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representing oil interests to a Sun Sunrepresentative Sunrepresentative Sunrepresentative
representative and Ive seen a lot lotprinted lotprinted lotprinted
printed but never a one have I struck struckthat struckthat struckthat
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beauty the thing that happened to my mybrother mybrother mybrother
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hearted chap that ever lived ed One day dayhe dayhe dayhe
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when he seen a sixfoot rattlesnake rattlesnakepinned rattlesnakepinned rattlesnakepinned
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room Window wide open Snake Snakecoiled Snakecoiled Snakecoiled
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ways and means the hat question came up upagain upagain upagain
again againIm againIm againIm
Im actually ashamed to go out said eaidMrs 1aid1rs saidMrs
Mrs Townsend What do you supposeMre suppose supposeMrs
Mrs Burton Mid to me the other day I Imet Imet
met her in State street and heavens how howshe howshe
she did gush over me Youd have thought thoughtI
I was her longlost sister You knoW how howawfulljr howawfulil
I awfulljr awfully nice she can be Oh its itrsbeen itsbeen 1t a abeen
been an age since Ive seen you and how howia howis howis
is ia Mr Townsend Townsendand and those dear sweet sweetchildren sweetchildren sweetchildren
children childrenI childrenHI
HI I dont see anything to arouse indigna indignation indignation indignation ¬
tion in that said Townsend It was waskind wastind waskind
kind or of her to inquire about bout me and I appredate ap appreciate apprecia ¬
predate precia e itwill it itWill itIVill
IVill Will you allow me to finish talking talkingJames tal talJames talkingJames
James JamesIll JamesIll JamesIll
Ill be glad to have you do so BOI soI
I suppose so You would be glad to toha toMfOe tohave
have ha e me eternally silent on the subject of ofanything ofanything ofanything
anything I need You get anything you youwant youwant
want and I can go on wearing the same sameold sameold sameold j
old dresses dre es and hats until they the drop into intorags intorags intorags
rags on me Im willing We e wont say sayanything saranything sayanything
anything more about it itBack itck itBack
Back ck up back up my dear said Town Townsend Townsend Townsend
send Youre getting off the thetrack track You Youbegan Youbegan Youbegan
began to say something about a hat and andthen andthen andthen
then you switched on to Mrs Burton Burtonand Burtonand Burtonand
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it was WI S you youyou you ou know how shortsighted shortsightedI
I am amand and then I recognized your hat hatend hatDnd hatend
end I knew that I couldnt be mistaken mistakenWell mistakenWell mistakenNell I
Well WellOh WellOh NellOh
Oh Ive no patience with you James JamesI
I wish you would try to have a little littleNoW littleNow littloNow I
Now wait a moment She told me she shewasnt shewasnt shewasnt
wasnt sure whether it was you and then thenshe I I Isheoh
she sheoh oh I catch on You didnt like it itthe itbecause
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became she knew your hat I see Thatsthe Thats t tthe
the idea is it You want to keep them themguessing themguessing themguessing
guessing on your our headgear headgeargive give them an anassortment anassortment anassortment
assortment that they cant memorize memorizeI I II 1I
I dont want them to reckon r their dates datesfrom datesfrom datesfrom
from the year that I got my hat hatWhich hatYhich hatWhich
Which hat hatHow hatflJIow hatHow
flJIow How many have I got pray prayI prayl prayI
I dont know Im sure my dear but butwe butwe butwe
we might go at it in a spirit of honest in inquiry inquiry inquiry ¬
quiry and approximate Theres that black blackround blackround I
round thing with the big steel buckle and andthe andthe andthe j
the widebrimmed one with the feathers feathersand feathersand feathersand
and the one fixed up with blue velvet and andthat andthat andthat
that white straw with the roses and posies posiesand posiesand posiesand I
and the bird hat and andare are you keeping keepingcount keepingcount keepingcount
count countId countId countId
Id try not to be absurd if I were you youYou youIY youYou
IY You ou wanted to know how many you youhad youhad youhad
had and I should think you would be bepuzzled bepazzled
puzzled at times timesTDo timesDo timesDo I
Do you know how many coats and andwaistcoats andwaistcoats
waistcoats and pairs of trousers you have havegot havei havegot I
got hanging up in your our closet Yet you youhave youhave youhave
have been talking of getting a new spring springsuit springsuitand springsuitand
suit suitand and hats There are 50 hats that thatyou thatyou thatyou
you havent worn in ten years but you keep keepon keepon keepon
on buying new ones Of course its all right rightfor rightfor rightfor
for you You need them I dontIf dont dontIf dont1I dont1I11f
11f If youll count them again carefully J Jdont Idont
dont think youll find more than 40 40Theres 40HTheresenough 40Theres
HTheresenough Theres enough of thorn anyway
You didnt hear me complain did you youI youI youI
I believe I have got some old clothes in the thecloset thecloiet thecloset
closet but you neednt let that worry you youIf
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to the ragman or give them to deserving deiervingtramps
trampsI tramps
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said when I gave away an old suit of yours yourslast yoUrs yoUrslast yourslast
last summer summerIve
Ive forgotten forgott n exactly what it was Wa Tell Tellme TeUme Tellme
me if you can remember Perhaps it will
have some bearing on the subject All sorta sortaof sortsof
of unlikely things happen at times timesI
I should be sorry to repeat what you yousaid yousaid
I said I would like to be able to forget but
Im not likely to I wonder you are not notashamed notashamed notashamed
ashamed to speak of it itI itI itI
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sibly sib I said what I did with the idea of im impressing impreiing impressing ¬
pressing you with a sense of the blamed
foolishness fooliah ess of giving away a 40 suit of ofclothes ofclothes ofclothes
clothes that I had worn wor only half a a dozen dozentimes dozent dozentimes
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listen to such language languageTlease languagePlease languagePlease
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more about my wardrobe How am I fixed
for socks I couldnt find a whole pair in
the drawer this thi morning morning when I wan dress ¬
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that you could I am gadding about all the
time and neglect the children and never
darn my husbands socks and let the house housego housego
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are djiiig to say it Im sorry that I dont dontsuit dontsuit
suit you my dear dearSee dearBee dearSee
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yourself that I have got a hat that is lit it to towear towear C
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