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Barns and Bccclicr. Thp following poem was written by Mr. J, Webb, of Scotland, sixteui years ago, on tho occasion of tho appoit tmen t of Henry ward Beech or v.to Iceturo at tho celebration of BurnsHono-hundredth onniversary, January, 1859 : I learn tho task&fa fa'n to you To gietho Lurd'o' Ayr bis due; But ubo him woel; He kept sweet Charity in view, E'en for the Do'il. Ilifl'fcwKmn fau'ls yc need na tell; Folks eay yc'ro no o'ro gudc yourself; But Do'il my care: Gin yo're but balf as guid as Bab, We'll usk arc inair. iVt vie a I ' Then dinniscck to find a flaw; ut o'or Iiis fault's a mantle thraw, And leave the rest To bim who made and tried the heart; lie kens the-best. ytr-H ? j' A ccbtury honeo, nu' wha can toll What may befa' yer cnunio sei ? Some holy preacher May tak' the cudgels up for auo Cn'd Hary Becchcr. I ha'c nao dobt yo'd like to ken ha'tis that's tnk'?t the auld quill pen To wiite this rhyme, Tho knowledge wad be little worth ? I'm past my prime. ?joButwhen a lassie, young and fair, ? I've wandered aft by bonnic Ayr . W' henrtsome glee E'er fate's stern mandate sent me forth Far o're the sea. Stiu\Soo(iii'h bills and .Scotia's plains, Her poets and her poets' strain To me arc dear? A desert spring within my heart? '?ti*gifcf',ey'cllliin a u>'11'' Items. Silence is tho best reply to folly. p ;\Vhito hands arc nice, but willing ones arc nicer. Things tiiat must bo pushed?Wheel barrows. vaft-v ?Mcnd I can,t,'is the confessiou of many a mendicant. A gentleman caught cold by kissing a Indy's snowy brow. ' The vegetable that young ladies love is, tormath oh ! Silver sardine boxes are now given to bridal couples. When is one love deformed 'I When it is all on one side. -V MI !/ ? ?ft- -.' The cause of woman s :ffrage?Scarci ty of husbands. Powdered meerschaum is now used by ladies as a cosmetic. Sorrows aro the shadows of past A near lantern is better than a dis tant star. fcjEg f A*bad habit to get iuto?A coat that is not paid for. Aii* ?^qoJ eoldom or never come unmixed with evil. Don't bathe tho eyes in cold water, tepid is tho host. Trifles niako perfection, but perfec tion itself is no trifle. How to avoid sea-sick ness?Kcop away from tho water. Patience is a flower that grows not in every pus's flower garden. ? % not is the best key for a Christinns box ? A tur-key. ItiBa strange fact that wise ntcn learn more from fools than lools do from In what case is it absolutely impossi ble to be nlow and sure '( In tho case "Why has the hog tho most braius of all tho animals ? Bqcausc he has a hog's head full of them. Why do women talk less iu February than any other month 7 .Because it is. tho shortest month iu the year. .Value the friendship of hiin who rdattds by you iu storm; swarms of (iu^eots 'will surround you iu suushiuo. Habit is a cnblo; wo weave a thread it; ovory day, and at last wc cannot weak it. ' It is proposed that men who aro btild headed have their monograms painted on 1 he barb spot. Those who have tried it says that kissing inliko a sowing inaohino becuuso it seems good. Its is almost as much a sin to shut (Jod's sunshine out oi your house, as to ebut his Biblo