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f MMtNfOFOR NERVOUSNESS BeOat Ever Cured by its U.e^Pro^^duces Nervou.ne.s.^^a* night a- well take whiskey for^alcoholism as to take arsenic^^ness. Arsenic la any form^Si mi mr+ to produce nervousness an^a* usHtam of whiskey it sure to pro-^aac* tfmakentiehs ra^alc will not cure nervousness.^#. w^8 produce nervousness. No one^^ma ^rr^r cured of nervousness by arse-^^Ac fbousands have been made ner^eees ay arsenic. Thousands more will^aervou. by arsenic Yet the^i go Tight on prescribing arsenic^vousness.^are various preparations of^known by a great many dif^^Mam; amines^Arscalc is death to the nervous ays^Arsenic produces bloodless nerve^causes the nerves to tingle.^' and quiver. willmake hysterical babies^strongest athletes . It will con-^wholesome, healthy woman Into^it, puling, faded invalid,^aw doctors were obliged to take^kt themselves long enough to dls-^sy personal experience the di*-^iditfom It is sure to produce,^probably would then quit admin^It to their patients. B'lt It Is^that doctors never take their^ra aedeclne. They conclvrie wha'^w sasriir.lne ^ ill do by what the^Oka ten them or what some pom^sb professor has declared. Then^ay eminence giving and coTitinu'^area to spile of the fact that their^grow rapidly worse. likebromide of potush. is^almost indiscriminately by the^drag doctor for nervonsnes v^of these drugs ever cured or^boiped a case of nervousness^af them will produce nervousness^M^ worst form without fail It is^taeb drugs as these as are re^for that condition of body^arias' known as Americano's We^a aatlon of nervous men and wo-^l Oar nervousness Is generally st-^by the doctors to our climate^habits of business and pleas petulant ThtoAt. not trtie We have an ex^'^afloat of 1 mate and our business meth^oris sad pleasures are of the beat char^eater^setter th.in in any other coun^top. ^ Is the miserable drugs that we^deluded into taking that is^^te for our nervousn^' I^Of aV the nerve destroying drugs^Sal ware ever invented by the medi^s^ profession. ^^^^nie. bromide of pot^to sad strychnia lead the list No^person ought ever to take a^of auch medicine^ Medi Talk lie*for Poultry Diseases.^A farmer's wife gives the folhrSiaj^atnadies for the worst tniubl^-s Hi^^aevbry raiser has to contend v.ith^aba/era, roup. lice an:! Atari^(Plenty of room, healthy food and at^irtt tight of 'i-ease for cholera, giv^^Mi- roKspootifiil of carbolic acid in a^aai'.ou of water; diarrhoea. BM ti n^faaaarjftal of Jsmacia ginger in a gallon^af rater; for lice, one teaspoonful of^^siiptiur in four quarts feed or inasli^tor io^rp. mix horacie acid with water^ao that It can be poured down the^tornat. give a teasi^oonful and thev^Srfll bo cured Jlrs.McCormick, wife of the Vraer:^aau ambassador to Russia, has left 8'^Petersburg for Paris because of ^he se^aere veaiher She will remain away^show: a month Tarkiahwomen eat rose leaves with^Waiter to secure plumpness. MVPa^ MrsCaroline Abbot Stanley, author^of ^Order No. 11,^ was born in Calla^^way county, Missouri, of a Virginia^mother and a New England father. Dr.^Rufus Abbot, her father, was a gradu-^ate of Yale college, and at one time^superintendent of the State Insane asy^^lum at Fulton. Mo. Nathan Hale was^a great-great uncle of the writer, whe^further claims kinship with Edward^Everett Hale, Lyman Abbott, and Ezra^Abbot of Cambridge, one of the revis^era of the New Testament . Mrs.