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THE:FHERALD, i8 PUBL-ISHED FVA'RY WEONESDAY MORNING, iBY Tho.. P., & R. H, Grow1kt tditors and Proprietors. Advetism.ns nt make iththeuu. Invariably in Advance. - Th iper Is slopped at (he expiration of -h-d-n tim fo r d.c .tes cpirt ..aiVol. VI1I. W EDNESDAY MORNING, MARCH , 1872. Avetiemnt insrte at thek ratete ofiato of sub r r & C-1( -' - i4,k -~~ IIA p t E.1t re, v of ellt ueslriptimas ialad to order. De 27 3- f. J. R. TH MPS. !,Q A . S. (Dradate of' tlc Pindylvania College t Office O s Mar e ml . pe a Fac Store. bly Patents revive'. ill( hiliti oll thttnl e Intext hel prvis i t ill the prof ion. p,cial ie ti am ivv:i to Noirthrniwi of Ir, u rexulaitles ill Cliddreillc's 'I'vetil 1. Tr o itrord r .,e ofo i iit i rei;,wetrills. Solicite d. FTe r iiiC!* fe It Sep. 27, 30-cf. . , GEO. S. PA4'_';"3R, Poor,3 Sash, F.l)Un uIn ('0 C7IL, H I,Charb- 'T On . S. c F aisW.r r Bhere is iBritks,sricks Weo keep ijo Nortfhern work to fill coi-c try ordent;. - SI'NOD BF(M K ! PICE LT. Alldre.s GNI). H. 1iA ~j'* j. Bux0 AteBrick({ 13ardk E.1) H. CR. I N Oaclo. 25, d 4 N- 111 r w z i.- 1)I U0 "I1 1A L1 I N.C O'No T * 1 At the Brick Yardi 01P E. 3[. CIp,.TSTI-AN. it. t a tm, n m andoae aittoretio IofLv~ Chisi anl Feve Ally puridfy ther poerficul cii ccy. Ar. an antidote to change of Water and et,. to the wasted framno and cotrect atli Will siavo days of suffering to the sick, and The grand I'anacea for all the ills of life. The~tal~a ~ PIIYSICIANS TE SPRESCRIBE IT IN ZiBAJ In Young or Old, Mar-riedi PRCIe or S4inglo, thesoe Bittera are un-. equalled and have ouftent been the mnic s otf envitig life, - TRY ONE L3OTTLRB, ov. 8, 'iI--I:.-y. .\NT T l?J NEI~W B ER R HY PHOTO GA'JtYUy. Y OU w fbth work ii. l\ uiu N N. --andi ko. in.w paenw ih the 'i'ns am im-jit provemens.' ~ .Jatst receivedi it fLw ii f \ \N o' biook aiii revoldn4, .rI a . .otu o. ready and aii'i-'.l oiin,t~ rri. Pareuts G Quardians ! Note I B)A li), with TUITION in English, revtch, Linh, Greek, Miliema',ies, Book kcepiig, and Sirveying in tihe fields, lor 12 week., from 1st March iext, for ONLY $126! Instruction, inalyticed, practical, (hor- I )ngh. Government, parental. limite, of .elligitfi. Suenerv, beautiful. Please ad Iress, imdaey RtEV. D. MuNEILL TURtNERt, D.D., o1 Jan.. 3 1--3m. ievard, N. C. it NEWBEIRRY U~E1LEIC i K. P. PIFER, M. A., Principal. Wiss FANNIE LEAVELL,: Assistant. In Prof. F. WEIBER, : : "Musical D,'pt ai Till-', Exercises ol the abovo Sehool will )e resumed on the 3d JAN A itY, 1872. cl Tition from *2.,50 to $1.50 per month, of No Incidenial Fees. P,upils will he charged rIII date of en Irance to the end of the Ses.ion. No re- w lutcion cNclit, in, cases of protracted ill- li lCeis. a, For pivlricular!, &C., a1pply to S. 1. 110M]E1, E1., Sec. B'd. 01 GOL. IS. FAIN, V'res't. It J)ec. 27, 52--11. aini shares, to be pai-t in by cen 1) ssive mnIthly instlbments of m olhar on1 each sh1ae-0, so long of , C rporlLtion 1-ill ContI.-iue. he mil sha.es to be belhehl, tan,s- 1.e alla.sgn d,:u ple<pge-], anid 9i ob1lers thereot to he subjhect t.o vey w fines ailt forf.'eitures, 1)r <le del it ill tiir payulvits, acremdiIlg fe re ,1h regu"lariolls ;Is mlry be pre- <leriT 'Il by the by-laws oft Sah cor- <em ,ion. o1 1 C. 2. That the said corpor:i- the i diall hlave powel. :11)It atithol--N wi.-p 111.lke ally shli 0 olh's a nil by- the for its 'overilllilt. it s are 110t 1li a rim ilt to tlw w ni !titillion ll it 1 er1 11 -1 of the lal ; "hall have ;-hbch S )11 Mlidl U:1,es tio ilinbers 111.13]ihi >Ali(AIs as S1a11 b 1'e dline: S ests.I hlosenl ace:rding to the sahd <11n-t , ;1u1l by-laws, lntlde or to be pro,a by theml ; ;-h111 have :11)1 koop 1un.1 11110a sel, :uil my altor thW Ie p< at vill, nmy sue :111(1 be netI; iIs- " 1 111<1 be impl:uced,ill a:.y Couri 11 s1 W or cpiitY. Ili this St:tte ; anml veiiI fr have and lljoy ;Ill .11 ("very wII t i :111( priivlege iielent ald I lgi" to Courporale bodlics, aC i to the ;i s ot the haild. -101) h : 3. 'll'hat the sa:d corporal- T shll have p'wer to tIIe, pit[ 1I.-l hol.1 real estate, :il ti 111'1 tralli-r tIilu sI11w, hroinl) to lime, to its inei:her a:AI Ll i, n such :11A innler 11ceh . itions,1 :111t Subji.c. to Su"h"1-1 [)?IS 41%, 11111 r) i(. q)(~ .i; I <>a -y b),. prestribed b1Y (* -us ind byN-laws of, sid r(l - tiol: p ovidod I Il t Ihe rea I . I CfI - It il No v ', 47--if -igent. for the 1 sale of L~U.\lIIE it, is now pe l'l NE aioil I)AKi. 