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140 V* say many quaint Sti6144 too, there is a sort eo $eroing direotness with whi Paul, in a collection which he Just blished of "Clever Things r id b ,hildren," makes them too r lever b half. The afory of the board school stu dent who could not be made to under. staid the nature of a miracle, and who, instead of giving the answer expected from him, deolared that if he saw the moon shining in the daytime he should say it was the sun, and that if his master assured him it was not the sun he should say his master was drunk, appeared originally In an official report. The mingled dullness and ingenuity with whih children will sometimes throw new light on a question by their mode o answering it, is often very amusing. In order to explain in a strikingly intel ligible manner the necessity 'of regula. ting one's conduct, a school-master asks a boy what, when a watch sometimes goes too fast, sometimes too slow, the owner ought to do with it. "Sell it," replies the boy. The reputation for veracity enjoyed by George%Washington in America has been made by his ad m'ring fellow-countrymen the subject of innumerable jests; and it appears' that some lecturer on moral philosophy, having questioned a pupil as to why Washington's birthday was celebrated more than the lecturer s own birthday, received the prompt answer: " Because he never told a lie." There can be no doubt as -to the sharpness (or as to the insolence) of the boy who, as he was removing the outer part of a picoe of cheese, and was told by his father in a tone of remon strance that he ate the rind, answered: "I am cutting this off for you." Many of the sayings ascribed to innocent lit tle children are at least as rude as they are witty. What else can be said of the daring repartee uttered by the boy who wished first to know whether his grandpapa had been with Noah in the ark, and, being an wored curtly in the negative, inquired of the old man how It was that he escaped drowning? There is deep pathos, on the other hand, in the tale of a child who, hav ing been presented with a half-crown. and assured moreover that it was a one, expressed his regret, saying at if it had boon bad he might have opt it, but that as it was good his pa rents would take it from him. Thoro is drollery sometimes in the naveto with Which a child will state the char acter of an action. A young man, for instance, coming homo from a party so late that he thought it desirablo to take off his boots before walking up-stairs, was told by his infant brother in a com manding position on the stair-case that he need not be afraid of waking the family, since they were " all up." To stories of the "enfant terrible" L:ind there is really no end; for the terri ble child is always among us, and never ceases saying the wrong thing at the wrong moment. It was one of Gavarni's own "enfants terribles" who, when a visitor showed the child a packet of bon-bons and said he should give them to him upon going away, called upon the gentleman to depart at once. Some of Gavarni's "enfants terrible" were almost too terrible to be funny. They let out the most compromising things about their parents. In English stories of the same type, the " enfant terrible" confines himself to identifying a casual acquaintance as the man who kissed his sister on the night of the party. There was not much in the indliscretionl com mitted by a child who hadi been wvar-nod not to make any p)ersonal remarks to a gentleman who had recently lost his arm In a batt.le. "Sihe obeyed orders implicitly until she wvent to kiss himn--Good-night, she exclaimed: adding. .3 haven't said anything about your poor arm have I?" Heroes (do not as a rule resent allusions to wounidsi honorably gained. ThIe case may hero be mentioned of a boy who in a large assembly caused a general fcoling~ of consternat ion by claiming a pecumiary r.eward for exceptional merit just di+. play ed. He had been cautioned not to l aught during the singing of a lady who could not sing without making grimaces, and ho was promisedl six pence if lhe succeeded in complying with the injunction given to him. "I want my sixp)ence, ma." he cried out at the end of a more tihan usually showvy eavslina; "I didn't laugh once." Some of Mr. llowyard Paul's best stories of clever sayings by children present, as before observed, the effect of endowing the little ontes with a wit beyond their years. The explanation, however, is good, whether "a little girl" gave It or not, of "bearing false witassa against yeur neighbor,' to the affect that "it was when nobody did nohn and some body went and told of it, ~ Sex of Eggs. A eorrapndent of the London tT<mr nal ef Bler 'ticure says in reference to this question :-" Last winter an old poultry keeper told me he could distin guish the sex In eggs. I lauighed at hi,and was none the less skeptical when he tol me the following secret:. Eggs with the air bladder on the center of the crown of the eg will rduc - cookerels; those wvith the blader on one' side will produce pullet.. The old * man was so certain of the truth of this dogma, and his poultry yard so far con firmed it, that I