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Kflorn OsanL fonDder of the JIy
GeUJo. or Liberal Theater Sod- of'
jepan. is coming to this country &.
gtujy American ways and theaters.
The English editor of the Shanghai
Commercial Press. Frag; gee, vnur grad
uated In 1905 from Columbia unirer
glty. For a time he worked as aMxan
drrman In New York city.
LpvI Qnadenfield of Philadelphia,
seed sixty-one, has Just married a six
teen year-old wife who cannot speak
English and with whom he most con
Terse through an interpreter.
pr Jacob Gould Schurman, whom
Prudent Taft has appointed minister
to ureece. has been president of Cor
nell university since 1892. He has;
peen granted a year's leave bf absence.
Luther Conant, Jr., who has been
appointed to succeed Herbert Knox
Smith as government commissioner of
corporations, has been deputy commls
gionor since June. 1909. For several
years before that he was. a special ex
aminer In the same department.
John Osborne. manyyears ago the
trorld's premier jockey. Is probably the
mot striking example In the -world of
clean living associated with sport. Al
though over eighty years of age, the
venerable Englishman retains his lore
for the turf by training a few good
tor-PS and often gives bis charges
their early morning gallops, his
Btrensth. and agility being the marvel
of his associates.
Nogi and Japan.
Thl Japan which Is so modern and
up t date in arms. In medicine. In In
dustries, in trade. In education is still
oriental and. to western minds, un
fathomable. Its ways of thought are
not our ways. New York World.
It is old Japanese custom, but the
knowledge that It has survived until
this twentieth century will shock the
western world. It Is as if Count von
Jloltke had killed himself at the bier
of Kaiser Wilhelm I. New York
Suicide as an act of worship In
thee days cannot be regarded other
wise than as a crowning act of bar
barism, and doubtless the sad and dis
tressing end of the hero of Port Ar
thur possibly the most magnificent
general of Japan, will be the last of
its kind. Baltimore American.
The Los Angeles race track will In
clude a $40,000 grand stand.
The Schuylkill navy oarsmen of
Philadelphia will endeavor to secure
the 1913 regatta of the National Asso
ciation of Amateur Oarsmen.
Several foreign Judges are to officiate
at the horse show In Madison Square
Garden. New York city, this fall.
Tromlnent among these is Baron Glno
di Morpurgo of Rome, one of the keen
est horsemen In Italy.
Ed Siever. former Detroit pitcher,
after a whirl at umpiring In the South
ern Michigan league, gave it up and re
signed, saying he would not stand for
the criticism of players on the field or
volunteer assistants in the grand
stands and bleachers. .
The aeroplane has figured in wedding
gaveties and thrnres now In reconcil
ing estranged husband and wife. It
will soon be the vehicle for elopements.
New York Tribune
Aviator CurUss' claim that hydro
aeroplanes will soon be skimming the
seas suggests that while yon can't fall
far from a hydroaeroplane yon can
fall mighty deep. New York Amer
ican. Jules Vedrines' prediction of an aero
plane express across the Atlantic be
tween the dawn and the twilight of a
sc miner's day may be a dream, but he
It doing his part to make It a reality.
New York 'World.
Cuba needs 511.000,000. . So do most
married men. Baltimore Sun.
"One of the poorest lemon crop on
record.'' This may be taken several
ways, but it refers specifically to cit
rus fruit. Boston Journal.
The Dietetic and Hygienic Gazette
seems to prove that marriage promotes
longevity. Now, of course, somebody
will rise to proclaim, a preference for
a short life and a merry one. Louis
Shaping Our Ends.
The manicurist is. the destiny that
shapes our ends. Philadelphia In
quirer. What's the matter with the chlropo-filst?-Toledo
Supreme Court Justice Ddaoy de
cides that a barber cannot,legaliy prac
tice chiropody. What Is needed bow
Is a decision that iheflamestlc r&sor
nrnst not be borrowed for amateur ef
fort of that kind. New York World.
