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"We will cling to the Pillars of the Temple of Liberties, and if it must fall, we wil rrla an. t iuins.
SIMNI s, BlIRISOE & CO., Proprietors. ;EDGEFIELD, S. DECEMBER 22, 1858.
CAROLINA HIGH SCHOOL,
COLUMBIA, S. C.,
-0
PrizaodPaMe.
A. B. BRUMBY, A. M.-Latin and Mathematics.
J. WOOD DAVIDSON, A. NI.-Greek and English.
T. BEZANCON, Graduate Univ. France-French.
[HE ANNUAL TERM is divided Into two ses
sions of five scholastic months each, begin
ning respectively on the first Monday of October
and March-the second closing with an Examita
tion. Pupils received at any time. Students pre
pared for the South Carolina Col'ese or other
Literary Institutions, and for-the practical pursuits
of life.
7erms-$30.00 a session. French, $15.00 extra.
For further particulars, address either of the
Principals.
REFERExcus: Columbia, $. C.-Faculty S. C.
College, Revs. J. H. Thornwell, D. )., P. J. Shant',
S. Townsend, Capt. A. R. Taylor, C. P. Pelham,
Esq., and Patrons of the School generally ;
Charleston-Gen. W. E. Martin, Col. I. W. Ilayne;
Winnsboro-Hon. J. A. Woodward, Maj. J. 11
Rion; Chester-Hemphill and Gaston, Esqrs.;
orkville-S. W. Blelton, Esq ; Charlotte, N. C
Win. Johnston, Esq., Savanna, Ga -Bp. Elliot,
Rev. D. H. Porter; fontgomery, Ala.-Elmore
and. Culp, Esqrs: Mobile-Col. J. M. Withers;
Few Orleans, La.-Rov. B. M. Palmer, D. D.
Dec. 15, 1858, 4t 49
Happy Valley Academy,
T HIS School which Is situated near the resi
dence of J. F. BuNss, nine miles North
west of Edgefield Village, will commence on the
24th January next, under the charge of its former
teacher, Miss JULIETT M. P1CKl.RING.
The Scholastic year will be divided into two
Sessions, the first of 24 weeks, and the second of
16 weeks.
Terms for the English branches, $20 per year
For French $12-Music, $40, and $4 for the use
of Piano. Scholars will be charged from the time
of entrance till the close of the Session, except in
cases of sickness.
gW-Good board can be procured near the School
at $7 per month.
Dec 18 5t* 49
KING'S MIIOUNTAIN
MILITARY SCHOOL,
YORKVILLE.. S. C.
Pnxcr- Maj. M. JENKINS,* Prof. Mathematics.
PALS. Capt. A. CO W A RD,* Prof. French.
Lient. C. A. SEABROOKt Prof. Latin 4 Greek
E. M. LAW,* Prof. llistory 4- Mathematics.
R. K. THOM AS.* Prof. Belles Lettres.
R. T. HARPER,* Prof Eng. 4. Arithmetic.
B. P. BOYD, Bursar.
Drs. BARRON & BRATTON, Surgeons.
TzRtxs:-For all School Expenses, i e , Tuition,
Boarding, Light, Fuel, tationery,. Books, and
medical attendance, $200 per scholastic year.
No Pupil under twelve or over eighteen years of
age will be received.
For further information apply to Principals,
References:-Gen. James Jones, colummia, a.!
C.; Gen. D. F. Jamiason, Orangeburg, %. C.; Gen.
j. H. Means, Buckhead, S. C; Gen. Daniel Wal
lace, Jonesville, S. C.; Col. I. V. Wilson, Soc ty
Hill, S. C.; Gen. R. G. M. Dunovant, Ninety-Six
Depot, S. C.
* Graduates of the S. C. Militiry A cademy.
t.Graduate of the S. C. College.
Yorkville, S. C., Dec. 1, 1658 3t 47
School Notice,
H AVING been tendered, by the Trustees of
the " Fuller institutute," the use of their
commodious Building, Apparatue, Furniture, &c.,
my School, for the instruction of Girls and young
Ladies, will be resumed on the 17th of .lanuary
next, without the aid of Truste4 s. All the Eng
lish branches, with Music, French, Drawing,
Painting, Wax Work, Needle Work, &c., will be
taught.
The scholastic year will be divided into two
sessions, first commencing 7th of January and
closing 81st of July; second commencitg 5th
September and closing 10th of December. That
every facility may be offered for a tl~orough edut
cation, the services of my sister, Mrs. M. A.
BL AND, have been engaged, who will assist me
in the Musical and Ornamental departments.
Thankful for the liberal patronage heretofore be.
stowed, I hope, by strict attention and unremit
ting industry, to receive a continuance of the
sameANIE C. GOTT.
Greenwood, S. C., Dec. 8, . 3m 48
Red Bank Academy.
ITHE Exercises of this School wlhl be resumed
..on the 2nd Monday in January next, under
themanagenment of Mr. J. W. KEMP, who is well
versed in the Classics, and whose services with us
the past year has given satisfactory evidence of
his general Scholarship and efficiency as a teacher.
'The following will be the rates of Tuition per
;Scholastic year, viz:
Spelling, Reading, Writing and Arithmetic, $12.