^Stanley's early life was passed is tin^locality where the scenes of the novel^are laid; and when she set herself^-erlously to Its writing, she spent^many months revisiting these ^oene^^and verifying her material. Since ths^death of her husband, less tha/i four earsafter her marriage, Mr* Stan^ley has been an indefatigable worker,^teaching in the schools of KsImaszoj.^Mich ., for eighteen years, and writing arlyand late Her winters are speni^with her son in Washington, D. C. h^T^summers at her cottage on Lake Mich^^igan. ADtfTBRENCE^*toaaa the gus meter net rati 1^ajaataf ga-s you bill n^Ho. it measures the nmnuul ;o^as bo pu^ for' OLDESTGEOGRAPHY. IllinoisWill Exhibit at World's Pair^One Dated 1700. Illinoishas assumed first place in^the contest of states that are searching^for the oldest geography to exhibit at^the World's fair. Connecticut's oook of^1820 and Indiana's geography of 1811^are up to date school books when com^pared with a book that was recently^unearthed at Moline, III. Thisvenerable book was printed in^I Ton and is now In possession of S. S.^C-rompton. who has tendered It to the^Illinois commission. It contains 700^pages. 6 by 8 inches. The paper is^heavy and the typography Is excell^^ent In style, and seventy-eight maps^being engraved on sleel. The binding^is in leather and is well prese-ved. Oneof the maps shows Californis to^be an island, and the description^^faaaj with the map. Another map s^.^l^^ Vd a ^Map of Florida and thj^QPMl l.alv^s of Canada.^ It shows tho^country that is now the I'nited States^to lie a line west of Hie Mississippi^river, with the mountains coming al^^OBl to the banks of the river. There^arc three small streams, evidently in^bil led to be the Arkansas, tho Miss^ouri and the Des Moines. They nrcak^through the mountains and empty into^the Mississippi river On the east^side of the Mississippi are named six^rivers^the Illlnovik, (Illinoisi. Mis-^constn ( Wisconsin ). Chadadeba (Chip^^pewa) and the Plflklou,. Tumba and^Isacl. South of these are stown but^not named the Ohio and the Yazoe^and the Ohio rivera. TheMississippi is called ^R Spirit*)^Sum to al Rio Grande,^ and In the text^It is said that the principal river of^Florloda, by which name the Mississ^^ippi Valley was then known, is 1 th it^of the Holy Ohost. which falls into tn^^gulph of Mexico ^ The reader is sol^^emnly assured 'that the air of Florida^and Carolina Is so tcmprn^te that me.i^live to the age of 250 years, while the^children of five generations are alive^at the same time. BoatoaIs rescrihed as ^commodious^ly seated for traffick on the sea shore^a very large and apatlous town or In^^deed a city composed of several well^ordered streets, and adorned with fair^and beautiful homes, well Inhabited^by merchants and tradesmen, it is ni^i^a good place of good strength, navln;^Reveral fortifications raised on Mini^adjoining, with well mounted ateeM^and well guarded Theancient geography savs thai^New York is ^built mostly of hrlck and^sione. and covered with red Bjp| blv'.^tile, and the land betaa high, it flap.^I at a distance a plea :ng aitaped 'o the^spectator The Inhabitants ana,-4*1^most of English and Dutch an I have^considerable tra'e with the ', t lit^n ^^for beaver, otter racoon s\ln ;^other furs; as si';) f ;r I ear. 'ear m^elk Sa+faj end Srs ^^iptil'el frith^Ison r-' fowls tn tv,e ^^^'^^^.^r gad s^i^In the summer bp the ' ^^'^is a*'^they buy st oi.y rain.i.^^Hlrtfrr'^Times. Estidle ^Doe --'I It r ^t ftreailfdl^ t'l ^-e^ en,, with I || ('.ICSJtlSt like :'^)^ in ^ Aflata'**ti iloai 11 en*- i . baafJMyour arMter ir iw'i^ Batata!