The Insurance companies of tbeJOntt
a States 'th J91J paid ot?53ZMjXQ.
The United States consumes -mora
spun and manufactured silk than any
Somebody roald combine business
ith sport In India by tminRthe wild
Pigs and harlBCt&elr'fcklnfl converted
There are more, esedoltar Mils In dr
culatlon in this country than any otliec
denomination. The txh dollar bfil k
bert la number.
Ever sees -Trtmmlns wbea the feQcws
Tour duds la one mixed mess ot kaots
- SM hollered; when you tried
Tft the things untangled? Yotfabaat
It tooth and" nail.
Chrsrtnr at the knots, whan aU the sane
woHia sun to rau
(And it rubbed you oh th raw):
-Chlcky. chlcky, chaw year host?
Beef was tough h
Chaw! Cbawl Chawl"
Beckon that's as rood advice as any era?
Good. I sneaa, cor anr mesa that life Itself
Take the trouble dealt run. Let sawks
rape or jeer.
Strain your soul to set your teeth and
,chew that tangle clear.
Ay, at It claw and Jaw.
"Chlcky, chlcky. chaw your beef 1
Beef wux tourh I
Couldn't git enough!
Chawl Chaw! Chaw!"
"A brawny negro, said Robert Ede
Bon, "was once employed as a steve
dore on the docks at Memphis to help
unload a cargo from the steamer Anna
"The negro was carrying anvils
ashore, and so great was bis strength
that he carried one under each arm.
"In crossing the narrow gangplank
with an anvil Under each arm the ne
gro slipped and fell Into the water.
"He came up puffing and blowing.
Frow down er roper he yelled.
"The men on board laughed at him
"Frow down er roper pleaded the
negro, treading water vigorously.
"Getting nothing but Jeers, the negro
""For de lan's sake, frow down er
rope or I'll drop one of dese anvlla.
The Logic of Dress.
They stood outside the bus shop '
And caxed at things displned.
At hats ami ponn nnd JlnRerle,
For wldou. wife ml maid
"A pretty thine' he said at last
And pointed at u hat
"A pretty thins" she quick returned.
"Why. no one's wearing that!"
He remained discreetly silent y
Till he saw a tailored suit.
"There." he cried. "Is a corker!
That's what 1 call a beaut!"
She turned on him a glance of scorn,
A gtanc that crushed him flat.
And the verdict that sho uttered was,
"They all are wearing that!"
A Prediction Verified.
A fortune teller was arrested at his
theater of divination, al fresco, at the
corner of the Rue de Bussy, In Paris,
and carried before the tribunal of cor
rectional police. "You know bow to
read the future?" said the president a
mnn of great wit, but too fond of a
Joke for a magistrate. "I do. 1L le
President,'' replied the- sorcerer. "In
this case," said the Judge, "you know
the Judgment we intend to pronounce?"
"Certainly." "Well, what win nappen
to you?" "Nothing." "You are sure
of it?" "Yon will acquit me." "Ac
quit youF' "There Is no doubt of it"
"Why?" "Because, sir, if it had been
your Intention to condemn me you
would not have added Irony to mis
fortune." He was acquitted. Life.
All In the Family. J .
Father whacks the carpet
Banging on the line;
Bon Is playing baseball
(He Is on the "nine"):
Daughter's out canoeing
With some Jolly friends
Mother washes. Irons, cooks.
Scrubs and sweeps and mends.
The following anecdote, .helps.-, to
prove that even among the present
Greeks, In the gloomy days of servi
tude, the remembrance of their andent
glory is not totally extinct:
When Mr. Anson (Lord Anson's
brother) was upon his travels in the
east he hired a vessel to visit the isle
of Tenedos. His pilot an old Greek,
as they were sailing along said, with
some satisfaction. "There Is was our
fleet lay." Mr. Anson demanded,
"What fleet?" "What fleet?" replied
the old man, a little piqued at the
question. "Why, our Grecian fleet at
the alege of Troy." Life.