'The above, with English Grammar and Gleo
rhy 18,00
'The above with Algebra, Geometry, &c. 22,00
The above with Latin and Greek, 35,00
Good board can be had in families convenient
to the Academy at $8 per ,ntonth.
W. S. MOBLEY, 1
E. MOBLEY, !
J. Rt. EIDSON,.
BENJ. EDWA RDS, '2
TI. JENN NGS. I
LEWIS RUSHITON.J
Dec 13 St 49
Long Branch Academy,
rrtHIS Institution will re-open on the first Mon-it
.Lday in January, and the Session will close
about the middle or June. several vacatncies have
occurred bsy students going into business.
Early applications are solicited, and will be
.promptly answered. Motnthly Cireulat s will t e
ig~ued, containing the number of Recitations and
their degree of perfection, absence, deportment, & c
The strictest discipline will -be exercised, and a
dissipated or immoral studeut cannot remain.
JAS. E. CROSSLAND, Prim.
Beach Island, S. C , Dec 13 45 49
STEVENS' CREEK ACADEMY,
T HEB exercises of this Academy will be re
sumed on the 1st Monday in J~itutary next.
under the supervision of J. W1. McCANTS, Ksi ,
a graduate of Emory and Henry College, of Yir
le came to this neighborhood with the best of
recommeln.lationls as to character and qualificationis,
and we can now testify to the fact ourselves,_ he
having tanaht five months to our entire sati.-actiont
Young men wishiing to prepiare for Col:e.:e, we
do not think could do better than to conme to outr
school. it is in a uood neighborhood where board
.can be obtained at cheap prices.
J. 8. SMYLY,)
J1. LANDRUM, ~ Trustees.
D. C. TOMiKINS,)
Nov. 21, 1858 0L 40
. OUND on the 26th Nov. last, in the Martin
F3 T-~un -od, near Dr. Thos. Lake's. a P0 -
:Er BiOOK containing a sum of MONE Y, which
:.the owner can have by proving property.
Fur tutther particulars, address mue at Kisy's
.X Ruals, Edsegield District, S. C.
'RANSOM HOLLOWAY.
DoeS 3t 48
Written for the Edgefseld Advertiser.
THOU ART-WHRE I
BY JENNY WOODBINE.
Shall we ever side by side
Kneel in yonder house of prayer,
And by sorrow purified,
Pour our heart's devotion there?
With sweet strains of music stealing,
With :oft anthems upward pealing,
Shall we two, submisive kneeling,
llow in prayer?
No! for fate our hope has thwarted;
We have loved-and we have parted;
Lone I pine, and broken-heartd
Thou art-where?
'Tis the holy Sabbath dlay,
Bells ring out from every street;
Earthly pilgrims wend their way
To the shrine where Christians meet.
But my heart with wild emotion
Like the roaring wave's commotion
Beats, instead of pure devotion.
And a tear
Steals adown my cheeks in sorrow,
As I strive more faith to borrow
Thou art-where?
Would more strength were given to crush
This deep woe 'tis mine to bear;
And in vain, I strive to hush
Earthly thoughts in fervent prayer.
But the thought that we are riven,
Comes between my soul and heaven
Would I less of love had given
To thee there
For when I, in prayer am kneeling,
Still a bitterness of feling
Will conue o'er :ny spirit stealing
Thou art-where?
Everything seens now to tell,
'Tis the holy Sabbath day;
But thou hear'st no Sabbath bail
0n the waves and far away;
Far from all who love aul know thee
Blue above-and blue below thee
May the angels kind watch o'er tece.
Safely bear
Thee, loved one, o'er yonder Ocean
Teat u..
Does a fond thought eve,
'Thou art-where?"
Ne'er a prayer to heaven dut go
But I think of thee-ny friend
Oh! twould glad my leart to know
Thou to ine one thougdH didst lend.
When in memories entrancing
Thy fond heart is backward glancing
Caust thou see my dark eyes dancing
As of yore?
But 'tis vain this self-deceiving,
iope can cheat me to believing
Never more.
ACe CSTA, GA.
Written for the Advertiser.
R. DINGLEYTS TOUR TO GEORGIA.
DY S. A. L.
Dear reader, I gave you an insight into the
pculiarities of the aforesaid gentleman some
tie ago. and hope it did not weary you too
uch for your interest to flag over the following
:etch:
Durhams, and Berkshires, Shangaes and Cab
bges, all save wile and children, had ceased -to
onopolize the Doctor's affections, and he con
luded, as it was pretty hard getting a living
ot of the worn out old fields in dear old Caro
lia, that he would try the West. So after
snding a few *hands to Texas, and having the
eperiment to try of leaving the 'gude wife'
te ' bairn,' and the coffee pot, for a month or
ore, to see to affairs so far from home, he
appened, in a fortunate moment, to think of
Baker," the present El Dorado of dissatisfied
dgefield farmers. Well, so the time came
aound and poor Mrs. Dingly, with a foreboding
eart and a pretty copious shower of tears, bade
i God bless himt, and like a flash of lightning
he was off. The poor nervous mortal that she
i-I hope she will excuse mne for the compli
aent-had such dreams, and visions of robbers
ad collisions, boiler burstings and pneumonia,
s to grieve herself sick-.and, instead of her
cry being like the speecless Irishman for three
hole days, "water, water, water;" it was
Dioctor, Doctor, Doctor."
