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IE ACID IN MEAT . CLOGS THE K 1 NEYS Tako a glaa of Salts if your Hack hurts cr Bbddcr bothers yea Drink coro water. Ifyott must haTe your meat crcry day, feAt it, bat flush your kidneys with eata rcwionoJly, sap a noted authority who r-U us that meit forma uric acid which ni moat paralyzca tho kidneys in their ef forts to expel it from tho blood. They '.come sluggish and weaken, then yoa aller with a dull misery in tho kidney r.'frion, koarp pains in the back or siclc h.adache, dizziness, your stomach bouts, tongue is coated and wheu thn ro.r.n la bad you havo rheumatic twinges.. Tha man. nne.cta cloudy, full of sediment, tho "Am cxianneia oxicn get eoro and irritated, dcrly. V That Motbor-ln-Lrur. llo v:ft3 deep und profound and unmarried. She ur.s r. vIdow, coy and shallow, but rii-h. lie was sus ceptible, but shy. Tie Inevltablo happened at a picnic. Toother they Eat on a mossy bark. "So said she, "yo i always talco tho comic sldo of life?" He nodded. "Ridicule everyone," ed; "even mothers-in-law?" He smiled and then murmured: "Why do you ask?" "I Bhall never havo another moth- er-ln-law. One was enough," sho do clared. A pause. "My inotheivdled when I was but a babe," he said softly. She laughed outright. Ho seized a . . a . . nis opportunity iikq a noet ana a HIGH CpST OF FLIRTING Woman Coppers Make Men Smart When They Get Bit Too Fresh . sho persist- I eligible?" ho asked ten- obliging you to seek relief two or threa A . . m wmo miring tho night. To neutralize theso irritating acids,? to cleanse tho kidneys and flush off the body's urinous waste get four ounces ol Tad Sojta from any pharmacy hcror take a tablcspoonful in a nlasa nt "Yes." Bho murmured, with a llclous blush. Then he kissed her. And that tho whole story. de ls WASHINGTON-The high, cost of living in the tational capital is nothing compared with the high cost of promiscuous flirting. A simple flirtation, unless carefully restricted, xnay cost as much as $100 cash and six months' involuntary confine ment. Or, in thc case of an indiscreet army officer, it may cost a courtmar- tial here, a dishonorable discharge, and any number of months in a mili tary prison. l;iirt;ir. especially with female rvar workers, is now ranked with the most hazardous ' employments in .Washington, One of Washington' 30 or more "skirted cops" .will get, you if you don't watch out. In fact, they have already landed several masculine flirtcrs who were watch ing out and employing the utmost' care and circumspection Mrs. Van Winkle, formerly of Newark, N. J., is in charge of the capital city's woman police corps. She is the embodiment of relentless vigilance. She has the rank and pay fitran?o lint rtif w u.mj-wuju u u, muaa ut - - iiiaiiv-w. vJi-v; .. mi; ruil-'w umj l'y water before breakfast for a few days hero's a truth, though doubt- of a regular detective sergeant. Slit and your kidneys will then act flnc. This less , and her stall of picked plain clothct famous salts is made from tho i.M.linf CTapcs and lemon juice, combined with lithia, and has been used for generations to flush and stiraulato sluggish kidneya, also to ncutfalizo the acids in urine) it no longer irritates, thus ndirg .ladder weaknees. Jad Salts is inexpensive; cannot in jure, and makes a delightful effervescent lithia-watcr drink. It Beems qulto odd to say it: Ono has to loso one's temper. Before one can display it. UK hfc:D-At;Ht. ) r o 1 . 4 r Briy-.r .. J H it ,i Genuine liny lt ;.. v, . - 1 women arc constantly on the trail of the luckless male farters.- Th-y haunt the Union station, thc mix in the throngs at the dance hal(s, they spy in the parks and they keep an eagle eye on 'the hotel cor ridors and lobbies. Recently- they raided a suite of rooms in one of Washington's most fashionable hotels with the result that three army officers one a major were trapped in the fompany M r 1 it A V .. fc 11 . 