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BY JULIAN A. SELBY.
Tiltok, Bescher and Bowen.?"These
three, nnd the greatest of those is" which?
The story is told of ft clergyman who hud
three pots; n monkey, n parrot and a
.squirrel. These three he imprudently
left, on one occasion, shut up in his libra?
ry. "When he returned he found that the
monkey's hide was full of holes, which
had evidently been bitteu there; the
squirrel had lost his tail, and the parrot,
having been pick alive, was perched
on the back of a chair as the master en?
tered, to whom he remarked by way of
explanation of the condition of affairs,
"we've had a hell of a time."
The'editor of a Troy (N. Y.) paper is
clearly a bachelor. A lady, with a baby
in he r arms, got up to leave; a street ear,
and the editor saw something white be-*
come dislodged from the lady's lap and
fall to the lloor. Ho might have known
that it was one of those thingumys, but
he didn't. lie grabbed it, and shrieked
to the young mother that she had lost
her handkerchief, and then, discovering
that it was a thingamy, and not a hand?
kerchief, ho dropped it on the lloor. and
left the conductor to carry it to its
w Despair settles upon the Southern
o'utrnge shriekor and the bloody shirt
shaker. As they hear the cheers which
Boston gives so heartily to its Southern
visitors, they feel like exclaiming, with
the toy balloon merchant who felt the
string which held his propertv slip from
his hand and saw the whole concern
sailing serenely towards the clouds, "By
tarn, dero goer, my pizness!"
A Celestial attended prayer mooting at
uno of the churches the other night, and
sat directly in front of several small boys.
John was observed to suddenly move
out, wearing a very grave countenance.
Somebody at tho door asked him what
was the matter, and elicited the reply,
"Too muchce pinchec, heap needle, hell,
damn."? Xaah ville Banner.
The St. Louis City Council has passed
a very effective ordinance for the suppres?
sion of the social evil in that city. If its
exactions are rigidly enforced, that phase
of wickedness will be entirely extinguish?
ed. A copy of the ordinance should be
freelj- circulated among tho civil author?
ities of all the large cities of tho lamb
"Gen. Grant was not drunk atShiloh,"
says Gen. Sherman; "I have never seen
him drunk on the field of battle." And
there Sherman paused; but if he had
continued to speak a fow moments longer,
the world might have learned just where
he had seen him drunk.
"When a woman is care-laden and
heavy-hearted, nothing shakes the me?
grims out of her quicker than for a cou?
ple of ladies to stop in front of the
house long enough for her to examine
the trimmings on their bonnets.
C. F. JACKSON,
The Leader of Low Prices,
IS selling tho best ?l cts. Calico; the
best 10 and V21 cts. Bleached Home?
spun; tho l"?st Vow York Mills and
WauisnltnHomespun, at 15 cts.; (hobest
25, 35 and 40 cts. Black Alpaca; the best
10, 15 and 20 cts. Embroideries; the best
White Piques, at 10j| cts.; the 1>est Rib?
bons, at 25 cts.; the best Dress Goods,
121 ets.; the best Shirt Fronts, at 25 cts.,
,.nd the very best BARGAIN COUNTER
full of the best bargains in all kinds of
Goods. June 20
THE GREAT SENSATION
IKT DRY GOODS
STILL IN FULL 15 LAST !
mO-MORROW (Monday) the BARGAIN
X COUNTERS will be bountifully re?
plenished with a new, fresh line of
goods, and will be kept up during the
Beautiful DRESS GOODS at 10c;
worth 25 and 50c.
lft pieces Plain White LINEN LAWN,
at 29c; worth 40c'.'
15 pieces Fancy LINEN LAWN, at 20
and 25c ; worth 40 and 50c.
5 pieces BLACK GRENADINE, at 25c.;
;i cases New Style PRIKTS, at ?1 and
1 case 4-4 American PUCALE, at 10c,
15 pieces Scotch TWEEDS, at 25c;
10 pieces Brown LINEN DRILL, at
2;v.; worth 50c
l eise each Wamsutta and New York
Mils MUSLIN, at 15c.
