overcoat pocket. You can take them to your friend Johnny s party. "It's too late,' said George gloomily. "I licked him today so no wouiun t Invite me." Pittsburg Chronlcle- Dog Sacrifices. Numerous accounts have been given both In ancient and modern times, of tho sacrificing of dogs ror religious purposes. They were Immolated at certain periods by tho Greeks and Romans to almost all their deities, particularly to Mars. Pluto, Minerva and Proserpine; also tney were or- fered to the moon, because tho dog by his barking disturbs all charms and spells and frightens away spec ters and apparitions. CAREFUL DOCTOR Prescribed Clinnjcc of Kood Intcnd of Drtiufl. It takes considerable courage for a doctor to deliberately prescribe oniy food for a despairing patient, Instead of resorting to the usual list of medi cines. There are somo truly scientific phy sicians among the present generation who recognize and treat conditions as they aro and should be treated regard less of the value to their pockets. Here's an Instance: "Four years ago I was taken with sevens gastritis and nothing would stiy on my stomach, bo that I was on tho verge of starvation. "I heard of a doctor who had a sum mer cottage near me a specialist from N. Y., and as a last hope, sent for him. "After he examined mo carefully no advised mo to try a small quantity of Grape-Nuts at first, then as my Btom- ach became stronger to cat more, Pefeg's Ideo of Thanksgiving "Thanksglvin' is goln' to bo the bangupplst nffalr at our house that'll bo known In Squashvlllo town, Judgln' from the way Mary has been makln mo trot around for supplies. "Mary Ann Is one of them restless critters that can't wait a minute once she has eel her mind on a thing. "'Peleg,' she says to me, a week come next Wednesday, 'Peleg, you bet ter get started on Thanksglvln' or It'll be hero and wo will be In a fix like Mis' Jenkins was tho time alio had us all over for dinner six years ago. I shall never forget that dinner to my dyln day,' she says, 'and it'll be a warning for me, I hope. Mis' Jenkins was ashamed to show her face to the ladles' aid, and she ono of tho leaders. You got me to agree to havo half tho town over hero, and It'll worry me. PeleK. until tho tur key's bein' carved. I'm afraid yet tho pie crust'tl be tough as all git out.' "When Mary Ann talks that way, knowln' her the way I do, belli' mar rlcd a good 20 year, I give In. And I don't dawdle around doln' It, either. "Jay Home says to me ono -day, Peleg,' he says, 'you're plain hen pecked, that'B what you be.' "Thursdny mornln', when I got through with tho chores, and seen that the woodbox was filled and tho water pall brlmmln over, them bein' things that gets on a woman's nerves, I gits loaded up with jugs and things and was down to Jay Home's store before he had the floor sprinkled. " 'Jay,' I says, 'If you have got any thing In this shanty that's needed for & bang-up Thanksglvln' dinner, trot 'er out, and don't stop to flgger It up till the whole caboodle Is wrapped up. Expense Is nothln' to me,' I says, If it costs a load of my best meadow hay.' "Jay set down his sprinkler and went out to the back shed for tho broom. " 'Don't yon git riled up, Peleg,' he says, 'or excited, uomin in on me at this time of tho mornln, he says, when my mind's set on gettln tho prune pits nnd other dabree of tho ovenin' debauch of some of theso Squashville sports, as the feller says,' he says, 'cleaned up. I ain't fit to flgger up a Thanksglvln dinner. But If you'll set down and hold your horses, he says, 'we'll git to it, we'll git to it' "Long and short of It was, Jay didn't have half the things Mary Ann had set down. We flggered out pretty well, from what he had. llut clanged if ho had any cider or even cider vin egar. "'Jay, I says, 'I'm a believer in truth, and I trusted you. But when 1 read. I says, 'In the Squashville Bugle, as I did yes'day, them items which says "Jay Homo has tho fullest, most complete and general stock of gro ceries In tho northwest, prices right nnd good treatment," 'and I come here, as I hev, and find no cider, or even cider vinegar, I find that I havo been misled. After this I will read tho Squashvlllo paper with some caution, let alone orderln' you as postmaster to quit dellverln' It to box 19S.' " 'Peleg,' says Jay, 'you're about the dangdest fool that ever set foot In side my store. I had that cider, as ndvnrtispil. and I had that good treat