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Tho Celebrated Judge Lynch.
Mr. Bartholomew Lynch, who resides
oror Kellogg"* Fourth District Court,
nnd who-has won such nneviuble notn
riety in the tri * I of the Picayune libel
caso, is a son of old ?in, nnd speaks tho
English with a broad broguo.
There is a humorous us well as au
irascible pbur9C tu Lynch's churactor.
It is rclulcd of him that' not long since
a lawyer?who is also a sun of the Green
Isie?was arguiug. a somewhat tedious
case before him, wbeu Lynch having
sutibticd himself as the merits of the
case, nnd drrnding a longthy speech,
said quite abruptly to the volublo utlor
?ey whom we shall name Ilagun :
'Mister Ilagan, sit down, sir!'
The attorney, with u cooluess that
was refreshing pnid Dot tho slightest
attention to the command, and proceed
ed with his argunn nt.
'Mister Hagau,' said Lynch, rather
more pointedly, 'take your s?te sir !'
Tho lawyer scarcely noticed tho inter
runt ion. but plunged ahead as vigorously
Lynch was now excited, and turning
to the sheriff he exclaimed.
?Mr Sheriff, into Mr Hngun V
Tho sheriff hesitated a moment to f-oe
if his superior was iu curuo.it, when sud
denly tho irnto magistrntio made au at
tempt to smother his wrath that was a
palapnbL failure, exclaimed, 'Mister
Ilagan, go on thin !' uud after whisper
ing something (o the c crk, he relapsed
into a listening attitude remaining per
fedly quiet for somo Lour and half, und
at which time the lawyer having cxhuus
t*?d tho suhjeetand being quite exhausted
himself, sank into n chair and sa?ur? ten
nn extensive pocket handkerchief with j
the copious perspiration that be; ded hih
Lynch raised himself slowly in hi>
chair, nnd inquired very mildly, 'Are yc
through,Mister Ilugau !'
?Arc yo snre yon'ro through V
'Yes, tir,' quite sure'
'Well' sir,' remarked Lynch, ?yon
argument has no more' effect npon t h
court than a spoonful of water on tb.
back of a duck. There's been judgment
entered uy against ye for an hour am
mure*'?AV?c Orleans flerald.
The ?Skull of ShakcspcnjT.
A certain French Huron, whose scion
titio la tos led him tq collect the akull
ul celebrated persons, oue day received '
a visit froui a man with whtui ho wa
accustoiuad to dual.
"What do you I ring roc here ?" asked
the Baron, as thu siuvrly uuwrupped a
carefully enveloped package.
-*jTho skull of Shakeapoare.'
"I spcuk the truth Monsieur lo Baroo
Here is proof of what I say/' said tie
dealer, produoing some p ipers.
"But," replied the Huron, draw ing
L- . aside the drapery which contained hi>
own singular c ollection, " I already po&
??He roubl have been a rogue wh?
F<dd you th .t," fas the reuiurk if the
"Your .falber, suid tho Hur..u inn
mild toue; ' he sold it to me abo?t
twenty uineyears ago.'
The broker was, for u moment, com
plctvly disconcerted, then explained,
with vivacity :
"I comprehend. Be good enough to
observe the small dimension of the skull
on your shelf. Remarked the narrow
occiput, the undeveloped forehead when
intelligence is still mute. It is of Shake
spear certainly but Shakespear as a child
32 or 14 years old whereas this is that
of Thukespear whoo he had attained a
certain ago, uod bad become the g. eat
genius of which England is so justly
The Baron bought tho second head
? ??? .?.????????
There once lived a rolicking lawyer
?wc will him Jack Martiu?who had
many virtues and few faults. He would
give away, his last, and consequently was
r**|>ften dead broke, One day he must;
attend court at a distance, but found
himself without fuuds. Rushing breath
lesly into the office of a banker, holding
in his hand tho promissory note on a
well known man for twenty dollars, he
hastily exclaimed i
?Bore, John, what will you give me
?09 that ? Quirk ! train's waiting.'
?Nineteen dollars and a half,' said Qto
?All right I' cried Jack. 'Give me
she stamps.' And in a moment he was off
Jbr ana ours. *
A ad iustanb and he was followed and
overtaken by the banket, who said.
