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DRUCS, MEDICINES AND PAINTS.
BOOKSELLERS & STATIONERS.
MILLER & ELDER,
Booksellers ami Stationers,
BLANK HOOK MANUFACTURERS,
And Dealers in
No. 430, Market Street,
31 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
CHARLES MAGARGE & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers in
IPsxpei, JL&ag-s, Ace.,
Nos. 30, S2, and 34, South Sixth Street,
9- Paper any Size, Weight, Color and Quality,
made to order, at short notice. luly41
SOWER, BARNES & POTTS,
Booksellers & Stationers,
And Dealers in
Nos. 530 Market and 523 Minor Streets,
3- Publishers of Sanders' New Headers, and
Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, Itobort's History ot
the United States, Helton's Outline Maps, &c.
Always on hand, and inado to Order. 3H
Wi-itinir Uliiia !
THIS FLUID Is warranted EQUAL to Aunold's,
mid Is sold at much less price. The money
will he refunded to those buying it, If it does not
prove entirely satisfactory.
WB-i'or sale by 1'. Mortimer, New Bloomtleld.
MILLER & ELDER,
430 Market Street,
Glass and Queensware.
A. L. Kaub J. E. Freymire.
KAITB & F11Y3IIRE,
lMPOitTr.ua and Joiwbks op
O li i n si, , Gr 1 iv !S
QUEEN SW ARE,
301 and 30S, Cherry St., between Arch & Kuce,
117" Constantly on hand, Original Assorted
Packages. 3. 9. ly 10
PUMPS ! TUMPS I
FOlt rUHE WATEIt, USE
jl TUB CELEllltATEO
iin,i Ai ..,n,i -i ..i .. ...
',U JUiHIUUl n 1111 .llt;illllUII W1MMI, I'll"
the L'ood old-fashioned wooden pump,
made by machinery, and therefore
jBV " i.-m Pericct aiiu accurate in an lis pans,
iU--iiv2I rillsin8 an eiual amount of water,
Ylnnimr n mm uubuiii; lunn tuau lliltl llic money.
iVr ' ! Ka"y arranged so as to be noil
V, i' t 1 1 ,'. freezing, and in construction sosim
:'f,;' un lle that any one can nut it up and
S. "I Kep it in repair. After thorough
III' 'I' trlul it to ackimwliwl .! tho
$ oesi ana oneapest.
n i J m .
CIIAKLES G. BLATCHLEY,
3. Ofllce and Ware-room,
Nos. 624 and 62i Filbert Street,
415 6ni61 .PHILADELPHIA, PA.
"These Pumps can be ordered of the Manu
facturer, or F. Mortimer & Co., New lHooniUcld.
LLOYD, SUPPLEE, & IV ALTON,
w Market Street. . ! , .,
John Lucas & Co.,
PURE SWISS GREEN,
White Lead and Color
Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St.,
. WRIGHT & SIDDALL,
AND DEALERS IN
110 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
A FULL STOCK of everthlng connected with
the business, of the best quality, and at very
low prices. A good location for business, with a
ow rent and light expenses, enables us to oifer In
ducements to buyers, and makes it worth their
while to give us a trial.
Philadelphia, 3. 8tf.
SAVES LAROK !
Saves Time !
AINltKJHT & C'O'S
Will be found tho best In use. With this Soap
washing may be done with half the labor required
when any other Is used, and tho saving In wear to
clothes Is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif
teen Cents to try It, and after that you will use no
W3-For sale by all Oroccrs, and by F. Mortimer,
New Uloomileld, Pa. 317
Worth its Weight in Gold!
rrUIIS Is what everybody who has used i( says of
For ltheumatic Pains It will give instant relief
and effect a permanent euro in a short time.
It is also the best remedy in the World for Cuts,
Sprains, Jirulscs and Burns, and not only giving
prompt relief from pain, but heals without leaving
any scar. All who have tried It, say no family
should bo without it, for it is worth its weight in
Try a bottle of It I No cure. No Pay. 317
ftS. For sale by F. Mortimer & Co.