determined to make eixperiments upon it this year. I have done so, carefully registering the air bladder vertieal or bladder on one side, rejecting every one In which It was not decidedly one or the ether, as in some it was only very slightly out of the center The following Is the result :--Fifty-eight ohiekens were hatched, three are <dead, .een are yet too young to decide upon their sex. Of the remaining forty-four every one has turned out true to the old man's theory. This, of course, ma been accidentacoincidence, but Ih sal ettainly try the experiment again." Sleep... "Blessings," exclaimed Sancho, "on hi that first invented sleep. It wraps a an all round lke a cloak." It is a hicious momer.t certainly- that of be g well nestled in bed, and feeling at you shall drop gently to sleep. e good is to come, not past; the ba have been just tired enough to bder the remaining in one posture de htful; the labor of the day Is done. tall faihzte of the perceptions e erkping over one-the spfrit of cusness disengages itelf more more, with slow and hushing de , like a shiother detaching her dfrom that of her, sleeping child; mind seems to have a balmy lid Sover It like the eye; 'tis closing zsti'e closing-'tis closed. The afspirit hasjone to make its . i RaWM named the opening 4ohot the year from the o Janus, two faoe+h the one loo ing back and the other forward, denoted mem y and ho The early Saxon names oif-mo> (wolf-munth) is said to bave been suggested by the fact that he wolvos, deprived of their customary he , were won't to prowl round human iabltations in questof food; but it seems iuite as probable a theory, that it was uggested by the exteme severity of the -eason when Nature, of late so genial, teems harsh and even cruel. The customary celebrating with re oioing the opening of the now and un mown year seems common to many gee and nations, so natural is it to hope hat what is new may be good, and to rust that however rough our paths may lave been, in the coming time we may and the "green pastures" and "the wa ers of comfort. ' In the words of the gentle Ella: "The birth of a new year is of an interest too wide to be pretermittod by king or aobbler." No one over regarded the First of January with indifterence." It is an old custom to keep the day as % holiday, though it has been the practice of superstitious persons to work little in the morning with the idea hat this course would insure them pros perity and plenty of profitable employ nont through the year. In England the celebration com nenced on New Year's Eve, when the "Wassail-cup" was carried from house to house by a group of youths and maidens. A prettier custom, orig inally Scottish, was for the whole fam ily to go in procession to the outer door, and opening it as the last stroke of midnight sounded, welcome in the New Year with words of greeting. The presentation of New Year's gifts was fashionable as far back as the early days of Rome, and was a custom also of the early Britons. In that day the Druids presented to the people the sa cred mistletoe previously cut with re ligious ceremonies, and friends ex changed presents. Of this custom an old writer says: "As presages are drawn from the first things which are met on the beginning of a day, a week, a year, none can be more pleaslna thant of those things that are given us.R As far back as the reign of Henry the Third it was customary to present New Year's gifts to the reigning monarch, and some sovereigns did not hesitate to extort gifts when they were not freely offered. It was by the holp of those annual contributions that Queen Elizabeth kept her magnificent ward robe well replenished. Gloves, in for mier times very costly, were frequently offered to sovereigns and high dignita ries. Pins, once a great luxury, were acceptable gifts to ladies. Instead of these presonts, their value in money was sometimes given-hence the terms ''glove-money," and ''pin-mon ey." The more rigid Puritans objected strongly to New Year's presents, as b) ing "a moere rolque of paganisme and idolatry." The First of January, being a week after Christmas, is eclebrated by the Churches of England and Rome as the Festival of the Circumncision. The Christmas and New Year holi days close on the Feast of the Epipha ny, January sixth,-Twelfth l)ay as it Is called. boing the twelfth from Christ mas. Many old superstitious customs are associated with it. The following Monday, when the people returned to the sober r.alities of working-days, was called in the rural districts lorgh, Monday. Among the events of historie interest connected with New Year's D)ay may 1be mentioned the league of William Tell and his brave complatriots, (1:108) the commen:cement of three centuries' resistance of foreign oppression-the coronation of Chariles the Second as King of Scotland (16.51) when the Scots endeavored to atone by loyalty to the son for their treachery to the father, and thus prepared the way for- the rcs toration of the Stuarts to the throne they were so soon to forfeit-aml( in L803, the abolition of slavecry in these United States of America; the secondl >f these events an era in English his ;ory, the first and the last eras in the mnnals of the human racd.