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BOOKSELLERS & STATIONERS,
MILLER & ELDER,
ISuoItHclIcrs uml titniionevs,
BLANK JJOOK MANUFACTURERS,
And Dealer In
No. 430, Market Street,
31 PillLADELl'jIIA, PA.
f CHARLES 3IAUARGK & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
P.-ipor, X&:i-h, See.,
No3. 30, 32, and 31, South Sixth Slroet,
taiulu to oilier, at .snort notice.' lulyii'
S01VER, liARNilS & I'OTTS,
IiiookseSJoivi & Statioaers.
And Dealers in
Nos. 530 Market and 523 Minor Streets,
Publishers of Sanders' New Header, and
(.j.mt jiiiuiiiieuc-i. also, Koliert s ilislorv of
IS LA IV St ISOOStS
Always on hand, and made to Order. 31t
CHI.s FLUID is warranted EQUAL to AitNOl.n's,
, iid m milU lit nmeii less imce. Tho nuiiiey
....; u-.uiiuhi in ui.isc uuying ii, ii it iious not
rove entirely sat.sla.aory.
wui'oi saie ly K aioi umer, New lilooiulleld.
MILLER iS ELDER,
430 Market Street.
Glass and Qneensware.
. L. KAUD. J. E. FjiKVMinir.
' Imi'ohteus asd JounEits or
li i n :x ; Glass
'Hind 303, Cherry St., between Arch & Rucc,
; : rniLADELPniA.
'(D Constantly o band, Original Assorted
icknges. 8. o. iy jj,
FOR PURE WATER, USE
Made of wild Cucumber wood, en
tireiy t'txtlvn, durable ami reUnifr;
lilt eiHHlold fashioned wooden pump,
made by machinery, ami therefore
Wflapw I" '"'''i ana aeciraIo In all lis parts,
TT'jf lil,s"K an equal amount of water.
ftmmiM 'i '" "sllR .nan hall tlie money.
IV;H8K iAV li"f-',d so us to be noil
i;.i':tlJ.ii freezm and in construction sosnn
f.Plpfil ll" thai anyone, can mil it up awl
W$$ Best and Cheapest.
Iff f?i1 CHARLES O. BLATOHI.KY.
Oflleo and Ware-room,
JKOs. Mi and m Filbert Street,
ClllC PI 11 LA DEL I'll I A . PA.
-These rumps can be ordered of the Mann-
uiui, ui r. iuoruiner a vu., jncw uioumiieiu.
BEAT INDUCEMENTS ottered to Churche
' ILIIll HllllllaV Kehllnlu. llnruiu mid M..ti,.l..,iu
Ailuou uiontKy Instalments.
v kf mii in
No. 18 North Rvntli Rt
DRUGS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS.
John Lucas & Co.,
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Wliiie Lead ami Color
Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St.,
SIDDALL & MARKLEY,
AND DEALERS IX
119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
A FULL STOCK of everthing connected with
tlio business, of the best quality, and at very
low prices. A good location for business, with a
ow rent and light expenses, enables us to offer In
ducements to buyers, and makes it worth their
while to give us a trial.
Philadelphia, 3. 8tf.
NAVES IiAISOIC !
Saves Time !
SAVES MOSEY !
"yyAINRIOIIT & CO'S
Will be found the best In use. Willi this Soap
washing may be done with half the labor required
when any other is used, and the saving in wenr ti
clothes is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif
teen Cents to try it, and after that you will use no
S.For sale by all Grocers, and bv F. Mi
New JJloomlleJd, Pa. 317
Worth its Weight in Gold !
rpiIIS Is what everybody who has used it says of
Fur PlirHimntl., Vfilita If ti.111 I...........
and elleet a permanent euro in a short I line.
ii is aiso i ue oesi remedy in the Worid lor Cuts.
Sprains,. Hruises and Burns, and not only giving
prompt relief trom pain, but heals without leaving
any scar. All who nave tried it. say no family
should be without it, for it is worth its weight in
iri. i ry a Dottle or it I No cure, No ray. 317
ISO- For sale at F. Mortimer's.
