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KEEPING BOOKS.
94?!pftit Hint? That Will Provo o? Value !
to Aee^unUnts,
Add it jost once more.
It paye to take s balan?a of bal
ancea.
Better think about it at tho time.
Some think about it at the end cf
the month.
Haye you any systematic way of
.checking? Cheek ar you post. Ifs
easier and quicker.
Loop for the exact amount of
jour error. You possibly overlook
ed it in posting.
Div'jde it by ? end look for a
.debit 'on the credit side or for a
?redit:jon thc debit side/
If irs exactly divisible by 9, look
.out for a transposition, such as
18-81,; 27-72, 3.6~C3,etc. Tho nura
"ber of times 9 1? contained in. tho
error will be the difference between
the transposed digits. Illustration:
Say 45 is the error. It contains 9
just five times; hence the transposed
.digits must have been (sixteen) IC
.as 63, 27 ai 72, 38 as 83, 49 as 94,
etc.
Bemember that the booka are
?rm property, and you are at liber
ty to reveal no secrets they may con
tain,
'Don't be in a burry to suggest
?aiey?* m?thode to theil senior of the
-firm. Ho is likely to think he
3mows more about his business than
you do? * -/ . /
Be sure to put the books in tho
rav?t each night. You will never
realize the value of this precaution
xintil you've had a fire.
Study the needs of the business.
"Plan special" railings to facilitate the
handling of the business,, Do not
make radical changes at a time.
If you make an error, carefully
rule a lino through it with red ink.
.ffhen write the correction above it.
How about your writing ? And
your English ? And y our spelling ?
Or do you know nothing but book
keeping? If you do not, you'll nev
er be the manager. You'll always
ie the bookkeeper.
Have an ambition to occuby tho
chair behind the manager's desk.*
Brooklyn Eagle. %
Good P-^ilaa For the Eyes.
Although tho ?yes contribute
snore than almost any other feature
to personal beauty, they get surpris
ingly little attention from the ma
jority of persons. Here are a few
simple rules for 'preserving their
strength ?nd brightness :
Do" not read by firelight. When
possible, protect the eyes from the
direct glare of lamp; gas and candle
light. Do not r?aa or work m such
=a Mm light that an effort i? .nec'?s
W?yjio see clearly. If the eyes are
tender wear smoked pr tinted
glasses. - Neyer apply soap near the
eyes! Bathe them oneo daily, the
lids being open-: in 'tepid water. 3[i
is bes^ tojuse an eye bath or egg cup
audio open rod close the lids in the*
iwater. Do not apply any face cream
near , the eyes. Put nothing on the
lashes but the best of unscented.: oil. :
Never cut the lashes in the belief
that they will be improved. Keep
in mind that whito clii?s, stretches
?of sandland bf ?now aro injurious
?^-???5? oe - guards u against with
glasses. ' ' '? .? :. ? .
: ? 9$ory Abeu*, burnes.
, Alexandre -Xbi??Mim^jm?^?i *h?
roost genero vis of men. There is &
pretty story told concerning e volu
minous manuscript ^hich lu? pub- ;
lishe? received from Min one ?ayv.'
i0n.it he had; written, *You must
publish, this ?OTOV for which you
maust give i,?00 francs." Itv waa a
translation from th? l^jlisb, and
^ihe pnb??hor objected, plaining
?aa and that, moreover, 'he-,'wraa;
busy with ii number , of orignal
norial He wouldn't give mote than
"800 francs, '^eiry we??/VrepUed
iD^as, ?put down i^fO? francs tb
iny'ioajs^if: 'Oak*;j?t?;.?Wfs?of?
;and'give ?he ren^jjr?g 1^00 toi^
. transj^tb^
discovered that this was a piece of
??ble .^elp|f?Ine8S on the-part of
Jh?t???^-^0;:i]raial?tor' was .the
,.'/.$|?ow*'of va. friend, ?-;a^onee. well
feiotra poHtician* who had died
?h<^ye W<>% U poor wo>
mian with s large family to support.
.' v . ' ? iM? Annuity. .
