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CHICAGO, ILL,SATURDAY APRIL 29, 1922.
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Prominent Ma8011 One of the
Church and One of the Most
RECENT DEATHS AMONG THE
COLORED PEOPLE RESIDING
August Reynolds, 26, 424 E. 37th St
Marie Slaughter, 27, 3702 State St.
Mintue Schultz, 44, 650 W. 13th St.
Delia Boone, 44, 2217 Dearborn St
Joseph Gist, 53, 1646 S. Spaulding
Walter Jones, 48, 4458 Cottage
Grove Ave. ,
Fred Lipe, 56, 3543 Dearborn St
Rosa Foster, 39, 5618 Grove Ave.
Jessie Woodard, 27, 4418 Cottage
Catherine Elder, 1, 2502 Fnlton St.
Marcel Webb, 28, 9033 Commercial
Jessie Hamilton, 21, 4722 Federal St
Nancy Carlisle, 63, 3260 Ellis Ave.
Rosie Simpson, 69, 3540 Prairie Ave.
Jean Packard, 1, 555 E. 37th St
Steve Ellis, 41, 909 Halden St
Moses Watkins, 66, 2947 Prairie
Ida M. Gross, 45, 3106 Rhodes Ave.
Mary Moore, 36, 2031 Federal St
Caroline Dotson, 100, 436 Bowen
. i ,-nton, 67, 314 N. Leavitt
Snai-. 43, 4736 Evans Ave.
acotL. 49. 144 W. 31st St
ft-nvn, 31, 4520 Champlain
rcnan, 76, 5622 LaFayette
Destructive Volcanic Outburst
Bising to a height of 13,000 feet, only
t few miles from Kilauea, is the great
tolcano of Manna Loa, which has inter
Bfttent eruptions, the last one of great
thence beginning in October, 1919,
and continuing for live months, the
flow coming from a split in the moun
tain far down upon its Hank. The black
rolls of treacle lava flowed for miles
through the sand flats, forests and
bare rock slopes, finally emptying into
the sea, where giant clouds of steam
rose day and night Myriads of sea
nth were killed by the boiling water.
"George, you should get married,"
advised the married man. "It is won
derful to have a home waiting for you
when you return at night- There is
cstacy In caring for a garden and a
lawn; you can raise a dog from a
Pop, children are adorable and no
trouble at all, a wife Is an inspira
tion, and even If she doe get suspici
ous you can always talk her out of
If "I could If I could He like yon
can," said the bachelor, thoughtfully.
Mean Much to Nature Lover.
The bird upon the tree utters the
meaning of the wind a voice of the
frass and the wild flower, words of
the green leaf; they speak through
that slender tone. . . . Nor Is tt
ceceeaary that it should be a song;
few short notes Is the sharp spring
horning are sufficient' to stir tat
Dally In the "Faucet"
Mildred had lived all her five eveat
Ail years fit the city, and so on her
first visit to the country everything
s strange aad lateresttog to her,
bet nothing seemed to fascinate her
did drawing water from, the open
elL While watching oae sday her
dolly slipped from her hand over the
top of the curb late the water. As It
eat oat of sight she ran screaming
to her mother: "Oh, tasatms. mamma;
&y dolly failed la the la the faucet"
Really Seriew Harm,
Nothing that la admittedly aad
aistakably horrible matters very sack,
because it frlzbteas people Jato seek
big a remedy; the serioss horrors art
those which seem entirely respectable
and normal to respectable aad sorsBal
fcen. Beraard Shaw.
Taa aasH Keghhitoahaloa, Is xr
tie Greek; sad tt aseaaa -He who lores'
hot lirftt." The aasse waa ftrea to a
Sttasie Mrcasam a the Middle agea,
h la the JTaaet leges !m eppototedJ
obey Faoses ceauaaada. accennaf
the tams.es which the latter has
Trustees of the Berean Baptist
Progressive M. D.s in Chicago.
HELD SECRET OF HAPPINESS
John Wesley's Nearly Ninety Years
Passed With Rjmarkably Few
Periods of Depression.