'IMiEt, Oin REA;.SON ali EIF TF:itMS. ('nsnt liI onhand111 a larg.e 1spply of IflAilT PINE l IlING;i,ES. All comn- uni eat ins onI thi subiIj.ct of humba,ler will bie f~ pply ani--weredi. I Ii 8. .JA MES, Arent, Dec 27, 52-3m. Walhalli, 8. (1. ' FLORAL GUIDE ~ For 1872. d TilE First Edition of Twvo Iluxons:ri Tnousaxn coplies jusit publlis~hed. It is ete giintl y prinlted oin ine tint!ed pa per, in Two Col.o 1s1, an iilistra:ted'i with over TRi re IlItllIrI1d Eflgrilflllgfi of FlIowers andit Ve'getabiles, ami 3 TWO COLORED PLATES. ' Thle mlost beauiitjliu andii instruie Cit(3l(ii- S ICo'lC null( FlorIal (illidin tIII 1 woii- iL II 2 ji.gjes,i givinig thorouiighi dlirecions for lhe culturei ofi Flowers and Veg.etables, ori namentIhiliggrondsl, mi(n.gi nalks, ke. iM A ('bisaiis p.resenIt for ir, ny c.somer's, I for Ts:s Cx:NTs, only dine-quii are lhe cost11. Mldre'ss, JAMES VICK, L Janl. a, I -if' litiE8T'F:i, N. Y. isk's MetaIIlc Dllial 0a888, TlifE SI'HSClilIiEIFI has conIstanly o! han1 d a full a zssoru ne it of the aboive' a ppi 'oved n l'asen, of' differeti t pal(Pills, beisidies eollin.s of his~ own maiike, allI of which he is preparled. Lt)o furnishi at very irasonabile rates, withli promptneIiIs.s and diespa tch. 1 Pecrsione' diesirotts of hainlg e.ases sellt by si m~iIlroadh will hav tp heml seni Ciree of ebiirg'.. A I learse is alwayss on handii anid ill be In Than~iukfl for, has t iatronag, ih .suib. g, leier retllspectruhill assfracniu ti be- ins hsti faction. .l lii u Ii- ) Nit\Nl - I A Queer Experience. MBARK TWAIN's FiRIST I,CTI'tl. I was home again, in San Francisco, ithout means and without employment. tortured my brai For a saving scheme some kind, and at last a poublic lecture curred to ie. I sat down and wrote e, in a fever of anticipation. I showed to several friends, but they all shook eir heads. They said nobody would ine to hear me, and I would make a 1u1iliating failure of it. They said at as I had never spi-ken in public I oNld break down in the delivery, any uW. I was iscunsolate now. But at st an editor slapped mile on tle hack id told ie to "go ahad." lie said, 1,nke the largest house in town, and large a dollar a ticket." The atulacity hlie lroposimion was charmintg ; it emed frauight with practical worldly isdomil, however. The proprietor of e seve ail theatres enlorsed the advice, id said I migit have hi.s hatndsomte mew era-house it half-iprice--fifty dollits. sheer desperation I took it-on credit, I r sullicient reasons. Int three days I d an hundred and fifty dollars' worth printing and advertising, and wins tine ost distressed anid frigltened creature tine Pacile coast. I could not -deep -%Vho could under such cirelmAtances? >r other people there was facetiousness the Ii :, of my posters, but to In it as pluintive with a pang whenl I wrote "Doors open at half past seven o'clock. me trouble will begin at eight." ThAt line hs dotn good service since. have even seen it appended to a news iper advertisement, reminding school ipils in vacation what time tnext term ould begin. As those three days of ispense dragged by I grew more and ore tnlippy. I hud sold nmy two hun ed tickets among imy personal fricids, it I feared that they might not come. y lctucire, wivch had seemed "humor j" to me at first, grew steadily more id more dreary till not a vestige of fun eied left, amid I g'ieved that I could )t bring a eoflin oin the stage nid turn e thing into a funeral. 1 wits so panic ri ken at last that I wt-,it to three old ivnds, giants in stature, cordid by na ire, and sto iy-voieed, and said: "This thing is goinig to .)e a failure te j.kes in them are so dian that no Idy will ever see them. I would like i have v-ol sit inn the poar(iette And ielp ie throIugh." They said they would. Then I went tie m ife of a p4ouar vitizeln, and said tit if she was willing t do tie a very rent kiindie.ss I would be glad if she and er hutisband would sit proinineitly in ie left hand stlge-box, where hlie w hole ollse Could scc them. I explained that shoutl need help1, and would turn to -ards her aid smile, as a signial, when I hd been delivered of an obseure joke and then," I alnswered, "doln't wilit to ivfstigile, but respotIld" She lrised. lown the street I met timan I had inever seen before. lie had een driinkinig, atnd was be'aming ii ith. miles andh goo)d niat ure. lie said: "Alynme is Sawiyeri. You donn't now me, buit thacmt doni't nmatter. I aven't got a cent, hut if youi k'iew how and I wan ted Li tln, y'ou'd give mec a icket. Comne, now, whant dlo you say? "Is your laugh hinng on a