. A Scottish lifo bffico sold ?? ah-,
nulty to Pat ;?loney; an^ paid end
pol and' paid until they reckoned
? *?a: age was aojont: 1% warn they
: . se?$:'^&
>:l>tejm?w.tho'Annuitant ana to nw?*
-eure;they were1 paying to&ttgjm
. -to ,the>5r?j^t.0p?n.'; .r ^naVv-amfe-'
:'. -aarfeii^
ed il Pat Haloney was in. No ; he
was in the field . plowing. A cen
tenarian working plpwn^; Beemed
. ' rather-an ?suom^^
^tV3piri fonna! tha field and a man of
he sat?, '1 sm,**
"SPOTTED DOG."
A Dataty Sea M or?? I Th oft la ? Very
Hard to M*k*.
One evening my friend, t?? ?kip
pe?. Fuddeniy clapped hie band on
my beck and blithely announced
that tomorrow would oe bishirth
! dav
-Jm ,
"And, gee whir,* he continued,
"we must nave some 'spogpd dog I* "
Thia ie always considered a rare
treat aboard ship? Just why it is
so regarded ie as rare aa a hen's
tooth. "Spotted dog" is & sailor's
term for plum pudding. In my
wanderings around the world I have
seen it served scores of times to cel
ebrate some great event and taken
from the table untouched. Mayhap _
some young woman who is learning j
to cook would Uko the recipe, so j
hero goes :
Spotted Dog Fer Ten Pereojos^
Take ?bout three-foiirjths of a bush
el of flour in z large dishpan and
add sufficient water to make a pasty
dough. Bo not kneed it thorough
ly, and do not add any yeast, for
fear it may rise when baking. When
you have finished .kneading, place
the pan containing the dough
against the wall and step back about
five' paces. Take sever?! heaping
handfuls of dried currants snd
throw them with all your might and
main at tho dough. Those that hit
the dough will give it a freckled
appearance; hence its nome. Place
in a slow oven. If any of the cur
rants miss fire sweep them up and
add while baking, as they give the
dish a peculiar piquancy and zest.
I never knew a special occasion
aboard a sailing ship when this con
coction was not served es the piece
de resistance. I" have known pas
sengers to fast for. days and pass by
every other offering on the table in
order to whet their appetite for it,
but I never knew one to eat it when
it was set before him. Of all the
edibles of a ship's cuisine it is the
most unpalatable. It might be re
placed by lignum vitae or cobble
stones.'-Charles Barks i in. Success
Magazine.
Th? Barber's Polo,
In early times, the. tradition goes,
both medicine and surgery were in
the Hands of barbers, as indeed they
. continued to bo for many centuries "
afterward. The old theory was that I
the ?den of the razor were the wor- I
finest to handle the lancet, and even j
in the ?liddle ages the, lancet was
tho ono great instrument of medi
cine, as bloodletting was one of
the chief practices of the time. In
the days of old during the opera
ron of bleeding the; patient used
to grasp a tele winch the barber
surgeon kept ready for use that the
pain might be lessened, in-just the
saine way as in the d?ys before, chlo
roform was .invented people under
going a "severe ^psrsilcn
?chewed lead bullets. Around tm%
stick waa twined a supply of bondi?:
ages for tying up the arm of the
patient. When not in .use the pole '
was hung at the door as a sign. In
the course of time a painted staff
was displayed instead of the one
actually used during, tho operations.
Wasn't Ceri*!? of Hoi*- Name.
I Sha waa Seattle. After in
ecribing her.*.;aine on the hotel reg
iste she asked thc clerk if any mail
had. OwSe ?uufeaBed co in?. ? ?The
:??TS? shs W3ot? on the regia ter vrcs
. suangy <?Mrs? T. Brown; Seattle.":
I I don't suppose by any chance
that this is intended for you, is it?>
inquired the cloris? handing her a
letter addressed, r^jBnsV " T.v B,
^eev that is. mine," said tho de
mure guest. "I reoogtu^ tha ha?d*
.Tj?T?.?u??^ -y;..: ?,-?;; ; * .
. , ^nt?i3^.;i??n?9;ift' spelled difiejPr
ently," ^?nted ^??|v eanti?os
c?erfc : ftoxL h ' spell : ?p??,% Haine ?
*B-r-o-w?u>' and - the name on the
letter j^as a final'e.''* : .'y^-^r ?