?Laok base, olaok; credits on the back
of this note, felteea dollars.'
?1 know it,' replied he.
?Will you pay it back V
?Mot a cent. Yeu sot the price?I
* You're an infernal ecoundrol 1'
?Now look here,' said Jaok, 'what's
Ihe use? I ?an ?ring twenty better
looking mon tbmjo y>u who will soy the
same thing.' ?. r m
It wns one of Jack's virtues, this
calmness under tryiog circumstances,
nnd it so charmed the banker that be
never asked for the nveney again.
r> n eTAMisoisr
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Will praotio a in the Courts of ORANGE
BURG and BARN WILL.
OFFICE COURT IIOU8E SQUARE.
Feb 22d Ily
Fever and Ague,
from which mankind suffer over a large pact ol
the globe, is the consequence of a diseased action
in the system, induced by the poisonous miasra of
vegetable decay. This exhalation is evoWed by
the action of aoUr heU oa wet soil, and riser, with
the watery vapor from it. While the son is below
the hor?n this vapor lingers near the earth's sax
face, and the virus is taken with It through die
longs into the blood. There it acts as an irritating
poison on the asternal viscera and excreting organs
of the body. The liver becomes torpid f?? fans to
secrete not only this virus, but also the bile from
the blood. Both the vims and the bile accumulate
in the circulation, and produce violent constitu
tional disorder. The spleen, the kidneys, and the
stomach sympathise with the liver, and bocovoe
disordered also. Finally, tho instinct of ou* or
ganism, aa if in an attempt to expel the noxioua
infusion, concentrates the whole blood of the body
m tho internal excretoriee to forte them to cast ft
ant. The blood leaves the surface, and rushes to
(he central organs with congestive violence. This)
is the Chill. But in this effort it mils. Then the
Fftvun follows, in which the Mood leaves the Cen
tral Organa and rushes to the surface, aa if ia
another effort to expel the irritating poison through
that other great excretory?the akin. Ia tSis
also it fails, and the system abandons Use attempt
exhausted, and waits for the recovery of strength
to repeat the hopeless effort another day. These
are the fits or paroxysms of Fbvbr amd Aoub.
Such constitutional disorder will ef course under
mine the health if it ia not removed.
We have labored to find, and hava found, aa
Ayer's Ague Cure,
which neutralists this malarious poison in the
blood, and stimulates the liver to expel it from the
body. As it should, so it does eure this afflicting
disorder with perfect certainty. And it does more,
or rather does what is of more service to those sub
ject to this infection. If taken in season it expels
it from the system as it is absorbed, and thus keeps
those who uss it free from its attacks; keeps the
system in health although exposed to the disease.
Consequently it not only cures, bat protects from,
the great variety of affections which are induced
by this malignant influence, such aa Remittent
Fever, Chill Fever, Dumb, or Masked Agu*.
Periodical Headache, or Bilious Headache, Bibcus
Fevers, Neuralgia, Rheumatism, Gout, Blindness,
Toothache, Earache, Catarrh, Asthma, Palpita
tions, Painfol Affections of the Spleen, Hysterics,
Colic, Paralysis, and Painful Affections of the
Stomach ana Bowels, all of which, when arising
from thia cause, will be found to assume snore or
less the intermittent type, This " Aoub Curb "
removes the cause of these derangements, and cures
Thia it accomplishes by stimulating the enere
torita to expel the vims from the system: and
these organs by degrees become habited to da this
their office of their own accord. Hence arises what
we term aeelimatation. Time may accomplish the
same end. but often Ufa is not long enough, or ia
sacrificed in the attempt, while this " Aoua Csaa "
dees it st once, and with safety. We have great
reason te believe this ia a surer aa well as safer
remedy for the whole class of diseases which are
caused by the miasmatic infection, than any other
which has been discovered; and it has still another
important advantage to the public, which is, that
it is cheap as well as good.
!DK. J. C. AYER & CO.
Price Ova Dollar raa Borna.
Ayer's Cherry Pectoral
has won for itself such a renown for the cure of
every variety of Throat and Lang Complaint, that
it ia entirely unnecessary for as to recount the
evidence of its ??tocs, wherever it has seam em
ployed. Aa it has long been in ssnstant tase
throughout this section, we need not do more than
assure the people its quality is kept up to the best
it ever has been, and that it may be railed on to
do for their relief all it has ever been found te do.