The time came round for his return, and after
eering through the gloom until it had dat kened
nto night she gave up in despair. Father gone,
nther sick, the two little daughters ini trouble,
nd Geordie suffeiring with the car ache. There
as this addition to little Sophie's evening prayer
s she lisped it at her mother's bed side, " Pray
les dear papa over again, and bring him home
o poor sick mama and his little children." Two
rhole days must intervene before the wanderer
c uld return,-and the poor wifeu so sick andl
uxious. After a tedius wrestle with scorching
everr and dark fore.bodings, the next periodi for
he stage's return came round and a servant
as deupatchedl for muaster. Neighbors and
friends had been to olffer aid,-somec to cheer
mdna cI'ol., somle to di:.courage with unpleasant
umor.4 of sickne,-s and death. The evening
axed andI wauned and the servant returned
vith the tidings, " Master haint come, Mistess;,
ouldn't hear nzothuia' 'bout himz. I'm gitting
nighty oneasy. Dont know what to think."
The poor wife's troubles had reached their cli
ax-the Hope defErred which maketh the
hea.t ak had attained its culminating point
and she gave up in despair. " Oh, I know thz
he is sick, and perhaps dying, aud that amon
strangers. Oh! Father have mercy upon him.
" Mary," she added to a friend who was wit
her, to console and cheer, "I know I shall neve
see him again. With this fever and my anxit
ty, I cannot bear up much longer. If I shoulda
live to see iim, do not bury me until he returns.
"0 cousin Sophie, don't talk so. There's i
danger of your dying, and he is detained wit
business."
But no comfort would the wife tike, save tha
unspeakable privelige of lifting her heart to th
Comforter on high. One more day of the t wi
which must intervene before the next arrival o
the stage, after hours of unspeakable anguish n
body and mind, and in a paroxysm of despait
she lifted her heart to the source of all Aid wit]
the cry, " Ob, Thou who didst raise Lazarus t
his weeping sisters, in the days of Thine incar
nation, canst rhou not bring my husband home
Is not Thy power as great now as then?"
when Mary, with a bound, screamed " The Doc
tor is coining !"
Reader, I draw a veil over that meeting. Ev
ery true husband and wife can realize it, unde
similar circumstances. And as Mrs. Dingley ant
her troubles-poor woman-have caused along di
gression, P'il try and proceed with the affairs o
my hero.
"Oh my dear, sweet, precious, sugar plum
papa," sang little pet ISophie,1 "I'm so gla'
you've come." The echo had scarce died awaiy
when a troup of little darkies entered, "IIowd)
master, how you do sir? fim so glad to see you,'
exclaimnd Jim, his eyes looking somewhat aftei
the fashion of shooting stars, "1m glad tot
mnarster," chimed in Paul-"Master did yot
bring me my hat," and thus, with the different
feelings which influence one another, did theii
characters show themselves. Reader, methink:
the prayers that were wafted to Ieaven that
night, on the snow wings of gratitude, were
overburdened with their weight of thunkfulness
and content.
The next morning, on the Doctor's making
is appearance, there was a general jubilation
from pigs and calves, shangaes and geese-even
the old Turkey put on a strut equal to the most
Ttroadway daudy; neighbors flocked
and desolate, Luw .....- - --
these shall the jewels of God be made up. By
this standard is the mai measured, and not by
his weight in powers of flesh.
Dont read me a homily on long prefaces, Mr.
Editor. i'll not trespass again. Nor think Mrs
Dingly outstepped her prerogative when she
told mie this. Because you see, although she
gave me no leave to hold up her husband's vir
tues, but his hobbies, to -the world, the poor
over-joyed creature was foolish enough to look
so sincere and so happy when she discoursed
upon his goodness to her and to every body else,
I couldn't refrain from writing it.
The Doctorset outon the mornig mentioned,
nd without accident reached Augusta. H~e
here had the happiness to meet some valued
friends from A bhevilie, the Rev. Mr., C. M. B.
and lady, and with the friend who was to ac
ompany him, they took the cars. There wvas
s usual sundry mishaps and stoppages--but as I
am not posted up in all the tecknicalities of rail
road traveling, I shalnot attempt to enumerate.
After passing through the different flourishing
villages and towns of our enterp)rising sister
State,. and meeting with some valued acquain
tances, conspicuous among whom was Dr. Joseph
-, of Augusta, he arrived at Albany, and
stopped at that most desirable of stopping places
for the way-worn traveller, " Byington's." Trhe
Doctor advises all Carolinians to give the-pro.
prietor a call; they cant fail to be miore thani
pleased.