There was John Wesley. His "Jour
nal, with Its record of Indefatigable
lubor. Is one of the cheeriest books In
the language. What a rare good time
he had ! When he was eighty-seven he
could say, "I do not remember to have
felt lowness of spirits for a quarter
of an hour since I was born." For
more than sixty years this indefatig
able pleasure-seeker had" been doing
as he pleased. Up every day in time
to preach at Ave o'clock in the morn
ing; then over the hills or through
the pleasant lanes to preach again at
the time lazy citizens were ready for
breakfast; off again, on Horseback, or
by -chaise or in a lumbering stage
coach, for more preaching. ... Now
and then facing a mob, or being wet
through in a thunder storm, or stop
ping to get Information in regtxrd to
some old ruin. Between sermons he
refreshed his mind with all sorts and
conditions of books. On the pleasant
road to Chatham he reads Tasso's
"Jerusalem Delivered." On the road
to Aberdeen he loses himself delight
edly in the misty sublimities of Os
sian. "Orlando Furioso" is good Satur
day reading. The eager octogenarian
confesses that "Astolpho's shield and
horn and voyage to the moon, the
lance that unhorses everyone, the all
penetrating sword, .and I know not
how many impenetrable helmets and
shields' are rather too much for his
sober English imagination. Still, they
afford an agreeable interlude In his
missionary Journeys. Samuel Mc
Chord Crothers, in "Among Friends."
YOUTH NOT GOLDEN SEASON
Modern Writer Takes Issue With Oth
ers Who Have Dubbed It the Best
Period of Life.
Following is from "The Way of All
Flesh," by Samuel Butler not the
Seventeenth century poet but the
Nineteenth century novelist:
"To me it seems that youth is like
spring, an overpraised season delight
ful if it happen to be a favored one,
but in practice very rarely favored
and more remarkable, as a general
rule, for bltingeast winds than geni
al breezes. Autumn is the mellower
season, and what we lose in flowers
we more t""i gain in fruits. Fontelle.
at the age of ninety, being asked what
was the happiest time of his life, said
he did not know that he had ever been
much happier than be then was, but
that perhaps his best years had been
those when he was between fifty-five
and seventy-five, and Dr. Johnson
placed the pleasures of old age far
higher than those of youth, rrue, in
old age we live under the shadow of
death, which, like a sword of Damocles,
may descend at any moment but we
have so long found life to be an affair
of being rather frightened than hurt
that we have become like the people
who live under Vesuvius, and chance
It without much misgiving."
Fireworks In History.
The business of making fireworks
and the business of setting off elabo
rate displays are sometimes called
The art of pyrotechny," the word "py
rotechny" being compounded of two
Greek words meaning "fire art" There
is an extensive literature on the sub
ject References may be found In the
writings of Manillas and Yesplcus to
the fact that fireworks were set off in
connection with the circus in ancient
Borne, and Clmr1""", who wrote in
the Fourth century, mentions "whirl
ing wheels and fountains of fire" In
connection with the celebration of cer
tain festivals. Fireworks, and which
should not ho coafoaaded with mere
bonfires, were set off as spectacles and
ceremonies during the reign of Henry
TO Henry VHL Elizabeth and other
EagUsh xaoaarchs. In those early
English, days dragons spoattog fire
were a popular form of fireworks. la
a book written on the subject In 1648
there "is a reference to "trees and
fountains of Are aeat high up Ib
Lass Costly Dealing.
Tae portrait paiater charjefl nz
$1,000 to do e to oil, said the aaa
who had just cleaaed np In the stock
aaarket "Ton set 'off cheap.' replied
the aaaa who had bees, oa the losias
aide. "In the future I thlaktni. have
ay dealings with a paiater Instead el
CHARLES E. BETTER STUMP, THE
REGULAR TRAVELING CORRE
SPONDENT FOR THE BROAD AX,
WHO HAS BEEN ENJOYING HJM-
' SELF WHILE LIVING ON THE FAT
OF THE LAND IN PHILADELPHIA
AND WASHINGTON, D. C.
