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Knto and Nellie
at es moustaches, bo much hair
every man look like a bear,
illio, who no thoughts could fetter,
Blurts out, the moro liko bears tho better;
Became her pretty shoulders shrugging,
Bears are such glorious chaps for hugging.
Puglilists arc not intoxicants, but
they ore strong "liekers."
In America, worth makes tho man,
In Franco Worth makes tho woman.
Con that pedigree of a sky-terrier be
traced up to the dog star ?
Who is the oldest lunatic oi record ?
Time out of mind.
Must a doctor have a license to ampu
tate a game log?
Last words of Jack?'I'll be hanged
if I go up on that platform.'
Grace Greenwood has a houso at
Mnnitou; but thcrt isn't a man or tivo
A Koutuckian has married his step
mother, which is said to be a step far
ther than tho law allows.
Why is n sawyer like a lawyer? Be
cause whichever way he works, down
comcB the dust.
The King cf Ashnutco has three hun
dred and thirty three wives. And yet
he is not happy.
On a tombstone at Stonday, Prussia,
is inscribed the epitaph: 'She died of
An old maid, speaking of marriage
says it is liko any other disease, while
there's life there's hope.
It has rained so hard at Milwaukee,
Wis.' for four months that all the chil
dren there arc web footed.
A keen observer says that there is as
much difference between self-conceit
and self-respect, as there is between
selfish men and men who sell fish.
"Ma, if you give mc nn apple, I will be
pood.' 'No my child, you must not be
good for pay?you ought to be good for
A widow lady in Shelby county, 111-,
lately refused an offer of $75 for three
calves. But the man was bound to have
tho calves, and he married her.
A Michigan manufacturer ha3 cigh
tccn thousand broom handles ready for
shipment. This ought to set husbands
to thinking about coming homo early.
"Why is a doctor belter taken care
of than his patients? Because when
ho goes to bed somebody is sure to rap
A man's death was recently caused in
Illinois by the spider. It was one of
the iron species?in the hands of his
Siam is an ungallant country. There
tho first wifo may be divorced, and after
that every wife may bo sold for cash, or
traded for a yellow dog.
A York State girl, on hearing of the
death of her lover a month ago, fainted
away and was unconscious for a week
She recovered sufficiently to be married
A young man at Evansvillo coughed
Up a twenty-five- cent currency noto the
other dny, and he has gone right back
to the boarding-houso whose hash he
formerly complained or*
The churches were well filled Suuday.
The shape is an improvement, but the
trimniirig i? not wholly satisfactory
They sit a little-further back on tho head
than the summer styles, wc think .
Punch tells of a light hearted sca
.rnpjnin who, when he had the misfor
tune to run his vessel on the Isle of
Wright, poking his first officer in the
ribp, cheerily observed: 'Wc have struck
An cxhortcr recommended the Chris
tain religion to the ungodly because ho
had'been a church member fifteen years
and it hadn't cost him but $118,3*4
When a Philadelphia husband comes
home late lii.s wife makes him say 'Clax
ton, Rcmson, and Hafieifingor,' the
namo of a well-known book publishing
firm of that city.
A Texan town was recently visited
by a clergyman for the first time in its
history, and the hospilublo inhabitants
proposed getting up a horse race for his
A sharp Toledo girl said to a gentle
man to whom she had just been intro
duced, that he would be very presenta
ble if the lord hadn't turned up so much
of his leg to make feet o!".
A woman with nothing to wear and
wearing it lavishly is roaming rb'out the
woods in Union parish, Louisiana, nud
tho. people of tho locality arc discussing
whether she is crazy or merely going to
a cont incntal party.