Dr. Dingly and his friend then proceededl land
unting. After a tedious and weary ride, as
the pall of night began to descend from Iheaven,
they looked about for a resting place. After ar
unsuccessful application or so, they were forced
to accept the hospitalities of "Wade," one of
the colored population. There was not even at
ebony damsel to give life to the household. The
poor wearied Doctor threw his languid, wor
out limbs upon a hard matress, to rest, rest, rest
Oh, reader ! that blessed word rest ! We cat
never appreciate it to its full extent until wvt
realize it in Iheaven. With fever coursinf
through his veins atnd a violent sore throat did
h lie down on the uninviting bedl. After:a
long nap, produced by fatigue and illness, ha
was called to supper. The travellers took theit
seat at the board, oin which was spread an anti
quated lookitig lien, fried wvithiout lard, and
hoe cake of corii bread, but the coffee whern
was it ? It A rabia, or the West Indies, for al
I know. It was nt there,-nei ther on th<
hearth. Poor disappointed Dr. Dingley. 1
Iever visions of home crossed his path during hi
visit, it wa.s then. The coifee pot that is eve
Iawaiting his return at home. loomted up like
iirage in the desert before his fevered eyelid.
" h mty wife, my children, and miy coffee pol
how cati I do with out you," groaned the poo
fellow, as he threw himself for the second tim
on the uncomifortabhle matrtess. Methinks if th
Doctor dreamed at all that night, it wasc
great driedl deserts, with long-legged Shanghta
strtinig about, each with a hoe cake suspende
from his neck,-and away ini the distance soml
bright oasis, whose hbriimful foutntain had bee
trasmogified into coffee, with his wife as pr
siditg genius, dipping it up by the ladle ful
anl lhe poor fellow, like Tantalus, striving
reach it, but nevei- succeeding.
The friend who was with the Doctor had
fellow-suffierer looke(o miserably woe-begone,I
that he was kept alivel eough sheer aniusement.
The next morning, ieir great delight, they h<
hi were informed that breakfast could be fe
r! had at the house of in humble circum
stances near by. Th tor will never forget Cc
t the good woman who treated him to that de- f
licious and fragrant eltof "'Java," that morn
D ing. Suffice it, it full~ mpensated himt for the
IIl privations of the prev us night.
After another day o iard riding and indispo
t sition, he arrived at t 'hospita.le maion 6f
a Capt. U. M. R- t, fi erly of our State, and
a whole-souled Carolin'i. If ever weary wan
(derers were conipen:-4d fur hardships and h<
f heart aches, it was th octor and his friend at
, this house, whose w ch word is hospitality. dI
i With an elegant man sR and every convenience w
and comfort of life, a arden of rosws such as
- bloomed by "Bendeneer's stream," and a lit la
abode for the daintiesifairies that ever a Per- C
- sian Hafiz sung, and reover with hcarts as
- big as meeting lou. nd a "home large
enough to entertain ry Carolinian,"-how t1
could travellers be any hing else save satisfied, 9
surprised, delighted. the kind-hearted and
I honored Master and A tress of that mansion,
God's benison rest now d through all eternity, n
I for the more than cup of cold water given so tl
heartily to one of His tleones. And more- B
not only to them and heirs, but to the polite I1
servant who did his m towards his entertain- tt
ment.
After a hearty and teful response for fa
Yours bestowed, our ravellers wended their
way to the homestead f our old fellow citizen, p
A. T. 11., where they ere warmly and most
hospitably entertained Dr.' Dingly having
been, in years gone ly the family physician of
said gentleian, was '. eted mon.t enthusiasti
cally by the warm earted mistress of the di
house, and even every ran to give a hearty
shake of the hand to " 4as Doctor." One who fu
had left his master ia -arolina to go with his
wife, and who had I l'onged in the Doctor's
family, declared he t intended to wait on I
Mis John just as long As he staid;" and, among
other enquiries, asked egerly.after old Master, ar
Miss Betsy and his little banturn en. a
Well, travellers must be travelling, and so in
flpi efo)zc~r a-3. I-:-. r. ..4 fI.
silvery m --
etrable gloom.
It was the Doctors good fortune to make the in
acquaintance of several noble-hearted Georgians, c
beside those mentioned: Esq. B--n and his h
digniied and lady-like wife, Mr. T. B--r, Dr.
B-y and many others, to whom he will ever af
recur with pleasure.
After purchasing a place on which the two si
land-seekers hope to reap abundant harvests,
the Doctor's heart began to yearn for home and
family. Again at Albany lie had the pleasure
of dining at " Byingtons," with Capt. U. M. R.
and lady- se
A t Macon, a town on the route, he met a large d
numiber of the ancient and honored fraternity "
of Master Masons, who were convening at their
Lodge there. The Doctor hail the Jleasuire of
being greeted warmly by many of the brother
hood. Blessings on all on earth who wear the fr.
