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The Celebrated Judge Lynch.
Mr. Bartholomew Lynch, who resides
over Kellogg's Fourth District Court,
nnd who hns won such noevhtble notn
rioty in the trhtl oF the Picayune libel
easo, is n son of old Erin, and speaks the
English with a broad brogue.
There is a humorous as well as au
irascible pburac to Lynch's character.
It is related of him that' uot long since
a lawyer?'who iB also a son of the Green
Isle?was arguiug a somewhat tedious
case, before him, when Lynch having
satihfud himself as the merits of the
ense, and dreading a longthy speech,
said quite abruptly to the volublo uttor
acy whom we shull name Ilngnn :
'Mieter llagan, sit down, sir !'
The attorney, with n coolness that
was refreshing pi>id not the slightest
attention to the command, and proceed
ed with his argunn nt.
'Mister Hagan/ said Lynch, rather
more pointedly, 'take yonr sate sir !'
The lawyer scarcely noticed the inter
ruption, but plunged ahead as vigorously
Lynch was now excited, and turning
to the sheriff he exclaimed.
(Mr Sheriff, sate Mr Ilngnn !'
The sheriff hesitated a moment to fee
if his superior wns in earnest, when suii
denly the irate magistrate made au at
tempt to smother his wrath that was a
palapnblo failure, exclaimed, 'Mistet
llagan, go on thin !' and after whisper
ing something to the c crk, he ' relapsed
into a listening attitude, remaining per
fecfly quiet for some Lour and half, und
at which time the lawyer having exhnus
t<>d the Buhjcetand being quite exhausted
himself, sank into a chair and sa'un ted
an extensive pocket handkerchief with
the copious perspiration that horded hie
Lynch raised himself slowly in ho
chair, nnd inquired very mildly, 'Are ye
through, Mister Hagau !'
'Are ye snre yon'ro through ?'
'Yea, sir/ quite suro.'
'Well' sir,' remarked Lynch, 'you
argument has no more" effect upon tit
court than a spoonful of water an th?
bsck of a duel;. There's been judgment
entered uy again?? yc for an hour an*
more''?A'eie Or/fane fferafd.
The Skull of Shakrcpejire.
A certain French Huron, whose scion
titic (a ted led him tq collect the skulh
ot celebrated persons, ouo day received
a visit from a man with whutn he w.i
accustoumd to deal.
"What do you bring :oc here ?" asked
the Baron, as thu slowly uuwrapped a
carefully enveloped package.
?,-VThc bkull of Shakespeare/
? I speak the truth Monsieur le Baron
Here is proof of what I pay/' said tl o
dealer, producing some p tpera.
"But," replied the B.iron, draw inp
aside'the drapery which contained his
own singular Collection, " I already pns
fcss that skull.,
'?He mutt have been a rogue wht
told you tht.t," was the remark tf the
"Who was it, Monsieur?"
"Your '/falber, suid the Barun inn
mild tohe; ' he sold it to me about
twenty nine years ago/
The broker was, for a moment, com
plettdy disconcerted, then explained,
with vivacity :
"I comprehend. Be good enough to
observe the small dimension of the skull
on your shelf. Remarked the narrow
occiput, the undeveloped forehead wher<
intelligence is still mute. It is of Shake
spear certainly but Shakespear as a ehild
12 or 14 years old whereas this is that
of T hak es pear whon ho had attained a
certain ago, and had become tho great
genius of which Engluud is so justly
The Baron bought tho second head
There once lived a rolicking lawyer
?we will him Jack Martin?who had
inuny virtues and few faults. lie would
give away.his ladt, and consequently was
often dead broke, One day he must
attend court at a distance, but found
himself without fuuds. Rushing breath
lesly into the office of a banker, holding
in his hand tho promissory note on a
well known man for twenty dollars, he
hastily exelaimed f
'Here, John, what will you give mc
Jbrtbot? Quick ! train's waiting/
Nineteen dollars and a half/ said tjbo
'All right!' cried Jack. 'Give mo
the stamps.' And in a moment he was off
Jbr she earn.
Awl instant) and he was followed and
overtaken by the banker, wbo said.
'Look hers, rjack; credits on the back
ef this note, ittee? dollars/
?I know it/ replied he.