^No. I'm tninsr. to ^^^-^^^ ^^si e whsl oilier peop t nr^ aaJJai 1^wenr BIGAND LITTLE MEN. CurbstonePhilosopher Discourse* on^the Trials of the Large. D'jeever observe.^ remarked the^man with the stockyards stogie, ^how^a big man is always at a disadvantage^in any kind of an altercation with a^smaller man. and how the runta invar^tably tal^e advantage of iheir Inferior^si/.e to lambust the big man with their^tongnes^ The Utile chaps know per-^fertlv well ihat the big fellows vtU^basttata to lather them, no matter^what ^hey say or do. and they know,^too. that w lien a big duck hits a little^fellow the sympathy of the crowd^Is always with the sawed-off, which^puts the big fellow in a mean and some^times In a dangerous position. I've^noticed that the little snoozers regu^^larly take a hold of this edge when^they get into a wordy mix-up with^men much larger than themselves, and^It has alwaya struck me that this Is^pretty cheap work on the part of the^bantams that wear boy's sizes In^clothes and hats and shoes. InBaltimore the other afternoon a^crowd was gathered around a hospit^^al ambulance that had clanged up in^front of a saloon. Among the people^in the crowd were three small, perky^little chaps, ranging from 30 to 40^years old. They were together and^looked pretty well satlsflei' with them^^selves^most undersized men do car^^ry themselves in that way. according^to my observation. A large good na-^tureii looking chap, wanting to take a^look at what was coming off around^the ambulance, edged up. and, In a^lubberly, untentional sorl of way.^brushed rather closely past one of the^little men. 'Say. who are elbowin'^' testily^demanded the little man of the big^man. ^9MM me. son.' said the big fel^^low, apologetically, beaming down up^^on the scrappy little man. 'Didn't see you.' Who you callin' aon^^ snapped the^little fellow. 'Just because you're a^big fellow.' G way, Buddy,' said the big man^indulgently. 'First thing you know^you'll get yourself all het up.' 'Don't call me Buddy, you big lum^mux.' sn irled the scrappy little chap^with the chip on his shoulder, 'or I'll^hand you a awlft' C.'wan. now Algy, or I'll bite a fin^off you.' interrupoted the big man,^grinning. 'Will,hey^' chirrup the little fel^^low angrily. 'Say. you big bum. maybe^you think that because you wear a No.^hat and have your collers in a cheese^box that you' Getyour little playmates In with^you Keggy. and perhaps I'll talk a lit^^tle business with you,' cut In the big^fellow, beginning to look a trifle an^^noyed I he other two little chaps were^Just as perky and chesty as tin one^who had started what seemed to be^nu t^ an unnectwssry chsw with the^big man. and when the latter made^his remark aliout the 'little playmates'^they actually put their maulies up and^tlie three of them made as If too rush^the heavyctiap. Well,the big man picked them up.^one by one. ami each of them squirm-^ing and wiggling like an eel on a book,^earned them to the other side of the^street, where a sewer pipe excavation^was being dug and coolly dropped^them into the hole. The last one of^them that he picked up, was the^grouchy little fellow who had 'sassed'^him so much and before dropping^this one Ma the damp, clayey excava^^tion, he placed him across his knee^and deposited a couple of swift slaps^on his person allee samee the sch ^ol-^rn.tster of the HttM red school house of^other days. 