glorious motto, " Faith, Hope, Charity," and
whose Ultima thleae, is the amelioration of the ci
woes and sorrows of which man is inheritor- tI
Well, reader, the "Iron Horse" p~uhfed and d~
snorted like one possessed ; the di -tance lessened
and lessened until Augusta was again reached. I
In Ilamiburg familiar faces greeted him on t
every turn, and a neighbour gave the unwelcome
intelilgence, (delicately though, reader, and not bi
as if he was glad he had bad news to give) that pr
the poor wife was at home sick and suffering;
and not only did lie synpathize, but he cheer- al
fully gave up his own herse and buggy to further h
the travellers on their way. Bless him too with is
a good wife, whcn ever he is ready to take one. re
You may think reader, if you are among the it
uninitiated, that the hwband and wife who can
not exist ten days at a ime apart arc unmitiga- fe,
ted geese at the best. But let me see the hus- pi
band who can leave the woman, whom he has
vowed before God and his holy angels to love in
and protect, for days and nights, for noth- 0
ing else but pleasure, and look and speak as uin
concerned about returning home as if hie didn't cl
care a cent about it,-an~d if ever woman was tI
pitied in this worli, I pity her. And that man, J1
-why I have nocsrthlyuse forbhim. Thgt's it.a
I know I've timed you to death, Mr. Editor, pc
but if you'll pubish this, and should be in want, w
at any time for natter to fill tihe pages of the
-advrtiser, why lbt mue know, and I'll try and er
get Mrs. Dingl3 on hecr favorite hobby-her sa
handsome husbauli; and perhaps I can spin some fo
shorter yarns tha this,-short as those little
bits of the Mtagiet Cable, that are flying from a~
fNewfoundland t. Mexico--only I hope, a little "i
i mo- elastic andgenuine ; not that I don't think
7some of them are. the " simon pure ;" but
Yankees are so anning anti so fond of the " tiin," ca
.no knowing whatthey'll do. Is there Mr.Euditor ?
Dr. Dingley, Ms. Dingley, the little IDingleys, v
r together with S.A. L., bid you good morning, ri
and a pleasanit w iter, Sir.
e RosE Co'ruo- ~ i~~eir
M[oxmy .lXn Lb.Lwr.-Thiere isthsdlree
between those to tek.poral blessings, hiealth
1 and mioncy. Moey is the most envied, hut the
e least enijoyed. Halthm is the most enjoyed, but i
athe least envied and this superiority of the sI
latter is still moriobivious, when we retiect that p
the poorest man ould not part with he elh for 1
I, imoney, but that to richest would gladly part r
o with all their imoey for health.-Fulton r
jpg Fortune made in no t'me, are like mm
a skirts made in a time-ten to one, they don't. n
IUMOROUJS iATiHERINGi.
g The SIyl~ark who with head erect witl
mest people mingles, should cease to shave hi
llow-men, and go to shaving shingles.
E "'The lawyer would be better ofi, ii
inscience far less pliant, who owned a littlh
rm in fee, and made that farm his client.
I, ' We have some doctors in our midst
hose talent.s they shonld use, by practiing thi
aling art-healmng boots and shoes.
E The iminister, whoise sage advice a use
I moral teaclies, should mind :11nd " watc'h a
e-1 as pray," awl practice whatl. heiprehe.
7 The world should have its docket call
, ant l.hggards all defaited, and those sit stil
t he " tipper ten" whom labor had 'exalte-d.
;: An Irishinan was challenged to ight
lei, btt declined on the plea that he did not
ant to leave his imother an orphan.
;- A NEw R li or an'ETE.-Tw
dies contended for precedence in the court. o
harles V.; they appealed to the monarch, who
ke another Solomon, awarded
"Let the greater siiplton go first."
Long after this, disputes took place even it
ie Prussian court. The king ordered that thi
-atestfoo1 should go first. Frederick If. coul
y such things.
Er " Fellow-citizens!" said a North Car
a candidate, "[ am a Democrat, and wa
ver anything else. There are three topic
at now agitate the state: The United State
ank, the Tarilf and the Penitentiary. I shal
mss over the first two very briefly, as my sen
ments are well-known and come to the Peni
ntiary, whero I shall dwell for somie time !"
g "Well, Mr. Robinson, and bow due
)ur son get on with his violin?"
" Astonishingly; there were fourteen of u
aying together last night and he took the lead.
" Capital-adinirable !"
"Yes, and he kept it so well, sir, that non
' us could catch him !"
P- " Miss Dusenbury, what is your opi
i of the weather? I tbink it intends to clear
2 you agree with ne 7"
I do, indeed, and wish sonic folk4s wouk
low weather's example and clear too."
A hint like this could not be mistaken.
gg CI.IAR TIrix.-A New Zealand chie
aintained that lie had a good title to his Ian(
cause5 lie had eaten the former owner.
Lt A minister was walking out, one day
i passed two little boys, one of whom madi
bow. As he turned back lie heard the follow
g autsiig conversation:
Z: A drunken fellow, meetir
g out of an undertaker's shop
Vin-nder his arm, a short time
m what ie had got there.
' A new coilin," he replied.
; Well," said the balmy chap.
ford to treat on it? 7"
,F A notice of a recent ste:
:t ends as follows:
"The captain swain ashore. So did the cham
,rmaid. She was insured for .75,000 ant
aded with iron."
gr A lady writing from Texas, speaks o
ving waked up one morning and found her
If in bed with a serpent. A great iany la
es have found thetmselves in the samte predica
ent-antd somne gentlemnu.