halir-tiggen? iat is, is it eriical, or cain it get offl 'tsy ?" Aly dratwIing~ Iniinirmity' of spech so af -etedI him ihat l hile launghedt a sp.eci men r two thant st rmuck nie as bin g abm.n.t lie rticle I wantiied, and I gave hlinm a ticketc, ud apploinedl h:im to it ini the secondu rule ini the cenitrec and lie respon,sible >r' tat div iin of tihe house~A. I gNv ie imn mniniute inistruceions about how to elect inidistiinct jikes, and then weint way and left him chuckling placidly ver' the novelty of the idea. I ate niothiing oun thne last of the three ventful days -I only sull'ered. I lhad .1vertused that on the third dlay the of ee wouild hie opened foi' tihe sale of re rvied HIats. I c'rept down toi the then -e at fouri ini ihec afterinoon to see if any Ie; hiad been nmolne. 'Thie ticket-sellen' -ats gole, ithe bo(x-iolliee was locked np. had to Hwanllowi suddeci ly on' my hnearnt oubtl havec got ou t. ''No sales,'" I satid > miyself,. I might hnave knmowin it. I tought (of sunicidei, prietend(edI ill ness, ighit. I thought ol' ihese thinigs in can dt, for 1 was yenry, isciabile anmd scareid. unt I hi to of 'oiurse' <hnive thieimi away, aid prepaire to meiet imy fatneI. I couild lit wilt for mi half-past seven ; I wianiled facee the horrori i indl cnd it-he In feel ig of mainny au man dlotimed to be hun, o doubt. I wien t doiwn back streets at x o'c:lock , andI( enitered Ithe It-eatrc by ne back door. I stuminbled myi) way ini ne dark amnng tine raunks (if canvass :eiiery andI stoodl on thne stmage. Th'le itnse was gloomiy andi sileint, aind its pt iiness idepres'sinug. I we nt iinto tIhe ark amionig then scenes againi, ml fin' a~n minr aid ai hlif gaive mny self lip 1to then 'inroms, iiholly uinconi'o us oif ever'y ilg e-lse. Thein l hieard a murniiir ; It Se hgraml iAber, andI enudedl in a aish, inmigid wiithi cheers. It niul- myi~ ir. rie iias mu nluise tl ime an mmmi other ; prosently catie a third, and be fore I well knew what I wast about, I was in the inidlle of the stage, staring at a sea of faces, bowildered by the fierce glare of lights, and quaking in every limb with a terror that seemed like to take tny life away. Tle house was full -aisle ane.1 all I The tumult in ily heart and brain and legs coitinued a full minute before I could gain any command over miyself. Then I recognized the charity and the friendliness in the faces before tne, and little by little mly fright melted away and I began to talk. Within three or fourI minut .os I was comlfortable andl([ even contont. Mly three chief allies, with three auxiliaries, were on hanl iln Iho parq ettc, (all sittiig tog.-tOr, all armiel with blulgeons and all realy to make an onslaught uponi the feeklest joke that imlight show it-s head. Atid whenever a joke did fall their bludgleonls cale down iod their faee, seemed to split from eur to ear. Sawyer, whose hearty Co nte. nance was seen loomtting redly inl the cen tre of the second circle, too' it ilp aiti Lie htouse was carried handsomely. Inl ferior jokes never fared so royally before. Presently I delivered a bit of terious matter vitlh impressive unction, (it was ly JICt,) and the audience listened with an absorbed Ish that grati[lel me more than any applallse ; antd its I droDped the last word of the clause I happened to tti and catch Mrs. 's intent anild waiting eye ; iny conersation with her flashed uponl ie, ndil in spite of all I could (10 1 smiled. She look it for the signal, and promptly delivered a mellow laugh that touched off the whole audience, aid the explosion that followed was the triumph of the evening ! I thought that that honest man Sawyver would choke haimliself; and as for Ile bludgeons, they performed like pile-drivurs. But my poor little morsel of pathos was ruined. It was taken in good faith as an intel tional joke, and the prize one of the en tertainmluenlt; and I wisely let it go at th:at. All the papers were kind in the morn ing ; my appetite returned ; I had abun dance of money. "All's well that ends well." Ilosr. TAl,K TO Giu.s.