--Goldens A Shark Caught by a Clam, Among the diseoveries recently made n the great Dead Sea of the West, ac :ordmig to an exchange, were some gi Cantic oyster shells more than six feet ong, each p air of which once contained an animal that the average boy could not lift. To-da the only leally. large shell-fish is of t$e clam family. I tJis named 7'riacnu gigas, a contemporary tells us, and is found in h aii Ocean, the length of its life being sixty or seventy years. It grows imbedded in the coral and is fastoned to the reeks by a cord called the byssus, which is so tough that it can be cut only widh an ax. The shells themselves are six feet long, each valve weighing more than 25~0 pounds, while the animal part often weighs thirty or forty pounds. When alive the tridacna lhes with its great valves ajar, capturing any food that may pass within its scallope<d edges. A shark was Once caught int this way. Swimming along in search of food, he unwarily passed in the door of the great clam's house, his tail rudely striAdn the animal. Like a flash the tremenK ous jaws snapped together, squeezing the man-eater as if he were in a vise and rendering him utterly powerless. As the tide went down the shark's head appeared above water, dashing about and churning up the sea. The hubbub> attracted the attention of some thieves, who soon captured both shark and clam. --Kentucky grows over one th'rd (36 per cent.) of the entire tobacco crop of the emantry, and 15 States supl)iy 90 pounds out of every 100 poundls grown 2 ther States and Territories report a small amount-togethier only 1 per cent. T1he yield v'aries all the way from -7 peunds per acre in North Carolina to 1,620 pounds per acre in Connecticut, in which State fertilizers are largely -Percy: "Are you asleep. Rosey?" Rosey: "No, Percy. Why?" Percy: "I'll tell you what I wish, Rosey." Riosey: "What do you wish, Percy?" Percy: "I wish we kept a gooseberry shop, and couldn't reli em.", --Mr. Giph ay. he appreciated the motives of his friends in the next room at the hotel, who, when he was very sick and likely to die, thought, as they had a pilano, they'd cheer him up with a little music, and got together and sang, "Nearer my G6d, to T1hee," but be says the air somehow didn't cheer him much-Boston Pber. -A young girl of the Sioux Nattan Ia described as chiefly remarkable for her fine dark eyes. Why not call her a B Eed Sioux- thentP-'t4btergh O OI An INDUSTRY. '--om te t twelve thousand tons of salt have bea along the shores of Grea ,1i peason. There is a large us of 61" on salt left over from last n 1 t oaused a gathering of a less aohount then usual. - he blood of crats and other :orus tacea's has been proved by M. FAdericq to ha e the same saline constitution and the same strong and bitter taste as the waftrs they inhabit. But the blood of sea fishes is very different. It has not the same constitution as the water, and thus shows a marked puperiority over that of crabs. -M. Gley, a French physiologist, has attempted to answer by experiments made upon himself the question: What are the effects of intellectual work upon the cerebral circulation? When he ap plied himself to a subject which he had a difficulty in understandingf thoroughly and had therefore to concentrate all his energies upon it, the rhymth of the hei}rt was far more accelerated than when he took up some matter with which he was well aoquainted. -To copper or brass objicts with sil ver without difficulty or loss of time, the following process is given: Mix two parts of chloride of silver with twenty parts of powdered cream of tartar and fifteen parts of powdered common salt. Moisten a suitable quantity of the mixt ure with water, and rub it with a piece of blotting paper upon the metallic ob ject, which must be thoroughly clean. The latter is afterward rubbed with a piece of cotton upon which precipitated chalk Isdusted, then washed with water, and polished with a dry cloth.-Prairie Farmer. -A cheap black paint or varnish for iron work is prepared as follows : Clear, solid wood tar, ten pounds; lamp black or mineral black, one and one-half pounds; oil of turpentine, five and one half quarts. The tar is first heated in a large iron pot to boiling, or nearly so, and the heat is continued for about four hours. The pot Is then removed from the fire out of doors, and while still warm (not hot) the turpentine, mixed with the black, is stirred in. If the var nish is too thick to dry quickly, add more turpentine. Benzino can be used instead of turpentine, but the results are not as good. Asphaltum Is preferable to cheap tar.-Chicago Times. -At the Munich Electrical Exhibition one of the curiosities was a telephone transmitting music performed at Ober Ammergau, over a distance of sixty three mles. At the palace a huge tole phonic arrangement brought over music from the English Cafe, so that the whole immense audience could hear the pieces quite distinctly. But perhaps the most simnificant exhibit was a single wire which conveyed electrical energy a distance of thirty-seven miles from the coal mines of Miesbach, where it was generated. This augurs a future for the economical use of labor which may have far-reaching results. Digging the Panama Canal. The largest dredging machine ever constructed will he launched in this city within a few weeks. This immense mud digger is one of the three being constructed by Slaven Bros., of Califor nia, at Petty's Island, for the Panama Canal Company, the aggregate cost of which will be over $800,000. 