1 Ä . h tlmrc hnQ tr. lonrn .kA Ui -UbCiUülC yUUIl War t , 4x, , , 4 ' J i workers. Courtmartials were history and tho oldest resident promptly arranged for the officers Furthermore, tho chap who starts 1 alld thcJ girIs wcrc scnt to thcir out leaving tho bulk of tho work to homes in distant cities. tho other fellow eventually has to Dance hall victims of female po- pubmlt to seeing him get tho bulk of lice activity 'arc frequent. A male the profits, too. j worker seeking frivolous relaxation A uro preventive of tho "swellcl must discriminate with great caution head" is to hear what your enemies or he may pick for a partner one of havo to say about it first; later what Mrs. Van Winkle's dainty and deco- Sayings by tho Solio Philosopher. About the timo a follow'begins to enjoy himself at a picnic the park policeman takes a hand. Nevertheless, plodders sometimes pass the graves of thoso who start out to set tho pace. Also, tho man Who keeps up ttb , your frlncds (not flAttexv sympatl-o. In-it cn "n'-rr T.-iblcts of Aspirin" in a "P.iyrr pru-krtrcM cor: t -tin i;. proper dirf-rtions for Ile;.;l.ic!;t t'ulds, Pain, Kenrali!, I.uiib.ig;, an-1 Hhvuinrltism. N'amf "Ii .ycr' mourn , nuine Aspirin rr'-fi lhf( iv n iv.ii:iim for r.inft.vn sayj'wm bo ERHEAD LETT . jviur. ilnrüly tin co?t few cm!.. A of l..iycr M.i nu fact nr; of leidester of Salieylicacid. hows (if 12 t.iMt'U pir.n m trade mark 'ouoacetic- Sage Tea and Sulphur Darkens S,o Naturally that No body can tell. ! (( PRINTING j) i-tMIBC- .' -v l Mk w m w m r i rj mm DARKEN GRAY HAIR, m.y LOOK YOUNG, PRETTYi 1 B-HM--HM . . . - - . f'ilr that loses its color and lustre, when it fades, turns ray, dull and .feU-ss. Is caused hy a lack of Ru!:vmr In th? hair. Our Krandmother ; up a mixture of Sase Tea and Sult' .: to Ucen her locks dark and boaut.r,. HEAD STU 7RD CATARP.H-ÖR . COLD Say:?t Cream Applied in r.ctrlT ? Opens Air Pavsaes IJirJ-.t Un. V i ntant relief no waiting. M -m a . joi nostrum open TirliiMMi Your the air r - - - , -, i - - 'p" j ' 9 ,v and thousands of women and men who parages of vour head clear and von can f . . . A l A A 1 k t . ! . . . . - ' . value that even color, that beautiful dark shade of hair which is so at tractive, use only this old-timo recipe. Nowadays we pet this famous mix ture Improved by the addition of other ingredients ly asking at any drup store for a bottlo of "Wyeth's Sape nnd Sulphur Compound," which dark ens the hair so 1 aturally, so evenly, that nobody ran possibjy tell it has been applied. You Just dampen a npon.e or soft brush with it and draw .his through your hair, taking one fmnll strand at a time, lly morninff the cray hair disappears: but what telU'lits the ladles with V.'yeth's Sago Jind Sulphur Compound i that, be sides bea;itlfully darkenir..' the hair after a few applications, it ;.lso bringrs back the ploss and lustre ..'id gives it npprarance of abundar.--. O .Vyth's Saco and Sulphur Com ; !irM is a deliKhtful toilet requisito to Iiopart c-olor nnd a youthful ap earnne to the hair. It is not in tende 1 for the cure mitigation or pre vention vt disease. l icne cops wjio may suddenly llasli a badge, tell him he's gone too far, and call the wagon. Several cf Mrs. Van Winkle's staff arc college graduates, many have had social settlement work, two or three of them are said to beat Thcda Bara in thc art of vamping, and one who specializes on parks is the rel ative of a member of coxrc?s. Just now Mrs. Van Winkle and her force arc under fir l;y one of Washington newspapers. The charge is that while the Washington police force under .Major Raymond Pullman, a former newspaper man, is spending its energies and the pub lic funds to eliminate comparatively harmless offenses, crimes of violence have increased and multiplied, crim inals run at large uncaught, and the nation's capital has been disgraced by one of the bloodiest race riots that ever occurred in the United States. But for all that .Mrs. Van Winkle goes serenely on. She is a woman of independent means and is not de pendent on this job for a living. She is zealous, incessant and remorse less. Her private motor car and chauffeur are always at the service of the police department. Crime or no crime, flirting, must be abolished in Washington. MONUMENT TO AN APPLE. The Rome Beauty Is To Be Honor ed By Ohio Horticulturists. The Original Tree COLUMBUS, O One hundred and two years igo a small boy with faith in nature planted an apple tree the Dank ot tne Ohio River FiERI, ITCH? ECZEMA IS HEALED RIGHT Ü it WITH SULPHUR OLD-TIME COLD CURE-? DRINK HOT TEA 1 Get a small packago of üamburg Breast Tea at any pharmacy. Take a tablespoonful of the tea, put a cup of boiling water upon it, pour through a sieve and drink a teacup full at any timo during the day of before retiring. It is the most effective way to break t . . u com ami euro grip, as it opens tho ;: the pores of the skin, relieving congestion. ,,f -SuYl A 1 . . w aiso loosens xno Doweis, tnus breaking up a cold. Try It thn next time you suffer from a cold or tho grip. It is inexpensive and entirely vegetable, therefore safe and harmless. F lUSf.1 M i ACHING JOINTS breathe freely. No more hawking. Fnuf llinpr, blowing, headache, (Irvness. No struggling for breath at niht; your cold or catarrh disappears. Get a small bottle of Kiy's Cream Ialm from your, druggist now. Apply a . little of thia 'fragrant, antiseptic, kealing cream i your nostrils. It pen etrates through every air passage of the head, poothes the inflamed or swollen ii-urous membrane and relief comes in- 1 Y ...:LtsJl,s,fi?! tr.br.tcdup :Lawrence County. This 'tree was v.uu u coxa P. gwy c;uarru. , Qne in which thc -graft had faücd tQ grow and a sprout came up from below the point of union. The boy's father, thinking it worthless, threw to him, saying: "Here's a Democrat, you may have that." The sprout became the original tree of the Rome Beauty variety. Thus a merest chance, an accident, gave to Ohio the tree which was to bring It its greatest fame as an apple producing State. In appreciation of the many excel lent qualities of the apple and of the preat influence it has had in Ohio's fruit growing industry the Ohio State Horticultural Society will place a stone and tablet as a memorial. If there was no other instance this one would prove that fruit growers are able to mix sentiment with their work, to love their industry and to show it to the world. The original Rome Beauty tree stood on the bank of the Ohio River about two miles from Proctorville. It disappeared into the river in a landslide some years ago. The memorial will be placed in an appro priate spot where it can be seen and appreciated. The ori-inal orchard is otr the mam travelled roads. The memorial site is ycrhaps a little more than a quarter of a mile from the spot where grew the original tree. Any breaking out of the skin, even fiery, itching eczema, can be quickly I'vercome by applying a little Men- tho-Suiphr.r. says a noted skin spec ialist, r.ecausc of its germ desroy inj: properties, this sulphur prepara tion in-ta.itly brings ease from skin! i llation, soothes and heals the i .ma ri.-rht up and leaves, the skin' ';n" 'ind'smooth. never fails to relieve the torment ,li'f':'.;r;r1icnt. SnfTercrs from 1is-.tl1 iint 1 1i4t 1 .it V'Ulll LU Ik UlklC fill mr from any good I r.se it like a cold cream.. Like By Being Hit Rattle Snake gays that every time, you cut t or pick at a corn you invite loci: jaw K3i Soreness from joints and muscles with a small trial bottle of old ßt. Jacobs Liniment You reckless men and women who aro DOG A FIRE HERO CLEVELAND, O. A dor saved the sleeping family of f its. master from rive recently by opening a door arousing the fluinbcrers.- The dog is "Bahv." n T om - . . " V.V. ' ?jtop "dosing" Rheumatism. I-'s pain only; not om' case in llftv requires internal treatment. Rub toothing, penetrating ".St. Jacobs Lini ment" right on th "tender sjK)t." and by the time you ki-.v Jack Robinson out comes the rheumatic pain. "St. Jacob's Liniment" in a ha: :..! -s .