-Your every day toilet is part of your character. A girl that looks like a 'fury' or 'sloven' in the morning, is not to be trusted, hlow. ever fiiely she may jook inl the evening. No matter how hiumble your rooi may lie, there are eight things it sholnl con. tain, namely :-A mirror, vashstand, soap, towel, comb, hir, nail anld tooth brushes. TheNe are j-ist as essential as yotur breakfast, before which yon shoold make good use of theitn. Parents a loo fail to provide their children with sneh aliances, not only nake a great mis take, but colmmit a siit of omlission. l,ook tidy in time morning, and after dinner work is over, improve youe toilette. Make it a rule of your daily life to 'dress Ulp' for the afternoon. Yoir dress May or need not he anytliniig better than cal. ico ; hot with a rilibon or flower, or some hiut of uiizam ient, yion can have an air oif self-riesptect and saut isfactlion tihat invri'i ably comes a i th being well dresseud. A girl with fine seOnsibilities can not help feeling embaiurrassed aiid awtk ward iin a iraggedl andi dirty dress, with her i:ir n kemphjl shonl a iteighibor come in. Mo'reover, your self- respect shonl (Ic mand,i the decent na :relli ig of your body'. You shoul make it a poinit to looik as well as y ou can, even if youi knmow nobody w ill see yen bnut yoiurself. Wt iisia:v A-r .x G a,o tMi'N i:m:ni.v--ALt a itegro caminp meeting in Georgiai, thie othi er da:y, the orator of the day, seeing somec of thle memuibeis had1, wh iskey bot tie's in t hei r poeket s, s-thl: "Thu's soime of thiese here biredderen tryini' for to git into Itekinigdomt w ith a wh:iskey liehben's miiighity narrer, breddleren; omuch as over you is gwino to (10 to squiee'ze in yourself. llow dhoes yer spec yer gwinei to git in thare with a whiskey bottle h.ung~ to y'er ?'" A member asked wa* it they shouldl do with the m. ''Bring 'em right ny to the pulpit,'" said the spieaker,", "ind I will off'er demi as a saicri liee to the L ord." Abhouit a half dozen bot ties were accordingly transferred to the puil pit. The da rkey gave a short sermioii and01 then repiai red to his tent, andl two lionr's after wa s so droink that lhe couldni't 4tandu atlonie. wvorbil ! I kniow not whaut to t hiink of it.. Somtim'iies it is all stluhine and gh:iniess, andi, heaven itselfh lies not fair oil, anid lien it smhllenly chaniigts, and it is dbark and sorro,wful and t' clouds shtt out. the uday. Ini ihe lins ofC the saddest of us theItre are brgh lay's like thli, wheni we feel as if wi could take thle great world in to outr arms. ''Thei gloomy hours whiein lie fire will not hutri oni otii hearthls, and alIl wilhI ouit and wit him is dlisund,l cold, and dark. I leIieve mie, eveiry Ihearit has se cret siiorows' wich I th Ito r i ktnws not , mat ift -t imets we cull a umia iicold whein lhe is onily .col. Help Yoursolves. It is a diffieult task for the Sotthrn people, to alpreciati. their changed con diion, or to realhZe the neeisit,y for ae Comm111odating themselves, to their new social statu-. Beyond all doubt, qes. tion or controversy, the abolition of sla. very, was an aispicious event for the countty, at least for the white portion of the coatmunity, for the indolence and want of self-reliance, which were the legitimate oflfpring of that institution, were knawing at the vitals of our soci ty, and rapidly producing enervation of mind1l, and degencracy of bodv, among 011r Ientl and wolmen. The lazinless'. anld depet-1denlen whicb blaracterized tho olkl regimelt', were*higly descreditable to us, but (he frlse views of life, ftie absurd notions of propritLy, and the ltter igno nItIce of till practical or useful kiowl edge, that prevailed 1amoig the w%e'altily al pretenti kols classes of Soitliern peo pie, were far llore distgracefil in) their tnature, and111 Iore disakstrous inl their coln seqee ticiis. Uiifortunttiely, for the coui try, these bad hait aild vicious seInti tuitis, have not hecollie txtinct, but have s(irvived the peculiar institution anld civilizati-mI, that. gave theml hirthl, 1t14 iifused Vitality into them. It is id m11ost impossible to disabuise the minds of our boys ad girls, of the Wretched soplhistl ies and ft1llaciouls mtaxiis of this too long doiainnt 'llilosophy. It is hard to convince them, that labor is hn1t orable, that dependenlce on others for support is disreptable, and that idleness and) ignoratnce so far ft being indici6 of aristociay and gent IC breeditg, are the congenial atiiospiere of Viulgarity, .iad te legavy of a shAillow tinld eete Mlany young 1m11n, hire servants, to (10 what tl.cy ought to do theise!ves. They are afraid of imperilliag their gentility, and los og caste, if th1y are :evn nad dlina-g their ho0r-Ses, IMaklDhi ng tlair hoots, or tinging a pitcher of water. Sone %%ili even oversee on1 legio alnd horse, Iain subsist Ilpon the tmisieraalo pittantee, thas carned, rather that soil th, ir res peetalaility by nI.'liual labor. Many girls likewisC esteem ignoratlc of houlseldal14 doties, to be an