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gives alst ,anEel
edciid-t4oihe long-established ens
toi W his well-regulated print
'shop, we immediately wrote up a no
tice and igared up the cost of pub
'Vat iAh dat?" asked our friend,
placing $Ie utt end, of ihis whip
on our little sum of multiplication.
Ve iufrmed:him that it would
cot* mc for advert'sing his
lost c weeks
"You make me pay for dat ?"
"Certainly ; wve always take pay
-v +o1-tak v. pay,eh? Vel. dat i
sell my ENT
r'uary, or la
S. C., Janua
h von tam shivindle. I schribe
nit ast-Shournal baper -dese tree
ear, und now you sharge me
>ost for von leetle advertise un mine
"You shtop my Shournal ba
"You slitop my Shournal bapers,
nd I got some oders, py shiminy,
d you gome little .end dat horn
"But, see here, friend---"
"I go right away and dond got
eated mit yoa py krashus. Tink 1
ao got some sleep mit a veasel,
nd yoan S hag me voost for ad
t of Mardh.
ry 19Z, 1876
ertise von gow ! It vas better uiv
you dond got me med ven I gome
ere, und I schribe mit dat Shour
al more as tree year, but you
akes mie mad und you shtop mine
ba>ers before I got it next dime.
a't ish vat man I am kind ny, py
We tried to explain ; we tried in
rain; we lost him and a three weeks'
ldvertisement of a "lost gow, -py
himiny !"-Lowell Journal.
When is a horse not worth a
hilling ?~ When it is worth less
ing in wight-falsn scesR.
lESS with 6i
GETTNG OUT OF BED.-Dr. Hall ii
does not approve of the old d->e- ]i
trine which wvas formerly instilled sl
into the minds of children-that b
they should spring ont of bed the it
instant they awake in the morning. d
He says: "Up to eighteen years si
old every child should be allowed to ai
rest in bed, after the sleep is over, ci
until they feel as if they would ra- ti
ther get up than not. It is a very ty
great mistake for persons, old or a
young-especially children or seden- w
tary persons-to. bounce out of bed T
at the moment they wake up; all b<
the instincts shrink from it and w
fiercely against it. Fifteen or twen- lo
~ation in re
turning over and stretching the
bs, do as much good as sound x
ep, because the operations set thei
>od in motion by degrees, tend- i
gto equalize the circulation ; for C
ring sleep the blood tends to 1:
gnation, the heart beats feebly; ia
d to shock the system by bonn--fi
g up in an instant and sending s
a blood in overwhelming quanti- li
to the heart, ca,using it to assume I
alop, where the instant before it d
s a ereep,is the greatest absurdity. P
e instantaneous bouncing out of I
das soon as the eyes are open I
1 be followed by a weariress a
g before noon. o
Be cnen ted.
L of establh
;ard to sale
PAY YoUa DEns.-The ability of
caly every man to pay his debts
pends upon his ability to collect
bts due him. The individuals
a community are linked together
a chain of debts and credits ;
din a time of depression the re
isal of a person to dischar~ge a
igle liability often embarrasses a
e of a dozen debtors and creditors.
[ene the prompt paymen3, of small
bs becomes a public as well as a
rivate duty. The same money that
y adznbfore niht and twlve
ie are thus relieved of anxiety
ud pressure by this payment of
e obligation. Pay your debts.'
s, profits, &~
"Lovest thou me?1" asked a Min
neopolis swain of his last year's girl,
Not much, I don't" was her em
phatic reply. "Then death is my
best friend, and here's to his health!''
spoke up the sighing lover as he
drank off a bottle filled with a mix
ire which he supposed to be lauda
nm. But when the emetic, which
a shrewd druggist had given instead
of laudanum, began to work, hia
ir just held his hat to save the
carpet, and then dragged him out
on the dooristeps by the hair of his
head He has no longer any fait15
in the vaunited tenderness of wo
men's sympathetic nature.
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This is the Ceantennial year.
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raphy are something ~srft~"
contemplate. To-u.g-u-e ~
"tongue" - and the~i~fi:~
spelled it so should have be~.
"hongue." A-c-h-. ~ "5Ch~
aDd that's-all you cai inaas~i~t.
of 'it. -E-i-gh-t ll"eight'~ u~
matter how yo~~d 4
"aisle" andy f-gii ~i~L" ~ -.
the effort were not too peignfuL . -is.
A patent. hair restoiitivo has
recently been put in the market
thaL eats thescaip off~ Bald heads,