'Tho one now so near completion is 100 feet long, 60 feet wide, and 12 feet deep. Whern all the machinery is in place it will con tain 3,50 tons of iron. On each of the three monster diedges there wvill be eight separate engines, the pair of high pressure engines which run the dred'ge being of 250-horse power each. The dredges are of a new patent and wor-k with a series of buckets oni an endless chain. There are eighteen of the buck ets to each machine which can dig and dispose of 1,620 cubic yards of dirt inan hour, or a combined capacity per- hour for the three dredges of 4,860 cubic yards. Thus in four months, w >rxing twelve hours a day, they would cij~ out 9,290,000 cubic feet, or a canal oighty feet wide, twelve feet deep, and nearly fifty miles long. After the dirt is scooped up in the buckets it is run up the long arm of the dredger fifteen or twenty feet below. The hopper is madle of iron, and weighs five and a half tons. From the hopper the dirt is forced by machinery into and through a Jiugo pipe, three feet in diameter anil 150 long to its place of deposit. The pipe has a fall of eighteen feet, and to Insure the easy passage of the dirt through it, a heavy stream of water is constantly forced through. The stoppage in the work of digging is never very long. The dredger -rests upon a "spud" or p In, upon which it can be re volved without stopping the dredging buckets, thus enablhng the operator-s to dig fromi side to side at will. Tlhe ma chinery for the first dredger, which was manufactured in California, is now here, and as soon as the hull is launched will be placed on board. Before taking the big digger to Aspinwall a number of preliminary tests will be made with it in the Delaware River. The second dredger will be commenced as soon as the first is launched, and work on the third will be0 started as soon as the sec ond is finished. The Canal Construction and Banking Company, of which the M~essrs. Shaven are agents, In add(ition to the building of the dredgers, have a contract with the Panama Canal Company to dig out ten miles of the canal, for wh ich they are to be p aid $2.000,000. Mr. L,. Wa.rd, who is the Superintendent of Construction in connection with the building of the dredgers in this city, has just arrived here from the Isthmus of Panama,where ho has put up sixty-eight buildings alonew the route of th'e proposed canal in con"~ neetion with this $2,000,000 contract. He says the work preparatory to the commencement of di gig out t,he great canal is about finished. T1he canal com pany has so far spept about $20,000,000, and he has no doubt that the canal wvill be completed within the ton years speci fied by the engineers. There are, lie states, about 5,000 men at work.-Phil adelpk,a Record. -Since the death of Thuirlow Weed, Chauncey Morse, of (Canandaigua, is said to be the senior printer- in New York State. Born in 1794, ho became, in 1811, an apprentice in the office of the Ontario Repositor-it, at (Can and algua. The late Lewis HI.'Redfiold had entered the same oflice just four years before. Afterward Messrs. Morse and Redfield were partners in publishing the Ontario Regqister. SInce 1821 Mr. Morsbe has been connected with various newspa pers in various places. and has only re cently returned to spend the late after noon of his life's long day in Canandal gua. His faculties are scarcely a whit Fuipaired, andi his health is hale and hearty. _________ -It is better to hit the naif en the head twice than it is to hit the na~il on the florer on RQ AND FARL -A poultice of fresh tea leavea moist. ened with water will cure a ptye on the eyelid. -Black corn has been raised in Liv. hEgntoa County, 14. Y. It is desoribed as being as black as an Afrioaa,as sweet as sugar, and retains all the attributes when cooked. -Bread Pie: Two cups of bread crumbs, one cup of water, one cup of sugar, one teaspoonful of tartarlo acid, and one teaspoonful of essence of lemon. Boil together. Bake two crusts and place mixture between.-The 1ouse. hold. -Indian Meal Gruel: Use the finest and best quality of meal. Wet two spoonfuls in cold water and beat till there are no lumps; then stir it into a pint and a half of boiling water, and let it boll half an hour, stirring constantly. Season as liked best.-Country Gentle man. -A son of Rev. J. R. Battle, of Thom asville, Ga., has won a prize of twenty dollars in gold offered by a Southern agricultural paper to the boy under six teen years of age who would report the best yield of any crop on a half acre of land. Master Battle's crop was 250 bushels of sweet potatoes to the half acre. -Fruit Cake: One egg, one cup of sugar, one and a half cups of flour, half a cup of butter, two-thirds of a cup of currants, one cup of raisins, half a tea spoonful of baking powder, three tea spoonfuls of sour cream or milk, one teaspoonful each of cinnamon, cloves and nutmeg; in place of baking powder and sour milk you may use, if you choose, two teaspoonfuls of yeast; in this case it wilt not need to stand in the tin to rise for an hour.