JiEXNSYLVANIA ELASTIC SI'ONGE CO.
No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET PHILADELPHIA.
A Substitute 'for Cut-led Half,
FOR ALL UPHOLSTERY PURPOSES.
It Is plifnncr thn ri PiaTin-im a n nii .......t.
i , '. ........ ..i. . wi unin, uuu iiiuv.ii
superior, Ihmiik tliu liglitost soltoat and most eliistii;
FOR MATTRESSES. I1LLOWS, CARRIAGE,
, CAR, AND CHAIR CUSHIONS.
Itislndestruetabie.fiee fronidust, perfectly clean
and for tlio sick is unequaled.as if soiled it iseusily
IT DOES HOT PACK
And is entirely free from Moth
Per.1011 ore requentert to examine tlte Cuthlon
Hjion(ie at tie oice oj the comHint,
Feb 8tf No. 1111 CHESTNUT STREET,
LLOYD, SUPFLEE, & 1VAJ.T0N,
No. 625 Market Street,
imc0, New Sloomftdii, $a.
DRY COODS HOSIERY & NOTIONS
John Shaffncr, Jr. E. S. Zicgler. Thco. Rumcl
SHAFFXER, ZIEOLER & CO.,
SHAFFNER, ZIEGLER Si CO.,
Importers and Dealers In
T II RE ADS, COMBS,
and every variety ot
AN "fancy goods,
No. 30, North Fourth Street,
Agents for Lancaster Combs.
BAHCHOFT & CO.,
Importers and Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
DIIY - GOODS,
Linens, White Goodtf, Hosiery, &.C.,
Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
Boots, Shoes, Hats and Caps.
: D. Miller. T. Rickert. C. II. Miller.
MILLER, RICKERT & CO.,
GKAYI5ILL & NEWCOMER,
Manufacturers and Wholesale Dealers in
HATS, CAPS, FUHS,
No. 349 North Third Street, 2d Floor,
4 11 ly 10
W. F. KOIILEBfi,
Hats, Caps, Furs,
1D3 NORTH THIRD STREET,
3 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA.
W. W. Paul.
D. J. Hoar.
II. L. Hood.
WM. W. PAUL" & CO.
BOOT AND SHOE
C23 Market St. and C14 Commerce Street,
JRADHURY'S AND OTHER
mitor ct- IXirlcy's ami E. P. Neetlham !k A'on's
OESAITS AND MELODEONS.
WM. O. FISCHER,
General Wholesale Aocnt,
1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street,
3 42 Cm. PI 11 LA DELPHI A
" The Red Horse Powders"
rjIHE; BEST TOWDERS in the World for
They will not only prevent, but wlllCuredlseasos,
and are the Cheapest, as well as the best Horse
1 owdors in use. Try them. For sale by St ores and
Drugg sts generally, and by F. Moutimeu, New
Blooiutiold, Pa. 33511
TOBACCO SECARS AC.
W. B. METCALFE,
MITCHELL & WARE,
Wholesale Dealehs in
TolTacco and Cigars,
NO. 8, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
9 Agents for Celebrated Star Navy. 4 221y
Thomas Robb. A. J. McConkey.
ROBB & McCONKEY,
And Wholesale Dealers in
LEAF AND MANUFACTU RED
TOBACCOS, SECftRS, SC.
No. 13 North Fifth Street,
(Between Market and Arch,)
A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lcwars. J. S.Glcim.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Tobacco, Segars, &c,
NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS.
. S. IIMT & JBKO'S,
Wholesale Dealers in
P I S II ,
114 South Delaware Avenne,
Below Chestnut St.,
Collins, CJcddcs & Co's Canned Fruits.
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
North East Corner of 2nd and Areh Street?,
W. A. Arwoon. Isaac W. Ranok.
ATWOOD, BANCK & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers in all kinds of Pickled and Sal
I XI ,
No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street,
3 40 01116 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
PATTERSON & NEW LIN,
G 0 M M IS S 1 0 N iM E R C II A N T S
No. 120 ARCH STREET,
I'll ilalelph la ,
S- The sale of Eggs, seeds, Grain and Wool,
Please send for a Circular. 4 1U8
7 & GROCERS
January 1, 18C9.