?Will you pay it back ?'
'ANot a cant. Yea set the price?I
* You'ronn infernal scoundrel!'
'Now look here,' said Jaok, 'what's
the use? I can bring twenty better
looking men I ban you who will Say tho
tame thing/ i -/
It wns one of Jack's virtue*, this
calmness under trying cirourostnndes,
and it so charmed the banker that he
lever asked for the money again.
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Will praolio e la the Courts of ORANOE
B URO and BARN WILL.
OFFICE COURT HOUSE SQUARE.
Feb 22d Ily
Fever and Ague,
from which mankind suffer over a large pact off I
the globe, is the consequence of a diseased action
in the system, induced by the poisonous ml asm of
vegetable decay. This exhalation is evolved by
the aetion of solar heat on wet soil, and rises with
the watery vapor from it. While the son is below
the hori?n this vapor lingers near the earth's sur
face, and the virus is taken with it through the
longs into the blood. There k acts as an irritating
poison on the internal viscera and excreting organs
of the body. The liver becomes torpid sad fails to
secrete not only this virus, hut also the bib en
the blood. Both the runs and the bile accumulate
in the circulation, ?ud produce violent oonsti >
tionnl disorder. The spleen, the kidneys, and the
stomach sympathise with the liver, and become
disordered also. Finally, the instinct of out or
ganism, as if in an attempt to expel the noxioua
infusion, concentrates the whole blood of the body
in the iatcrnal excretoriea to force them to cast it
oat. The blood leaves the surface, and rushes to
the central organs with congas tire violence. ThJa
is the Crim.. But in this effort it mils. Then the
Fevbr follows, in which the blood leaves the con
trol organa and rushes to the surface, as if in
another effort to expel the irritating poison through
that other great excretory?the skin. la tBia
also it fails, and the system abandons the attempt
exhausted, and waits for the recovery of atrength
to repeat the hopeleee effort another day. These
are the fits or paroxysms of Fbtbr and Aoub.
Sueh constitutional disorder will ef course under
mine the health if it is not removed.
We have labored to find, and have found, an
Ayer's Ague Cure.
whioh neutralises this malarious poison in the
blood, and stimulates the liver to expel it from the
body. As it should, so it does eure this afflicting
disorder with perfect certainty. And it does more,
or rather does what is of more service to those sub
ject to this infection. If taken in season it expels
it from the system as it la absorbed, and thus keeps
those who use it free from its attacks; kecpe iae
system in health although exposed to the disease.
Consequently it not only eures, bat protects from,
the great variety of affections which are induced
by this malignant influence, each aa Remittent
Fever. Chill Fever, Dumb, or Masked Ague*
Periodical Headache, or Bilious Headache. Bilious
Fevers, Neuralgia, Rheumatism, Gout, Blindness,
Toothache, Earache, Catarrh, Asthma, Palpita
tions, Painful Affections of the Spleen, Hysterics,
Colic, Paralysis, and Painful Affections of the
Stomach ana Bowels, all of which, when arising
from this cause, will be found to assume more or
less the intermittent type. This " Aoca Curb "
removes the cause of these derangements, and euren
This it accomplishes by stimulating the eacre
tories to expel the virus from the system; and
these organs by degrees become habited to dc this
their office of their own accord. Hence arises what
we term acclimatation. Time may accomplish *he
same end, but often Ufa is not long enough, or is
sacrificed in the attempt, while this Aoux Ccaa "
does it at once, and with safety. We have great
reason to believe this is a surer aa well aa safer
remedy for the whole elase of diseases which sre
caused by the miasmatic infection, than any ether
which has been discovered: and it has atSU another
important advantage to the public, which is, that
it u cheap as well aa good.
DR. J. C AVER & CO.
Price Ova Dollar ran Borna.
Ayer's Cherry Pectoral
has won for itself such a renown for the care of
every variety of Throat and Lung Complaiat, that
it is entirely unnecessary for us to recount the
evidence of its virtues, wherever it has been em
ployed. As it has long been in constant use
throughout this section, wc need not do st ore than
assure the people its quality ia kept up tt the beat
it ever haa been, end that it may he talied on to
do for their relief all it has ever been found to do.
Ayer's Cathartic Fills.