Philadelphia, Pa. You will find me
away from sunshine, and now I am in
the chilly Philadelphia, and believe me,
honey, it is some change up here; but
I am going to fight it dut for a few
days and then get back down yonder,
so if you desire to get me a letter, just
send it to 822 Jefferson Street, Mont
I am of the opinion that there is not
a country in the civilized world with
so many different lands of civilizations
as we have right here in America; but
then we must just study it, for that
gives us more to think about and keeps
us busy trying to solve problems and
human problems at that.
Here I am in Philadelphia. I ride
where I please on the street cars, and
do not see a sign, "This end for
white." I just go in, pay the price, and
take my choice. When I go to the
stable where you go to get on the iron
horse and carriage, I do not see any
signs, but go in with the rest of the
passengers, and we all hustle for posi
tion in line, and each takes his turn. If
I am hungry I don't have to look for a
lunch place in that same stable marked
"Colored," but, like a man, I go in and
eat, pay the price and come out; and
my color has not faded or rubbed on
any other human being, but just as
soon as I leave Washington, and even
in Washington, the capital of the na
tion, I meet "Colored this and colored
that, and colored kill a yallar cat and
colored." I am made to remember
that I was born on the dark of the
moon and must go way back and sit
I am the same man in every section
of the country, and why do I become
so objectionable when I cross the line?
Just civilization conception differs,
that's all. Some day the time will come
when I will be regarded a man all over
this country and will be accorded the
privileges of a man. You want to
know what is going to do all this?
Education and Jesus in the hearts of
This world must yet learn the one
ness of the human race, especially this
part of the world. You may expect
anything as long as manhood is meas
ured by the color of skin and not by
brain. Brains rule the world and not
color. If you see a white fool and a
black fool, you only see two fools.
There arc thousands of white men in
this country who cannot measure up
to thousands of black men in the coun
try in brain, in cash, in culture and
refinement, but on their color they can
go where that black man would meet
sudden death if he would attempt to go.
But I am advocating brains, brains.
I am telling my people to think, And
as long as the school room is open and
you hear of hundreds of graduates,
you put it down that a better day is
just over the fence.
I want to pay my respects at this
time to Prof. G. W. Trenholm, presi
dent of the State Normal School,
Montgomery, AUl, an institution
which is taking on new life under his
administration, and will in a short time
rank with, the best in the country. This
school is as old as the hills, so to
speak. For many years at its head
was a white man, Prof. Patterson, and
he was considered a good white man.
He remained at the head until death
claimed him, and then followed a man
of our race, Prof. John W. Beverly,
who was the pioneer. He had been
connected with the school from the
days when man's memory goes back.
He knew it and had the respect and
love of the people. He started the ball
to rolling, and now steps in a younger
man, a man with a vision, and he is
just going on and on, making friends
and doing the work.
Prof. G. W. Trenholm is a school
man. I have known him for several
days myself, and I know he is an ag
gressive as well as progressive, and
he has connected with him brains. I
Olssst American Newspaper.
The New York Globe was founded
oc December 9, 1793, by Noah Webster,
as the "American Mlnenra." It was
renamed The Commercial Advertiser"
on October 7, 1797 and was again
changed to "The Globe and Com
mercial Advertiser" on February 1,
190L This Is the oldest daily news
paper still In existence la America. A
weVkl paper, the New Hampshire
Garette, was established la I'M wj
Is still "published. Tne nwu
Courant was established as a weekly,
the Connecticut Courant, in 17W, and
is bow a dally.
Itmtd t B Something Wrong.
Keaneth's mother had been to the
ar'tril and Kenneth was waiting la
patieatly for her return. The day eX
her homecoming he took a chair tip to
the. window and watched every ante
pass with his .little nose flattened
against the window pane. Suddenly
aa aato pulled ap, his mother looked
oat and waved, and Kenneth dashed
sadly out to the steps to greet hen
Mother was overjoyed at seeing hiss,
she began to cry, aad Kenneth looked
at fear aad said: "Ooh, mother dear.
aSa,? allweU yetr
will just take time to name those asso
ciated with him and you will see for
yourself. G. A. Payne, director of
senior high school and department of
science; John W. Beverly, department
of history: H. C Trenholm, depart
ment of education and English; S. R.