If yon would be perfect, dear sisters as
Just follow the counsel you give unto
others, . .
Bat If yoa'd be holy and wondrous ana
Just follow the counsel they give unto
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Wilting to Wait
A Baltimore clubman tells of two
convicts who met for a moment alone
In a corridor and took advantage of
the tact for a hurried interview. Said
one, "How long are you in for.?"
"For life. responded the otter.
"And how long are yon In for??
Twelve years." responded the other.
"Then," aald the lifer, cautiously
extractinc a letter from Its hldlnjc
place a be glanced fearfully around,
fake this and mall it for me when
yea get out" Baltimore American.
Mueh .Repeated History.
There race was an impudent grafts
Who greeted reprova! with Uagatar.
Belt as ttssie rolled around
Taee to face with a solemn hereafter.
Up to DsW.
Fresh Tottrtst tra BaoaBJalB dOstxfeQ
-Wtat a backwoods! Til fet yea a
doHar. nr -mm. that y taJ
me whetaer Andrew Jaefcaoti 1 a4
".SSL ,... U. fe TH let
joa $100 I can baas eaare .300 .
prer tatter m ww 7r .
Jeagnes Jas,yoa ca?1?.
tkstt sacsv ' -
Mme. Albard, sixty and poor, is
in London, teaching music for a fir
ing. Once she was worth nearly $V
Mrs. Mary Ashton. said to be the old
est living army nurse in this country,
has Just celebrated her eighty-sixth
Mrs. A. M. Blair, the "musical phi
lanthropist" of Washington. Is now
gathering forces for a woman's orches
tra In the national capital. She Is al
ready the head of three women's chor
al clubs In Washington.
Mrs. Ono. the wife of a Japanese
financier. Is traveling about this coun
try and surprising the curious by smok
ing cigarettes and dressing like a Pa
rislenne. As a matter of fact she has
lived In Paris for a number of years.
Miss Hlldegarde Nasb. who recently
won the award ofthe Royal Conserva
tory of Music in Brussels against twea-ty-two
contestants. Is the first Amer
ican In the history of the Brussels
conservatory to attain this honor. The
diploma given her renders her eligible
to a violin professorship. She Is a na
tive of Watertown. Mass- and began
her violin studies at the age of eight
It took a German geographer to tell
Chicago to Its face that it was not rep
resentative of the Dnlted States.
New York Sun.
New York is welcome to Boston
idis-fint. center doors in the ele
ruted cars; now vocational training In
the public schools. Boston Journal.
Part time la tae erowM faMte
Rchnol of New York, bat no tack ct
well paid places In the civil service
for falfhful politicians. Boston Tran
script St Paul policemen have been order
ed to use their clubs on' street mash
ers. It Is hoped the St Paul police
men are provided with good, heavy
clubs. Chicago Record-Herald.
Isadora Duncan has bought a castle
In Europe. The rest of us could do it If
we didn't have to wear clothes In pub
lic. Rochester Union and Advertiser.
Having completed her conquest of
the central Asian mountains. Mrs. Fan
ny Bullock Workman should come
home and tackle Mount McKlnley.
That would be a climb worthy -of her
wonderful mettle. Boston Journal.
There Is good reason to doubt the
report that Tattl Is contemplating an
other farewell tour of the Dnlted
States, but there Is little doubt that
such a tour would be successful, not
through what the dlvl Is. but what she
used to be. Boston Journal.
"Portsmouth Is the most strongly for
tified place In Hngland.
Smoking In English railway trams
was officially prohibited before 1808.
No house In London Is more than 200
yards from a postofQce or a pillar box.
The aggregate gross Income of the
Inhabitants of the British isles amounts
to $5,045,000,000 a year.