ment, and no one ever said my prices wasn't fair. But because a lot of oth ers has been trottln In here for sup plies, let alone them that buys iL uy tho glass, you git on your high horse. I like your trade, Peleg,' he says, 'but dang If I ain't a notion to tell you to find another place.' '"Jay, I says, seeln I was harsh, 'we bein membors of tho Modern Woodmen ain't goln to hov no words, nut I am thlnkln of Mary Ann. She's set her heart -on real cider for them mince pies, and you know Mary Ann.' "And I was right. Mary Ann put her foot down when I come Into tho kitchen and she see I dld'nt hov tho cider. , . , '"I can't help It, Peleg, she says. I must hev It. You'll hev to r;o to Podunk for It, and todny's as good a time as 1 know. I won't sleep now till I glt Uiat cider. I remember poor Mis' Jenkins, nnd it's a warnln.V "And danged If I didn't hev to walk over to Podunk, me that ain't been there since I got beat for constable. And Mary Ann set down some other little things she thought of, bein' as I was goln' to mako the trip. When I got home I set down the jug a littlo hard on the kitchen table. "'Mary Ann,' I says, 'this Idea of bovin tho whole dum town n-trumpln' In here on Thanksglvln' may be all right I ain't say In nothln ngninst it You'll hev your way. But they's .rnt tn be reform In this town. Jay Home'll keep cider nnd every other article.' I says, 'for Thanksgivin' or Podunk'll glt my trade.' "Shot up, Peleg, she says, 'and cit some water In this pall. You nover filled It, and I hev been sklmpln' ever since you started for Podunk.' "They ain't never been no trouble In' our family for 20 years, as I was sayln', but if they Is, It'll come from ono of these Thanksglvln dinners. Donged it it won't." R. B. Pixley, in Milwaukee Free Press. Printed Booki. Tho earliest examplo of a book printed on both sides of tho leaf with metal typo dates from HCO. The first book printed with a date was a Latin psnlter, llf7. Almighty Dollar. Tho expression "almighty dollar" was first made use of by Washington Irving in his sketch a "Creole Vil lagor" (1837) "The Almighty dollar, tho great object of universal de votion throughout our land." OWES , HER An Unpleasant Discovery, "Don't you hate to find a worm when you're eating fruit?" "Well, not so much as finding halt a worm!" Puck. SKIN TROUBLES CURED. LIFE TO Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Vienna, W. Va. "I feel that I owe tho last ten years Two I.ICC1 Olrla llnd Koaetnn Very , nndly In Ono Cni Clilld'n Hair j Chiiio Out nnd Lett llnro l'ntclie Cullciirn Mt'l with Suoci-s. "I havo two little girls who have been troubled, very badly with eczema. One of them had It on her lower limbs, I did everything that I could hear t for her, but it did not give in until warm weather, when It seemlnsly sub sided. The next winter when It bo came cold the eczema started again nml nlso In her head where It would take the hair out and leave bare patches. At the same time her arms were sore the whole length of them. I took her to a physician, but the child grew worse all the time. Her sister's nrtus were also affected. I began using tho Cutlcura Remedies, nml by tho time tho second lot was used their skin ns soft and smooth. Mrs. Charles Baker, Albion. Me.. Sept 21. 1008." Potter Drug & Chem. Corps., Sole Props, of Cutlcura Remedies. Boston. Even when a man hopes for tho best he begins to wish ho had hoped for somethlug better. Alt Up-to-I)nto lloimeltcrper Use Red Cross Hall Ulue. It maks the clothes clean ana sweet as when new. All Oroccrs. T and misery of my lifo to Lydia E. Pmkham's vege tablo Compound. Eleven years ago I was a walking shadow. I had been under tho doctor's carehutgotno relief. My husband per suaded mo to try Lydia E.Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound and it worked like a charm. It re lieved all rar pains advise all suffering women to take L,vdia E. Pinkham's Vegetiblo Compound." Mrs. Emma Wiikatov, Vienna, W.Va. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound, made from native roots and herbs, contains no narcotics or harm ful drujis, and to-day holds tho record for tho largest number of actual cures of fomalo diseases ol any similar meui cine in tho country, and thousands of voluntary testimonials are on file In the Pinkham laboratory at Lynn, Mass., from women who havo been cured from almost every form of female complaints, inflammation, ul ccration.displacemcnts, fibroid tumors, irregularities, periodic pains, backache, indigestion anct nervous piu&nauuu. Every such suffering woman owes It to hersfiif to crivc Ivulia E. Pinkham a Two hearts that beat as one don't always continue to keep time. Money will buy everything but hap piness and a few people. Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regu late and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels. Sugar-coated, tiny, granules, easy to take. Do not gripe. Health is wealth, but you can't mako doctors believe It. V7rrnfilin Pnmiinilllll n trial. If you would like special ndylco about your case write a confiden tial letter to lUrs. Pinkhani, at Lynn, Mass. Her advice is free, and always helpful. rOK I)KE1 - 8KATKI) COLllS and conshi. Allen' Lung lUlaam euros when all other rmwlle fall. This old rcltabl medlclno has born sold for over 0 years. lie. H)c. 11.00 bottles. All dealers. We don't realize what a cold, cruel world this is till thirgs get too hot for us. LIVER, BLADDER, KIDNEY and STOMACH TROUBLES TAKB GOLD MEDAL HAARLEM OIL Odorless and Tasteless CAPSULES Gold Medil Hsartem Oil Is put up la two forms, In CAPSULES and BOTTLES. Cp sulcs 25c and 50c. per box. Bonlea 15c od 35c, it all drutglsts. Be sure you obtain the Cold Medal Tlllr brand. HOLLAND MEDICINE COMPANY, solc iMroRTcaa scranton, fa. FOU SALE Moving picture film, lc per foot Machine, $-10. II. Davis, Watcrtown, Wis. rfoTT'i1 ALCOHOL 3 PEK CENT. ; ANgelaWclVcparalbrito slmilailngircFoodandRcöula ting the Sioniachs andBovs-dscf Proraolcs DigcslionChecrfi ncss and Itest.ContdAS neither Opiuni.Morphinc norMiticraL NOT JN ARC OTIC. Amelia Sffd jilxJima JMfßeSdtl- Apcrfcct Remedy forCcmsfift tion , Sour Stoh.Dlarrtoei YfV)rras,ComTilSronsJCtnsir ncss amlLQSSOFMJEP. FacS'malc signature of NEW YORK. asBBBBswvT'Vvi 1 iTVTl I rrrn : Guaranteed uncicrihcrotAU Exact Copy of Wrapper. GASTORIA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of aW In Use For Over Thirty Years GASTORIA TMI OINTiUS OOHNIIT, HtW TOK CHT. ' . A Thanksgiving Hymn. O Painter of tho fruits and flowers! We thank Thee for Thy wise design Whereby these human hands of ours In Naturo's garden work with Thine. "I kept at It and gradually got so I could eat and digest three tcnspoonfuls. Aml thanua that from our daily need ti.t t iioirnn in hnve color in my face, I rhn Inv of slmnlo faith Is born; A 4V wwe" - - , memory became clear, where before. That he who smites me summer wn, everything seemed a blank. My limbs got stronger and I could walk. So I Bteadlly recovered. "Now after a year on Grape-Nuts l May trust Thee for the autumn corn. Givo fools their gold, and knaves their For DISTEMPER Vl.hlni!!t Sure cure and positive prevcntUc, no matter how horses at any ace art Infected or "exposed " Liquid, Rhen on tl.e tuncue, o. ts on Ihn Wood anil Glandsj expels the poisonous Rorms Itoni the body, Cures Distemper in Doks and Sheep and Cholera In I'oultry. Largest Sellins live stock remedy. Cures La Grippe among human beings und Is a fn.e kidney remedy. Wc and .J ..... . ..1.1-... L t. CI.MM.tr. vnnr fir ii it. i a Dome; s.- ana jhi cist, who will vet It (or sueclal aeents wanted, SptiiB Meiicil Co. Gosfaei, lid., U.S.A. I i-j m . P., I nut. VTrrnll. Show to VOUr druc I gel It lor you. lfree uookiet, "uisieraper, v.au.u. wu weigh 153 lbs. My peopio wero Bur- prised at tho way I grew flesby anu strong on this food." Read tho little book, "The Koaa to Wcllvlllc," In pkgs. "There's a Reason." Ever read the above letter? A new one appears from time to time. They are genuine, true, and full of human interest. power; Let fortune's bubbles rise nnd fall; Who sows tho field, or trains tho Ho wer, Or plants a tree, Is more than nil. For ho who blesses most Is blest; And God and man suau own ma worth Who tolls to leave ns his bequest An added beamy 10 mo canu. John O. Whittlor. WoarW.L. Douclas comfort able, easy walking, common senso shoes. A trial will convince any one that W. L. Douglas shoes hold their shapo, fit hotter and woar longor than other makos. Thoy aro made upon honor, of the best loathors, by tho most skilled workmen, In all the latost fashions, shoes In every style and shapo to suit men in an wbiks 01 mo. Oil ITinU I ThoMntdne havo W.L. LAU HUH I Douglas name and price tamped on bottom, which guarantees full value and protects the wearer leainst ninn pnecs ana inienur uueo. K TAKE NO SUBSTITUTE.