W. Smith, mathematics; K. Elizabeth
Smith, Latin; Venus H. Lewis, house
hold hygiene, study room supervisor;
J. F. Drake, director of junior high
school and mathematics; Mary F.
Terrell, English; Dora D. Beverly, so
cial science; Bertha L. Smith, director
of training school and education; Olive
L. Brown, supervising critic teacher;
Sarah B. Lyons, supervising critic
teacher; Murilla T. Garner, supervis
ing critic teacher; Agnes J. Lewis, su
pervising critic teacher; Rosa L. Shaw,
art teacher; F. D. Adair, music; Lucile
Goodgame, home economics; Josie A.
Murry. home economics, domestic
arts; Camilla Hightower, physical edu
cation; I. H. Caffcy, special prepara
tory school; Annie M. Doak,. registrar
and librarian; T. H. Williams, manual
training; Ethel Hatcher, stenographer;
Willesse Simpson, secretary to presi
dent and commercial teacher; Susie J.
Govan, English teacher.
I have been dealing in education and
educational matters. I have been tc
so many schools and associated with
so many college presidents and profes
sors until I am just feeling like my
head is larecr than my body, and I
believe it is, but I do not want to get
that big head disease, for there is no
cure for it. If a horse gets the big
head they kill him, and if a man gets
the big head he dies at his own hands.
God help me to keep my head down.
Now you take last week. I spent a
few days at Kittrell, North Carolina,
at Kittrell College, and was the direct
guest of President G. A. Edwards. I
slept in his house, ate at his table with
his family, was treated like I was some
college president myself, and the stu
dents were so kind to me until I could
hardly walk. Believe me when I tell
you I am going back there for some
more treatment. I have been getting
my name in the paper, and they tell
me I am spelling better, I am writing
better, and I am getting better looking
until I am about to call myself "Bet
ter." Is that a good name? I believe
I will be just Charles E. "Better"
Stump. How would that sound? But
I am not ashamed of the name my
parents gave me, so I will just cling
Up to Washington, where I had the
pleasure of meeting one of the great
est business men and financial men in
the race yes, in this country saying
nothing about race or color. Prof.
John R. Hawkins, financial secretary
of the A. M, E. Church, and who has
guarded well the treasury of his
church, and who is doing things in
great shape. Then I called to see Hon.
Emmett Jay Scott and will talk about
him and Howard University in my
next letter. I am going back to that
big school and will be some pumpkins
We are all getting ready now for
the meeting of the Bishops' Council in
New York in June. At the same time
the National Negro Business League
will meet next August in Norfolk, Va.;
the National B. Y. P. J. and Sunday
School Congress will meet in New Or
leans. La., in June; the A. M. E. Allen
Christian Endeavor League will hold a
national convention in Chicago next
August; the National Baptist conven
tion will meet in "September in Los
Angeles, and the people are getting
ready to send their preachers out there
for a few days outing. I will have
more to fay to you later.
Will you kindly let me have a line
from you? I will have more to say
to you next week.
CHARLES E. STUMP.
Solitaire is a game played on a
board Invested with 83 or 87 heml
sphered hollows, with the same num
ber of balls or marbles." Aa unoccu
pied hollow is left by removing one
ball, aad th balls, or pieces, are then
captured aa la checkers. No moves
art allerwad la diagonal dlrectloas or
ver B9ra taaa one space at a time
Taa trick Is to leava a solitary ball la
the csatsr hale.
Blobhs T was prstty well dowa fa
the world when aa idea suddenly
struck rae." fflobbs "It's a cowardly
Idea that weald strike a aaa whea he
And Most Husbands.
Every milliner knows how teach a
weaaa'a vanity goes to her head.
Othw Than Material Thtafls.
flat area la thte werM ef mMir
fear eaiats draaae aaa iMirsa,
taeaghta aaa fsUss. aeeaty, C
aaa krre, that an ef the
EQUAL TO ALL EMERGENCIES
UUlo Thing Like the Running Out of
Oil for His Engine Easily Over
come by Traveler.