-Detroit Post. -Ammonia is very useful in the kitchen. A few drops rffixed in the water will take off any rease from plates, dishes, etc., better ti ansoda,and does not injure the skin of the washer as the constant use of soda does. Ladies will find this a -useful hint whe the'y find themselves in the capaci of im promptu maids-of-all-work. Sponges, hair-brushes, etc., are best-cleaned with diluted ammonia-in fact, it is a very useful thing for many purposes in the houso.-N. Y. Herald. -A nice addition to beef soup just before sending to the table is to drop in poached eggs which have been cooked in salted water and neatly trimmed, one for each person. Some add slices of lemon or yelks of hard boiled eggs, one for each plate, just before sending to the table. Bread dice is also a very nice addition to soup and should be prepared in the following manner: Cut bread in to dice an inch square and fry a hand some brown in'butter. They should be prepared several hours before dinner and left near the fire to crisp and dry. -77c Housekecpcr. The Pestered Man of Earth. As if the actual suffering of mankind from the various diseases common to the lot of all, was not sufficient, the flahnemannian Monthlii, of Philadel phia, enumerates the following possible cause for many mysterious complaints which baffle the skill of the most ex perienced physicians to cure, and enough in number to frighten a well person into a nervous fever: Commenc ing at the mouth, the virulence of hu mai saliva seems to have been proved. It is supposed to be due to micrococci. The human mouth is a culture chamber, which is maintained at a constant tem perature, and is furnished with a con stant sulpply of pabuitlumi, namely, saliva. These circumstances arc highly favora ble to the sustenance anud multiplicat ion of the micrococcus. If, now, it is asked why every man (lees iiot suffer from aut-o-inoculation, it may be answered that micrococoi may kill an herbivorous animal, a rabbit, for instance; but, can not destroy a carnivorous or omnivorous animal, as man. (See Philadelphia Medical Times, September 9, 1832.) Most earncstly' do wve urge vegctarians, to take timely warning! But what is to become of the genus homno, anyhow P Vibriones tickle his nose into hay fever, the BacIllus typhosus gnaws at the bowels, the micrococcus dliphtherim swells up his throat or clogs his larynx with fatal croup;, sarcintu invade his stomach, and micrococci envenom his saliva. 1If he eats a bunch of grapes ho must needs crunch the parasitic saccha romyces adhering to the skins; and if he inadvertent.ly exposes the contents of his p)antry to the openf air, a blue green moldl from the P enicilhiumni gla eum spreads itself over the best p)re serves; hubbles line the glass jars, and wriggling organisms and motionless forms looking like heads on a string, sour his milk. The greed of the yeast plant for oxygin is the cause of the rais ing of his broad, and the same craving on the part of the Mycoderma vini, sup plies him with wine. Hut If he does not carefully watch these results of fermen tation, mold3 gathers on one, and the other falls a victim to the spores of the viscous fe-ment and becomes thick, ropy andl unpl)atable. If he indlulges in p)ork, trichinme nles tle cosily in his tissues, or the Cysticer aus cellulosus into twenty feet of trenia to the discomfort of his aliment ary canal. [n infancy and childhood, thre id worms rnd lumbhriooidles dlisturb his sleep and ~orture him with colicky pains. Disease ~erms expose him to whooping cough in muimps,and threaten him with a long inc of exanthemata; and when, the a:untlet run, he conmes into youth, that ~ell destroya r, zonsuimpltion, fed, if Koch s to be tbelieved, by bacilli, leaves him >ut six out of seven chances of ever 'caching the period of maturity. If, by good fortune, he escapes this langer, others meet him at every step. f7hrough the p)arsimony and dishonesty if city officers, streets are filthy and ewers are imperfect. 16 he flies to the ountry, perchance a dry summer and mn open winter permit the generation of niasmata. And even if he seeks the alabrious atmosphere of a sea iesort, lefective sanitatian poisons his bed 'oom or permits the dlischarges from a Irain to empty a. few yards from his >nathing place. And finally, when he falls a victim to lisease fungi or, happily escaping them, lies of good old age,,his mortal remains are no sooner consignedi to the, grave ~han a host of maggots and kindred acavengers complete the wvork of devas tation, and thus d'oes the man of earth become converted into the numerous bodiles of his numerous destroyers. Scientific American. -The coal product for the Schuvlkill region for the week ended Norcenber 25 was 175,730 tons, as against 178,481 tons for the week p)revious, andr 154.768 tons for the corresponding week of last year. The total product for the week wvas 681,711 tons, against 600,195 tons for the same