aecomplishment, and re gard al acquaintance with the myste. ries o the cooking stove, the wash tub, aid the ironing table, a- evidetace of ple ianl birth and trainifig. They seeiml to thiak, that whenl they have acqiired i Sttli(eling t,f I-:glihl and Freh, 11an have learned to thrumn i he Piar.), thie v 0are fitted ftir lie ollices and dutics of wives and mothi-ers. They apparently forgt., tha1t i when they miarry, they atd their husbands atil children, will realire clothing and cooked oil, or else exle. tietce sore discomfort ni al rivation. Now it. deuanAMds but precimis little coa,01n01n sutnse, to perceive the failsenless 1an1d stupidity of such views and notions as these are. The time thas come for people to teIli thenselves, do their own work, atd iot depeid onl servants, to wait uponl themi. While we woul* by noi mn:s imderate paohite edlaitiont, ot elagan't taceompilishmietnt, we cli am thaat the chay for prolo r implies, mtustachded gos'ing.s land n ticompoopsalt, whio are lit form nthling bunt pl;aying geainteman, hias pa:ssed, andal htlit cour saons anad d:auaghters amtast heo raisedl anid tratined to hnaits of itnduist ry andi sa el-el i ince. It detraucts nothaiatg fromn tany young getlemaun's or hldy's social paositaiotn, tot havie at torough knowaki.dge of aill tsuch bausineLs~, as they inay lbe either reuire i to a do or superint If ta younimg muian is too heclpless to tin i usaddle anad feed his horse$, or fromu false pa ide alcceptIs thec alYer of a servat, to do the wmik for haims, hae is not hit for mauarriaige, and his imnutnuratat wual dlo welt to reject his sutit. If a young clerk folds his handtcs atnd waits for a po)rter, to sweep his empilloyer's store, kindle a fite, or bring water, lie will never become a Peabody or a Stewart. Tihe Rothschildsi considered laor hontorable. If a young lady, (let her mieans he ni hat thtey mta y,) is iutcoaable of mttak inag anid baikinig ai tay of bigeii, of brauilhitg a chaicketn or a beefsteak, or uf washiig and bin~ig a frill or ai collar, she is untfit tco asum the lc respoansibi lit ies of a mat raun. Thiese are grave 02 mtIters ini thle preseant state of the Soutthen counlttry. Thea Germain fashaiona, of requriinag eve. ry hoii to learn ii triae, cought toi bie ini tariduied amon(iag ui'. h'inag \\'illi:amt anda thaaC. own Pttgtlriaace car lPruasia servedl thteir Liaprenticeshipat ut the hech:, tandi are mtiuters of ai mlchl:a.ie (r:ile. .\tae thaey less gaonteel heau~ se t hay aire ama eb;aames?1 C'ounlt lHismiarck is tah>o a Itadesmant, .\taual laor oughit tao lie ialnihiced itta tall of our schlts :andt cotlhges, aand prem!la: iut v adedati 2a forproiin andr jus th s:nelaI fr Iatta n tin ta tr:,. Iaaause, nad the snamea indaaeriaent s aid te wtads ialfereca far exelenaceat iin any of thiose dlepilaaartmnt, thait tale bestitweda aaa those whIo leaarn dli an ing, paitig otr to lie liii sil d, to eni: atte tae l.w pa i. namd pistadlo phliasoph!y oif th iaN slacv try aeyboe. Ti ae ula i, hV u itah inots of the poast era, atri to Inaugirate a new aild heal thi :r social system, ai1non1g the Southern people. Let the dead past, hury its dead, and let us learn to grapple with piresent liv ing issues. Tho great poinit now, is for tms all to aciuire habits of iidtistry and iidepenidenwo. Let us inculeate this lesson upon the Imlinds of the rising genl eration, aid teach our children to labor, and to feel that work is honorabl. Abovo all things, let us learn thetu to wait onl themselves, aold nlot expect pa renits or servants, to minister to their wiaits. I they are afterwards so fortu nate as to posse4s mleans, that w ill relieve them from tle necessily of exertion, and becne able to employ servants, they will certinilly ho no worse oil' for the val unable lessonl, arid the wise trainiig they have experienced at our hands. [Surriter News. Prospocts of Cotton Planting. The New vYo k Shipiping and Commer cial List, of Satur11iday last, the 21th i 8a1nt, says : Notwitistamling the protestations of a portim of 'he es inl tile c)ttf)n Siles against increasing tihe prodtietion of cot tor, on the plea that a small crop will hr ing more moncy than a large one, there i reason to Ielieve that the area of land to ie devoted to the fleecy staple the en solinl.g season will be materially enlrgel, tider the slimulius all1irded by the pres. enit high pries aid tihe exceitionail cheapness of lrovisionis. Iigh prices rarely fail to iiereaKe production, of which tie hog Crp this year.' anid last af. frds a