'Tiie crowd laughed. If the big man^Ind handled only one small man In^that fashion the crowd would probably^have growled, but when he took care^of them in a simple, lubberly fashion^the^ figured that it was about an even^up ''V and roared tumultuously. The^b;g man pajlsJ flown his cuffs. wiMi a^grin, and walked away, and a couple of^^ i-.-^er.s had to pass a rope down to^the iiiouih of the ImM when they cams^an ! they dared and double dog dared^the bl^' man to show himse lf again,^hut he had already turned the corner.^- -Wasliing'on Host. CASTORIA ForInfants and Children. IliaKind Yeu Have Always Bought Bearsthe^Signature ef OLDESTGEOGRAPHY. IllinoisWill Exhibit at World's Psir^One Dated 1700. Illinoishas assumed first place In^'.he contest of slates that are searching^or the oldest geography to exhibit at^Jie World's fair. Connecticut's oook of^182* and Indiana's geography of 1811^ire dp to date school books when com^^pared with a book that was recently^Inearthed at Moline, III. Thisvenerable book was printed in^1700 and la now in possession of S. S.^Crompton, who has tendered It to the^flllnois commission. It contains 700^^ages. 6 by 8 Inches. The paper Is^teavy and the typography Is excell^^ent In style, and seventy eight maps^being engraved on steel. The binding^s in leather and is well preae-ved. Oneof the maps shows California to^be an Island, and the description^igrees with the map. Another map s^labelled a ^Map of Florida and th^^jreat Lakes of Canada.^ It shows the^jountry that is now the United States^'jo be a line west of the Mississippi^river, with the mountains coming al^^most to the banks of the river. There^^re three small streams, evidently In^tended to be the Arkansas, the Miss-^^uri and the Des Moines. They break^through the mountains ami empty into^the Mississippi river. On the east^lide of the Mississippi are named six^rivers^the Illlnovik, (Illinois). Mis-^Mnsirt (Wisconsin). Chadadeba (Chi,)-^pewa) and the Plflklou.. Tumha and^Isacl. South of these are shiwn but^not named the Ohio and the Yazoo^tnd the Ohio rivers. TheMississippi is called ^R Splrlto^Sancto al Rio Grande,^ and In the text^it is said that the principal river of^Florloda, by which name the Miastss-^upi Valley was then known, Is ^thtt^of the Holy Ghost, which falls into tho^gulph of Mexico.^ The reader !s sol^rmnly assured 'that the air of Florida^tnd Carolina is so temperate that men^live to the age of 250 years, while fhe^children of five generations ere alive^it the same time. Bostonis rescribed as ^commodious-^!y seated for traffick on the sea shore,^s very large and spatious town or In^^deed S city composed of several well^ordered streets, and adorned with fair^and beautiful homes, well inhabited^by merchants and tradesmen, it is also^a good place of good strength, naving^several fortifications raised on hills^adjoining, with well mounted pieces^and well guarded. Theancient geography says that^New York Is ^built mostly of hricU and^stone, and covered with red and black^tile, and the land being high. It gives^at a distance a pleasing aspect *.o the^spectator. Th% inhabitants con~dst^most of English and Dutch and have^considerable trade with the Indian.;,^for beaver, otter, racoon skins, and^other furs; as also for bear, deer an 1^elk skins; and are supplied with ven^^ison and fowls in the winter and fish^in the summer by the Indians, which^they buy at easy rates.