week of last year--an in crease of 75,516 tons. The product for the year so far Is 26,282,637 tons, against 2s5,295, 144 tons for the corres ponding period of lastyear-an increase of 997,493 tons. -The man who scissors ofr coupons 1s the genuine "rvenne-outts" teninga nwool anr d peotei, if the g egIlotfule of any part of his duty. With regard to feed, It is not suffiolent that ehee have 1 merely "plenty of it, suoh as it Is;" they must have plenty of the most suita- a ble kind, to produce the best results. Take our country over and we have c plenty of sheep, "such as they are," c but in the matter of well-bred and well. fed sheep. there is hardly a more pov- n erty-stricken community on the globe. i It is not numbers, but quality which we a lack. To reach the grandest results we < must make the best use of what we have, < by infusing purer blood into our flock. a We have the "common" sheep in great i numbers, and now the thing to be done t is to gradually but steadily and surely raise the standard of excellence by the infusion of some of the "blue blood" which so many of our behind-the-time breeders are wont to consider as only suitable for "aristocratic" breeders who pursue the business of breeding more as a pleasant pastime than a means of multiplying dollars. Who has not met with men who could not afford well bred stockP And what prac tical breeder who has adopted the most approved methods of breeding and feed ing, considers that he can again afford to take up the out-of-date ways and moans of mutton and wool growing. The man who feels himself too poor to afford highly bred stock, may some day, when he has bought wisdom by hard experience, come to the conclusion that he never had been able to afford any other kind. The old popular notion tpat only ri men are able to support well-bred stock is being rapidly ex ploded, however, as sensible people are coming to the conclu ion that poor men are not able to stand the iuestionable luxury of low grade stock. A very common idea is that the example of highly prosperous men is too extrava gaut for those of less means to imitate, but it is nevertheless true that such a doctrine is false, because Men never reach the highest success purely upon their own merits and by their own man agement without exercising the very best. judgment and employing the very means which many who are unsuccess ful consider "too high toned," or ex travagant.-Drover's Journal. Economy on the Farm. On the farm, and in all the various details of rural and domestic life, pru deuce and a just economy of time and mueans are Incumbent in an eminent de gree. The earth itself is composed of atoms, and the most gigantic fortunes consist of aggregated items, insignia cant in themselves, individually consid ered, but majestic when contemplated in unity and as a whole. In the man agement of a farm, all needless expend iture should be systematically avoided, and the income made to exceed the out lay as far as possible. Pecuniary em barrassment should always be regarded as a contigoncy of evil boding, and if contended'against with energy and per severing fortitude, it must soon be over come. I)ebt, with but little hope of its removal, is a millstone dragging us down and crushing the life-blood out 'of us. Be ceorful, therefore, in incurring any pecuniary responsibility which does not present a clear deliverance with the advantages which a wise use of it ought always to insure. A farmer who purchases a good farm and can pay down one third of the priie. give a mortgage for the ether two thirds, and possesses the heart and res olution to work it faithfully and well, enters upon the true path to success. lie will labor with the encouraging knowvledge that each day's exertions will lessen his .indebtedness and bring him nearer to the goal when he shall be disenthralled and becomes a freeholder in its most cheering sense. But without (due economy in every department, in the dwelling as well as in the barns and in the fields, this gratifying achievement. may not be reached until late In life, or may be Indefinitely postponedl. A pru (dent oversight, therefore, over all the operations of a farm,in order that every thing may be done that ought to be done andl nothing be wasted, will exer-t a pow erful influence in placing a family on the high road to an early independence. - Germantoum Telegraph. Ilow to Say It. Sny "I wold( rather walk," and not "I had rather wvalk." Say " I doub)t not but I shall," and not "' I don't dloubt lbut I shall" Say " for you and me," and not "for you and I." Say " whether I be ,present or not," and not " present or no.' Say " not that Iknow," and not " that| I know of." Say "return it to me," and not " re trurn it back to me." Say "I seldom see him," and not " that I seldom or ever see him." Say "fewer friends," and not "less friends." Bay "if I mistake not," and not "if I am not mistaken." Say "gnm-e is plentiful," and not "game is plenty." Sa~y "I am weak in comparison with you, ' and not " to you." Say "it rains very fast," andl not " very hard." Say "'in its primjtive sense," and not "primary sense." Say "he w as noted for his violence," . and not that "lie was a man notoriou's ,1 'for violence." Say "'thus much is true," and not " this much is true." Say " I lifted it," and not " I lifted it up." And last, hut net lea.st, say " I take my paper and pay for it in advance." 