-. rlieul iiautui cure Milien in. er u, -ijuvi ntM ,!-!, . .1 t . . . . 4 "lllV!! niu oi-üii ; lurn me sk.M It f- f-.. . . 1 Tx'sierea Avitli corns nnd t-hi Imv nt- t t. least once a week invited an awful death .1' ,"5 1 fCC T' from lockjaw or blood poison are now ?.tuCi;vho Visiting them, bc- told bv a Cincinnati authoritr to u I llQ?Z T'C ,iv,cs l th dSr drug called freozone. which th moment ? X , Icarncd a trick of a few drop are applied to ar.v corn, tho 0fcninS the back door when it poreness a re!irtl and 9oon the entire ant to get into the house. It had !- r I v vi.k.. .. . 1 a rv . lMg joints, liniseles ami Umev; stn; , ßniatiea, Itiiuliagu, haeU.uh-, ivA-. LimUT up I (let a :() oetit . u 1 1 t" old-time, hornet "St. Jaec.b i Lin.iM nt ' from any lmg Btnre, and in a nioim u youMl m frei front piins. aehe nnd corn, roet ami all, hits rr;ht out with the lingers, without one-.partie!. of pain, TiiU freeone i a stickv (uhstnnrA c.ries t!;e moment' it h an.ilioil nnd jut loosens the corn without in- tl.unir.g or even irritating the surround never Stay to do this in its kennel at in fttifTne. Don't 'u:r i I Kuh rhtMimn- been taueht night, but to the yard. "Baby" disobeyed orders, opened the door and ran upstairs. Outside 1'acani's heelrorm. h .Trrr ..rt-fl nn inu' i:h or skirt., He ssya a ouarter' til Pagani was aroused. He found if an liunee ff frcezono will cost very the bathroom adjoining his room in little at any of the drug stores, but this Barnes. U MithVieiit "to rid oneN feet of every Pagani arouscxl the household and b ml or hoft corn or ealla,. ' turned on the alarm, s Firemen con- Oi'ou re positively warned that cut- imcd the blaze to' the bathroom-tin- or picking at a corn is a suicidal , which' f lio occasion" ron iiilarity. ! As t!:e flatter AVas Weighed by thö l't:ss!mist!c Fatlier. "George," exclaimed Mrs. Young husband, with a radiant smile, "baby has a tooth!" "lias he?" v.-a? the response. In a tone which bet: aye.! no emotion. "You iltut t. ciii surprised." "I'm noturpriad. All babies have ilrst teeth. If ourz didn't havo any I'd faanago to work uü some ex citement, maybe." "I thought you'd bo ever so pleased and happy about it." "No; I don't b'co that It's any oc- caslon for especial congratulation. Tho baby has my deepest syru- ; pathy." ; "What for?" I "For having his first tooth. He , has Just struck tho opening chapter tof a lonr; story of trouble. Pretty Eoon ho'li have other teeth." , "Of course ho will!" ; "Every ono he cuts will hurt him. j Then hi3 second teeth will como ; nlong and push these out. That will j hurt again. Some of tho new ones i will p;row crooked, as li!;ely as not, and he will havo to j;o to the dentist 1 and have a block and tackle adjust ed to them to haul them into lino. Then he'll cut his wisdom teeth. They will hurt a lot. After that he'll . havo to go to,the dentist and let him ; drill holes nnd hammer until his faco feels like a great palpitating : Etono quarry. I shouldn't Uko him to go through lifo without, teeth, i But I must say that I don't fco any occasion for the cistomary hilarity j over an event that means so much In tho way of sorrow and humllla- ". tion." j i CO1 M I iv v ii v. Ji mm 'A V77 WW! VVV n M.Vxx -: -.- V Th2 Eind You Have Always Bought, and which has been ia use for over thirty yars, has borne the signature cvf jm& and has been made under his per- C&jJZtt sonal supnrision since its infancy. W M . m. 1 , a . . L -K. I I .. Z . 