[i' What is the height of imagination
aving dined at a tavern, to imtagine you hav'
mid the waiter, a:id for him to sitppose so too
K Tlhie mmamttiy of anl Egypl~taint Princess
mii le:.pt. was a short timte- sinice latidedl i
nglt'. It was intentded fort exhibitiont. Ai
uhalmed cat was found in the same case witi
t lady, which faict is considered sufficient evi
:uce that the lady was never married.
g A Scotch lady' entered a sttore, and in
tired for a table-clot it of a damL-bromal ptattern:
We have somte pretty broad," was the rep'ly e
le astnished salesmam, " but nonie quite st
-oadl as that." Thte latdy explainetd that "dam.t
oad' was the Scotch tertm for a check ret
Ltterl.
Er A friend of ours~ was travelling, whikt
iicted with a very bad congh~l. ie anine
s fellow travellers greatly, till Otte of thten
iarked, in a tonet oft displeasuire : " Sitr, t hal
a very baud cough of yourtis?"V " True, sir,'
plied our friend, " bitt you will excuse tme
s ie best l ce got"
Eg There is a young mn in Vermiont wit
ads his goese on iront tlings, and gathters steel
ns fromt their wings.
E krA a debmating clnh, in a certaint towi
Conncticent, the questio~n up for dliscussioi
te eveing was : 4 Whicht was the tmost po'teit
ement, fire or water ?" The first mtan ott th<
>or wais uncle Zeb York, a perfect original
aracter, who at on1ce settled the qttestion, ti
.e entire satisfaction of all, thus: "i My friends
st you take a swam'p apple, which, you al
tow, is full of water, anti hol it in your mout I
while: then take it out, and put in a bell pep
r; I rather reckon that you will 11ind oun
hih has got the mtost spunk in it !"
gg 'A ottentot got up a paiting of Ileav
m. It was inclosed with a fence matde of san
ges, while the counte' was occupied with:
untain that sent forth pot-pie.
gr ."Now is thid winter of my disconttenit,
the girl said wheni shte attended the weddmne
a rival belle.
T M1. n)E L. went from Paris to Romte t<
mtade a cardintal, but returned with ntothi
it a coltd. 'The wags said it was becatuse lit
mue back without his hat.
gg Why is a minister h~ke a ltcomotttive1
e have to) look outt for himi whten the bel
g-r ~ ," why', am you like the Cetdar ?
[ gtts it tiy, Sami ; [ enn't tell you." '' ~s
a stays green both sutmmier atnd wititer."
g~3' A Latdy set her servanit (w~e will no
entint whtete Ite camet firtom) rotr a new velve
antill:a which wvas at her dresstmaker's. ".Johnt,
Le says, " if it raints tauke a coach ; I had rathie
ty the hack hire thtan have my mnantilla wet.:
len the matn handed her thte miantilla it wa
ine, the paperCl which coveretd it being satu
ted with water. " Why, Johnt," she said "
1l you to take a cab if it rainetd." " Sto I di<
un ; but sure, you wouldn't have your foot
..,n .a idi'ine I got on the box with thi
13ATGURALb ADDRESS OF GOV. GIST.
Cor.z.uIn, Monday Dec. 13.
As the hour appointed to-day for the inaugu
ration of the newly elected Governor arrived,
the House became greatly crowded, and when
the procession from the Senate was announced,
it was with difficulty that standing room could
be obtained. 1is Exce!lency the Governor
elect, accompanied by the ex-Governor, the
Conmuittee of arraigements, the President and
Meibers or the Seinte, and'1 the ollicers of both
i[onss, the iwhole preeded by IIh Sheriff; bear
ing the sword of State, eilered the House of
Reprelsentative:-, tim inmmbers standinig uncov
ered to receivie thei. The two litst mentionel
having aseended to the Speaker's desk, the
I Ceremilonyi of inaiguratiol was proeteded Willi.
R. F. V. Allston, isq., Ex-Giovernor then
L said
(irodlemaen of Ike A&nale and House <f Rejre:xii
lulires:
About to resign to another, and a worthy
r successor, my ollice as Governor, which was
entrusted to tile, I ohlfi you in par1ting a Word
of eariest farewell. It is not iy purpose to
detain you, but upon this last occasion of our
itiecting I inst not. omit to) give utterance to
the sentiments deeply engraven on my heart
those of gratitude and love to my countrymen
who have honoredt me, and to God who has
sustained me to this welcome close of lny pub
lie career. For thirty years successively have
I served in this Capitol, and in leaving it let mae
assure you that the lively recollection and kind
consideration which my conduct has ever met
I with on the part of the people and their repre
sentatives, and the very many demonstrations
of their kindness and regard shall never be for
gotten. But my purposb this day is to exhibit
and present to you the relies of a past century.
This (holding up a book) is a reminiscence of a
glorious period of our history. It is a printed
copy of the original resolutions against the im
portation and consumption adopted by the Colo
nial Congress and signe(d by its deputies, on the
20th Oct. 17.74, in Philadelphia. Loyal, con
siderate, and temperate, they were yet firm
and determined in their principles, and in their
resistance to injustice and oppression. Deplo
ring a breach and separation from the mother
country ; but when the time came to draw the
sword the scabbard was thrown away. I ex
hibit this record here, and my wish is that a
copy of it, with fac similes of the signatures,
may be placed in a case in the Library of the
New State House, when that building shall have
been completed, there to remain as a perpetual
memorial of the wisdum of our ancestors. It
contains tile signatures of Washington, Jelier
Son, and others, which Imay be examiined. Mav
*.... m. norn and educated in S.