An imaginative Irishman gavo* uttcr
nncotothis lamentation: *I returned
to tho home of my fathers by night,
and I found them in ruins! I cried
aloud. 'My fathers, where are they !'
and echo responded, 'Is that you, Pat
rick McG lathery:'
Traveling along tho son coast, of
Florida, a gentleman, noting tho barren
ncES'oi'thc country, n.skod a native,
?What do you live on hero V 'Live on V
replied tho man?'why, we livo on fish
A sea captain, invited to meet tho
committee of a society for tho ovango- |
lization of Africa, v/hen asked. '?Do \
tho subjoetH of tho King of Dahomey
keep Suuday ?' replied, '?os, and every
thing else they ?an lay their hands
DK. T. BERWICK LEGAUE,
Graduate Baltimore College of |
OFFICE OVEll STORE J. A. HAMILTON,
july 4 1871 tf
The UNDERSIGNED hikes pleasure- in
announcing to his many friends awl patrons
that ho has PERMANENTLY LOCATED at
ORANGEBURG C. II.
Where he will devote his ENTIRE TIME
from ovcrv Monday until Friday noon, to
PRACTICE OP DENISTRY
in all its Departments.
Perfect SATISFACTION "guaranteed in
all Operations entrustod to his care.
Charges MODERATE. He will he found
at Dr. Fersncr's Old Stand.
Very respectfully. I
A. M. SNIDER, D. S.
may 9 ly
B. F. MUCKEXFUSS, Dentist,
Of CHARLESTON, can bo found at his
OFFICE above Cnptain BRIGG
MANN'S STORE, on Rus
References?Das. J. P. Patuiok, B. A.
MuoKKSFUSfl, A. 1'. I'Ki.zr.u, M. D., and
Messrs. Pklzkr, Rodoeus & Co.
juncG 1ST 1 tr
A NEW L UV FIRM.
HUMBERT & FORDHAM,
ATTORNEYS AND COUNSELLORS
A T Ji A W .
OFFICE COURT HOUSE,
ORANGEJiURG, S C
mar 1 I *'
F. G. GREGORY
IIASOPANE1) n SHOP at Rigg's Old Brick
Store for the purpose of Repairing Watches
and Clocks. His, work is guaranteed to
give satisfaction or no pay required. He
will be glad to servo his old customers and
tiie public'generally. Prices moderate,
may 2 3m 1874
A GOOD PLANTATION in Middle Town
ship, 400 acres. Finely SETTLED. House
and Outbuildings all new. All under Good
Fence. Plenty of Fruit Trees. Price
$2000? half cash. A BARGAIN.
Also 180 acres in same township. Saw Mill
Hou3C, Uin and Grist-Mill. Never Failing
Stream. Good for 300 bushels toll Corn and
litoS bales toll Cotton per year. ?800?
Also 000 acres in Charleston County, $;'>
Also :)00 acres in this county. Pine land,
well watered, ?2 per acre. Apply to
A. B. KNOW LT ON,
Orangeburg 0. IL, S. C.
mar 14 tf
AUGUSTUS B. XN0WLT0N
ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR
ORAXGEBCRG, S. C.
july 8 tf
Brick! Brick!! Brick!!!
TAYLOR & JOHNSON,
COLUMBIA, S. C.
Are prepared to furnish FIRST CLASS
BRICK in any quantity at the LOWEST
MARKET RATES. Orders solicited.
Josem Taylor. Henkt n. Johnson
may 23 tf
Dr. J. CK Wannamaker & Co.,
Respectfully call the public's attention to
FIRST CLASS DRUG STORE,
Oil Russell Street, next door to McMastcr's
Ri ick Building, where can be found a well
selected stock of MEDICINES, PAINTS,
OILS, SOAPS and Fane/ Toilet Articles.
A kind and generous patronage is earn
Dr. .1. G. W ANN AM A K ER & CO.
J. FELDER MEYERS,
OFFICE COURT HOUSE SQUARE,
Will give prompt attention to all business
entrusted to him. mnr 2!)?tf
GOOD GARDENS to be Iia<l
by buying your Garden Needs
and Onion .Sets from
who gels all his Seeds from the
Celebrated firm of B. Lau
dreth ?V Son.
ST. B.?Members of Granges
will be supplied at Grange
jan 10 ? 4t
lias a FRESH SUPPLY of TURNIP and
CABBAGE SEEDS for Fall planting.
All Seeds warranted.