out. Live ?s long as you may, the first twenty yearc aro tho longest half oi" ?onr life. Tho purest joy that wo can experi ence in ono wo love, is to sco that per son a source of happiness to others. jaiv, They now say that Bozarris didu't ?cheer his hand,' at all, but hid in a cornfield as soon as the fight began. irtarijA lopg winded orntor is said to have ? sleeping oar attached to his train of thought. .HtH On the ragged edgo of despair?Tho boy with a hole in tho seat of his new trowsers. , Somebody advertises a preparation for kecj iog a lady's hands ireo from chaps. A report that slio has no mon ey would do the samo thing. To make a boys trowers last. When jou make a suit of olothes for him, flu ? isli the coat first, and by bo doing you inaico tho trousers last. This is tho on ly way it can be done. '" . .1 > ' I I DK, T. BERWICK LEGAUE, dentist. Graduate Kaltimore College of | Rental Siu'Kory. OFFICE OYEll STORE J. A. HAMILTON, julyl 1871 tf DENTAL NOTICE. Tho undersigned takes pleasure m announcing to Iiis many friends nud patrons that lie has PERMANENTLY LOCATED at ORANGEBURG C. H. Where he will devote his ENTIRE TIME from every Monday until Friday noon, to tho PRACTICE OF DENISTRY in all its Departments. Perfect SATISFACTION "guaranteed in all Operations entrusted to his care. Charges MODERATE, lie will he found at Dr. Fersnor'a Old Stand. Very respectfully, P A. M. SNIDER, D. S. may 0 ly "dentistry. II. F. HIIJCKENFIISS, Remtist, Of CHARLESTON, can lie found at his OFFICE above Captain BRIGG MANN'S STORE, on Rus sell Street. References?Dns ,1. P. PATRICK, R. A. MuoKRKFUSS, A. P. Pki.zkii, M. D., and Messrs. Pelzkr, Rnncr.us & Co. june (5 lf<7l tf A KEW LAW FIRM. HUMBERT & FORDHAM, ATTORNEYS AND COUNSELLORS A T Ii A W . OFFICE COURT HOUSE, OltAXGEBURG, S G mar 1 1 l? E. G> GREGORY HASOPANED n SHOP at Rigg's Obi llrick Store tor the purpose of Repairing Watches and Clocks. Iiis work is guaranteed to ;'c satisfaction or no pay required. He will he glad to serve bis old customers and the public'generally. Prices moderate, may 2 tint 1874 for A GOOD PLANTATION in Middle Town ship, KMi acres. Finely SETTLED. House and Outbuildings all new. All under Good Fence. Plenty of Fruit Trees. Price $2000?half cash. A BARGAIN. Also 180acres in sauictownship. Saw Mill House, Gin and Grisl-Mill. Never Failing Stream. Good for 800 bushels toil Corn and 0 to 8 bales toll Cotton per year. $800 half cash. Also 000 acres in Charleston County, $3 per acre. Also 800 acres in this county. Pine land, well watered, $2 per aero. Applv to A. R. KNOVYLTON, Land Agent, Onmgeburg C. II., S. 0. mar 14 tf AUGUSTUS B. KN0WLT0N ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW, OHA\GE?l RG, S. C. July 8 tf Brick! Brick!! Brick!!! TAYLOR Sc JOHNSON, columbia., s. c. Are prepared to furnish FIRST CLASS BRICK iu any quantity at the LOWEST MARKET RATES. Orders solicited. Joseph Tayi.ok. IIkxuv b. Johnson may 23 tf .a. card. Dr. J. G. Wannainaker & Co., Respectfully call the public's attention to their FIRST CLASS DRUG STORE, on Russell Street, next door to McMastcr's llrick Uuilding, where can be found a well selected nyc-k of MEDICINES, PAINTS, OILS, SOAPS and Fancy Toilet. Articles. A kind and generous patronage is earn estly solicited. Dr. .1. G. WANN AM A KER & CO. J. FELDER MEYERS, TRIAL JUSTICE. OFFICE COURT HOUSE SQUARE, Will give prompt attention to all business entrusted to him. mar'JO?tf ?iOOI> GARDENS lo be had by buying your Garden Seeds and Onion Sets from I!'