notable example, arnd therefore, those pragmoatic writers wIho hare been telliig us that tie South ill Ibe richer with two and a half or three millions of bales than with double tihe qmianitity, nity as well maiike up their irinlds that their thenries Will n)rot be acte i upon tllis year. The idea of limiting proIlnetion for thre jurpose of creating w%ealtlh is rather a remarkaile one silnce rio Sophistical 1an eies canHii d- aw,'1y with the stibborn fac s which involve a r duti -) If caplitua pro polItioIn:ate to tire diminiltion ill the breadth of Inid awd the aninont of lior used ini growing cotton. Gomm erre can io more be iNsensible to a redtiction or limitation of the 'world's aggregate pre drrction of the great stapile than it could be inlsenlsible to the rediretion of te world's aggregat stipprly of gold anid silver. Nobody would serioumly think of uiiintainig, in the latter Case, talit the Iusi of <iantity would be com lienisated by tie c in Ii a i c e i e it t of price ; arid it is cquallv irratiioal to conitend that tlit enforced filling 1fT' inl cottoi prodntioi, by reason of dimin ihed capital anld labor, wonh li e more thani made tip inr the higher nominal price broughnt by siller crops. Tie commercial and indristrial interests of the ior dl are all bond ny togerter as one great partnership, aid it is iathe matically impo1irssihAble that what tire whole positively l,ses can count as positive gaini for a part r nia r parit. 'The mnaterial iiiterests iif thle Sinuir, lien , will ire benst surbserv'ed by', briginrg nyj thie pirrdna ion of cot tori to thle rnorimal figu re, amri keapinrg it in a p' rogressivc ner ecase frorm year to year, corresponding wiithi tire growt oi 'f the world 's wanrts ini respect to cottori conisurmpjtion. Arid if, at the sarme timrie, thre planters pay dure atten tin i to lie iversificatrion of ind ,,try, whlerebly thir rdepe:rienice on it her se-t tins for foo may bi'~'Ie scrnsibly13 lessernedl, they needn ihave rio veryi gr nve fearns abiont the piirrdeion of cotitorn greatIly outrut n ring tIhe coirnumpjtioni. A )rur.ui V rrnr rina. -The Jamrest owni (T'enii.) ,Jouirinl, in dertailirng the dleathi of a brakermanr rnrmed Garrfled err a rail rorad at Uiniton, says :lie was to) have beern mriiedi to a yonrg ladly of thnt towni in about two months. On the 106th i'rst., whlen the train pinaed Jamestowrn an its w ay west, the yorung lady saw himn and hiad some1 conve'rsatiron with himn, arid that evenrinrg was i in rnanlly light spuirits. Th'ie next tmorniung ait thre lbreak farst tnale tier ap'peairanrie was so oinich thre reverse oif the ev'ein rg prrevions thrat it attraertedr the attenti'.n of her rrothier wvho aske t hter tire ('rnnSe of tieri appra ren t I trnble. 'Thr yonrg lardy there ripor rt'h:ed tri tier montier thait shre hadl dttrrene that tier loiver hdl mi:lIen uniter thre eairs anid h:lmr lhnen sor seriion:dy in-. jerd thamt ihe hraid died ~in abrnt twno hournrs. Sheo trnhl tire icirrm.tarnces irs sire tiad steri ini her dlnrm, how~i he hradl falleni andir rhe caur whreels hadir terribly e'rnahedt an min' ranigh'' lisiI kft eg rund his lef't arma, andu thamt tie hadrr 1: er in gi ent aigorsy for' abulrit I.' o hournn. lier stonry wars g enraly disc'redd b r y hetr iiiothter, wi ho endeah-vor rid toi per.rsndr' he~nriht there was ii >thing imua dlnre, afromi her riniri. .\briit rroorn a ,t iif LIht younig main whoi rmr hadmt sir tr' ible an dea''th tmriinr to te house. of thie youing holy and sri] ire hadnn bnrl nerwas f or litr. Shie thn rebaited thre tirenm.I siniees ofl herr bn.otheri's deamthi, crres. pondrinrg iiin'etil with time rarnr a. trohl byn the! I rriig l:rly 5'iie howri*s befoIre. niuth i, r impoibleth.I t::besik,i by~> How is that for High? A few days gince, a waggish gentle main was nalking down liroadway, N. Y., whien opposite the 1'rinity Chuci-h, whose spiro itt live hundred aid sixty feut frnom tho ground, ho tuet a Gerimai, And the following diulogue onsued: "Good morning, Schneidor." "Wo geclits dol." ")o you know what church that is?" "Yaw, dos is dor Drinity Church." "You see the steeplo and that little cross w-a-y up ther ?" "Yaw, I saw him." "Well, how is that for high ?" The German looked plensecd, amil stretchiig his iad, said : "iot is goot I li- best I hear dese six weeks; yaw, dot is v-ery goot." 