1 The Lesser Evil. ess. (yy t: JUL V A liow sho could Sho giggles so He I don't se possibly bo sillier. constantly. She Well, if sho didn't nteglo all tho timo sho might talk and porhaps that would bo worse. Catholic Standard. The Shoo Pinched Him. "At a banquet tho lato Senator Gorman," said a newspaper corre spondent "was onco rated passion ately by a western drover who thoujfrt himself accused of corrup tion, when as a matter of fact he had not been accused at all. "Senator Gorman got up and ex plained that ho had mado no accusa tion against tho other. " 'Why,' ho went on, with a loud laugh, 'you remind mc, friend, of old Harry Dorsay of Sassafras.' "Then ho explained that Harry Dorsay, at tho ago of seventy-two, married, a young wife. A Sunday or two after -the wedding a widower asked thö minister to pray for him, as his own wlfo had Just died. The minister in his prayer, therefore, did not fail to remember 'our aged and grieving brother, upon whom tho heavy hand of soro affliction has so lately fallen.' "At theso words old Harry Dor Fay, red and snorting with, rage, roso from besldo his girl wife. " 'It may be a ßoro affliction, ho growled audibly, a3 ho left the church, 'hut I'll bo hanged if any man going to pray for mo la public that way." A Substitute. Littlo Helen, aged four, was in ft frightful predicament. Tho nurse, carrying tho cherished two-week 3- ' old baby up and down beforo tho house, had paused to show tho new " Infant to tho bishop, who had asked ! to look at it. And then tho tall, gravo bishop, ot whom Helen stood greatly in awe had unexpectedly asked tho little girl to givo him the i baby. I How in tho world to rcfuso a re " quest mado by such an awe-Inspiring person as tho bishop tho child did not know. But presently sho wrln t kled her small countcnanco fihrewd- ly, moved closer lo tho petitioner, and Bald, ingratiatingly, "I'll let you havo tho next." Harper's Weekly. Now tho Answer. A barrister, well known and rather a bore, although ho had a fair ' practice, contracted a curious habit . of. beginning his questions in cross- eiarninatloa of a witness with tho '. words: ; "Now, Eir, I am going to put a ! question to you, and I don't care ! .which way 3ou answer it." Mr. Justlco Maule grew to hate this formula so much that, meeting ' the barrister on his way to court, tho learned Judgo accosted him la this .xrtse: "Xowy Jones, I an nolng to put a ; question to you, and I don't caro a twopenny-bit which way you answer IL How aro you?" AVord From Br'cr Williams. .1 "Somo cr do preachers Is tryin' tor ; ' prc&ch " holl out do Bible; but you 1 totter. bo. oa yo' cuard an' eo .whar iMl Counterfeits Imitations and " Just-as-good " are but .Experiments that trifle with and" endanger the health of Infants hnd Children Experience against Experiment Nevr attempt to'relieve your baby with a remedy that you would use for yourself Whsri is CASTOR IÄ Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric, Drops and Soothing-! Syrups. It is pleasant It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. For more than thirty years it has teen in constant use for the relief of Constipation, Flatulency, Wind Colic and Diarrhoea; allaying Feverishness arising therefrom, ami by regulating the Stomach and Bowels, aids the assimilation of Food; giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children's Comfort The Mother Friend. Gmmm C ASTORIA always Eears the Rirm 5TOr.T i c In Use For Over 30 Year äßo UtRd You Have Always Bought JfHK CI.NTAUR COM PAN V, Nrw VOWK CtTV. 1 ii', " r- -w "-,-' ".- ts rtSv- ivt - AH " "Vi--r- r'1 y.erchan. Gets Pro.ecüoü o mismcöpcnccr iNationai miiKf l ins is CrooQWiii & Company, of Springfield, Mr. Goodwin talKin, A stranger liar, just offered a check on your bank for $30 in payment for some goods. Says his name is John Doe. Has he an account and is he good for that amount?." By telephoning to the bank, the mer chant can always protect himselr ir n 1 by worthless eh i V.V,IWv5. CTOIBERLAND TELEF::. " ZNCOUrui'JLTKD . t . t 1 1 ,J A i J ' f r. - , . 'J - y 'fJ-lll:''v':: i " V:- ,,-. - s . V'-v V 52 Numbers for 12 go. Desig'oing', En grvinr , Prin:ii;g. Let us know what you want, and we will do I lie rest. . .Iii f 'Tl x ' 1 mm 0 I. Ml. it k !.. A :w--u