How we all enjoy stories with a re
sourceful hero! No cornered hero of
romance ever showed more Ingenuity
than Mr. Itoy Chapman Andrews
showed when he ran out of motor oil
on the Gobi desert. We quote Mr.
Andrews' exploit as he narrates It In
Natural Hist pry:
We were returning to Kalgan from
Urga, the capital of Mongolia, when
we made our discovery. Since the
oil had all leaked out of the cans, and
we could not go much farther, we
were debating what to do. Then as our
car swung over the summit of a rise
we saw the white tent and the graz
ing camels of an enormous caravan.
Of course Mongols would have mutton
fat; why not use that for oil?
The caravan leader assured us that
be had plenty, and In ten minutes a
great pot of fat was warming over
the fire. We poured it into the motor
and proceeded merrily on our way, but
there was one serious obstacle to our
enjoying that ride. We had had little
food for some time and were very
hungry, and when the engine began
to warm a most tantalizing odor of
roast lamb rose from the car. Short
ly I Imagined that I could even smell
On another occasion when we were
without cup grease for the cars Mrs.
Andrews sacrificed all the cold cream
and vaseline that she had prepared
for a summer In the field. We also I
substituted Mongol chttese. with good
results. Vouth'K (!ouinanion.
FIRST AMERICAN GOLD COINS
What Are Known as Eagles Placed in
Circulation In the Year 1792
Bird as a Symbol.
The first American gold coinage of
eagles, hulf-eugles uud quarter-eagles,
of the value of $10, $5 and $ZJJ0, re
spectively, was placed in circulation
in 171. Since that date the United
States mints bave turned out 117,621),
3oo double eagles, or $20 gold pieces;
49.611.2S9 eagles, 74,360,570 half-eagles
und 15,580,203 quarter-eagles. One
and three-dollar gold pieces were for
merly coined, but they were discon
tinued in 1890.
The first coin called an eagle was
used in Ireland In the Thirteenth cen
tury, and was so called from the fig
ure of au eagle impressed upon it, but
It was made of base metal. The stand
ard of the eagle was borne by the an
cient Persians, and the Homans also
carried gold and silver eagles as en
signs and Mmetlmes represented them
with a thunderbolt in their talqns.
Charlemagne adopted the double
headed eagle as the standard of the
holy Roman empire. The eagle was
the standard of Napoleon I and .Nu
poleon III, as well as Austria, Prussia
An Easy Problem.
"May She Invite Him Into the
House?" asks an advertisement for the
Book of Etiquette; and explains the
Illustration thus: They have Just re
turned from a dance, it is rather late,
but the folks are still up. Should she
Invite him Into the house or say good
night to him at the door? Should he
ask permission to go into the house
with her? Should she ask him to call
at some other time?" One answer
crowds upon another's heels, so fast
they follow. First, we shouldn't take
seriously the laws of etiquette laid
down by anybody who, speaking of
the not-yet-retired parents, says "the
folks are still up." What sort of
girl has "folks"? Dear, dear I not to
say Fie, fie I Second, if it's the kind
of dance now current the folks
wouldn't be still up; they'd be up al
ready. And as to what sbe should do.
no book ever published can help her.
The questions are all local issues, de
pending on her and him. Our solution
is that she should ask him in to break
fast. New York World.
8tarboard and Port.
'The ancient rule of the road was
to keep to the right and drive from
the left, because the first animals
driven in civilized countries were cat
tle and the driver, walking beside his
oxen, plied his gad with the right hand.
Italian sailors made starboard the
right side of a ship In their earliest
voyages. The term was evolved by
the British from "esta horde," mean
ing this side, while larboard came from
the helmsman, first probably with
gestures of the hand accompanying
In heavy weather, and under, other
adverse conditions, the two terms be
came confounded frequently in speech.