Near Dorchester. Ensland, there are
the remains of a Roman amphitheater
capable of holding 13.000 people.
"Robespierre style" suggests a real
reign of terror In the fashionable
world. Boston Journal.
More "hobbles" from Paris and 1830
whiskers from London are likely to
make Broadway still more wonderful
to visitors. New York American.
A Paris brain specialist says women
will be bald in 500 years. Theu some
of the hats of last winter and spring
will be very appropriate. Rochester
Union and Advertiser.
Meanwhile no list of deadly weapons
Is complete unless It Includes the mo
torcycle. Topeka Capital.
Every now and then tbe motorcycle
and the auto show tbe aeroplane that
it hasn't quite put tbeir noses out of
joint yet as killers. Washington E,ort
-The British cycling .authority who
says that motorcycle speed mania Is
sensationalism and not sport Is entire
ly correct In bis opinion. New York
Cost of Living.
Treasury officials are trying to make
the dollar more beautiful. Why not
more plentiful ?-New York American.
The agricultural department says
that farmers are now getting less for
food, but when Is the consumer going
to get It for less?-Washington Post
The sense of humor outlives even
hope. Men Joke about the cost or Hv
lnz even when it Is Impossible to pay
their bills. Louisville Courier-JournaL
Electric "batterlea can be made raaeb
stronger by bratlng them.
The export of electrical apparatus
last year reached tbe enormous figure
Over tbe four wire mnttectlng Chi
cago to New York lten message
can be wttt at rmre.
A complete telephone transmitter
which folds Into a wntrti -at aas
beb Invented l relit-re a penbh'of
bp sitftrawirt neilt r dlr its
iBsaiiHafy n"M- --" . ,
r ANedles Fart. "" " i
An actor without funds managed la
some way to get a second class ticket
on tt line of steamers running between
Seattle and San Francisco.
The voyage between these two points
consumed the better part of three days,
and in view of the fact that his money
were at a low ebb be figured It out In
this way: The first day out be slept an
day to keep from eating and remained
np all night to keep from sleeping. The
second day he took physical culture
On the third day he could stand the
strain no longer and went down to the
dining room and ordered the best meal
the boat could afford. While tucking
It under bis belt he conjured up In his
minds eye a picture of a cell In the
bastfle In San Francisco.
After finishing the meal be said to
the waiter, "How much do I owe you?"
"Nothing," replied the waiter; "your
meals are Included In your ticket"
I seen a piece that a feller wrote
About a girl he knew.
W the way he spoke about br eyes a
N her nifty ways 'n face so fair
You could tell he'd been down Cedar
Where the grass grows green on Simp
TT seen my sweetheart Sue.
Jim Todd, who's gone through college,
To slip me a Josh or two.
How that poet had lived a long ago.
Been burled a thousand years or so.
But I said: "Jim. you're a kldder. see?
N you might tool some, but you cant
That soet sure meant Sue.
Philadelphia Public Ledger.
A correspondent from Berea
"My father Is the superintendent of
the German Methodists' Orphan home
here. This Incident happened the other
day. Wantinjr to know the time. I sent
a youngster into the house to look at
the clock. He came back and told me
It was a quarter to 4. I didn't think
It was quite that late, so I sent anoth
er child, ne reported that It was
I twenty-five minutes of 4. Up speaks
tne nrst lau:
"I knew that: but If 25 cents Is a
quarter, why ain't twenty-five minutes
a quarter?" Cleveland Plain Dealer.
A Slight Oversight
He had eleven kinds ot bait.
Three sorts ot line.
He spent a wad to buy a rod
Of Norway pine.
He had a pair of rubber boots
That reached the hip:
Bent miles to get a special net
With which to dip.
He had most ail they specify w
In angling books.
He reached the gronnd. and then he
He had no nooks. -
A Pen and Ink Shakespeare.
Woodrow Wilson, on a recent visit to
Atlantic City, referred good bumoredly
to his rather Illegible handwriting.