'he wag went his way, leaving the mat smiling, scratching his iead ind gazing at tie little cross so high in the :ir. l\ hile thus standiiig, a smile over his face, a friend caute along, ail lie thought to give lim the saine good thing aid have another lAigh, adt said "Itullo, -'ritz-how You vas, el ?" "(moot-liow vas it going to be mit Yourself?" "Cooot all der vile. )o you know what, church msin dere ?" "Yaw-odere anm der i)inity ; I know dese ceh trch mUore as a dozen years al ready'."1 "You see dem stlieeples, iil der leeo. die cro on der (op Af dem slieeples w a-a-a-y iost tot der glouds ?"I IYaw, I see der lee(le cross." "Y,ou see him ? Yell -shl-h a.k you how high is (lot? Ihen lie k1nigheicd, a11(1 laughed, while tle other mlianl replled : "I duii't; know ; but whAt ftr youl imike so much laugh ?" "It's the tchoke-donlymio see limtl le;svboke-v-en I ask youf how high is dot ?" "No, I dlonl't see tder sch(ke ! "Vel, dot is funmy. A man just toldi d1t to ile, 11n1d I 1iake lauglh all ulet %ill. U"41d you1 12( fee dller seholie? I dinsk you peen a jiniill rnomui all nfight, 1nd youl CIn't Se! iothilig." Don't Advertiso. D ol't adve-ti.e. Dtol't do it. i)on't advertise your business ; i's paying out tioney,31o accommoWed other people ; if they w%*ait to buy your goods let thelln hunt you upl. )n't advertise, forl. it. gets your n,me abroad, and ymi are apt to lie flomded w;th circulars fron business limises, aild So be hbofed witil the 'drmmers' frm the wholesalu establisliieits, all of whieb al so resuIts in soliciting your order for new goods, anld money to pay for theii which is very annoyiig to one of a (lys peptic temperamen. Don't advertisc, I-r it brings people in fromil the cillItrv, (ountry f4lks, you know, Are (if ai imquiii-ing turn of mind,) an11d they will ask you mny astonishing quest52ionis about22 pies, try yur temlper w ~ith showing them21 goo is, and22 een vex youS w ith the reque lst to tie the uintp, whIib 1in y2i oui to anf add itionaul trotuble of buty ing muore*. IDoni't ad vertisc ; it gives people abroad a knowledge of your townI, and thiey' come iand settle in it ; it will grow, and other bulsi ness men01 will be indu1 tced to comie in and41(I tus~ increase youi2r compe1't1i2iion. Ini shioirt, if youi wvould have ai2 (piet town 2, not too0 Iarge ; if y(Iu wouldif not lbe haiirra~ssed by~ rnllti tud inous11 cares anid perpulex it ies of business ; if yOU would1( aIvoIid bintg bothere,d w ithi pay inrg for and12 losinrg time2 12) read a great cumberI~isome! new11spapier*, julst remaizin <pdelit ; don11't let tho peop0fle know~11 five miiles away w hero you are0, no4r whai:t y,ou are doing2l, and you will be severeiy let alono to enijoy tihe bliss of unmdisturbed reposo. [(Gazettt, JRedwood City, Cal. A Gollwr J)A 2TNmu ihnc(rr ' Tow ils oU n Gnn-. --A deocidedly new Pens:ation ist promised uis (on 1the 1 2t L (f next Aul gust. The0 tiunio(s .\. Piantamou1111r, Pro ft.ssor of A<tronomy03 at (Genevn, ha-s dis Cclore a ne0w come2it. whIibll, it is de. etinred2, exceeds in size nny 223imih2111r mete uOr hiSter toi knhOWni tif, iy 1120 elabornhe the new0 cogmett is da:rtinI g dhirec'tly tilt- *rd wiill COllne into co'llision2 wi3th it mii the. I12th (If Au2gulst, asX aifo1ireii. TIle tip prioaebi of tis terruie objtet wiill 1b0 lit ralided by3 an2 etraord2,2inariu y (heglue of heai~t ; anId the2(1 la'asroh 20 ennno21pt pIossi. bly' h be1 avoided-, unless b ly a1 2.ktion,1 tIt towV to, be pro(gno:sticated0(, produced100( by) thle comlet im2pr-iniginug Oin 210 attr act 2 I! eOloe of someu oIther hieav enily body. We beolieve (1hat th2is aIlarinig prophecy :orre-spoInds n' iih (2ne oif Dri. t'umm12Iingsf'S mlore recen2t anno24uncement:2is, and24, if so, science an2( d reh2in --or (22 on ccen tic represeno2tative (If it -wvill, for once and(1I unequllivocabuly, he0 m! aco(hrd. Tlhe~ iiiha tiis consi2,lb Iion, tha a111lfter thle Pla1nta ' m2112ur2 icnt coe ( w25 iithlin iSII!i therage of t(lescic~i observatlion22, and)1 bOcloes vii hble toI 2121 nakedV4 eye, therte wvill yot he 21 hlng time2 for them1, to set 2hrir hlAuses in2 order2, and12 1p, pareu for he "etern2:21 kdditional Vorsos to "Oft In the Stilly Night." Y EIWAitD FORD, XSq. Many will fi'l pleasuro in reading the 1lowing verses, additional to Moore'i weet melody. Wo have been permit ed to copy them from the manuscylpt ollections of a gentleman of high culti. iation. Tile author of the versea, ong. atMember of the 1Edgefleld (S. C.) bar, ii low the devoted pastor of St. aul', "hurch, Atigusta, Ga. We thiik hiI4 l litionil statimas have never been pul.. ihed before ; but even had they bet, he tneek consoltition they aTord-a fit ig chimax to the pathetlie sentitnetit of he poet-makes them wlt worthy of to Itiblication : I't. ho101P, in ton1es of love, Nly inin g soul s'usta in ing, KIt poinlts to pheres ab1ove, A d lhidA no cense comnplaiing The smilles, the telrs, 1l'I'ormer yoars, Inl those bright. ruanlli sh1all leelt Me; And there lie friid, Whose t meless iiei! sad memory weeps, a11111 greet iel'. Pils oft t i lidlight hour, Ere hne'gbinl hailh botmid mie, iild hope dispels the Aloom Sad memory spremN uround me. 111:N:rrr1s or LAm:.