Carolina-with no aspirations beyond her bor
I ders, with no intention of leaving her, uotwith
standing the tempting allurements of a virgin
soil of surpassing fertility elsewhere-in weal
or in woe, my last resting place on earth shall
be in her bosom. If these are not sufficient
hostages for iy fidelity to the State, I oftr the
graves of my parents, the life blood that gushes
fromti my heart, my wife and children, whom
the solemn promise at the alter admonishes me
to cherish, and the very instincts of nature teach
mie to love, honor and adlore. Thus identified
with the State, in interest, ill feeling, andi in all
thlat pertains to her honor and glory, I should
indleed be a recreanit sonl of a noble mother not
to battle for her against any enemy, no mnatter
-what may be thme odds or the result of tile
coniflict.
It is to be hoped that no occasiona will arise,
requiring the SI.alet to call upon lier sons, for
the dlefenlce of her rights andI her institutions
that outr enemies of the North will learn wis5
doum fromt the lpast, and permit us: to quietly
manage our own affairs in our ownl way-that
one frienuds at the North by tile power of argnm
mlent, and the force of truth, will bo able (it
not to coonvinlce thme deluded fanatics) to sati-fy
the minds of the inltelligent and patrir tic of tile
jnistice of our caulse anid the honesty of our
ends, and thus avert thle dangers which we are
threatened.
Lest, however, these hlope should prove
fallacions, anid I betlieveb they will, let us endeavor
to h armnonize anmng ou rselvies, by tolerating
I (ilerenlces of opinionm, wvhen no quiestion of
prinile is inivolved. encouraging those-in the
rear to qjuickeun thleir pace', by pointing -opt to
them the dangers thlat threaten us, and urging
them to comte to the re-oene. Amnd if some of
ouri people, withl bo. oms ov~erflwng with pai
tiotie zeLal and love of conmtry, -and indignant,
at t he wronlgs inlfiieted withonIt provocation on
their own snuny land, shouldl venture beyond
the bounds of a cold, c'alculhating policy, " we
should pardon somnethinig to the spirit of lib
erty."
3fy parsning this conlrse, our State will be
come united, and be porepared to present an tun
divided front to the coinnon enemy. We are
all eimbarked iln the same vessel, and shipwreck
would be equally di a-trons to us all. By prn~m
dent coels,O5 aind ani uiteiLd crew, the shipi of
State miay weather tihe stolrm and escape the
b, eaker. ; but if~ we should he divided into pet
1 factions at home, with mfenl, andl not nmens
ure~s for our muof to, the t rne States Rights' par
ty (in which I mean to inole aull those who
cotend for, ando will beo satisfied with nothing
les~s t lan " equality in thle Union, (or indoepeni
deuce out of it,") will rease to exist and hederal
ollice-seekers. aitd corrupt politicians, will rule
aiondrin t he State.
We .,ould not otd endeavor to tinite the
State, but the entire South, so that when we
Cani no longer retain otur places as equals in the
Con~ifedieracy, we will hoe prep~ari-e to formn a imore
perfect uinon uder the style and title of the
United States, South.
There are very few of tus who desire the dis
soltion of a con.'titutionail Union. For miy
own part, it was my pridle and p~leasuire, in early
boyhood, to read of, andl hear recounled, the
costanlcy and courage of all part, of the Con
federacy the Revolutionary War, in resisting
tme attempt of the mother country to tax us
w ivthout our consent, and to keep us in colonial
vassafage. When I read again thlat in 1812
Ameicia refused to yield the pahn to England.
o her on favorite element and chosen theatre
of war, the oceani declaimed my full share as a
gteca of the glorious inheritance, and would
have been proud to.say, at home or abroad,'t.
am an American citizen. So of the late1)a'r
with Mexico, in which our own gallant regi
ment, rallying around that Palmetto. bannier,
which has been brought home to us: wiled, and
torn, and blood-stained, but not dishonored,
contributed so hirgely to the final triumph of
our arms, in conquering a poace with the rqpub
lie of Mexico. lint if we are required to share
only in the toils and suf'erings4 withont renping
any of the advantages, or sharing -any of the
glory, and be treated as ontside barbarians, not
worthy even of a Christian name, we must
sever the connection, peacefully if we may
forcibly if we must. This; is all I deena.it ne
cessary to say on this occasion in regard to -our
Feder.al re'lat ions.
The mtiv ituportant poyer conferdd upon the
Execntive i.4, in the language of the Constitu
lion " to grant itreprieves antd paiaons,".,and it
may be as welI now to indicate. the coursol -
shall pmrtue in the exercise of this power N'
petiin for a pardon will he considered unlesa.
it. 14 accompaitied with the report of the.case
bY the presi.inug jndge ; and in examitining: all
t he circunstances, I hey must be df such a char
acter as to satisfy. - iy mind that. the ends-of
justice will be better carried outby Exdenti e
interposition, than by the terdict of the jurf.
It is true that the Constitution directs thaf the
E xecutive shall take care that the laws be raith
folly executed in mercy, but he should reme
ber that in being merciful to one he may be
cruel to manay. The severity of -a lav, -its
disproportion to the critne, is not a valilfarg~
ment in favor of Executivo clemency.