4 -[New Haven (conna.) Union,.i Hlow a Lawyer Tren'ted the Case. .r I, David Strouse, of New Haven, Con- ' necticut,. was attacked with a severe S rheumatism in my right arm, hand and foot, so that I walked with difficulty and could hardly use my hand to eat with. I used one bottle of St. .Tacobs Oil, rub bing well three times a day, and ob.. tained instant relief and a perfect cnre. DAVyD Srnousn, ,Ait-ney-at-Law. . --Some young Canadian boys met a lynx and thought it was a dog, and act nially tied a 'tin kettle to its tail and seni a it howling into the woods. . Correct yonr habits of crocked wa!king by using Lyon's Pa4tent Metalie Heel Stiffeners -An O)gdenishirgn~girl ate sixteen average-sized ap)ples in twenty minuitos on a wager.____ --A Mississippi man has discovered ~ that an excellent quality of sugar can j be madogrom sweet potatoes,. o-u oy.spepais, indigestlen, deprsessio et pir ts Anert generd 'l dbi:it!, in their variout i n ~; also~ -s a preventative agelnss fever a tun and other tatermttens fevers, the nerro Pnosphor-ated Etizir of Calisays.." mado by O.e:1, H as ud & Co., New York, and soldI by all Dra&g5INts, is the h 'at tonie,j and for pasvenist ro 'Ye ing from fever or ouber sloases'. is IJa. No eqaL. ttei on Reat." Cleare out rats, itce, abe. bed-bpga, ants. vermin. 15c. a#dl rrWAN's WoM 8tRUp, for fever ibge. XMUeNnees, woris. Tasteless. 15e. >t rrs Litament, "plied to th head relves headaehe, and pfe at the hat icon faulg out. SSpleladid *einedp for Lung Duees-s Dr Beb't Newton, )ste Pjaideut of the Electic aoUsge Of the City of New York, and formerly Cf lnnUati, Ohio. ieel Dr Wm Hell's Belsim very fteoively in his practice, as maoy of his p.t tenfr, ow lvinR, and restored to hcalth by the useof his Invaluable medcine, can amply testify. He 'ways said that eo good a remedy ought not to be onsldered mrtrely sii a patent me,ielne, but that it ight to be prescribe: freely by evesy physildan a A sovereign remedy in all cases of Lung diseaer, is a cure cure,for Consumptton, an: has no t qual r all pectoral Complants. GREAT MRaAN "REMd UR ES Rheumatism,' Neuratgia, Sciatica, Lumbago.Saokache, Headache, Toath:rclie. SoreThroat, welliing.sSprnIev..lvuisee, Barn., Scalela, -rust. Illtes, AND ALL OTHER BODILY PAIN9 AND At-iIkI. SOd by Draggisats.nd Doalereeerj where. Piny Coutrn bottle. Directions In 1 1 .suguages. TlIE lVAR1.E8 A. VmIF.i,ER Co. s~ Wi~ it. -0(XLxeR a eo.) Italtimore, R d., r ,.A. Bostetter's Stomach HiSf?L Dttters gires steadi nEBRATED nes to the nerves. in duces a healthy, nat. ural flow of bile, pro. vents consdpatoo without unduly ptr ring the bowels. s'n. tst sttmulat's the circulation, ar.d by promoting avigorous condition of t he physical sytansr pro. IIN)tce nlsu. that cheerifnesa which is the truest indi"a tion of a well-li. anced condition of STOMAC .all the aninal pow g~ ~TOMA H~~ ers. * 1n uE g For sale by all SDruggists and Deai era generally. OPIUM~HABIT AND DRUNKENNESS. horsilvein]irdllyand erma etlcred byV > It.INkI1:"siti > L *) inar I eicntl n o form of Opium. Truth invitcs Inv.tigiation, tefere"icen best n thes tate. For trm. puuphi - ets at profs, addre.ss, WIth thlre,' crtnt rMnin p. *i' C.E-LAM .N . w 7 1 - ' I t r c ,,.1 p t . . A r ,n r .. ,. Sawing Made Easy. . The New Improved .NARCI LIGHTNI. B..'16V -a the cteapst and besfs A boy sixteen years o W l- ca sw logajtut sad eaey a f". Ilatrated Catal0oi+ containi test Imon. anM full aUculars. AGENTS WANTED. LBaw G., lBaadelys Bt., Ohoage. KILL and PACTORY SUPPLI\Jl )F ALL KINDS. BELTING HOSE and PAOEING, OILS, PUMPS ALL KINDS. [RON PIPE, FITTINGS, BRASS GOODS, TEAM GAUGES, ENGINE GOVEPNb R,s fcc. Send for Prico List. W, H. DXL LINGHAM & 00., 143 Main Street, LOUIS VILLE, KY. _ _ This N.Y. Sin ,r, S2O With 86 vet or Aitta' anentr. Frea. -- Warranuted perfect. Lt.l.it .111ning qe, haad an kd iiabie. tu R eth1 stos M#e,'anlc ich w oc. t tot r ce w is Ah-o mlenten test tr ail-Ic af toi,.ura e~l init, and i** thi'e iutual Tir v.ll.g ADD TOOURCOM in,vestmnuft Dith itlers it urest cin toank ing regni.ir nnii urutiit frottn invst i o ot'$111 to*100 i o re dit ngi* ii ' AIPRqVISIDNS&STOOK5S lub. 1l:? 7ora sen wekl iidnlsj p:i.Ih l n xonibly. pa,t thrtee t,cientil,. vtii ieavi icriginal nlicic lining tney ini Club.or returned -con lemandicc. iShaires $10 c.