FOR ALL THE niAMMCI OF A KMATIYE WUUWL
Foa tub Ccaa or Dtstbssla;
Foa thb Cuaa er Ihmoestiow $
For the Ccaa or Dtsbhtert;
Foa a Fool Stomach ;
Foa thb Ccaa or Ertsifblab;
Foa nix Piles ;
Foa yhb Cork or Scbofsla;
For all fcRonjLocs CoHrLAXBYt;
Foa thb Coaa or RaatmaTHut;
Foa Diseases or thb Skzh ;
Foa the Curb or Liter Complaint ;
Foa thb Cvrb or Tbttbr, Tcmobs amd Sax*
Baa em ;
Foa Worms ;
For thr Corr or Gotrr;
Foa a Dikxee Pill;
Foa thb Ccaa or Nbcbalou ;
For PcairTiNo thb Bloo* .
They are eogar-eoated, so that the moat sensi
tive can take tbero pleasantly, and being purely
vegetable, do harm can arise from their use in any
Fries 2i evate per Bob; Fireboxes for $L60.
Great numbers of Clergymen. Physicians, States
men, and eminent personages, have lent then
names to certify the unparalleled usefulaeaa of these
remedies, but our space here will not permit the
insciticn of them. The Agents below named fur
nish gratu em America* Alwanac in nhith they
are given; with ab? full descriptions Of the above
complaints, and the treatment that should be fol
lowed for their cure
Do not ha pat off by unprincipled dealers wfth
other preparations they make mere profit ee.
Demand Atbr's, and take bo others. The sfcB
want the best aid there hi for theea. sod they shsaM
have it. ' '
? AM our Remedies ars for sale by
may 11 c ly
THE OLD ESTABLISHED
No. 8 N. Charles Street,
f\t jii?i /?jsT ail ?**-- -.- * ssl./??_-*/., ** - -? - *
v y*a ssvhbrs Besses *vvv%mw%m fBBBBBBg. w%y w s^TwjeaBwwSSy
yOU&Q and ^Middle gtged &Utn
OVER 2500 YOUNG MEN
SOUTHERN STA TES
Isw* GRADUATED at H? fNSTITVTWW, ami
mri nrnr?t/rn* Rr~*f*HsW* auaaf Lmtrmth* Petition* a*
VKSAHD BUSINESS HOUSES*/
Ik* I^mdBmg BANK
THERE ARE J
NO VACATIONS. Stadt mJ*
' any tittle,
i of Ttnmamthi/ Mmtkm #aa? i
Addrttt aii c.iftssaai as
BT. JT. MMM, JrVecSi
Southern Mturn en CaBefw,
THE HIGHEST PRICE
WILL BE PAID FOR
ROUGH BICE, CORN AND PEAS
STRAUS & STREET,
ORANGEB?RG, S. C,
Wher? also RICE, CORN and other GRAIN will be GROUND at the
LOWEST MARKET RATES.
juno 21 00
IT IS NOW SETTLED
THAT the "EHTERPRI^K SALOON" conducted bv AUGUSTUS FIACffKR ia the
ONLY PLACE in Orangeburg where anything tike FANCY DRINKS, or COOLING and
DELICIOUS BEVERAGES are prepared,' and it in rev* certain.
That Captain Jack and Ellen's Man
Wer? they here, wenld wonder at th? ddiciou? mode in which ??fire-water" ean he eon
cected. AU the wonderful Summer diguiae*. auch an
"CLARET-PUNCHES." ??8HERRY-CORW.ERS," -rOTK-TAILS." "WfflTK-LlONS,"
"MINT-JULl**S," "OIN-SLINOS," RR ANDY-SMASHES." "LEMONADES
m In letaa," SODA-WATER artr unf mourMr." SKINS." TOD
DIES," ."CHOWDERS" and ? otln podridn" of
Are to be brought to Orangeburg,
la faet are already here and HOURLY COMPOUNDED and HOURLY KNJOTP.D by the
hon rtven'f and thsae who posses* the farm pirre and ? little ? lehrrfieiihnl."