It is the province of the Legislature, to make
laws, and to alter and amend them when they -
are cruel or defective; and upon them rests the
responsibility of bad laws; and neither 'the
Court, Jury nor Executive have any discretion
in the matter. To adopt any other principle,
would destroy all land-marks, and the juries of
'the country would be virtually our-law-makers,
-to have their laws in turn set aside by the
Governor. - IhI
Without detiining you any longer with de
tails, it is sufficient to say .that all the varied
interests of the State shall receive my undivided
attention. On all matters of high public im
portance I shall fortify my opinions and action,
by the advice of older and wiser men, and shall
endeavor to remedy by diligence, industry and
zeal, my defect of judgment, ability, and expe
rience. And in conclusion allow rue to express
my ardent desire, that in our generous rivalry,
during the present session of the Legislatute,
no private flriendships have been disturbed; no
alienation of friends has taken place; but that
like a band of brothers. we "
-- --nC too tight for him to get
out. The following occurred recently at Cedar,
town town Court. There had been, a hard frost
the night before, and some of the knowing one"
prophesied anl entire failure of the wheat crop,
I'e got otie hindred aeres,' says Old Jack, .
'that I'll take one hundred dollars for,'
' Jack' I'll give it, and hand yon the money ill
an hour,' said Michel.
Beibre the expiration ofthe hour, a negro fron
the pilanltation reported the wheat uninjured, and
Michmel advanced monoiey ini hand.
'Thank you,' say .fones. ' When wvill you
ta'eyour wheat awar' ?'
'Take it away ? Why- as soon as it is ripe.'
'No, you don't. You must cut it this weiek.
I want to plow uip that field and put it in corn.'
Wuop Lov.-A case of" "love at first sight~ is
recorde.d by the London Court Circular inm a story
of a man " who is now inl St. Luke's mnad housc,
amnd has been detamine'd there ever since the oe
enirrencee took place, whiich conisignied him to iLi
walls. Lady -- wa.s So e'xquisitely famir, po
singularly grac.efuil, that it was dillicult ihr thme
eve of a mnn to behold her without preferring
her to any other of he'r sex. A porter was senat
fromI a raiilway terinnms to this lady by her broth
er ; this muan, the pr~eent (Ieenpanl~t of St. Luke's,
gut to the door in Paris L:ine jumst as the beauity
alighted out of' her carriage fr'om :an airing i~n
Uyde park. The maln, whlo had niever seen.
Lady -- as she was then, tripping up) stairs,
askedl a servant for the lady to whlomn the letter
was directed and was answered, lie might give
the letter to himn for his ldy. On thepoor fellow's
refusal as lie was order'ed to de.liv'er it into her
owni hands, he was shown into lher' partment.
The nana, beinig with the lady' alone whilst she
was emnploved reaing thle letter, fixed his eye's
on her intently, as it' lost in, thought ; lbut hlb~ra
she had done reading it, lie violently, and11 uh
transport, flew into her afmts, and gave her nun,
herless devonring kise. Lady -- wasso stir
pirised thaut sho~ lost the plower of' crying out ; but
in the struggle with snehi a sudden and strange
lover, she caught hold of the string of the. el
rang it violently, and a servant- appeared.
Fromn that moment the unhnppy man lodt.bis jen
son, and was commintted to the mad house, it
is due to Lady - -to state thle fact, that the
tmanimae lover is fre.1nently visite:d, and' wholly
supp~jorted by her."
A Sohut-rn Caoi.mxr~sx's Viu-:ws ox. Mas.eis
ser-rs Hlosijrra.ry.-Otlicer if. W. letndri'eks
Iof' harleston, S. C~., whoit waIs so ntrtuna:te aim
to be the innocenit cause ot the death of' the City
Marshald of'Wor'es'ter, has written a letter to;; eot
ee?r Jiaimes Mc~aarland of' thast city, ina whtich . he
** Cain I beo otherwise thanl arateful
ad ever r''teembetr your beloved city ? intdeed,
sir', I did not, dasred nuot, look fori sueh kind treat.
Itmet at the hanids of' y'our citizen. I ibit that,
las the relations of omnr inistitutiotis wmere~ exactly
opposite. thast in mty deep distreiss, myt troubl'e
with julstice wou.mld Ihe groat, mand thme ir'onm griisp
of' revengLe tmadea tight upon mte. in fael, tt'lmlim
b~er ot' myi friendus sinice tity returni home; are as
tonlishled it wau not so. Uint how vastly diftferentt,
and how changed myts mind nows ofthe'people of
Massahutsetts, anad how' ehaniged also is that of
many113 of' miy irienid. it is the fi:st, time of my
personlal intercourse wsitha the people .of your
State, andlIhope it will not he the hist, though the
fis a ttded wvith an unhllappyeii-enistance."
V ex-crm .oo would be' greatly promoted if', in
place ot'onae of'the upper lightzs-ot g.isa in) every .
bed-:roomu window, there was inserted a -sheet
Ioftin cut in strips, the lower edge set out like
the slats of Venetian blinds, so. as, to~breal the
dlirect toree of wind, and to .preveat. rainaJ'm
bloing inm- -

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