'. case each Androscroggan and Fruit
of Uoui MUSLIN, at 12Ac
lcr.se Hill's Semper Idem MUSLIN,
l :ane 10-4 Pepperell Bleach SHEET?
ING at 37;. c
3.al.s I-1 Fine Brown SHEETING,
Lalies', Men's and Misses' BOOTS and
SHO*S, from 40c upwards.
Thl above "STARTLING PRICES"
represent only a few of the GREAT
BARGAINS that will be offered to reduce
stock. Now is your time to buy a good
4eal f(r little money.
W. D. LOVE & CO.,
Grrad Central Dry Goods House,
dune 27 Columbia. S. C.
'Let our Just Censures
columbia, s. c, friday morning-, .Jl
The symptoms or Liver CouiplainUarc
nucasiucss und pain in the side. Some
tiuies the pain is in the shoulder, niid is
mistaken for rheumatism. The stomach
is affected with loss of appetite and sick?
ness, bowels in general costive, and
sometimes alternating with lax. The
head is troubled with pain, an 1 dull,
heavy sensation, considerable loss ol
memory, accompanied with painful sen?
sation of having left undone something
which ought to have been done. Often
complaining of weakness, debility and
low spirits. Sometimes many of tie
above symptoms attend the disease, and
at other tim< s, v< ry few of th< m: but the
Liver is gem rally the organ mo d in?
For all Diseases of the Liver, Stomacli anil Spleen !
IT is evidently a Family Medicine, and by being kept ready for im?
mediate resort, will save many an hour of suffering, and many a
dollar in time and doctors' bills.
After forty years' trial, it is still receiving the most unqualified testi?
monials of its virtues from persons of the highest character and re?
sponsibility. Eminent physicians commend it as the most
EFFECTUAL SPECIF! C
for Constipation, Headache, Pain in the Shoulders, Dizziness, Sour
Stomach, bad taste in the Mouth, Bilious Attacks, Palpitation of the
Heart, Pain in the region of the Kidneys, Despondency. Gloom and
forebodings of evil; all of which are the offspring of a diseased Liver.
If you feel Dull, Drowsy, Debilitated, have frequent headache,
Mouth tastes badly, poor Appetite and Tongue Coated, you are suffer?
ing from Torpid Liver, or "Biliousness, ' and nothing will cure you so
speedily and permanently.
The Liver, the largest organ in the body, is generally the seat of the
disease, and if not Regulated in lime, great suffering, wretchedness
and DEATH will ensue.
Armed with this ANTIDOTE, all climates and changes of water and
food may be faced without fear. As a reinedv in MALAltlOUS
FEVERS, BOWEL COMPLAINTS, RESTLESSNESS. JAUNDICE.
NAUSEA, the Cheapest, Purest and Best Family Medicino in the
"I have never seen or tried such a simple, efficacious, satisfactory
and pleasant remedy in my life."?H. Haine?, St. Louis. Mo. '
"I occasionally use, when my condition requires it, Dr. Simmons'
Liver Regulator, with good effect."?Hon. Ai.ex. H. Stevens.
"Your Begulator has been in use in my family for some time, and I
am persuaded it is a valuable addition to the medical science."'?Gov.
J. Giij. SuonTEn, Alabama.
"I have used the Begulator in my family for the past seventeen
years. I can safely recommend it to the world as the best medicine I
have ever used for that class of diseases it purports to cure."?H. F.
"Simmons' Liver Begulator has proved a good aud eftiencious medi?
cine."?C. A. Nutting," President of City Bank.
"We have been acquainted with Dr. Simmons' Liver Medicine fe-ir
? more than twenty years, and know it to bo the best Liver Regulator
offered to the public."?M. R. Lyon and II. L. Lyon. Druggists, Belle
SIMMONS' LIVER l^GTJLATOR.
For DYSPErSTA, CONSTIPATION, JAUNDICE. BILIOUS AT?