^^Hartford^Times. Asth^ result of a series of carcfal^experiments In fattening hogs th^ con^elusion has been reached that a My^average gain of hogs weighing from^one hundred and fifty to two bun Ire |^and fifty pound-i. when each Is supplied^with a bushel of corn, range- frrm^eight to fourteen pounds, and that has^pounds would be a fair average gain. APith Story. Talkabout fish and the things of^fhe Ml!^ said he who claimed to be a^si if'ring Ruin. ^ Twas in the year^^well, it was a g od while ago and we^were heading sou by bou'whhI latitude^^I f irget exactly which^ when a ripple^in tin water suggested the presence of^n slurk. You can ilways tell a shark^by Its ripple. Hr-s got one of his own.^\V^ never landed a good specimen, and^when he shewed his load I could veil^tell he wis u ten footer.. I always was^quirk and precise. A knife In mi^mouth, a lump, and I landed headfore^^most bet wet n the s.iark's Jaws. Qabaa^us ii flash I turned around. With me^knlff I cut holes through his side for^my h gs and arms to pass tlirongb and^pu mi back to the ship. Well. Ir v.a*^t RlM morsel, that fish was and we 11 v^11 on him f ^r weeks. Is It bTMl Wei!^^1 sad he displayed a splinter froto thr^I indie, of th* t^nlfe.^KafMf * Monthly Outof ninety two candy samples ex^^amined by the Massachusetts board of^health, eighteen were colored with^deadly lead chromate. CancerCured WITHSOOTHING, BALMY OILS. t;aaer, Ttuovr. Cauwrk. PIIm. Final*. Ulctra,^aawi ^4 all gala aaS P^tU UIhihi Writ*^tor Illmtratsa Book. Saat lr^^. Addrrsn DR.BYE, Kansas City, Mo. Bswaraof Ointments for Cataarh^,that Contain Mercury, ksmercury will surely destroy the^Sense of smell and completely de-^tange the whole system whei^ enter^^ing it through the mucous surfaces^Buch articles should never be used^except on prescriptions from renta^^ble physicians, as the damage (hey^will do Is tenfold to the good vou^can possibly derive from them.^Hall's Catarrh ('tire, manufactured^by W J- Cheney ^ Co.. Tol-do, O ,^contains no mercury, and Is taken^Internally, acting directly upon the^blood and mucous surfaces of the^system In buying Hall's Catarrh^Cure, be aure you get the genuine.^It Is taken internally and made In^Toledo. Ohio, by F. J. Cheney A C^*.^Testimonies free. Soldby Druggists, Price 75c pur^bottle. IU1X* KiuuXU PlUa aca Uiu I vaL KlFT UK E YOUPAY NOTHING UNTIL CURED. Apermanent, quick and lasting cure, guaranteed. No cutting, no pala^and no detention from business. Consultation and examination free. Call or^^end for free book, which tells all ebou t rupture or hernia, with testimonials^from former patlenta. Readthe following testimonial letters of former patent* and what^the Kansas Gtv papers have to say about the Doctor. DRERNEST HENDERSON, 103 W. 9th St, Kifisas City, RUPTURENOW CURABLE. Wonderful Advancement Made In^Treating by Dr. Henderson. KansasCity Sunday Journal, July 26.^1903: RuptureIs no longer Incurable, ef-^cept perhaps In extremely rare cases,^says Dr. Ernest Henderaon, Kansas^City's eminent hernia specialist. How^ever. It has not been many years since^a reliable treatment for this affliction^was unknown, and surprising as It may^seem, the methods of former years are^still in vogue in many places. Intaking up rupture as a specialty.