WOOD AND WILLOW WARE.
UKAYBIfJL A CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c,
And a fine assortment of
Wood and Willow Ware,
No. 313, North Third Street,
January 1, 18CJ.
W. 1L Piper. t w. A. Okiiison.
, V. II. lIl10It At CO.,
Trunks, Valises, Travelling Eags,
No. 40 North Fourth Street,
(In Merchants Hotel Building)
SOLID SOLE LEATHEK TKUNK8 A SPE
CI ALT Y. . , . 418Iyll
DRY COODS HOSIERY. NOTIONS
John Shaffner, Jr. E. 8. Zlcgler. Tlieo. Kuniel
SUAFFNER, ZIEGLEIt & CO.,
SIIAFFNElt, ZIEGLF.lt & CO.,
Importers and Dealers in
TH BEADS, COMBS,
and every variety of
No. 36, North Fourth Street,
Agents for Lancaster Combs,
BARGROFT & CO.,
Importers and Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
DRY - GOODS,
Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c.,
Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
Boots, Shoes, Hats and Caps.
F. D. Miller.
C. II. Miller.
MILLER, RICKERT & CO.,
GRAVBILL & NEWCOMER,
Manufacturers and Wholesale Dealers in
HATS, CAPS, FURS,
No. 349 North Third Street, 2d Floor,
4 11 ly 10
W. F. TCOHLER,
Hats, Caps, Furs,
Stra v - O- o o d h ,
153JfORTll THIRD STREET,
3 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA.
W. W. Paul.
D. J. Hoar.
H. L. Hood.
WM. W. PAUL & CO.
BOOT AND SHOE
023 Market St. and C14 Commerce Street,
JJIIADBURY'S AND OTHER
laylor Parley's und E. P. Necdham t Son'
ORGANS AND MELODEONS.
WM. O. FISCHER,
General Wiolesale Agent,
1018 Arcli Street and 21 North Eleventh Street,
3 42 0m. PHILADELPHIA
O. W. liUSSELL,
No. 22 North Sixth Street, opposite Commerce,
Importer and Dealer in
French and American Clocks,
-Particular attention paid to Fine Watch
and Clock Repairing.
- Agent for STEVENS' TATENT TURRET
CLOCK, the best and cheapest Turret Clock in the
Inquiries by mail for Information regarding
Clocks or Watches will be cheerfully answered.
l'hlladelphla, 4.1101 y
' January 1. I860."
TOBACCO SECARS &C.
WM. H. KENNEDY,
IKeiiipliill V Chandler,
Tobacco, Scgars, &c,
No. 222 MARKET STREET,
3- A full Stock of the Celebrated Monitob Na
vy, always on hand. 4 a2 lylu -
W. D. METCALFE,
James liussel & Co.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Tobacco and Cigars,
No. 11, South Front Street,
S Agents for Celebrated Star Navy. 4 221y
Thomas Robb. A. J. McCokkey.
ROBB & McCONKEY,
And Wholesale Dealers in
LEAF AND MANUFACT URED
TOBACCOS, SEGARSt &C
No. 13 North Fifth Street,
(Between Market and Arch,)
A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lewars. J. S.Glelm.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Tobacco, Segars, &c,
NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET,
CROCERIES AND PROVISIONS.
. P. KWICIIT & JtlUVS,
Wholesale Dealers iu
114 South Delaware Avenne,
Below Chestimt St.,
Collins, Gcddes & Co's Cnuncd Fruits.
S. 15. TAYIOK,
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?,
W. A. Atwood.
Isaac W. Hanck.
ATWOOD, RANCK & CO.,
Wliolesale Dealers in all kinds of Tickled and Salt
No. 210 North Wharves, above Kace Street,
3 40 6ni6 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
PATTERSON & NEWLIN,
C OJJMISSION MERCHANTS
No. 120 AKCH STREET,
The sale of Eggs, Seeds, Grain and Wool
- l'lease send for a Circular, 4s 81
JCST Teacher" T-h-a-t spells'" what ?"