; She got all fussed up ebeni it and
iMi?ift li '
"Yon see," ehe explained, ^1 am
inot quite sure how ho spells it." ;
^fWh?^/;.VV,: ?? -v^ MM
husbancL We've been mar
ried only a month."r--3ai? Francisco
Chronicle^ :? V 1
? ' MI? Wrfe?a Sdenoy. '
&^ce^uipbn ?' .-time'.a roan inarrie^ :
a womoa wh? liad iiAerit?d
from a grandfather. This was all'
^:''?v$r;r? man nev
er^ot credit for hii efforts tho rest
(ChisHe built a new" store.;
j ^0. ^ H vf^^his ^*s;t?oiae^/*
I ino .'. S?&ighbor? ?u?u. f.Th&yui^e >
I made over &n? enlarged: ?Bk
Wife's t?one?aicl jf??. wai the only
comment.1 The : little m?asly $300
.she inherited'??c^ted;'t?a ?rro^f
?rrorfctl?ng he did during life, i^d4
when lie died;^i^ihiS:.w?cB^. put.Mj
;^?fer money; M&'.f??t&t# wa^ieap
again. '4'34t this is what i??r mone?
^jraalUy.we^ her ehga^ev
Foment she bought herself ? $330 pia
lpo and & $J60 diamond sing anet in
I &\tef^<sM $ost ^^j^;ihd;|&^
mom?. - . ^V"
^mprn^j?. ?ow:t?W: iS^^ll?lM
*?$?rv^^
deM&ed ai 0?pe ?enry, Vii '
;?o^?^jft?;>*e*w^^
HF Mad: honor.' : i
THE CHEERFUL LIFE.
Hs Charil*- ?a Complata Which Lacks I
Moral ftunahfna. i
It takes a great deal of Bunshine j
to produce a perfect peach or a per
fect rose. The sunshine will do
what* clouds cannot do. it ia the
sunshine that gives thc inimitable
tint of beauty to fruit and flower.
No character is completo which
lacks moral sunshine. Many a man
has failed because he waa too seri
ous, bectouse he thought that life
was too important and too short "to
bo trifled with/' as he put it. But
the fact is, the cheerful lifo is tho
healthy, productive life. Cheerful
ness ia as necessary to maa a? sun
shine is to tba flWcr. KotWng nor
mal can be produced in darkness or
in the shade. Fun i? just ?B neces
sary to tho normal lifo aa water is to
fish or as' oil is to machinery.
Notent where we will, tho smile
Isss life-the life which has no
brightness or sunshine, na humor or
gladness-ia morbid, BOM, pes
simistic. It is the joyous life, tho
cheerful, happy life that is helpful
and inspiring. This is the sort of
life the world wants. It has too
many sour faces, too many vinegary
ou H nit-mm cc 3, too many criticisers,
too much pessimism, It wants more
Bunshine, more optimism, more joy.
Is if not a pitiable thing to see
pc opio going through life peddling
Vinegar, radiating bitterness, criti
cising, finding fault, Beeing only the
ugly., ignoring beauty, nagging, wor
ry lng, fretting and tearing down?
Some people seem, to have a" genius
for 5eamg the crooked, tho ugly, the
disagreeable. There, aro too many
vinegar peddlers. Wo need more
joy peddlers, more Bunshine makers,
people who ignore the ugly, the bit
ter, the crooked, but who see the
world of beauty and perfection
which God has made. We need the
people who see tho man . and tho wo
man that God made-pure, clean,
sane and healthy-not the ugly, dis
eased, discordant, criticising one
that sin, wrong thinking and wrong
living have ruado; ? man "becomes
strong and creative when he sees.his
fellow men and the world as God
made them-but those who look for
the bad, the ugly; the crooked, are
never creative. They are never pro
ducers. They ere destroyers, They
tear down.-Success Magazine
' in .i l. ./I .,
Smma Abbott's Stags Kits. .
. The following is a description by
Eugene Field of Emms. Abbott's
stage kiss:
; Aha, tiwi kiss-that long, low,
languishing, limpid, liquid, linger
ing Jd*?l 'Twas not a tender kiss,
nor a studied kiss, nor an artistia
kiss, nor a fervent kiss, nor a bois
terous, kiss, nor ? paroxysmal kiss,
nor a nervous kiss, nor a fraternal
kiss, nor a gingerly kiss, nor a. dif
fuse kiss, nor a concentrated kiss,
nor a diffident kiss, nor a popgun
?jriss-^-'tw?s a calm, holy, ecstatic
outbreaking of two fond and trust
ing '-hearts, an intermingling of two
gentle souls sanctified by love; a
.communion of the intangible by tan
gible means* a blending of heart
with heaven* in r w hich the latter
had a markest preponderance, ;^r
Obviously Unintentional.