-hi. .x pianatory etrecilai c saent l'ree. i1elcuble- crrespcccienitcic afintedl everywiiwre. Acildressu .It. i 5o:50A.1 & (o. Dom'll Met.. 1U & 1-9 La Salili St.. CiAO,~ I LL Dr. L.aF/EUJSN FEIC5 MOUST AC HE VIGORl _i Grows a beard on ths arnoothst facce In l0-da aor ruoney refunded. Necver fail.. Henicen recolpcofcua staraps .cr silcer; S itacknges fo I. iBeware of chcap ituitatisiorre ; one othcer genicIne. lienti f,r circular. Address, T. W- $AX, box 22 Warsa, In. U.i.A.L *E A.STIC TRUSS~ iinanl'ad diffednjcfrnmrit otheo,, lein C.tnlr adsi t s SENSiOL.E fiuon elStO bcotr, wil tIn - T RUSS tn*eet'aas. aspu. wtl with the i segr. wIl it alh en igt a a ii cce:e tI is i?) EO0LESTO T1JDEGfC.. CNestrio, LI. ICURES WHERE ALL ELSE FAILS. Reat Congh 8yrn . Tacstoo good Ue in time. Sold by drtugglsta. *J Don. E. 0. Wat' Naava Ax. UxAts TasAT=rv; a usolfe for Nyhteria, DIsaInvse, ConvuleIona, arvens -adaache, Mental D. preasion, Less of Meooy Prema cre Old Age, eaused by ver-ex.ersto, whiob leads to leery, decay ad denth, Or., box '.ill ontre recent eases, ach box eontains ono month's treatment. one dollair a ix br al be o ave dollats; 6ent t.y ci prepaid ca osipt of ~ries. We guarantee six boxes tcocur. any ae. Wit aseh rder received by as for six toxes, ae una.ned with Ave dollar., we wil sand the 'pur aser etur written uarantee to return the lrs ney if the satmnu doe. act steet a oar.. Quaraee, teed caly 0. 5. LUAEN. Charlestoxa, S. C. rders bk sit promptiy attesded cc. STRONG'S PECTORAL PILLS. A SURtE REMEDY FOR 30LDS AND R HEUMATISM I niure healthy appnetite, good digestlon. regutlar ' Of thle howein. ArPter1cM flO0oN TO DVt1,C'ATE( xfALFJI, ootintg an't brneling the ne'rvonisayN rn.and gIving vigocr and heailh tt,onvery fibros of sebody. 39/riby Druptyista. For Al i u anes wci th iii partcular ailtrecs 4). IC. iIt'ti. & Co., fox 0. New York, '1IA WEFK. $2 adbuyrit lhomocasilvnatie iaCostly outfit free. Add ress Tfrun & Co.. .Aiuctuat. a M O 1 Thoe. wishing to make iOTn FUTURES 50 can get full information anid OO00ciroular. mailed free on ap heliation to OUS . FREY :ne.r Bloc~ NM I S5IO t Rp ~ * A a tht I aveboenx sa Sed its acoatv projxerties. lannanD afTrm DR. RAR TER MED 100 LLU,TR,?.W AND PRICES o JIAMONIS, WATCHES, JWLife AND SILVERWRAE '711 i).o sent to any address upon apploetion to P P.STEVENS & CO., '' J7EWELERS, SAL.ANTA, - . GEORGIA. d BEEORC- AND - TER Electric Appliances are sent on 30 0 s' Trial. TO MEN ONLY YOUNG OR O WHO areettfettngIfront xvvsDt UTV,O I LST VIVArtt, TLac os NaTa rolws AND - oo AST xV ssssa and those of at l'an.soNAL NATVxa resultintg from I T> A nW5U OTNaA CAUsaa. 8eedy rellef and oomplsto reato rationof H IAI.ru,V oom and Stawnoon OvAaAMtaMp. The gran"dest discovery of the Nineteenth Centuryi. len atoneo for llutratoPamphitre . Adrese VOLTAIC BELT 00. MARSHALL MKIO: CONSUMPTION CAN BE CURED! U A L L'S LUNGS. IA FORTHEBA LA cures COnsurnflPltI D t eat rreitue, Brub o Mn es, nc Isha lOareenes , a ma, Or u eha rinS.u to t soothes ani ha a toIei brap f th Lttn e, inflamed and p isned by t disense, an5d prevents the nigh sweas t= lh ness across th che.t whloh Iesen am> It. on uutt lon Is not a Incurabe maady. )iA L'SI BALSAM will c ure voa. evw though profesnional alid flaIlls. I C U RE F IT I Whe n I nry . uro I ,w wa utneSn Iuoroly t p ot em W a imo und I hen hn them tturn (411at. 1 mean a radt ca e uro. I havo mo l t1 l,aso or IT S bILEPSY or FAILL1N t1 S ICl{K: YN E II .long st,nlc. 1 warrant nt romeOV to er , orntu,ea. Itoea other bavc ,ailed It no reason for not now recetving a cnre. Sendsa' onco for a trentlso ant a Free JIottlo of my lnrslilb1c realoid. tllvo Laprena aind Foet 0111cc. It oosts yol ttoti,lmug f~r n trial, and I ,tIll cure ynti. Address Dr. 11. 1. OT. LIa roarl 8t.. Now 7tork Is unfailing and lafaln . bli in curIng Epileptij Fits. Spasms, Oonvu sions, St. Vitus Danos, Alcoholism, Opium Rat. .loouaand aq roa Blood Dw. Lawlers, Literary Men. etrase. To Olrgya;~ ades ae all wbosw causes Ner?aFonetrs %ion, Irregulatilea of the blood,; rAellach.. bowels or Kidnes, onl who require a nwvv toic, appetizer stimulant. jA - TAN NIiVI lain ro:laime I"th st THlE DRi. S. A. RitCIIMOND) MEDICAL (0., Sole ProprIetors, Mt. Joseph, Mo. THE BEST FML AA Domorest's IllUtTated Xonthly. 14old by all newsdealere nod Poetmeaser., Mesid twe ay aoi fur a seedna sa py to E. 1dth Mt., leen ~'rk. trPbihe,3 *&-The Netw Volmne (19) commencer teith Nov)ember. Send FIFT! CENTS for three month. ; iStowil satisf you thai you can aubscribe Two Dollars for a year and get ten timnes its valuse. HEGE'S IMPROVED CIROULAR SAW MILLS~ CI S Rnd $o With univeres Tt~ centric -rc~F 0 rices Low. Workman- " It - enflil First-Ctus. ianke' turel by JtIAF ISO0N WOSKg, gALEEL N. 0 (A03.NTM WA&NTEElb for the Best and Faste.st ./eingm'' Pcorial Be'k.y anet Iliblea. rices reduced 13 per out. NAirrosA PU5r.rsuI(MO Co., Atlanta, Ga. PATENTS r____d_____ Sim,y e t a S 6A WER EKIn your own town. Terms and U U 55 ou Atlfe.drs H.allett & o.,Pestland.Me A A $: IRIN( FORl 60 CtN. the Llt y li enod th eleg a \ RGon reciplo o d address Btanard, Cur C, 3 Par St., N . fl. .V THRESHERS C. B._C. _' ___r __a_:"* o ts,i ofremeo,df the worst kind and of long gt it er V AlABE TIIEATIK on thi disease, to DRi. T. A. 8OCM. 181 arl t.. New York. 000 Yonse ane.Pnd 8e. usamp far eamnplese UUU__my_alphab___. J.W.Seghtmia., agle ivr,MIoth to poor ')m KN. I3Ars rnt , t IofsMe Pub.h Union, Atatnta, Ga...NO. 1. '88. -mAsGENTS-e santed for the beat sellisag book in the United ltates. W.sto, and it the terms we offer. Salary .and commission to the ght men. .1- H. CHAMBERS & 00O, Ata (,ha. ioxl, a of 1ro)tV l'crsvkan .favo>a tl m. o. -- EV.J.L.TOWZ~ ~I ES I~dut~y, "I oonialder it a most excellent remedy for J tho- debilita,tedl vital foroes. JnEm co., asa.Mrn.n~J