Ayer's Cathartic Pills,
R? ALL The RJWOOCS OF A fllMATlTE MMOM.
For. Costivshbss ;
Foa tub Ceaa or Utsrasota;
Foa the Curb of IkDIOESTIOK J
Foa the Ceaa or Dtsbhtbbtx
Foa a Fool Stomach ;
Foa the Curb oa EaTstraxas;
Foa thr Piles ;
Foa the Ceaa or Seaoavaa;
For all S croft tors Csmelaists ;
For the Curb or Rheumatism;
Foa DisBASES or rsra Sara;
Foa the Curb or Liter Comt-laxet ;
Foa the Cube or Tetter, Tumors akd Sax.*
For the Cdrb or Gout ?
Foa a Dinker Pili, ;
Foa the Cuaa or Nburaloia ;
Foa PuRiniNG the Blood.
They are sugar-coated, so that the moat sensi
tive can take them pleasantly, and being purely
vegetable, no harm can arise from their uae in any
Fries 81 seats per Bex; Five boxes for 31.00.
Great numbers of Clergymen, Physicians, States
men, and eminent personages, have lent then
names to certify the unparalleled usefulness of these
remedies, hut our apace here will not permit the
insertion of them. The Agents b*low named fur
nish gratis ear American Almanac ia whisk they
are given; with also full descriptions of the above
complaints, and the treatment that should be fol
lowed for their cure.
Do not ha pat off by unprincipled dealers with
other preparations they make mars profit aa.
Demand Ater's, and take bo ethers. The e?s%
want the best aid there Is for them, sad they thesis
have it. ?
? AM our Remedies are for sale by
may U c ly
THE OLD ESTABLISHED
No. 8 N. Charles Sfreef,
tttwmtmdmm4Dm**d JtWKryfy H Bitpu tag
yountj and otUddU gfyed *Mm
ro ssaaeCT ntosowsor
OVER 2500 YOUNG MEN
?av' GRADUATED ml tkit tNSTITVTNm, mwd
are mtm?lMm Mtifcni&h mad /jtermthm feemStme ear
the LnAmg BANKS AND BUSINESS HOUSESV
^THER^ARS NO YACA TIONS. Slmdtmit cam
eater at mm* time.
Stnxial Individual htltnettiem mmd tu<cets rmrnrmm.
teed. Send/?r Vtgf? DmntmmBt iwat aSfwsaV^-Vr^
MMi V Tteummmthif. Ens tee* /we Pettage Stmmf*.
Addrtti mit Lerne mm* iraJims tm
W. M. IAMBS*, JrVew*
Seiet hern Bueineu Ce/tege,
THE HIGHEST PRICE
WILL BK PAID FOIl
ROUGH BICE, CORN AND PEAS
STRAUS & STREET,
ORANGEBURG, S. C,
Where ?l>o RICE, CORN and other GRAIN will be GROUND at the
LOWEST MARKET RATES.
juno 21 00
IT IS NOW SETTLED
THAT the "KRTERPRISR SALOON" conducted bv AUGUSTUS FISCHER in the
ONLY FLACK in Oraageburg where enythirrs like FANCY DRINKS, or COOLING and
DELICIOUS BEVERAGES are prepared,' and it ia very certain.
That Captain Jack and Ellen's Man
Wer? they hero, would wonder at th? drliciou? mode in which "fire-water" ean be eon
cected. All the wonderful Summer digitise*, ench aa
??CLARlTPUrtcnES." ??SHERRY-COBBLERS," ?'COCK-TAILS," "WHITE-LIONS,"
?MlNT-JULl^S," "GIN-SLINGS," BRANDY-SMASHES." "LEMONADES
m Im ha tan." SODA-WATER arte unr mottchr," SKINS." TOD
DIES," -CROvVDERS" and -otla jndridm." of
Are to be brought to Orangeburg,
la fa?? are already hera and IIOITRI.Y COMPOUNDED and HOURLY ENJOYED by the
hon viva n't and those who poeaeaa the *<ti??>/ ?irr? and a little " xherftrithnl."