"Young man,'* snapped the vin
On mt t*m. Ho uv- BcU?'d??te.
Stranger (to tlic bcguar*8 eon)-How
long bas your f a'ther been blind?
Boy-Every day from 8 In tho morn
ing to 0 nt nlgkt?-Meggendor?or Blat
ter.
From Willie's Standpoint.
Teacher--Willie, I asked you to put
an example on the board.
Willie-Well, ain't dat er horrible ex
ample?-New York World.
He Got V/hnt U J Wanted.
"Slr, can you spare a little to 'elp a
man co's Just left prison?" * '
"I*Si rwy, Very sorry ?or you,' my
good mah-^-er--what were you in for?"
"Bobbery, with wlolence."-Jugend.
?lngieboy-What suitable wedding*
present could I give Dobbs?
Doublemsn-?end him half a dozen
vt'? ules. ; .
Hz*. KCVT WCU-? know now wny tiley
caU 'em safety pins... .
:^faa. OMwed-Wiry sot;
V sdtes> NewwedrrBaby swallowed. one
last week? and it norer? liurt him & bit.
--Northern Budget, v/'
N iimmle^t got a now job now. rm
/Vjwkin* In n big watch factory.
. Teddy-Watcher di>m'? Makin' fae??
^?Thliadaiphia Bulletin.
- Ol the f?o senses, common-sense
SW^j?snso. of humor aro' ; tho' rarest.
&?tel0^y0??^'?^'--<P^ society can't
rubf ihe ?rico-mark off tbs admission
??V>V :. : ? 'IM
Nothing ftwoeeds like tho uno
cesBful hsrveat of a young mao who
bas sown wild oats. ; . f':?;....
Wheo.' a' mao asks you for; adv?oe
y?a-are/. 'ft?ways>^f?.i jin . inquir? og whal
ilnd ho Wanta and then giving it to
TH? 8EN8E OF SMELL.
19mm, AocorAlnv to ?, Scientist, Ia Ito
PaBlamental Bool?.
Is the 8?DSO ot smell excite by gases i
j or {KI rucios r According to Dr. John '
{ Aitken, an English specialist, gas ls th? ;
j fuadamental basia of the sense of
email. In experiments he flrat investi- 1
gated musk, of which it is possible to
detect by smell a microscopic quantity
inconceivably minute, a (act well
known to scientists. Dr. Aitken car
ried out his researches upon the cloudy
condensation basis, according to which,
if odors are attributable to particles,
Ibo latter form nuclei of cloudy con
densation in supersaturated air and
thus make their presence visible.
In tho case of music no such nuclei
wero detected, proving that musk does
not give off solid particles, but evapo
rates us a gas or vapor, oud that it is
gattOv MS particles from tho musk that
act on tho sense of stroll. Of twenty
three other odorous s uv?ta*ices not ono
gave its perfume in solid particles, '
nothing but gases or VJ .pars escaping
from them.
Dr. Aitken point', out that tho nos
trils appear to ?ubutantlnto this theory.
Tho perfn??.o of snuff, for instance, Is a
soft, velvety sensation, while tho effect
of the solid is sharp and biting, moro
allied to pain than pleasure.
HAND MYSTERIES.
Man's ?2,e?acrir Side'? Worki to Keep
tao "Stronger Side" Free.
A group of men, which included a
salesman for a Chicago cigar house,
stood talking near tho nowa stand in a
hotel when the subject of cigars came
up.
"Say, Striblen," said one of the men.
"you're n cigar salesman. Tell me why
it is that all smokers hold their cigars
to tho loft sido of tho mouth."
"They don't," replied Striblen-"that
ls, all don't. It ls only tho right handed
men who do. Left hat ?d men hold
their cigars in tho right sido of tho
mouth. Tho reason, 1 have been told,
ls this: It is natural with all men to
make their 'lesser side' do what work
It can to keep their 'stronger side* free
that lt may meet emergencies. If a
man has a package to carry he holds
lt In his left hand If be is right handed;
If ho ls left handed ho holds it in bis
right hand. In either case the hand
ho has the most confidence in ls free
for emergency use. This same Idea he
stretches to cover the muscles. of his
Ups. It isn't the possibility that he
may need the muscles on tho right side
for emergency use that makes the right
handed man hold his cigar in the left
aldo of his mouth-it's Just that Idea
about his whole Messer sido* that makes
him do If-Denver Post.
