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ieSeestAB. or B. S.; A, B. orB. S. ia Edscatioa; B. S. Joer
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School of AppKed SeTence, four year course, giving &gg j?
&; BsTia E. E. B. S. in M. EL, B. S. ia Arduteetare; B. S.
fa Agriculture, and B. S. ia Household Economies.
Scksel of Katie emr year course, giving degre of Mas. B.
School of ReHgioa, three year course, giving defree of B. D. (Also Di
ploma aad Correspondence Coarse.)
School cf law, three year evening coone, frriaej degree of LT.B.
School of Kedidae, iadudiag Medical, Deatal. Pharmacol tiral Cel
leVs. IbnTySr course for Medical and Dental Student.; three
yean for Pharmaceutical students. Following degree gnrea.
Stadests may eater for Collegkte Work at the begisBaes; ef aay
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Groceries and Meats
HOME MADE SAUSAGE A SPECIALTY
VEGETABLES AND FRUITS IN SEASON
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" ' President Zaehary.Taylor.
'Zachary Taylor Is one of the least
known of our presidents. He held of
fice only 18 months, but In that time
he displayed such courage and strength
of character as to endear himself to
the people. He came to the office prac
tically unknown and unknowing. His
victories In the Mexican war had
made him famous, but he was not
known to the politicians, nor did he
know any of them. He had been called
"Old Bough and Beady," but he was
not such a blustering, uncouth manas
people had thought.
Farm Machinery Imperative.
While It Is impossible to determine
the extent that modern farm imple
ments have Increased the production
per acre, 4t is certain that It is only
through their use that the large in
crease in population has been support
ed and sufficient labor liberated to
permit of the present manufacturing
n commercial activities In our towns
and dties, and yet provide sufficient
food with which to sustain the race.
With the implements in use CO or 70
years ago, so such condition of devel
opment" as maintained today is thinkable.
Idea of 'Canal Is Old.
The project of a canal across the
Isthmus of Panama is about four hun
dred; years old. Balboa and other
Spanish explorers urged such construc
tion before the emperor of Spain, and
made surveys in search of a feasible
line as early as 1525.
Why Ball "Bounces."
, A ball bounces because It possesses
a quality known as elasticity. When
a ball is thrown against the floor the
ball .becomes fiat where it strikes the
floor; because of Its elasticity the ball
immediately returns to Its natural
shape and in doing so forces Itself
back Into the air and that's" the
"bounce."' A baseball files away from
the bat tor the same reason.
.Water-Finder Finds. Miranda.
'A reader 1st Dorset, V t, writes that
he is a water-finder. He uses a forked
stick but can not explain what power
causes it to point downward when he
Is pa fag over water. Not only can
he locate water, but by placing a small
piece of lead in .the end of the stick
he is able to find lead when under
the ground, once locating a buried pipe
for a farmer. He can also locate cop
per. Montreal Herald.
3lti important merchant of centuries
agOWas the man who dluyocr -buying
for too. In those iters there were
bo jsall-crder. houses nor was there
sack, a thins as running into town to
do your shopping. So there was
eveiveda prefeadoael shopper who
aaader, his bBsteess to. buy what yoa
seeded.' Ho wseinownasa paekere,
pekkere, or pahe-ssan, and from these
words the atodem Barnes xesembUag
then have spraag.
Medical experts disagree la their
-cesdjeatOBs as to jtfee exact aeture of
steejMa; sickness,' . Semejt ana of
"sleepiag Merit am are aetaalika
amis fever, wfcMe ethers indicate
gjffskdhas airiae eauttoa
; sadae expeccre to the disease
sasse asset laewleafn ef its
Fox Climbs Tree.
Another of the red fox's accomplish
ments is his ability to climb certain
trees, where the inclination of the
trunk and the accessibility of the low
er limbs admit of it, says theAmerl
can Forestry Magazine. His being
able, to perform this feat often saves
his life, as does also his knowing how
The Mark Shows.
"You can often mend broken dishes
and broken friendships, mend 'em
pretty good," said a wise woman ; "but
they're never just the samer again
the place where the break was is sure
to show. Anybody that cares as much
for chlny and friendships as I do, will
be careful In handlln' both of 'em."
Had No Rights aVAH.
Paul and Anthony own a wagon in
partnership. Sometimes Paul exerts
a little more authority than is pleas
ing to Anthony. On one of these oc
casions Anthony sought his mother
and, after yelling his troubles, added:
"Mother, Paul treats me like the ugly
sisters treated Cinderella."
Safeguarding the Miner.
To protect the miner against his
andent enemy, inflammable gas a min
ing engineer has Improved the stand
ard type of miner's lamp. He has add
ed a device which causes the lamp to
emit a loud singing note as soon as
the atmosphere becomes charged with
Diminutive Only In Stature.