If you want WORK DONE
iu Bouse and Carriage I*a?nt
iiig go to
J. A. WILLIAMS.
Experience IM years. Resi
dence on Market Street.
jan 17 1874 13
HAS ANSE-NDLESS STOCK OF
DRY GOODS, NOTIONS, BOOTS,
SHOES, HATS and GROCE
Which he is effcring at1
CHARLESTON COST PRICE
have received a LAUGH ASSORFMEN V of
LADIES' DRESS GOODS
a LAUGE and VARIED STOCK of oilier
urn cr'ous to montion. All of the above will be s ?l 1 at PRICES to suit those pre ssi n
times. Call and examine. No trouble to exhibit goods.
Is now RECEIVING oho of the LARGEST and BEST SELECTED STOCKS of
BOOTS & SHOES, EATS.
Crockery, Glass, Wood and Willow
W A It E
'ST Also a NICE SELECTION of |
READY MADE CLOTHING,
Which, having been bought with an eve to (he HARD TIMES will be SOLD LOW DOWN
FULL VALUE for the MONEY guaranteed, and an early inspection respectfully
solicited. No charge for showing goods. Respectfully yours,
GEO. H. COP xi?
The Copartnership of J. W. PATRICK & I
CO., have this day been dissolved by inutu- The^AUCTION and COM MISSION BUSI
al consent . All indebted to the tir.n will | NESS will bo carried on by the undersigned
make prompt payment to J. \V. Patrick. i ,u the Old Stand.
J. W. PATRICK,
[J. YV. PATRICK.
A SPEC r A LIT V OF
BACON, FLOUR, HAMS & SUGAR,
Also on hand a full STOCK of
Just received a fresh lot of CHOICE CANDIES, FANCY CRACKERS, LEMON
SUGAR, LEMON SYRUP, CANNED STRAWBERRIES, PEACHES, .to.
J. S. ALBEKGOTTI,
CORNER RUSSELL-STREET AND RAILROAD AVENUE.
F. H. W.
ii vi in v r.m sr )i c op
Which he i? offering ftt'J*"!* *-g*brieog.
FAIR WARNING TO ALL!
We would have &onsnmcrs of RICE to know that our mill is about perfeition.
that we CAN and do GUARANTEE to SELL CLEAN UICE
Below the Charleston Market Price
At our MILL.
Person.? desiring it we will furnish them RICE weekly at their doors in any quantity,
or tit the MILL every ?luv. We tils3 keep a full supply of FRESH ground
MEAL AISTD GRIST
On band, BOLTED and UNBOLTED, on the MOST REASONABLE terms.
RICE FLOUR FOR STOCK
With CHEAP GRADES of HORSE an 1 C.)W F > ']
OAK AND RUSTTil "WOOD
SAWED any LENGTH desired, and delived to any part of the Town for the SMALL SUM
of ?:>.'2-"> per Cord. Send alung your Orders. We arc always ready to fill them without
STRAUS & STREET.
Do you want the BEST
You ever SAW ? Do you want the BEST
Lard, Mackerel, Salmon, Sardines. Pickled or Fresh Oysters,
Super Cured Hams, Potted Ham, Crackers. Sugar,
Coffee, Chewing or Smoking Tobacco, Sogars,
BOOTS OIL SHOES
D S ' ?
At tho Sign of the GOLD BOOT.
? nj g
co y-J ta
5 N a
= o c=
? n N 2
c h s;
3 d ?
AUGUSTUS FISCHER, Agt.
HAS JUST RECEIVED AT TIIE
ENTERPRISE GROSERY STORE
A full supply of FRESH FAMILY GROCERIES, and is offering them
VERY LOW lur the Cash.
THE ENTERPRISE SALOON
Will be found a full Stock of CHOICE LIQUORS of tho best brand?, and,
a largo supply of the BEST HITTERS that aro mndo.
SEGARS and TOBACCO of tho best grades. All in ncod of tho above
goods will j bo dealt with right by calling oa
AUGUSTUS FISCHER, Agi.