Urif;ht scholar "'Doea it, I thought it
spelt that. -
J5 " I go through my work, so the'
needle said to the idlo ..boy.',, '.'.Dyt. not
until you are hard pushed," said the idle
boy to the needlo. '
BS?" Daniel Purcell was desired !,ono,
night in company to make a pun extem
pore. "vnac subject i said Dan.'
Tho Kmor." nnswrcd the other. Oli '
the King is no subjoct." " ;
US?" In a recent trial of a case for n'su,
sault and battery, the counsel said : "I
wm now introduce an eye-witness of the
affair, Samuel Smith." " What is your,
occupation, sir r " Ulind beggar. ,: :; '
B " Susan B. Ahthonv 1ms lippn'
speaking a good deal lately, and has
caught what is called "minister's sore
throat." She has never been able, how
ever, to catch the minister himself.
BS5" A Vermont crirl wants to ltnnw 5f
tho woman's riorhts movement inelndeR
the right to do the courting. Kit does,
she is in for it, as the men in her vicinity
are very bashtul. There is something
practical in that.
A- " What are-you about?" inquired
a lunatic of a cook, who was industriously
stripping the feathers from a , fowl.
" Dressing a chicken," answered the cook.
" I should call this undressing," said the
crazy fellow, in reply. The cook looked
8" A gentleman fond of using high-
flown language, sometimes made very
laughable mistakes. . lie had the honor
of presiding at a Sunday school celebra
tion, and after one of the speeches, he ad
dressed the audience, telling them that
they would now have " some vocal music
on the bra?s band."
JBS?" One Doctor Duncan received a
severe injury from something in the
shapo of a cow skin, somewhere in the
neighborhood of Cincinnati. "Where
were you hurt, doctor?" said a friend.
" Was it near the vertebrae ?" " No, no J"
said the disciple of Galen; " It was near
the race course."
BSy An Israelite lady, sitting in the
same box at an opera with a physician,
was much troubled with ennui, and hap
pened to gape. " Excuse me madam,"
said the doctor. " 1 am glad you did
not swallow me."
" Give yourself no uneasiness," replied
the lady, " I am a Jewess, and never eat
JG6T"Not long since, one of the learned
counsel in a small suit deemed it . neces
sary to shake the testimony of a Mr.
Samuel Butterworth, by impugning hia
veracity. A witness was called to the
stand. " Do you know Samuel Butter
worth ?" " Yes." " What is Butter
worth ?" " Two and ten-pence a pound,
although some folks have paid as high as
The Providenco Press says that
one of tho census enumerators put down
in list twins opposite the names of two
children, and against the first he designa
ted Providence as the birthplace. Wash
ington sent the list back to have the de
ficiency accounted for. What they wanted
to know was, where the other twin was
fJZerah Colburn,thc wonderful boy
calculator, was asked at one of his levees,
as a catch question, " Knowing the dis
tance pray, can you tell mo how many
cows' tails it would take to reach from
our earth to tho moou ?" Nothing daunt
ed, the boy archly replied: "Yes sir,
one if it were long enough I" Tho au
dience applauded Zerah's wit and laughed
at his would-be confounder.
VST " Why, Bill, what's the matter
with you ? You look down in tho mouth."
" Well, Peter, I dare say if you'd been
through what I have you'd look bad too."
"What's the matter ?" " Well, you know
Sarah Snivels, don't you Peter ?" " Yes."
" I discarded her last night." " You did I
what for?" "Well, I'll tell you. She
said she wouldn"t marry mo, and I'd dis
card any girl that would treat mo in that
BS?" " Mary, why did you kiss your
hand to the young gentleman opposite
this morning?" said a careful parent to
his blooming daughter. . : ,
" Why, the fellow had the impudenco
to throw a kiss clear aoross the street at
me, and, of course, I threw it back indig
nantly. You wouldn't have me encour
age him by keeping it, would you ?"
Suspicious paternal relative is convinced
that he drew an erroneouB inference.- "