Those who faney the death or the Duke or Clarence and who would !iao
To be Drowned in a Hogshead of
Can find the MATERIALS fmr thia glorious suicide, bol would dottbtles? he di'snaded
(roea such a purpose on atopping in
At the Enterprise Saloon
Kept ever OPEN and BRIGHT
BY AUGUSTUS FISCHER, Agt.
june 21 00
A FACT WORTH KNOWING
VOSE & IZLAR
HAVE THE GREATEST ASSORTMENT OF
And sells them CHEAPER than any other House in Orangebarg.
jSrGoods DELIVERED at any portion of the Town.
MEAL AND GRIST. AT MILL PRICES.
Now is the time to get BARGAINS.
may 10 tf
SOUTH CAROLINA RAILROAD.
Chablbbtok, 8. C. December M, 1672.
-TiN AND AFTER SUNDAY DECEMBER
\ f 14. the Passenger Treln on the South
Carolina Railroad will ran ns follows.
Leave Chnrlcstnn.J.WA. M.
Arrive at Columbia..5.20 P. M.
Leave Charleston._n.80 A. M.
Arrive at Augusta..5.20 P. M.
FOR "Ml Alt I.ESTO.V.
Leave Columbia..'.9.00 P. M.
Arrive at Charleston.4.46 P. M
Leave Aiiguata...9.00 A. M.
Arrive at Charleston.4.45 A. M.
COLUMBIA moht exprbbs-busdavs bjcbpt
Leave Charleston.J.7.SO P. M.
Arrive at Columbia.0.80 A. M.
Lea?e Columbia.7.30 P. M.
Arrive at Charleston.4 45 A. M.
atTOOata rioht kxpbkbs?bphdats bxcbftxv
Leave Charleston._8.80 P. M.
Arriva at Augusta.7.85 A. M.
Leave Augusta.6.15 P. M
Arrive at Charleston.5.50 A. M.
Leave 8nmmerville at.?7.25 A. M.
Arrive i?t Charleston at.8.40 A. M.
Leave Charleston at.3.35 P. M.
Arrive at .Suinincrvillc at.4.50P. M.
Leave Camlen.7 20 A. M.
Arrive nt Coliimbin.11.65 A. M.
Leave Columbia.'.MO P. M.
Arrive ut Cnmden. ti.55 P. M.
Day nnd Night Trains connect at Augusta,
with Ma con ami Attgunta llnil Road, Central
Rail Road nnd Georgia Rail Road. This is
the i|uickcst nnd most direct route, and as
-omforiahle nnd cheap as any other route to
Louisville, Cincinnati, Chirago, St. Louis,
and all other points West and Northwest.
Columbia Night Train connects with
Greenville and Columbia Railroad, and Day
and Night Trains connect with Charlotte
Through Tickets on sale, via this route to
all points North.
Cnmden Train connects at KSngville daily
(except Sundays) with uoy Passenger Train,
and runs through to Columbia.
A. L. TYLER, Yice-President.
8. B. PlCKBXS, General Ticket Agent.
Doors, Sashes, Blinds, &c
P. P. TO ALE,
Manufacturer ami Dealer,
No. 20 Haynn-Slreet and Horlbcck's Wharf
CHARLESTON, 8. C.
gfa>" This is the largest and most Cam
plete Factory of the kind in the Southern
Stairs, and nil articles in this line ean be
furnished by Mr. P. P. ToALI at prices whieh
gfctf- A pr.mphlct with full and detailed
list of all sizes of Doors Sashea and Blinde,
and the prices of each, will be aent free and
post Paid, on applicatiod to'
1 P. I?. TOAIiE,
CHARLESTON, 8. C.
julj 15 weo
MONEY CANNOT BUY IT!
For Si slit I? Priceless si
BUT THE DIAMOND SPECTACLES WILf
If yon Value yoar Fyeaight use these Per
fect Lenses, Ground from Minute Crystal
Pehbles, Melted together, and derive "their
name "Diamond" en account of their Hard
ness and Brilliancy. They will lost maay
years without change, and are warranted
superior to all othera in use.
Manufactured by the Spencer Optical
Manufacturing Co., New York.
CAUTION.?None Genning unless stamp
ed with our trade mark.
For Sale by Responsible Agent* threngh
out the Union.
t. J. OL1YER08,
jan 20?1y Orangebnrg, 8. C.