ARTIFICIAL FLOWERS.
The nardee* to Blake Aro Orchid
?ad American Benn ty Boaea.
The orchid and American Beauty rose
are the two most difficult flowers to
make. A skilled worker can construct
only about six American Beauty roses
in one day, and this number only when
the leaves and pet?is are all ready to
put together. The small flowers, like
the Jasmine, are alBO difficult to make,
and only skilled hands cuu be intrust
ed with thia work. The majority of
the small and delicately made flowers
imported for millinery uses are made
in the prisons of France. The work
ot making flowers ia pleasant and for
skilled hands lucrative, the girls re
ceiving ail the way from $3 a week for
beginners to $25 for tho best workers.
Much of the finer grades ls given out
iv? u?uiv i Work? W?w?? ?uu ii ?ri s i wiv
ing hugo boxes of flower petals and
leaves to put together. One market
for artificial flowers is that of the har
naasra akers, who order bunches of vio
lets and other small flowers and resell
them to grooms for the- decoration of
their horses oh tallyho trips and other
gala occasions. Many of the handsome
corsage- bouquets ot orchids and vio
leta BO much admired at the theater
and opera aro artificial. - Leslie's
jj Weekly. ,; ' : , ' ?
A Diasmrte? Maalctaaw
V Conductor Ctericke, known as the
"human metronome," had been giving
g a wagner programme. After the con
f cert one of the trombone players was
heard to say to a fellow musician?
"Well, I am going to quit" "Are you
daffy?" said -bia friend. "What's tte
mattert" *Well, if s Just this: In that
'Tristan und Isolde' number I momen
tarily forgot the technics of my Instru
ment, got enthusiastic, filled my lungs
for that magnificent passage for the
brass, when up goes that fatal left
band; sor I bad to swallow my enthu
siasm-and wind too. If I don't quit I
am either going to burst or die of tuber
culosis." ; .. y''; :. . ;
- A Vonny Mlsprlat,
f ; One of the most ludicrous announce
ments that Wer appeared perhaps was
made by a London newspaper in the
earlier half of tho last century to the
effect that Slr Robert Peel "and a par
, ty of fiends .were shooting peasants lu
Ireland." Tho words misprinted, of
course, were 'friends'* end ''pheaa
' A Matter ot Mono?,
"Would you morry a woman who hod
' mied another mau for breach of prom
; ''toeJP;'.- ;.- .
1 "Well, lt would depend largely on
bow much the Jury had compelled bim
to pay her."-Chicago itecord-HeraLS.
? : ?] i Ji'-'V S in i i " ,, ?..?"'
. .- v ?MI; .. - . .. ..- ,
. Sh? Waa Heady.
, "What a loud peal that is at the door*
? bell/*
"Yes; Mr. Catchern is coming thia.
?vening. I rather think that Ii my en
I g?gement ring."-Baltimore American. ?
' Happy;' tba mon who early learns the
. wide chasm that Hes between ? tue
Wlshe3 and his powers.-Goethe.
-v ; A tnan who soulos into misery
and calls it philosophy ls an optimist
; in his hoad. . ? _ \ '
; - v-.; The lottors marked 4'personal and
?j :e.?)i?ieitt'ar'- are the ones the private
i iit?lrj??a?j^
'. -?The Cb?ttaoooga Tradesman say?
I there ien'fc a straw but factory south of
! Bal timor o, notwithstanding tho uol
i- xttit,i demand for: ineh hats lo the
>*?00uth>noV^
AtenE ?ftided llllnoltifjk
u\Vo Imvo the prise absent minded
man in S treater, III.," said Henry Os
wald, of that city, 4'Not long ago
his wife took him to task for his ab*
Boiute helplessness when it came to
remembering tbiogs and he promised
to do mnoh botter.
"Less tbau an hoar afterward he
started down town, whee she handed
him a letter which she wished dropped
in the poBtoffioe. He promised not to
forgot it and to make good carried it
in his hand through the streets. Just
as ho reaohed tho letter slot iu the
post?nico a friend asked him the time.