TACKS. SICK HEADACHE. COLIC, DEPRESSION OF SPIRITS,
SOUR STOMACH, HEART BURN, Ac., Ac.
It ?fxss ITNTq EcL\ial.
Is a faultless Family Medicine,
Does not disarrange! the system.
Is sure to cure if taken regularly,
Is no drastic violent medicine.
Docs not interfere with business.
Is no intoxicating beverave,
Contains the simplest ami best renn dies.
CAUTION. Buy no Powders 01 Fr
REGULATOR, unless in our engmved
Stamp and Signature unbroken. None other is genuin*
Jan 30 twfimn ' J. H. ZEILIN & CO., Macon, Ga., and Philadelphia.
?paved. S1XIMOVS" LIVER
wrapper, with Trade Mark,
Manufactured by HOLMES, CALDER & CO., Proprietors.
Ofllco 203 East Bay street. Fi.ctory comer Cumberland and Philadelphia street-*,
Oliarloston, S*. O
IMPORTERS and dealers in Lubricating and Paint OILS. WINDOW GLASS and
PAINTERS' MATERIAL. Agents for Averill's Chemical Paint. Prince's Mettdic
Paint, Rubber and Leather Belting.
Fi t? 2i) Bitno
The Alabama Gold Life Insurance Company, of Mobile!
C. E. THAMES, President; T. N. FOWLER, Secretary: Gen. S.D. LEE,
Superintendent of Agencies.
Assets $750,000 in Gold.
CAPITAL STOCK 9200,000 GOLD ALL PAID IN.
SURPLUS AS TO POLICY-HOLDERS OVER $-10(>,000 GOLD.
GOLD OR CURRENCY POLICIES ISSUED !
ASOUTHERN COMPANY,;keeps and lends its Money in the South. Since
chartered, its dividends have varied from 17 to 27 per cent.
May 15 \V. II. GlBIiHS. Agent.
Attend the True Event."
JLY 2, 1S75. YO
Whib and i Vdnred.
Whit'..- . ud Colored.
White and Colored.
Made on LATEST IMPROVED PATENT.
1'ixtun : nil ready for bunging up.
"I AAA LATEST Styles LADIES
L.VM f\ 1 and CHILDREN'S STRAW
11ATS, only FIFTY CENTS EACH.
JONES, DAVIS & BOUXNIGHTS,
Successors to R.'C. Shiver A Co.
New Fresh Goods
J. H. KINARD'S
LARGE assortment of rich and beauti?
ful DRESS GOODS.
The styles and patterns of PRINTS
are numberless in variety, and every de?
partment of his large establishment has
neon replenished with accessions re?
freshingly seasonable and accommodat?
The Millinery Department
Is superbly stocked.
/E?t~Mr. Kinard invites a call.
OF the LATEST STYLES;
also, Ladies' and Children's
SUITS of all sizes and qual?
ity, UNDERWEAR, COR?
SETS, HAIR and FANCY
GOODS. Just received, a
largo assortment of Wenck's
\pril 25 _ MRS._C. E. REED'S.
Wine List?May, 1876!
% THE "CITY HALL GRO
CERY STORE" ?fters, as be?
low specified, the finest Wim
List ever published in Co
CLARETS St. Estephe. St. Julian, j
Margaux, Pontet Canet, in pints and
HOCKS Laubenheiiaer. llnckhoiinrr,
SAUTERS' ES Hanl Sauterncs. Graves
A. Pi'oignuc, Latour lilancdi, Chateun
CHAMPAGNES i -aim. i v A Greno's
Lee. decidedly tin- linesl dry Wine im?
ported. Obaus A* Unchatef's "Sillery,"
C:irt.- Blanche, K< Hv Island, Ac.
SHERRIES AN1 > PORTS -These of
line quality, ago und bouqw t. full
stock, most carefully selected.
My slock of French brandies. Holland
Gin, California Wim s and Brand ir-s. Do?
mestic Whiskies, '?Maryland," "Raker,"
"Finch," "Bomgarden, and other favor?
ite brands, is always full 11)?. I have
always cnd< avored to keep this branch
of my business sup]died only with best
possible qualify obtainable, and am fully
satisfied with the result.