B&T A Ptump ppenkcr cxclnimcd : "I
know no North, no South, no East, no
West, fellow citizens," Then," ex
claimed an old farmer in the crowd, " it's
time you weut to Bchool and learnt jogra
phy." Tn the old time a Connecticut pas
tor (h diiicil an addition of $100 to lim
salary, for the reason, amorty others, that
the hardest part of his labors had been
the collection of his salary, and it would
kill him to collect $100 more.
At a Sunday School in Ilipon, a
teacher asked a little boy if lie knew what
the expression "sowing tares" meant.
" Coui th I does," said he, pulling the iv.t
of his little breeches around in" front
" there's a tear my ma sewed. I teared
it slidin' down hill."
JOQT" As Pat Ilogan, a recently arrived
emigrant, sat enjoying his connubial bliss
upon the banks of a Southern creek, ho
espied n turtle emerging from the stream.
" Oeh, honey !" he exclaimed, " that ivcr
1 should come to Arueriky to see a snulf
box walk !".
&W An Irishman, being a little fud
dled, was afiked what was his religious be
lief. " Is me bclafo ye'd bo askingabout ?
It's the same as the Widdy Brady. I
owe her twelve shillings for whiskey, and
she bclaves I'll never pay her and faith
that's me belafe too."
Curran being at a party at the
seat of an Irish nobleman, one of the
company, who was a physician, strolled
nut, before dinner into tho churchyard.
Dinner being served up, and tho doctor
not returned, some of tho company wero
expressing their surprise where he had
gone to. " Oh," says Curran, " he has
just stepped out to pay a visit to some of
his old patients."
J&S&- " Vat ish dem tings dat has a got
a long bill und go 'buz'" inrjuiicd a
Dutchman of a man at a hotel, win ve ho
had put up the night heforo. "I suppose
you mean woodcocks," returned he.
" Veil 1 kill dwenty woodcocks in n:ino
chamber bed last night." " O.you mean
mosquitoes." " Veil den I kill dwenty
mosquitoes," returned tho Dutchman.
A few years ago a little fellow was
taken by his father to a carpenter to
bo bound apprentice to him, after tho
fashion of those times. In settling tho
business, the master, who was one of tho
stiff kind, observed : " Well, boy, I sup
pose you can cat most anything, can't
you? 1 always make my boys' live on
what they don't like." "I love every
thing but mince pie and apple pie !" w..s
the boy's instant reply,
S5- A good story ia told of the late
M. do Balzac. One night, while Jyiii"
awake in bed he saw a man enter hi?
room cautiously, and attempt to pick the
luck of his writing desk. The roguo
was not a little disconcerted at hearing a
loud laugh from tho occupant of Uie
apartment, whom he supposed asleep.
' Why do you laugh ?" asked the thief.
" I am laughing, my good fellow," laid
M. de Balzac, " to think what pains you
are taking, and what risk you run, in
hope of finding money by night in a desk
where the lawful owner cannot On 1 auv
by day." J
C A Michigan constable, from whose
custody a prisoner had escaped with only
a shirt on, while in search of the convict,
was told hy one of his neighbors that
there had appeared at the house of the
latter, iluriug the night, an individual
who was stark naked and who refused to
give any account of himself. The neigh
bor further said that the stranger was
still in his house, and might yet be taken.
The constablo flew around, got his hand
cuffs, and rode up to tho residence of his
informant, to find that the lady of the
house had given birth to a fine baby.
A Lady was told the other day by
a traveling gentleman that in a certain
country every lady who had a small mouth
was provided with a husband by the gov
crnniont. " Ith it pothiblc," gaid tho lady mak
ing her mouth as email as sho could.
Tho gentleman added, that ii' a hdy
had a largo mouth, she was provided with
" My gracious," exclaimed the JiJdy, at
tho same time throwing her mouth ojien
to its fujl extent.
The gentleman became alarmed, made
his escape almost immediately, and ha
not been heard of eiuce.