It Is related cf Phlletas of Cos, dis
tinguished about 330 B, C as a poet
and grammarian, that he was so di
minutive in size and avoirdupois that
he carried metal weights In hlsj doth
Ing to prevent his being blown away
by the wind. He was the preceptor of
Seven Quarts of Water Fatal.
Some years' ago three Englishmen,
on a wager, dedded to test their water
drinking powers. The winner swal
lowed -twelve quarts, the second drank
nine quarts, and the third consumed
seven quarts. Soon after their remark
able feat, however, they each died.
Derived Name From Occupation.
Hunting with a falcon was the chief
sport 'of medieval England, and those
who trained the birds or handled
them were known as falconers, froca
which is derived our modern Faulk
ner with Us variations.
Thinness of Spider's Thread.
A sdeatist once compared a hair
of Jus beard with a spider's thread uo;
der a microscope and estimated that it
would take 10.000 threads to equal baa
hair In substance.
UttTe Cat! en Atlantic Caast
With the exception of the small de
posits of anthracite In Bhode Island,
the oaly coal deposits on the Atlantic-'
seaboard, of this contineat are those
In the martHae provinces of Canada.
Jad TaaklBS says that ia calllag
aa a stckfriead yoa have to be a little
tactful to avoid lookl&g sarprifed be
caase he is "still alive.
Teere ia a had way if yea aaat
sadt saythfac &st a saeceaa
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JAMES G. COTTER
ATTORNEY AT LAW
145 NORTH CLARK STREET
Tatophona Central 8964
AsaltUnt Attorney Qeeeral
tuti of Illinois
Res. a ttraad Beet.
J. GRAY LUCAS
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Raleigh's Great Work.
S. G. Wells wasn't the first to writs
awerld history of bis own conception.
Mr Walter Balelgh antedated him by
several hundred years. Balelgh'a
Slstory of the World" was a volumi-
aous and painstaking work, showing
evidences of profound scholarship and
research. It was composed while he
was a prlsonsr in the Tower of Lon
don, and It was one of the marvels of
the time that a man, under such cir
cumstances, and so far removed from
sources ef research, could have been
able to undertake and carry through
such a task.
More Light on the Adam Family.
Beferrlng to the recent statement
of a sdentlst that the Garden of Eden
was located in Ohio, we are reminded
of the Scotch laird who told a famous
singer that Gaelic was the language
of Adam. The singer afterward spoke
laughingly of the dalm to another
Scotchman, who remarked In all se
riousness, "The laird was quite rlcht
Diana ye ken that the Garden of Eden
was In Scotland? Pinna ye ken that
Adam's name was McPherson?" Bos
Of the Family of Smiths.
The man who spells his name with
a "y" and a final "e" is not the bom
bastic .Smith that many suppose; the
name was originally spelled in this
manner. Gold and silver smiths, of
coarse, were men who worked in
these metals; brownsznlth was a man
who worked in bronze; a. greecsmith
worked In lead. The word name Na
saolth Is thought to be derived from
bestially If He's Fat
"People are not apt to envy those
beneath them," remarks a writer. But
hew about the man in the upper berth
C a Pullman? Boston Transcript.
NJy Ones, Please Read.
The ambltloB saerely to attract pab
Bc atteatisB does not In Itself sake
fee atere hepaiaess on the part of the
Ctrtaat Be Peem wtaheat It
Ja Tsabas says he aersr west hv
at peifeaas beeaase he'i wait to jsara
mitlts Bearer taaa whaa he eaten
K aad he ceaMa't lad aayheay t atT
ComparatiTe Statement of Deposit
November 18, 112, 838,605J23
November 17, 1014, $912,005.69
November 17, 1916, $1,132,750.72
November 18, 1116, $1,-284,084J
November 17. 1919, $2,359,636.62
November II, 1920, $3,224,633.09
IOHN BAIN. President
M1LHAEL, AaAlaiii-, Vice ireaidexu
EDW. C BARRY, Cashier m
t W. MERLE nSHER. Asstaat Cashier
ARTHUR C UTESCH, Aaat. Cashier.
Squeaking Shees a Qeed Omen.
Theatrical people have many super
Stltions snd they ding to the profes
sion dosely, one being If an actor's
shoes squeak, ever so little, as he
axes .the first entrance, he Is assured
ef a welcome trees the audience.
The Magic Square.
,The origin of the magic square ts
aeually ascribed to the Chinese as the
Zlh King, an early classic, describes
It The magic square was known bfl
she Hindoos and to the Arabian as
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promote to greater responsibilities."
J. Ogden Armour.
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