Citizens' Savings Bank
OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
Will pay 7 PER CENT. INTEREST an
SPECIAL DEPOSITS and 6 PER CENT, an
SAVINGS DEPOSITS, Compounded Semi
Local Fi hum to < ?inmllRt.
Hon. THOS. W. OLOVKR.
Col. PAUL S. FELDER.
Capt. JNO. A. HAMILTON.!
?IAS. H. FOWLKS,
mar 28 jan el?
At Private Sale.
THE PLANTATION forming a part el
the Estate of the late Col. Kein, and
known as the DARBY PLACE. The tract
consists of about 600 acres, one half frail
Timbered, the remainder Rick, Bed,
Soil, adapted to Crops of all kinds. T!
are the Finest Lands in the District, .uu
were valued at'$20 per acre ia 1868? weuld
be sold for one-halt tha* ,irice new. One
fourth cash, tho remair or in three instal
ments hearing interest from data and se
cured by mortgage of tho same.
This is a splendid chanoe for aneryne de
siring to secure Rich Lands, fine Wator Few
er, eicallent Cattle Range and a Refined
Neighborhood. Apply to
Mrs. L. M. KB!TT,
Or JO KE1TT, Esq.
tf?fr $?0 PER DAY! A tea 4?
ipO WANTED! All olaasaa of working
people, of either sax, jeaag ar old,
more money at work -far job in their
moments, or all the.than, thaw a*
els*. Particulars fr;e. Add real
0, 8T1NSON * Call,
sept V -la Portltad, Maine.
ARRIVING BT EVERY
GEO. H. CORNELSON'S.
Ia order tobe prepared for (be demands of the ??aeon, I am receiving large aappliec ef
all the varioas goods needed at this time of the /ear; suoh as
I' "an t avion Hup pi in, Toois. Plows, Iron,
And everything else necessary to make a crop. I am Agent for the following
aad established Manures :
KTIWAN DISSOLVED BONE.
ETIWAN CHOP FOOD.
ATLANTIC ACID PHOSPHATE,
E FRANK COE'S P H 08 PH ATE,
LAND PLASTER LIME AND SALT.
All the sbere Maaaree arc offered at manufacturer* prices will be acid at the
terms as at the werka and will be delivered if requested at any depot on the South Carcliaa
jeb 1 . GKO. II. CORNELSON.
RUSSELL-STREET, ORANGEBURG, & C.
The Snburiter takes great plraeore ia announcing ta bis FRIENDS and the COM
Mf MTV that he has OPENED a FIRST-CLASS HOTEL, at the Large Residence reeest
ly oecupitd by Mr. Haac Wannamak??. Comfortable AcceinBvd&tions, a Beunteeaa
Table aad Conrttaa Attention are Guaranteed, _
jaa 18?3m J. W. IT. DLHKS.
REaULAE DAILY TRABS.
ANOTHER TRAIN JUST IN ANP FILLED WITtl
AND CUSTOMERS SHOUTING AT
BEL, SCOVILL k
Making Selection from their Extraordinary Large *wd Varied *Ue?k of
Their assortment, with constant additions, is
Beta sa to STYLES aad QUALITIES.
Their facilities im drawing supplies from desirable Markets '
FOR THE CASH
Enable them lo make the best possible BATES, whieb is the OLD RULE eea
tinued from its ORGANIZATION?
Giving sa experience of 30 years ia Business.
Koonomj sad Enterprise, together witb the Energy and getrtlemanty deport'
meat of all tbeir Assistants, are always found at the OLD ESTABLISH ED
BULL, SCOVILL & PIKE.
may 26 e lj
\jrrOVLD TtfFOPM THE PUBLIC THAT HE IS STILL CARRYING ON THE CA*
W tiaga Making la all its various branches, aad will Manufacture er R seats at the
Veriest Notice, all Cairisass, ftesjgdos er Wage**. And am abo as vf sea I with
NEW PRJS8S' AND G *f tO <HN AND TAC5C COTtO*
SHORT NOTICsV .Cettea 01NNFS? AT MY MILL has bcoagH from I te } seat attftj
tea that Slaaed oa the eoKtae? tJUc. . . ?
ott ?fd 2?1/ ?? *!???.