.. EZEUIEL, who gets all his Sce<?s from the Celebrated firm of I). Lau dreih ?fc .Sou. N. 11.?MemberM of Granges will bo supplied ai Grunge prices. jan 10 4t If yoa want WORK DOVE in House and Carriage Faint iug go to J. A. WIXXIAMS. Experience 34 years, Resi dence on Market Street. jan 17 1871 18 ~Dr. A. 0. DUKES ~ Has just received a fuil Btipply of FRESH DRUGS, MEDICINES, PAINTS, OILS, &o. Also a lot of fino CIGARS and TORACCO all of which will bo eold ohcnp for ensh. sept 6 1874 1 W. K. Crook HAVING OPENED A FIRST-CLASS GROCERY, f^V?^Ui?Bli^CTj!p *8TOQJ^of th? H0USEKEliPEKS un(1 ?UBLlO; generally to h? CANNED GOODS, PICKLES, BUTTER, LARD, BACON, HAMS, SUGAR, COFFEE, MOLASSES, SYRUP. LIQUORS, &?. Bept 6 187i . !1- 11_._ WANTED IMMEDIATELY ! All tho WOOL, WAX, II ID KS, ROUGH RICE, COHN, PEAS, EGGS, HAGS, &c, &c. To be had, for which the HIGHEST CASH PRICES will be paid at tho GRANGE STORE, Opposite where Whiltemore's Soap Factory used to bo. aug 22 c 1S74 C. D. KORTJOHN HAS A FULL SUPPLY OF Groceries, LIQUORS, TOBACCO & CIGARS. C. 33. KORTJOHN. TOSE & IZLAR And Tray your GROCERIES, and thus save yourself the trouble of pricing elsewhere. CwT" GOODS DELIVERED. GEO. H. CORNELSON la now RECEIVING oho of the LARGEST and BEST SELECTED STOCKS of DRY GOODS, HARDWARE, BOOTS & SHOES, HATS, GROCERIES, Crockery, Glass, Wood and Willow WARE. q0?Al8O a NICE SELECTION of | ' READY MADE CLOTHING, Which, having been bought with nn cyo to tho HARD TIMES will be SOLD LOW BOWN for CA8U. FULL VALUE for tho MONEY guaranteed, and an early inspection rcspcolfully solicited. No charge for showing goods. Respectfully yours, GEO. H. CORNELSON. D. LOUIS HAS AN ENDLESS STOCK OF DRY GOODS, NOTIONS, BOOTS, SHOES, HATS and GROCE RIES, Which ho is offering at1 CHARLESTON COST PRICE AND NO HUMBUG! 1 WILL HAKE A SPECIALITY OF BACON, FLOUR, HAMS & SUGAR, THIS SEASON. Also on hand a full STOCK of FANCY GROCERIES. Just received a fresh lot of CHOICE CANDIES, FANCY CRACKERS, LEMON SUGAR, LEMON SYRUP, CANNED STRAWBERRIES, PEACHES, &c. J. S. ALBERGOTTI, CORNER RUSSELL-STREET AND RAILROAD AVENUE. LOOK! LOOK! Do you want the BEST GOSHEU BUTTER, You ever SAW ? Do you want the BEST Lard, Mackerel, Salmon, Sordines, Pickled or Fresh Oystett, Supur Cured Hams, Potted Ham, Crackers, Sugar, Coffee, Chewing or Smoking Tobacco, Scgars, ' ? r BOOTS OR SHOES \ GO TO . BTOYDS' At the Sign of the GOLD BOOT. fx 5 pa fe". 5 *n o 2. & CO DQ OB f !zj I c ^J IP 1 I O H a" 1 ?3 3 AUGUSTUS FISCHER, Agt. HAS JUST RECEIVED AT THE ENTERPRISE GROCERY STORE A full supply of FRESH FAMILY GROCERIES, and is offering them VERY LOW lor the Cash. THE ENTERPRISE SALOON Will be found a full Stock of CHOICE LIQUORS of tho best brandy an? a largo supply of tho BEST BITTERS that am made. SEGARS and TOBACCO of tho best grades. All in need of tho abov* goods will bo dealt with right by calling on AUGUSTUS FISCHER, Agt.