Those who fancy ?he death of the Duke of Clareuoa and who arotitd liao
To be Drowned in a Hogshead of
Can find the MATERIALS fmr ihia gtoriou* awicide, but would doubtlca? be di?*riaded
iroaj euch a purpose on stopping in
At the Enterprise Saloon
Kept erer OPEN and BRIGHT
BY AUGUSTUS FISCHER, Agt.
* * 00
A FACT WORTH KNOWING
VOSE & IZLAR
HAVE THE GREATEST ASSORTMENT OF
And sells them CHEAPER than any other House in Orangebarg.
Mr Goods DELIVERED at at portion of the Town.
MEAL AND GRIST AT MILL PRICES,
june 21 *2
Now is the time to get BARGAINS.
?ay 10 tf
SOUTH CAROLINA RAILROAD.
Charleston, 8. C. December 14, 1872.
ON AND AFTER 8UNDAY DECEMBER
14. the Passenger Train on the South
Carolina Railroad will ran a* follows.
Leave Charleston.9.3? A. M.
Arrive at Columbia..6.20 P. M.
m roa AOoraTA.
Leave Charleston. .9.30 A. M.
Arrire at Augusta....*?.6.20 P. M.
Leave Colombia.9.00 P. M.
Arrive at Charleston.4.46 P. M
Leave Augusta.~9.00 A. M.
Arrive at Charleston.4.46 A. M.
colcmb1a muht EXFRBSS?sundays EXCBET
Leave Charleston.?7.80 P. M.
Arrive at Columbia.(1.30 A. M.
Lea?e Columbia.7.30 P. M.
Arrive at Charleston.4 46 A. M.
augusta HIOHT KXf ekbs-ipmdats KXCICPTKO
Leave Charleston......-8.30 P. M.
Arrive at Augusta.7.86 A. M.
Leave Augusta.6.16 P. M
Arrivo at Charleston.-6.60 A. M.
Leave Snmmerville at.-7.26 A. M.
Arrive nt Charleston nt.8.40 A. M.
Leave Charleston at.3.36 P. M.
Arrive at Summervillu at.-4.60P. M.
Leave Camden.7.20 A. M.
Arrive at Columbia.11.65 A. M.
Leave Colombia.2.10 P. M.
Arrive tit Caoulen. 6.65 P. M.
Day and Night Trains connect at Augusta,
with Mncon and Augusta llnil Road, Central
Kail Roud and Georgia Rail Road. Thin is
the quickest and most direct route, and as
comfortable and cheap as any other route to
Louisville, Cincinnati, Chieago, St. Loujs,
and all other points West and Northwest.
Columbia Night Train connects with
Greenville and Columbia Railroad, and Dar
and Night Traica connect with Charlotte
Through Tickets on sale, via this route te
all points North.
Camden Train connects at Kinrfville daily
(except Sundays) with nay Passenger Train,
and runs through to Columbia.
A. L. TYLER, Vice-Presldeat.
R. It. Pickexs, Geuerul Ticket Agent.
Doors, Sashes, Blinds, &c
p. P. TO ALE,
Manufacturer and Dealer,
No. 20 Iluyr.e Street and HorlbccVs Wharf
CHARLESTON, 8. C.
U?>" This is the Largest and most Com
plete Fa. lory of the kind in the Southern
States, and nil articles in this line can be
furnished by Mr. P. P. Toale at prices which
gfejy A pamphlet with full and detailed
list of all sizes of Doors Sashes and Blinds,
and the prices of each, will be sent free aad
post Paid, on appltcatiod to*
P. P. TOAI.E,
CHARLESTON, 8. C.
july 16 weo
MONEY CANNOT BUY IT!
For Sight it* PrlceteaaXt
BUT THE DIAMOND 8PECTACLE8 WILf
If yon Value yoar Fyesight use these Per
fect Lenses, Ground from Minute Crystal
Pebbles. Melted together, and derive tbeir
name '?Diamond" en account of their Hard
ness and Ilrilliancr. They will last eaaay
years without change, and are warranted
superior to all others in use.
Manufactured by the Spencer Optical
Manufacturing Co., New York.
CAUTION.?None Genning unless stamp
ed with our trade mark.
For Sale by Responsible Agenta through
o?. the Union.
E. 3. OL1TER08,
jan 20?ly Orangebnrg, 8. C.