^^Dr. Henderson said to a reporter, ^I^was satisfied that the old principle^was wrong and there was an opportun^^ity for a man who would devote time^and study to Improve It. A rupture Ii^a dangerous thing; no one can tell^what minute it will cause trouble, and^the time may come when relief Is not^within easy reach. It is always a^bother even when there is no pain or^apparent danger. To be sure. It was^no small task to revolutloni7:e the^treatment of rupture, and I am not^boasting when I say that there are few^men who would have worked, studied^and experimented ss I have done to^bring out a new method and perfect it^so as to be effective In all classes of^rupture My success has been my re^sard, i have been practicing this^method for several years, aud there^are hundreds of people In Kansas City^and vicinity who will take great pleas^nre In testifying to Its efficacy. People^now coma to consult me from almost^every atate in the Pnlon. and I have^on file in my office letters from mnny^of them showing the high esteem in^which they hold the service I have ren^^dered them. Intreating rupture Dr. Henderson^does not use a knife, consequently he^has built up sn immense practice and^now enjoys a national reputation as a^rupture specialist. His plan of no pay^until cured has certainly proven very^popular. Dr.Henderson is one of the ablest^men in the medical profession today. andIs an honor to his calling as well^as a citizen highly esteemed by his^fellow meu. He may be consulted at^any time at kls office, 103 Wsst Niatb street. 1^Mr. Peake, a Merchant, Takes Plssstiri^In Recommending Trestment. Olval^Testimonial Lsttsr in Consclsntleui^Truth for Benefit of Suffering Msr^^kind. KuutCity. Saw M^y a. ^* DrKrn^ti Itend^.*on, KiiikM ,u^ a- MyD^^r Sir:^I o n n^ver th^ik ^^u seeaM^for your tre^tmotu of me whll* in my rupiurtj^roadltlon. I ^m now a* well m 1 ^^^r w^^ ^J^I Uk* prld* ^nd plenur* In IIIMM^!^to uthert your trekiaent tho ^^^^ nIM^ro:i^b'^ tre.tmont tkoro U for lailWSW, ! toStiawalftlf ^!^'^ I^ Mn^'V VnuV. tru S^tho twnfOt of .uSorlnc ^^nlOnd. ^WW tfW DoubleRupture Cured in Seven Weeki^By Palnlees Mothou. Hss Not Worr^a Truas Since. The ^Guarantee ti^Cure or No Pay^ Is Attrsctlvs. K,n^ Bat. Ku. M*7,^K-v|1!01^Erne.- Hendn.-n. M l^ K*n^^.( *7\ou la^Mr D^r Doctor -When I SMSS a^ ^^IMSlSmi Iruptured SS bS^b SMSA J pkiafulthai I SOS* r.ot attend M m/ L^.}^^J^Vi^ cured BM In toven w.ekk by ^ ^a^aa^method .nd I h^^o not worn a UWt JJJJ^^t.ke anal ple,SUr^ ;n r* omm^ndli.^ y^^u - M^^* ur in aim-m to th. Sfllett*. ****** H^aftl cure any .utter.r. Your .u.rnnte. to cur,^ur receive no W ^^ .^rac'lve. St aaStJSaSS^^n h^v. ^pem . sre^-^^ ^un^^ ^ failedlo K**t l ured. Withbo* etebss, i s* T*sr.ttalT, 104 N. Jth St.Et'Oh-.M. s^AV\Yh.R. Mr.Elliott's Case Wss An Extreme!;^Bad One. and Had to Be Treated th'^Second Time. He Is Now Soum^and Well. I Make My Guarante.^Good in Every Ca.e. Hundred, ol^Sufferer. Cor.ie to Me and are Cured^Although Pronounced Incurable bj^Prominent Phy.ieians. iHlSafJ.Ka... MSff ^ SSI |)r Ernen Henderson. K^n^^^ City, MO. ft.Whom It M^y Concern:^r,,^, r, ft*i. to esrafr Sal from ar ^Jrfgj'j rolWcti.n up tu mr 2'Uh year. I ^S ^ ^^^Kb b^Sta 01 ^ ch.-.c.er pionounced Incur^able by a noted ^ur^con of thla p.a ^. after ^^rarcfu' examination. 1 ^* I^r hrneil Hen^ueraon'i ad^ertl^cment. ^No curt no pay.' an.^1 determined to try him In company S*)b^^f.tl er I weni to Kanaaa City and c'oaod ^^.oni'aci with the Sector, remaining undj^tn anient for .even week. BellevlnK I w^^mtV I turred over the money ar.d aeru h^mi^After a few month. tUM the I rouble return-.J^hi l havina faltb In the eaHef and beli-vina ^^^ou'd do ^^ he proana-d. l aea^bssb aSes baobSSadvl.ed him f my condition, and r. mnJiv took me in and UWaSMl me four ^^^^^*^more *wl .