-n' n.---Probably here is not the remoest coriner or little niet of the Itinlute lood vessels of thei >(14dy that does not feel some wuvelet 1omo th. gre t comnvlsion produced by nirly i.aughiter, S1hking the celtral nin. The blood moves Wtag lively roaably its cemical, electric or vital .o11dilion1 is distinctly tlodificd-it con eys a diflerent impressioi to all the or ,ans of the body, as it visits them on lit 1r ticular mlystic journey, wlen ihe man is laughing, fiom what' it does it other times. Ali(d thus it is that 'a Voo latighlengthens a mIati's life by coni veyintg a diliIct and additional stil$ i1i. to lhe vital fo C.es. The linte may OM lien llpyil-iS, 1ttendiiigmoro 0l1nel thni they dlo now to the0 Ii . meiable subtle influence which the soul .xerts upon its tenments of clay, shalil Iiiescribe to a torpid pititient, 1so matny peals of Inughter, to be undergone at quel an1d suelh a titme,"just as they, do thiat fir moro objetluiald prescriptiln -n pill or ntielcetrie (ir galvanicslioek. A i:ssoN Foi -ll E(a: in,s.--A n ilptc 1. et gentleman of fortano visiting,,a -ouitry villIge in Maitne, not ffri.fppa Baigor, was hospitably entertiing and lodged by a gentletn il liavinig tlhre laughters. Two of thIese itn rich dres Iitertainlel the di'tilngui'hed.stranlger in tle patlor, while ole kept hlrle.eIf in. tku kit(Acenl, assust1tiig hIe' mother in pre paring lite food wid setiiig the table for ten, nmd after soipper, inl doling the wotk till it was lical1ly compilelted, whlen shte also joined her sisters in the parlor. ior the reminirtder of the evening. The next morniug the nme daugter wias ag.. a CS:uly in the kiichen, while ther othier iwo were ini the piilutr. Then gentlheiman, lik,e F"rankl~lin, jsmssessedl a discriinautingu1 mio tl, a s t clt.olse . rer ofi t he habits if the ymm5 tg hidiu, i ntced an oppjor tunity noli whiisperedt somlethinfg int the ear of the IndIucstriious one, antd th,eiileft for a time, lst re. .i itedl (lhe:-nme fai mily, humlIl in nhut a yiear lhe yoeing hiady of lie kitcen wasr con ve.yed to Ifiostoni, the unife of the stnme g,enitleiirtm visitor, wvhero she now relirb-s at tin e'l(gan t maniisiont. The( geintIlemaun whose fortuno shie shiareu,she wuon buy a judlicioits dh. lcittii and11 wellil ebreed 1 tudst ry. Mm s.cm:.ss -I )r. .\gniew thusii diq' couurses : Aist all young men between the ages of lift eno511 an thirtey five seem tio bo foirgetlul ef thIt debutc thcey are ac eumulatinig against the'ir fiut,s,e hlth by badc htabits Anid he,re Iet me remiil the render that habits tmny be hail aind ijreionts, even if they do not inuchue the psrneti le ef anly of the groisser frmsl if hiad li ving. 1 os' licienit out dhoir lfe, itnisenusonialelol thlinyi1, the free ysoe of tobnetcol, tIhe eaily o een ccaetisionaiul euse uf alcohlic ev iLerniges, thle mnil [geniee eo imuilire thuoughti", the l.ilur to tiourish the hrin by i I eniginI g ii t uon sucht thiigs' its tendiu to lift thle theoughts above that whieb is leswi, imiliente., butt by nto menis e'xbiantlI, the list of bad1 haiuts to be ausonc-e. Youeng tmci oftein inherit at stoc'k of goIod healt al s theiy somitetimeat' twealtIh from their an lce-siors, antl piroceed to spendl it ns I hoeugh it 'wure iexhniiutibtle * * * * As a rudle, itheu body enni lhe abIuisedl with apparenit mpunity, frn ithde age of lifeicen to that >f thuity-l e beenuse115 the rectupelraitive1 orces ouf an aet i v groin'utg youth Itnro rigosrous andl inuost ine xlhnn~t iblu. hint ,be reckoing times conies it ilth absohoio .ortity ; the dleb'ts liiconist icinsly' or gioraintly niuetiimal,tedl toi-, hue paidl. 'lore.'i otinw ih (nd agy lshi ii i .eni ov.. poulinuni. Take,iIh for itam,, e, it eswlc tt. 'I0i, I I l ire li iti bl.iiIdgii i * .ite iuf;ei, it 'uu'uis ung e o 1. au n er . >aek~ luke ai .ai.i medI colorede h.ii- , ., 'd it connliioiiced .a tiurnip in the hut A t ihe b l: o, iet t .s"icks e rniight ont Is. ind,uaiii loos iihe a nhe mt..'z.n lin ., re\ li ;ii i I i iiiii i i in- dnie..ai (t ili..