Citizens' Sr vings Bank
OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
Will pay 7 PER CENT. INTEREST en
SPECI AL DEPOSITS and 6 PER CENT, en
SAVINGS DEPOSITS, Compounded Semi
Local Fittaace fJararalttee.
Hon. THOS. W. GLOVER.
Col. PAUL S. FELDER.
Cspt. JNO. A. HAMILTON.!
JAS. H. FOWLES,
mar 23 jan tly
At Private Sale.
THE PLANTATION forming a part el
the Estate of the late Col. Keitt, and
known aa the DARBY PLACE. The tract
consists of about fiOO acres, one half well
Timbered, the remainder Rich, Bed, Loam
Soil, adapted to Crops of all kinds. Thea?
are the Finest Lands in the District, and
were valued at $20 por acre in 186*. Weald
be sold for one-halt tha* /rice now. One
fourth cash, the remair or in three instal
ments bearing interest from date and sis*
cured by mortgage of tho same.
This is a splendid cbanoc for aneryne de
siring to secure Rich Lands, fine Wator Pow
er, excellent Cattle Rang* and a Refined
Neighborhood. Apply to
Mrs. L. M KB1TT,
Or J G KEITT, Esq.
la $?? PER DAY!
$tj WANTED! All classes of
people, of eit her sex. young or old,
more saonoy a* verk-ferjaa in their star*
?Omenta, or all the time, than at anything
dee. Particulars fr;e. Address
?, ?TINSON k <*,
sept fij - lo Port lind, Maiat.
ARRIVING BT EVERY
T ? riiiiTie?irt*?sr"' mi* ***
GEO. H. CORNELSON'S.
I? order to be prepared for the demands of the season, I am receiving large ?appliee af
all the tarioas geods needed at thin time of the year; auch aa
l' antation Rupplie?, Tool?, Plows, Iron,
And everything elea necessary to make a crop. I am Agent for the following valaahfo
sad established Manures :
ITIWAtf DISSOLVED BONE,
ETI iTAN CROP FOOD.
ATLANTIC ACID PHOSPHATE,
E FRANK COE'8 PHOSPHATE,
LAND PLASTER LIME AND SALT.
All the share Maaaree are offered at manufacturers prices will be seid at the same
terms aist the werks and will be delivered if requested at any depot oa the South Careliaa
jeb 1 . GKO. II. CORNELSOFL
RUSSEIIrSTREET, ORANGEB?RG, S. C.
The Subscriber takes great pleasure in announcing to bu FRIENDS and the COM.
MUNITY" that be has OPENED a FIR3T-CLA8S HOTEL, at the Large Residence reeeni
1y occupied by Mr. Haas Wannamaker. Comfortable Accommodations, a Beuatecuo
Table end Court??a Attention are Guaranteed,
jaa 18-Sta J. W. II. DbXtt.
EEGULAK DAILY TRADE.
ANOTHER TRAIN JUST IN AND FILLED WITtl
AND CUSTOMERS SHOWING AT
BULL, SC?ViLL k PIKE,
Making Selection fron their Extraordinary Large sad Varied ?Tieek of
Their assortment, with constant additions, is
Betk aa to STYLES and QUALITIES,
their facilities ia drawing supplies from desirable Markets '
FOR THE CASH
Enable than to rnaks the best possible RATES, which it the OLD RULE
tinned from its ORGANIZATION?
Giving so experience of 30 years in Business.
Economy and Enterprise, together with the Energy and jrenflemnnTy deport'
raest of all their Assistants, ate always found at the OLD ESTABLISHED
HOUSE of _
BULL, SCOVILL & PIKE.
may 26 e 1 j
ITro?LD rWFOPM TRE PUBLIC TRAT RE 18 MILL CARRYING ON TRB CA*t
TY riagc Making la all Its various branches, and will Manufacture er RetBadr at the
atrUet NeUos, aH dm ilaBju tshjajhsa ej? Waa^Ssa. Atfcdeaa tan BssfaBsl with
NEW PRESS AND O tO 615 AND PACK COTfW
SHORT NOT1CB. .Cotta? OINNRD AT W MTLL has brought fteea \ ta } ehstt saSfB
aaa that Glaaed oa the ecattaen fJUe. :>_