^oil a ^nt mor, pay. and thoa St.^aaS**taa) CURED. Your. IIBJ 11 ill SPALDING'SCOMMERCIAL COLLEGE, miSm m^ mr VIflLUIIIV W a^l.^^:^.. ^orilrnd'Hliniiiitnl 19000 GRADUATES AND STUOEMTS. Booklo'epim:siiortlr nd irltmatii^I i.sai. liTeseaenisad i.eciur*ra 39THYEAaw (Trocfl I^MwrltTi^rTelof rapbf m3^EiilTob llrancUe Si,..K. ma^r*ted 'y^^^^W^.p.tsiDim FRtaEMPLOYMENT BUKf^U TELEPHONE1174 WAIN WYANDOTTE AWNINGAND TENT CO.. WeCan eava You Money- wnte fcr Prlcea LongDlstinci PDoiii 210 Witt. I Ninth and Mmncsoii Avenue,^KANSAS CITY, KANSAS PaintingIt Red. Therehas been v lot of atori':^ tol AGodd Joke on Kipling.^One day during the South African^war. Mr. Rtidyard Kipling strolled into | slylnK the origin of the expresaloi^a hospital ward at VVynhurg. Tho PaintInn It red.'^ rema^keo Jeuat/,^McLatirin, of M'ssisslppl, to a grou^of friends, ^but I believe the expresi^Ion originated cn the grand old Mitt^ieslppi. Away4^ack in (he '50, racing wa^the motU exciting feature of river lifi roomwin full of llsabled men, and^one poor fellow who had lost an arm^was trying to cut some tobacco, but^having only one hand, he was maklre;^little progress. Kipling.baSlSS the difficulty, sat , v..., snd whenever an opportunity was gi\ tlownon the Ide i,f the bed, produced aolaspknlfe. and when he had fllle i thesoldier's old black pipe, lit It and hsndedit back to him. He then III hisown pipe, and as nobody In the Iof fhe captain would be 'Paint her rec^hoys!' and tho firemen worn I boa^the coal and wood on until th^^ furnace^glowed like the noonday sun ar^d thel^crimson glare could be seen for mile^' around run the dark river Thei enfor tho sport every man nt. th^boats would prepare for the contest a^If their lives depended on the ^^esult^I'pon entering the race the firat onle wardrecognised the little man with 1^the big glasses, the two were soon^Rinoklng and chatting like old frie/rnU^each using all the barrack room ver^^nacular at his command. Lyingupon the bed was a volume of .pa)rif ^ ro(). RIOW ^, mean a glorloti^^Barrack Koom Ballads.^ Picking it j Rood t|m), ol,|1(,r ^^ water or -in I ur^up and carelessly turning over the Tnp expri^,.s|,m Kr,.w -,(^rldwlde tintJ lea\at, the writer asked now it Is universal.^Washlngtoi I'nyon like Kipling's stuff about Times.^Tommy^ No! I think It's all nonsense,'' was '^the emphatic reply. Sodo I,^ added the great author,^In a cnnfltlentlal tone, and strick an^other match for his helpless coinpaii^Ion. Mother will find Mrs. Wlnsli*v'^Soothing Syrup the best remedy ti^ise for their children during the teeih^'ng period. In(he window of a Dunmow i^.ne-^lard) hostelry appears the notice:^^The Kncvclopella Brltannlca at your^service wlihln. Theman who so readily gives i^1 hla .eat In a trolly car to a swea^young girl Is usually the one that grati^(he easiest chair Ht home. Thesea 1. said to be gradually eat^^ing away the French toast, having^wlihln the last live years swal'owed^up no less Hum four hundred acres. Itis the man who Is defecated In^law suit who must always think Justin^Is blind SundaySchool Teacher- ^,| SiSS]^which Is th^^ !^est ds;' of Ihe Wee|^'^' Little.Ic/nny^^Pay day, pnp says. Theybay It Is best to Irwik ill the brightside but when some people jjlvs Sugar beets thrive In different hlr. I^you money you hsd better look on ^f soil In diverse climate and out^both side..I li^*e area. IfttSM aaft money aS^tal n.o'ill be^. iuulw eiiri.lill huw tliui AS^ la* Theprofessional vlollnir-t mauagt