He drew his wttoh from his pooket,
answered the question, dropped the
watch through tho slot and started eff,
with the letter still tightly hold in hin
other band.
""The friend knew of his peculiarity
and went after him. When Iho watoh
had been secured the absent minded
man went on and it was not until late
that night that his wifo disoovercd
the letter he had started to mail re*
posing in his overcoat pooket. In the
excitement he had plaocd it there in
deed of in the box."-Milwaukeo
Sentinel.
What May bo Eaten With the Fin-1
get*.
Even in the most fashionable so
oiety it is permissible to eat many
things with the fingers.
Asparagus, whether hot or cold,
when served whole, as it should bo.
Lettuce, which should bo dipped in
tho dressing, or in a little salt.
Celery, whioh may properly bo
placed on the tablecloth besido tho
plate.
Strawberries when served with the
stems on, as they usually are in the
most elegant houses.
Bread, toast and all tarts and small
cakes.
Fruit of all kinds esacpt melons
and preserves, which are oaten with a
spoon.
Cheese, whioh is almoBt invariably
eaten with the fingors by the most
psrtioular people.
Eren tho leg or other small pieoe
ef a bird is taken io the fingers a?
fashionable dinners and at most of the
luuiheoos ladieB piok small pieoes of
chicken without.using a fork.
Russian Unthvlft.
A condition o? /general unthrif t among
the peasants is pne of the most striking
featured *tf Russian country life. Ev
ery stran&cr passing the frontier be
tween that country and Germany ia
struck by the wurked chango m tilla
respect which he encounters up to the
very boundary line and which the geo
graphical position does not at all ac*
count for. There ls no gradual cbaago
lo. tho uppearance of tho face ot the
country or th? people frbzu compara*
tlve prosperity to extreme poverty, but
a sudden difference lu tho conditions
marked by totally dissimilar methods
of cultivation, dwellings and habits of
thrift Everything on the German side
indicates careful cultivation and indus*
try, while upon the. Russia- side the
fields show bad tillage and neglect, <
?qual id houses, inferior and uncared
fer etoo li and tools uuti implements ly?
ins in tho fields exposed to the weath
er-Herbert H. D. Peirce lu Atlantic,
-.-_?
AB OIA Kmsllah diatom?
The nomination of BherlCfe according
to the present modo dates from 1401.
Tho "shire reeve" was first appointed
by Alfred tho Great to assist the alder
men and the bishop in the discharge of
their judicial functions in the coun
ties. In Edward ill.'s reign lt waa en
acted that they should be "ordained on
the morrow of All Souls by the chan
cellor, treasurer and chief baron of the
exchequer/' The only instance of a fe
male sheriff le that of Anna; countess
cf Pembroke, who on the death of ber
father, the Earl of Cumberland, with
out rutilo hoirs In 1643, succeeded to tho
office In Westmorland end attended the
fudges to Appleby.
sm OTT o ii ac a Far Mayal?ea. .
The largest extent of marsh Sand ls*
the world is to be found in the low
lands which form part of the steppe of
Baraba, between tho rivers Intlsh and
Obi, in Asiatic Busala. The region to
flat and covered with forests, salt lakes
and quivering marshes, extending over
an area which is not less than 100,000
square miles. During the summer
denso clouds of mosquitoes float over
thc treacherous ground. Immense areas
of these dreaded urmans have never
been visited by man. The marshes,
treacherously concealed under a sway
ing layer of grassy vegetation, caa only
be crossed by means of a kind of snow
shoo in winter except at the peril of
one's life. ?
Th* n-nnknrt?'? Cloak.
In the time of?the commonwealth in
England the magistrates of Newcastle
upon-Tyne punished drunkards by
making them carry a tub called the
drunkard's cloak. This tub was worn
bottom upward, there being a hole at
the bottom for the bead and two small
er boles in the sides for the hands to
pnHS through, and thus ridiculously at
stired the delinquent was made to walk
through tho streets of the town for as
long a time as the magistrates thought
proper tb order, according to the gross
ness of the offense. '?
! ' Soft Soap. .
"Yes, dear," said the petted young
wife, examining her birthday gift,
"these diamond earrings are: pretty,
.but the stones aro awfully small."
"pf course, my dear," replied the, dip
lomatic husband, "but it they were
any larger tn?y'd bo aii out of propor
tion to the size of your eare."-Wash
logion Star. ? . r ' .