Any rare Wine qp particular brand not
here advertised, will be procured from
firs! hands at verv f< w days' notice.
" GKO. SYMMERS,
City Hall Grocer and Wine Merchant
CHOICE MESS MACKEREL.
No. 1. 2 and :t MACKEREL.
Just opened and for sale low, at retail,
by .JOHN AGNEW A SON.
California and Imported
Wines, ^Liquors, Etc.
JUST received, direct from
'California, a carload of supe?
rior WINESand BRANDIES,
'made of delicious grapes in
that highly favored country.
Best Imported Scotch WHISKEY,
Old Jamaica RUM, Holland GIN,
Otavd and other brands BRANDY,
Sherry, Fort and Madeira WINES.
I am also manufacturing
that superior LAGER REER,]
for which my brewery lias
acquired such a doservi d re?
putation. Give, it a trial- it is pure and
warranted free from any deleterious in?
gredients. Physicians recommend iL
m < Also, best brands Imported and
?*?ari$ Domestic CIGARS, Smoking and
*"?**Chewing TOBACCO, Ac.
My SALOON is supplied with tho best
of everything. LUNCH every day, at 11
o'clock, Give me a call, at the sign of the
big barrel, Nos. MM and 1(1(1 Richardson
street. JOHN C. SEEGERS.
LUME XI?NUMBER sg"
IriNAitn & Wiley-?To patrons h\ f~\
\. arolina for their liberality: Wo V
Indeed thank you for buying / \
. ur line rcndy-uiudc Clothing, \J
"VTcckwi-'iir, Undor-wcar, cheapest, "T*
JA argest stock ever in the citv, JiJ
And we believe best, tor we Bell TT
nion Adams' Black Silk Ties, U
Kussian HrnccK,Suspcndcrs. Shirts"]* If
adcspccialty, good tit: guaranteeAtJL
Durability, elegance, comfort to "T>
uy< r. The Quak? r City and _13
^Star Shirts are all the go, and X
n Silk, Linen,Gingham Umbrellas a
Tlfe claim to sell at less profit a good A
In line, ready-made Clothing, our O
tylo and ]>rice is uncqunlcd. ? IO
Linen Cull's,llandkerchiefs.Collars:/' \
ur stock can't be surpassed. \_)
ITWegnncc, style and fashion. Hats in
li assimcrc, Silk, Straw, Felt,Wool.\J
Now in store, and to bo sold at low
K, & W. G. SWl
^ Spring Clothing! h
|> Spring Glothing! ?
h Spring Clothing!
The Largest and Jiost Stock
Ever seen here,
AT D. EPSTIN'S,
UNDER COLUMEIA HOTEL.
STYLES. New and Handsome:
FABRIC and DESIGN. Elegant!
BEST MAKE IHM
PRICES, Lower than ever!
Very full lines of Bovs' and Youths'
CLOTHING. FURNISHING GOODS and
Call and exaniin? at
April l Under Columbia Hotel.
Who feeds nie from his grocery stow.
And shows me every day a score
Of dainties, liner than before?
Groceries, Family. Supplies, Pure
Liquors, Wines, &e.
Whose clerks are smiling, childlike,
And always at my service stand
Attentive to my least command?
Breakfast Strips, Beef Tongues, Sal?
mon Bellies, Fulton Market Beef,
Canned Goods and Other Delicacies.
j Who care's for no man's smile or frown,
While he can keep his prices down.
I Yet sells the finest goods in town?
A Splendid Assortment of New Cof?
fee and Teas-Japan, Oolong, Gun?
powder, Hyson, Imperial and Mixed
And can I over cease to be
The best of customers to thee,
Who always did so well by me.
Fancy Crackers, Raisins, Nuts, New
Flour and Buckwheat.
I'll keep to the store I like so well,
'Neath Mr. Gorman's bis hotel.
And kopt by Hardy S-O-L
tfs?-Prices still lower, and goods fresh
every day. April 9