Larboard was dropped and In Its place
port was employed, for port meant
port wine, which is red, and red Is the
color of the light on that side of the
In Lake Manitoba there Is a little
Island from which Issues a mysterious
sound. The Indians supposed this is
land to be the home of Manitoba, the
speaking god, and from this 1m derived
the name of the lake and the province.
The real cause of the sound Is the
beating of the waves upon the huge
pebbles lining the shore. On the north
ern coast of the island la a long low
HtrT, composed of fine-grained lime
stone, which, beneath the stroke of a
.hammer, rings like steeLa The waves
breaking at the foot of the cliff cause
the f'pg limestone fragments to
clash one 'against the other, and the
sound thus produced resembles the
-fc'ra'ng of distant bells.
First CesjUy Irrer.
If we had ear UH te irre arar
v believe va ceaJi do better ta
ways. aveMiag the mistake, far fe
stance, of trying to sake ear ttKeft
relatlvesfeel at hoae the first tan
they case to rislt as. Ohio 3afc
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i Re-Nominated to Make the Successful Race for the Legislature
from the First Senatorial District of Illinois.
SMALL BIRDS FALCON'S PREY
Peregrine, Like the Pirate He Is,
Takes Toll From Weaker Crea
tures of the Air.'
It was reported nivntl that in the
eyrie of a peregrine, a icious bird, the
rings of'-22 racing pigeons were fouud.
The peregrine fulcwn often kills bird
which are unfortunate enough to crvsa
its path. Peewits and other birds that
frequent the couRt are relentlessly pur
sued by this hawk, aud unother prey
Is the golden ploer. but this bird af
fords the hawk a good chue before It
The peregrine catches It prey b
protruding its strong legs and talons
to their fullest extent when within u
few feet of the quarry. Then for art
moment its wings are almost closed,
and the uext the prize is seized and
carried off. If, however, the object K
too heavy to be lifted from the ground
It is forced along sometimes a hundred
yards on the ground and killed and
devoured oti the xp! The nest of the
peregrine Is usually placed on the face
of some precipitous cliff, resting on a
shelf of rock or tuft of vegetation, mid
consNts of a max of sticks and course
stems of grass und ferns.
"Blood Money" nun the name up
plled in the Middle tigesjind well Intti
the more modern ieriud to the uionej
paid for bloodshed. It might be either
the compensation puid by u ruunslayer
to the nearest relatives of thexvlctlni.
to secure himself and his Jcln lrjw
vengeance, or the money paid as a
reward for bringing about the death
of another, directly or through evi
dence. It was once common among
the Scandinavian and Teutonic peo
ples, who called this money payment
wergild. The price aried with the
nature of the crime and the rank of
the victim. Certaiu crimes, such as
the slaying of a sleeping person, could
not be compensated by a money pay
ment; such criminals were declared
outlaws and could be slain with im
punity. The term is now often applied
to the reward or bribe paid for giving
up a criminal to Justice.
Original Playing Cards.
The original pack, of cards was a
quiver of arrows. Piajing cards are
regarded as derived from th- divina
tory m.e of the arrow away back hi
the cradle of civilization China or
India, says Stewart Culln, the archae
ologist. The ancients played games
with marked arrows, and the
Museum of Archeology, University of
Pennsylvania, has several specimens
'of these primitive playing cards.
Ancient Chinese and Corean cards
are long und narrow, and by tbelr
des'gn and name show unmistakably
that they tire conventionalized shaft
liieui of arrmvK, retaining In their
siM marks the same symbolism as that
' the quiver of arrows from which they
en- derived. The old Corean and
' 1 :mse name fur playing cards Is
Was Just "Checking Up."
One morning a negro sauntered In
to the office of a white friend. "Good
inawnln', Mr. Wlthruw. Kin I use yo'
phone a minute?" be asked. "Why.
certainly, Sam." Sam called his num
ber, and after a few minutes' wait,
said: "1b this iln. Whiteside? WelL
I seen to de papeh where you-all want
ed a good cullud man. Is you still
wantln one? Then the man youse got
Is puffectly satisfactory, and you
doesn't connemplate makln' no change
soon? All right, ma'am. Good-by."