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Wot-.?'taie'Platform.. '-"^
: ' "?ente,4,' said ; the tolleys cor con-,;
ductor, '^o? mustn't? stand on tho back
flatform Yeti hreakln' the rules."
s "$ome of 'em ain't." piped up the ttt>
; tie man. ?^Th?y'n? a?ndin' on: my feet."
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Arrival and Departure of Trains, Andor
ran, S. O.
Effective January 10, IMO,
I
DEPARTURES:
7.27 a. m. No. 2i. dally ekoept Sunday^
for McCormick and Interme
diate ?t??enaf ??7?VS McCOT
mick ll 15 a. m.
4:10 p. m. No 6, daily, for Augusta, Al
lendale, Fairfax, Savannah.
Way eros?, Jacksonville and
Florida points, connecting al
Augusta with G. & W. C. train
No. 40. carrying through Pull?
man Sleeping Oar Sor vico to
Jacksonville, and at McCor
mick wit? 0. A W. O. train No.
4, (br Groen wood and Interme
diate stations. . Arrive Celhoss
Falla 6.42 p m.j Augusta 8 25jp?
m., Allendale 12.27 a. m.. Fair
fax 12-89 a. m., Savannah 2.6p
a, m i Jacksonville (MO a, rn*
ARRIVALSi
Trains arrive Union Depot Anderson,
No. 6, dally, from Augusts, McCormick,
Calhoun Falls and intermediate stations
11.00 a. m.; No. 21, daHy, osospt Sunday,
from McCormick and Intermediate sta
tions 6.05 p. m.
W. B. Steele. U. T. A.,
Anderson* 8. C.
Geo. T. Bryan, G. A.,
Greenville, 8. C.
Ernest Williams, O.P.A.
. Augusta, Ga?
E. M. Emerson.
Trafilo I
Blue Ridge Railroad.
EflteUve Vcr. 23, INS,
.WESTBOUND.
No.ll (daily)-Leave Belton 8.60 pv
m; Anderson 4.15 p. m. ; Pendleton 4.9
p. m. ; Cherry 4.54 p. m. ; baneon Ol p.
rn i arrive Walhalla6? P. sc. ^
No. 9 (daily except Sunday)--Dear?
Belton 10.46 a. m.; Anderson 11.07 o. m.j
Pendleton 11.32 a. m.; Cherry H SOa. m.*
arrive at Seneca 11.67 a. m. . : ? .
No. 6 (Sunday only)-Dsavu Salton
11.45 a.m.; Anderson 11.07 a. m.; Pet?
dleton 11.82 a. m.j CherryLll?W;?- ??
S?neca 1.05 p. m.; arrive Walhalla Ut
^No. 7 (dally exoept Sandey)-Leave
Anderson 10.80 n. m.; Pendleton 10.69 a*.
m.; Cherry 11.09 a. m.; Seueoa 1.05 p. m.;
arrive Walhalla 1.40 p. nv
No. 8 (dally)-Leave Belton 9.15 p.
arrive Anderson 9.42 p. aa.'
No. 28 (daily exoept Sac lay)-Dem
Belton 9.00 a. m.; arrive Audersoh 9.80 .
* EA8B0UND,
No. 12 (da?yl-Leave Walhalla 8.35 a.
m.; Seneca 8.58 a. m.; Oheny 9.17 a. m.;
Pendleton 9.25 a. m.; Anderson 10.09 a?
m.? arriveBelton 10.25 a. m. ' .
. No. 15 (dally except Sunday)-Leave
Seneca 2.00 p. m.; Cherry 2.19 p. m.? Pen
dleton 2.20 p. m.; Anderson 810 p. m.;
arrive Belton 8.85 p. m. ,; ; .
No. 6 (Sunday only)-Leave Anderson
8.10 p. m.; arrive Bel ton 8 35 p. nv
No 8 (dalry)-Leave Walhalla 8.10 p.
m.; Seneca 6.31 p. m.; Cherry 5.59 p. m.;
Pendleton 6.12 p. m.; Anderdon 7.30 p.
m.; arrive Belton 7 58 p. m.
No. 24 (delly exoept Sunday)-Leave
Anderson 7.50a. m.; arrive Belton 8.20
a. m. H. C. BEATTIE, Pres.?
Greenville, S G
J. R. ANDERSON, Supt.
. , .. ' Anderson, j. C. _
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