"But my hand is nothing," he said,
to that of Horace Greeley.
"Poor Greeley once quoted from
Shakespeare In a leading article, "Tis
true, 'tis pity, and pity 'tis, 'tis true.'
"This appeared the next day as
""TIs two, 'tis fifty, 'tis fifty, 'tis
fifty-two.' "New York Tribune.
Oh, You Maud!
Maud Muller on a winter's day
Helped harvest Ice Instead ot nay.
Tbe judge slid up on gleaming skates.
Sent there perhaps by kindly fates.
He noticed Maud; he turned to look
And Instantly a tumble took.
Maud never got a second glance.
And there, of course, waso romance.
Their Worst Fault
Uncle Joe Cannon, seated on the
piazza of the Capo May hotel, con
demned a certain Improvement type
of social reformer.
"They're great "borrowers," be said,
"these chaps who are going to mako
tbe world all over again.
"The worst thing about your Uto
pians Is that they're all I-O-U-toplans."
Detroit Free Press.
A long hard coal famine U threatened,
In spite of the dealers' endeavor.
And It looks as though surely twer
corning to pass
That hard coal will be harder than ever.
"So you took your wife to the base
ball game?" ,
"Yes," replied Mf- Meekton.
"Did she enjoy -itr-
"Only part of it She thought they
wasted a great deal of time running
around the lot hut she thought tbe
arguments with the umpire were
quite Interesting,"-Washington 8tar.
For years rve gazed upon your face.
Tour smile, your dimples and your grace.
Although no word we've spoken yet
In fact, although we've never met
Tour wltchlat beauty drives me mad.
Oh. drUe of the tooth soap ad.!
' A Science Lesson.
What was your little boy
about teat evening?"
"Over his lesson in natural
-A cMM of that age studying nata
taJ alatery? You astonish me!"
nVn so, Jaat the same. .He was
the difference between a
a. fly." Houston Pest
Sam QM Story.
HIwhiiil 1 flsnlar
The story la the same:
TVs laHlnc alwsrs was rmnhm
9fcw week, before 1 came.
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Salt 706, 184 Washington St
Netary PahUs CHICAGO, ILL.
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Res. Pheae. Dooc 4397.
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rrom on and after this data Tit
Broad Ax, eaa be found ea sale al tfca
following news stands:
A. 7. Terfaloa, elgar store aad nawi
stand, 6004 Sato street.
George L Martin, maker of-fine cigars
and news stand, IS W. SIst 8t, sear
B. M. Harrey'a barber shop and
news stand, 3924 8tate street.
On. Nellla Phelps, cigars, notions
aad aeirs stand, 15 W. 36th St, seal
W. 8. Cole, cigars, tobaeeo and saws
stand, 34 W. 31st St, sear Dearborn.
T. B. Hall, laundry office and sairs
stand, 11 W. 29th St, sear State.
B. Davis, cigars, tobaeeo aad sews
stand, 3532 State St
W. H. Maxwell, notions, cigars, to
baeeo, confections and news stand, 5244.
Edward Felix, notions, cigars yid
news stand, 62 W. 30th St
7. Bishop, cigars, tobaeeo and sews
stand, 8 W. 27th St, near State.
Sylvester McQloffin, sews stand and
laundry office, 4122 State St
William Oaughan, laundry office,
eigars, tobaeeo and sews stand, 2830
Harry Shelby, news stand 83081-2
Mrs. L. B. Taylor, notions, eigars
and saws stand, 15 "W. 30th Street,
A. D. Hayes, Cigars, Tobaeeo, No
tions, Stationery and News stand, 3640"
South State street.
J. Hamilton, news stand, out of town
papers, and shoe shining parlor, 3220
South State street
J. H. Boberts, barber shop and news
stand, 3308 Stato street.
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ed poller holder more man anr oiner.companr icr
the some weekly premium.
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