Mr. WIthrow called to Sam as he left-i
the phone, "Now thafs too bad. Sam.
that the place Is flUed." "Ob, dat's
all right, Mr. WIthrow, Tse de nigger
what a got de job, but Ise Jest a-want-ia
to check up." From the Argonaut.
Kissing In China.
Weaea to China never Use, aad
whea- a Chtsese woman wishes to show
aer affection she gently toacbee taa
aaaa of her beloved.
," said Uade
JtS dfsra ea Mr preaaea la a way
at auxsa yea apeiefae tea patta
FLOWERS FOR ALL PURPOSES
Some Simple Rules, the Observance ef
Wi..ui may or t.iay Not Lead to
"What ou figuring on?" asked the
florist ot Ins udveiu&piu -writer.
"On an elaborutlou Into details of
our phut to say it with flowers. I
have urtungeU to otate that the man
who tint t smile at bis wife should
um; Muilax, tint the man that wants
to gruul ut her oug.it to say It with
tiger lilies or dog-icsih violets, that
the bin! who wuuts to sweeten her up
w Ithout the expense of a box of choco
lates may ute candytuft, that Instead
of giving her a wrist watch you can
presettt her with a bunch of four
o'clock, that he who wonts to serve
notice on his spouse that he is out
uf funds needs only hand her a cluster
of touch-me-nots, that when the larder
is low and 'he grub money gone he can
slip her some butter-and-eggs plucked
from the roadside, that if he is be
wildered by his love for the sweet
young thing he can express his feel
ings by sending around a nosegay of
lo e-ln-a-mist. that if he thinks his girl
is a cat and Is afraid to say so other
wise be can endow her with a vase of
'pussy-willows, that if she has a low
don n opinion of him she can have a
corsage bouquet of skunk cabbage de
livered at his house that's about aa .
far as I have it worked out now.",
Retail Ledger. Philadelphia.
NOT FOR PUBLIC PERUSAL
New York Girl Who Kept a Diary
Found Means to Hide Home
comings From Mamma.
ltuth was approaching her nineteenth
year and she considered herself old
enough to remain at social affairs as
ltjg us she pleased. Her tolerant
mother contended that a girl her age
should he home ut 11:30.
ltuth kept a diary. When she came
home oue night after mother bad gone
to bed mother took the liberty of read
ing her daughter's diary. To bed at
12:l.r a. in.," site said, the New York
When ltuth returned from the office
that evening mother and daughter had
a quarrel. It was not lone; afterward
that ltuth again came home from a
dance after every one bad gone to bed.
Faithfully she sat down and wrote to
her diary. Mother arose text morn
ing earlier than the remainder of the
family and rushed tothe closet which
held the diary. Quickly she turned the
page until she came to the last con
tribution. ' Arose at 7:30." she read "and went
to the office. To lunch with Al, my
country Itotueo. Home to dinner at
6. To dance at the Center with Flos
sie at 8:30. Fine time. Home f
And then mother could read no more.
What followed wan written to short;
It Is the good fortune of the drama
that It Is the most democratic of the
arts, since It must direct Itself to the .
people as a whole. Yet mis appeal to
the multitude has never debased the
drama. "Hamlet" and Tartuffe are
most popular plays; and they are also'
masterpieces of dramatic art. Shake-?
speare and MoIIere did not condescend
to the public; they gave that public
the best they had to them, bat with
the utmost care to give It also what
they knew It relished. Of course, very
few pieces have ever had the breadth
of appeal of "Hamlet" and "Tartaffe;
and the modem dramatist, when he la
building his play, is likely to have to
mind some subdivision of the throng
either the larger segment that craves
the fierce Joys of melodrama or the
smaller cross-section that Is ever eager
to discuss the problem-play Braader
And Few Really EnJey It
-Even de dictionary caj-t tfl ye
everything." said Uade Ebea. "Cea
testaseat la a ward of three syllable;
hat car .jala' aobody I ever saw del
kaem esaekly whit It aeaas." i
aaald t kept la i
If R to te h kept wltaoaf
old his seal to Sataa.
I a broker." ;